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[ "I just saw a Bernie Sanders ad where he states he wants to destroy the Republican establishment and the Democratic establishment . Yet he doesn't hesitate to take Democratic money . Why the hell would we want to destroy the Democratic establishment ? That's a hard NO for me !", "@USER Bernie Sanders is not our f...
@USER @USER Bernie Sanders sacrificed his own child on an alter in ancient Mexico ; twice to be exact . <URL>
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[ "Nintendo ’ s little Switch oasis at Chicago ORD . <URL>", "@USER have you tried Breath of the Wild ? heard it ’ s pretty good ..." ]
@USER @USER I ’ m told if you played the WiiU version it ’ s not really worth the double dip ...
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[ "the wind is picking up here already , stay safe everyone , we have been walked and fed and Martha is cleaning blood off the wall again #happytail #lilbugger oh and the TV has gone wrong so she may take a glass of wine up to bed with her book while we still have power !", "@USER Loch Muick was a bit blustery ! <U...
@USER @USER Awww . Gee . Yeah , whatcha gonna do . Greyhounds is hounds . That's in their nature . ❀ them g . h . ' s
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[ "I love this Mazda 🚘 I just rented ... it displays your speed on the wind shield ❀ #socool", "@USER The future lies in front of you . Happy to help you get there safely ." ]
@USER I am in love with this car ❀ Off all the vehicles I have driven , it is my favourite so far πŸ™‚ <URL>
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[ "Ask yourself this simple question : is the world a better place or a worse place with Rush Limbaugh in it ?", "@USER Worse . Can ’ t wait for him to go ." ]
@USER @USER All these people commenting rude and disgusting comments apparently lack love of self !
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[ "@USER More of this and inject it into my veins please !", "@USER @USER I think the @USER team has plenty more in store ." ]
@USER @USER @USER I especially loved it when he violated the 4th amendment rights of young black men in NYC ! #stopandfrisk #BloombergIsRepublican #BloombergIsARacist
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[ "The government of Lagos State praises motorcycle and tricycle operators for complying with the restriction from six LGAs , major highways and bridges . The enforcement of the State Security Council ’ s order began on Saturday , February 1 , 2020 @USER #LASG #ForAGreaterLagos <URL>", "The level of compliance was ...
@USER @USER @USER As expected , Danfos have increased fares . Why are we wicked like this ! ! ! #ForAWickedLagos
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[ "\" Provider \" or \" prescriber \" - is a corporate attempt to control & reduce patient-clinician relationships Just like in the Soviet Union , where the communist party mandated that people call each other \" comrades \" A nurse , a physician , a therapist is not a \" prescriber \" or \" provider \" <URL>", "@U...
@USER From clients , there is only one step to customers . BTW , how do they market their spiritual service products to their customer base ? I would not specifically blame priests . They are not the only ones falling in this trap . I see it daily in university departments .
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[ "Goodnight #wilsoners . @USER , @USER , ❀ ️ sharing #Cheddie #DayofDays2019 pics & save some new of it . I hope I can Chat with u 2morrow & I'll post more . Leave u with ... How adorable they r as or even . I'll always ❀ ️ them 4ever ! Look @USER their beautiful smiles ! <URL>", "@USER @USER Goodnight :) I change...
@USER @USER Hey Gina I'm borrowing the top right one . I just love it so much and Sonny face lol . Thanks much . Love them all though . ❀ #Wilson4ever
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[ "#StarTrekPicard is hope πŸ’« Stream an all-new episode now on @USER . <URL>", "@USER @USER @USER 3 LIKES VS ZERO I GUESS MORE PEOPLE AGREE WITH ME ? 🀷 ‍ ♀ ️ <URL>" ]
@USER @USER @USER Hey look that should be some very literal thing like " see you are blinded by this very dangerous woman " That is just a scene that imprints her dangerousness with a jackhammer kind of clarity !
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[ "@USER @USER @USER The BEA data for 2018 says differently . Table below is BEA data sorted for decreasing real GDP per capita by state . <URL> There are four states ranking below Alabama . <URL>", "@USER @USER @USER According to Trading Economics , the GDP per capita for the UK in 2018 was 42986 . This is not spe...
@USER @USER @USER ? ? ? It met the standard of presidential communication .
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[ "If everything I have heard about them comes to fruition , you will be pleased . <URL>", "@USER They should look like these . Home uniforms are on the left and the away uniforms are on the right . <URL>", "@USER @USER They would get fined for those , the knees are not covered by pads", "@USER @USER It ’ s pho...
@USER @USER I wish the colors and the name would disappear . It will never be the same as it was , especially as long as the Haslem ’ s are the owners
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[ "Our Post-NSD 2020 Team Recruiting Rankings : 1 Clemson 2 LSU 3 Georgia 4 Alabama 5 Ohio State 6 Texas A & M 7 Texas 8 Florida 9 Auburn 10 Washington", "@USER Bro I know you are trying , but damn you are bad at this thing . I know you are probably 16 and trying to start something ( which I respect ) but your take...
@USER @USER Your comments literally say the same yet you are here attempting to call someone else biased .
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[ "I ’ ve never known love the way Julie at @USER shows me love .", "@USER @USER you and ONE other person follow them" ]
@USER @USER The food is always and the drinks are #generous and the jazz makes the evening .
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[ "@USER proud to support #JumperDay ... making the knitting pattern of #RawData into #FairIsleJumpers <URL>", "@USER Some people see a jumper , some people see raw data - brilliant ! 😁" ]
@USER @USER @USER working with communities to make #OpenData something #practical #useful and <URL>
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[ "The Outer Worlds gets a release date on Switch , Stadia is weird , EA is weird , and the Switch Pro dream is over for 2020 . RT appreciated ! WATCH : <URL> <URL>", "@USER I'm glad there's no Switch Pro this year ! I don't need it . I want a real successor when the time is right . Who needs 4K in a Switch ? ? I p...
@USER @USER BuT THe Grafix ! ! I agree . If they ’ re really struggling to do 4K res , no point to it now .
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[ "In 2013 , a change in planning laws meant companies could convert old office blocks into homes without planning permission . But what is is like to live in a converted office block ? @USER met Nic , who has being living in temporary accommodation for three years . <URL>", "@USER πŸ“Ί Watch Panorama : Cashing in on...
@USER @USER @USER Heartbreaking watching this ... people making profit out of other people's misery . #angry
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[ "Nash saw bridges and water ran away with it . <URL>", "@USER @USER @USER I just was freestyling the idea of getting #immortaltechnique to do #raps over #mambo For a mantis over ✊ your and ( )" ]
@USER @USER @USER boot load out is 24/7 science for #scituatehighschool #ghostbusters was my pick for subs k ( jj ) also birding and mr ram esy let it fly . movie πŸŽ₯
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[ "@USER You ay wrong there big fella πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚", "@USER Worst atmosphere I've ever known from a home crowd and I've been to the Emirates ... Twice πŸ˜‚" ]
@USER The only fans I could here on the box was ours 🐺 🐺
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[ "#PresidentBernieSanders is a real possibility after #Iowa . I know that terrifies some people and they're lashing out . But it energizes and excites a lot MORE people . Join them ( and us ) and let's make America a truly progressive country . #NotMeUs", "@USER If Bernie wants to win maybe he should muzzle Nina T...
@USER @USER There's nothing racist about telling someone to muzzle a black woman ...
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[ "@USER You're basically famous for being a prostitute ...", "@USER Point is you're morally bankrupt You had no merit and simply used what little contact you may have had with @USER to cash in with a co-conspirator criminal that used you in very much the same way you've allowed men to use you most your life ." ]
@USER @USER @USER I love it when a #trump supporter calls other people morally bankrupt . These people have absolutely zero sense of or #hypocrisy . It is simply stunning to witness ! #USPoli
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[ "Christians wailing about the halftime show : β€œ Pray for our culture ! God have mercy on our nation ! We ’ re under judgement ! ” Also Same Christians : β€œ We shouldnt Fight the culture war ! Separation of church and state ! We can ’ t follow biblical laws ! ” <URL>", "@USER I ’ m not watching the game . But I can...
@USER @USER I ’ m watching on amazon and only have 2 seasons available to watch
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[ "Two years ago today , a gunman entered Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School in Parkland , FL , and killed 17 students and staff members , and injured 17 more . We hold the victims and survivors in our hearts and honor them , and all victims and survivors of gun violence , with action . <URL>", "@USER This would ...
@USER @USER @USER they were murdered in a place where guns were banned made possible by what they voted for .
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[ "This is the age of the nearly-identical yet completely incompatible connector . <URL>", "@USER There ’ s talk in the EU about forcing tech companies to adopt one standard .", "@USER @USER I don ’ t like that idea , I quite enjoy charger roulette" ]
@USER @USER LOL πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ .. I could make a 31/01 / 20 Brexit comment on not having to worry about standardization , but it might be too soon for that ( ? ) <URL>
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[ "Today is a 9 day . The best day of every week . Happy 9 day .", "@USER Feels like an 11 - day if you ask me . So much emotional energy and people being just unreasonably ridiculous . You sure it's a 9 ? πŸ˜‚" ]
@USER I withdraw my previous accusation . It's certainly a 9 day , #Blessings in disguise . Thought the floor dropped out , but I realize now that a door closed on something truly unbeneficial . The sky is just starting to open up . Blessings in mysterious ways . All is working for the .
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[ "\" I have childhood memories of the climate being thought of as an urgent crisis , with everyone concerned about the ozone layer and acid rain , companies banning styrofoam . It feels almost like I hallucinated the urgency given what followed . \" - - @USER <URL>", "\" What's interesting is that this right-wing ...
@USER @USER Hella naive me to think that a group of Americans would be this blatantly sick and twisted . Your book , The View From Flyover Country , and @USER book , Dark Money , was proof . Now we fight for Its a lifestyle .
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[ "Asked whether he thought LFC ’ s total dominance of this season ’ s title race hurt the league , new PL Ceo Masters said : Obviously Liverpool are sitting here today 22 points ahead of the rest of the Premier League , but our television audiences have never been higher .", "@USER Yup , no reason to question any ...
@USER @USER @USER Actually I like it that the MCFC fans are deluded and truly believe that it ’ s because of VAR that they are not winning the league-nothing to do with the fact that LFC are the best team in the league currently and MCFC are simply not good enough . Good , let this continue .
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[ "Yang on late-term abortions #OurRightsOurCourts : β€œ We have to get back to the point where nobody should be celebrating abortion ... it ’ s a tragedy , to me , if someone decides they don ’ t want to have a child ... celebrating children , family , these are universal human values ” <URL>", "@USER late-term abor...
@USER @USER @USER You mean you don ’ t want to listen to any more β€œ geniuses ” announcing on public platforms that abortions at 9months are evil . 😏
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[ "Heads of department teaching 26 out of 30 periods . And running interventions , marking , planning , managing , leading , resourcing , parents meetings , reporting . And being told not to do much work at home .", "@USER I'm a Head baby I'm a head like a metaphor Ah ah ah You got me steamin at a hundred degrees E...
@USER You gimme exams marks down the length of my desk You gimme forms and a pile of requests I'm leading meetings , reports gimme beatings I take my meds ( take my meds ) But best of all , I love to be a Head ( ) To be head To be head
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[ "Oh yeah , you like Marx ? Name 3 of his albums . <URL>", "@USER Duck Soup ? Horse Feathers ? Monkey Business ?", "@USER @USER Duck soup still makes me laugh so hard I nearly die . Haha ." ]
@USER @USER bloody Marxists ! still finding clever ways to bump people off , right ... ? #joke #satire
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[ "πŸ‘‡ Citizen Khan believes in gender equality of course . <URL>", "@USER @USER Funny how with a regular series of fatal stabbings this relatively minor incident seems to be the only one he turns up to show support for . Can't fathom why ?", "@USER @USER Yes very strange I can't understand it ?" ]
@USER @USER Not many white faces in the picture ? Problem with camera
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[ "Funny to see these Republicans claim we are irrelevant , yet pay such close attention to us while attending the #SOTU 😜 #rentfree", "@USER It was just fun to see the sour looks on your faces . Watching you all get owned . That ’ s all .", "@USER @USER Who got owned exactly ? What specific talking points did t...
@USER @USER @USER If you believe Fox News ’ lies then there is no hope for you .
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[ "This is the same epiphany slaveowners of the South had in the 1850s . Demography had turned against them . Their power and wealth were on the line . They started a war to preserve their \" rights \" and damn near destroyed the United States . The Trumpsters are their spiritual heirs . <URL>", "@USER @USER Everyo...
@USER @USER @USER LOL One of the Most Insane , Really . Seems Like an American Version of Jeremy Corbin . #GOP #PartyOfLincoln #Democrats
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[ "Soca weekender in Poland . I dunno if that is the correct place you know", "@USER @USER πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ they hate black people there , make it make sense", "@USER @USER @USER They don ’ t hate black people here , they love Caribbean people . Why y ’ all fraid of ? πŸ‘ ?", "@USER In the UK we have a lot of dealings w...
@USER Thats why they ain ’ t here
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[ "It is a sad day for America to see Senator McConnell humiliate the Chief Justice of the United States into presiding over a vote which rejected our nation ’ s judicial norms , precedents and institutions which uphold the Constitution and the rule of law .", "@USER You shamed / humiliated yourselves in the way yo...
@USER @USER THAT'S RIGHT ! SCREW THE PLAIN LANGUAGE OF THE CONSTITUTION ! THE HIGHEST LAW OF THE LAND IS WRONG AND WE SHOULD DISREGARD IT UNLESS IT SUPPORTS OUR OWN PERSONAL POLITICS !
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[ "Radiation has apparently leaked into atmosphere from nuclear plant near Dimitrovgrad , Russia . It's being detected 45 kilometers away and employees of the plant are quarantined in the building . Governor of the region has just denied anything is happening . <URL>", "@USER When the government says , β€œ nothing ha...
@USER @USER Yep , same goes with the #coronavirus as we can always trust what any government can tell us about its spread . Doors being welded shut on apartment buildings there ? Yah , it'll be just fine .
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[ "interviewing Finn Mckenty of punk rock mba later today with @USER ! ! what should we ask ?", "@USER @USER Did you really need an MBA or could a Bachelors have sufficed . Why didn ’ t you get your PhD ?" ]
@USER @USER That mfker deserves a Ph . D !
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[ "Base Zion Williamson Hoops cards , albeit graded are selling for over $ 150 . There is a way you can guarantee yourself a Zion Optic Rated Rookie and possibly hit a parallel . See below ! <URL>", "@USER It ’ s insane that it ’ s being sold so high . I sold a lot of 4 zion Williamson cards pretty sure they would ...
@USER Especially from hoops . I kept hearing it ’ s a bad product which is why I sold low . My fault I guess .
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[ ". I'll wait for you among the stars . come find me when you're ready . #soultosoul <URL>", "@USER we can't help but feel each other , it's because our souls are always touching . #soultosoul #Anamika <URL>", "@USER I am in you and you in me , mutual in divine love ... #SoulToSoul ❀ ❀ <URL>" ]
@USER When love binds time-space is irrelevant you n me n you like both of us like same same . #soultosoul #Anamika artwork : Sheetal Bhonsle <URL>
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[ "Three different sources say a firm called \" Shadow \" developed the Iowa Dem caucus app . They haven't responded to comment , neither has Iowa Dem Party . The firm was paid by both Nevada & Iowa Democratic Party , disclosures show . Also by Mayor Pete's campaign .", "Nevada Dem federal account paid Shadow $ 58k...
@USER @USER So , the picture here proves what ? That looks like a spreadsheet anyone could have made on their computer . Pete ’ s evil plan here was to pay them 43K to crash the app so the results would have to be tabulated by hand ? Sure that makes sense . #laughable
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[ "Only the two land border entry points , plus the airport ( all marked out in red boxes below ) will remain open from midnight tonight . Carrie Lam has still refused to close the border completely , and condemned the medical strike as \" extreme \" and \" political . \" <URL> <URL>", "The Hospital Authority Emplo...
@USER Just because you have the " " to do something doesnt make it right . #democracy would not work for #HongKong if you fail at such a basic thing
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[ "Please help if you can . She needs a one time hand up . And also please RT πŸ’• <URL>", "@USER No , it is not a scam πŸ™‚ Not that I ’ m aware of anyway . She has proof of her situation .", "@USER Sorry i ask that question because last time i sent three person money after they block me so i am little scared", "@...
@USER @USER Unfortunately , I don ’ t believe he was interested in helping He had questions about how old I was & what I looked like ( wanted a pic ) He did ask what happened When he discovered my age ( found my picture & he says he ’ s 29 ) he had to eat dinner πŸ€” 🀦 🏽 ‍ ♀ ️ but still got #Hope
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[ "Not sure what I've done or really what happened but two people that I genuinely liked blocked me . Has me bummed , and quite frankly , my feelings are hurt . So I think I'll be getting off twitter for the night , stay blessed everyone know that you're loved and you're good people ...", "@USER You're loved #KindJ...
@USER @USER @USER Thank you very much for the share . .
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[ "@USER Well , maybe that β€œ small company that just built an app ” shouldn ’ t take on a responsibility it is unable to handle ?", "@USER i ’ m not disagreeing that the app could have been better at what it was supposed to do . but comparing amazon to the small company is not a fair comparison ." ]
@USER Ok . Then I ’ ll compare them with a local mom and pop business that can reliably keep track of its inventory using Quickbooks .
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[ "Israel's government will meet on Sunday on Coronavirus . I hope that Israeli scientists will find cure to this . For decades , Israelis have been at the forefront of finding cures to new diseases and viruses . Praying for those affected . πŸ™ #Coronavirus <URL>", "@USER Have they found cures for the flu or the co...
@USER Update : I understand the Israelis have invented face masks pre treated with anti virals to aid in the fight against #nCoV2019 . #CoronaVirus
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[ "It ’ s disrespectful I even have to tweet this TBH This is KNOWN . Giants fans hella delusional . <URL>", "@USER you have time to delete brother", "@USER Yea u right I should delete because everyone knows this besides delusional giants fans" ]
@USER @USER I'm a Chiefs fan and still know you're wrong in this one . But you're saying Giants fans are delusional ?
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[ "He is just awful at the speaking ...", "The fact checkers are going to have a field day with this speech ... #SOTU", "Did he just say that we ’ re energy independent ? ?", "He ’ s taking credit for a whole lot of things here 🀨", "Remember what a great speaker Obama was up there ?", "Why does that guy ha...
It ’ s nice that our politicians can all gather together & be civil with each other in the best interest of the American people ... #doesnthappen
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[ "I checked both @USER and ⁦ @USER ⁩ and so far no comment about the #NYPD officers shot in her district . ⁦ @USER ⁩ ⁦ ⁦ ⁩ #BlueLivesMatter <URL>", "@USER @USER @USER This is not my district , but our thoughts are with all officers & people impacted by this shooting & the epidemic of gun violence in this country ....
@USER @USER @USER Im sure the shooter was a law abiding citizen who obtained the firearm legally ! !
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[ "UK Independence Day today . ( This flag flew at the Battle of Trafalgar . ) <URL>", "@USER @USER It has no relevance , my family were at trafalgar something I ’ m proud off . Before you think I ’ m anti service men and women" ]
@USER @USER You saw the flag and it triggered you . Why not say ' Ah , a beautiful flag , I descend from warriors who fought at the Battle of Trafalgar ' . No , you are here start a Brexit debate which is now totally irrelevant .
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[ "Hilary Clinton rolled her eyes when Bernie said Palestinians should be treated with respect . Now you're all upset that a Palestinian just booed her . πŸ™„", "@USER @USER No ! they're upset that we all booed her ! #IStandWithRashida #BooHillary <URL>", "@USER @USER @USER You are not any if those things . It's da...
@USER @USER @USER You seemed to miss my point ... I never asked you what you thought ... Mind Your Business ... Arrogant , ignorant and rude too . You're a real piece of work ! Maybe you should work on you a bit more before trying to tell others how to act .. #PatheticPeople #TriggeredByEmpathy
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[ "This is designer number plate where is @USER <URL>", "@USER Thanks , registration no . of the vehicle is not readable hence can't be prosecuted ." ]
@USER @USER Is this next-level or just plain dumb ? 🀣
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[ "Kanye West , Kim Kardashian Avoiding $ 600M Split : Seek Counseling After Rapper's Spiritual Awakening ? <URL>", "@USER She's a saint and truly loves black people . Kanye is a nutcase", "@USER They whole family love black people ." ]
@USER @USER πŸ’˜ ⁉ ️ That's too strong a concept . I think they ONLY bet on the best ENTERTAINMENT ASSETS that would help them realize their own ambitions without detracting from them . Is Kris Humphries still in the #NBA I rest my case . They're HUNTing BIG GAME not guys just on the roster ! πŸ€”
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[ "Elizabeth Warren proposes criminal penalties for spreading disinformation online <URL>", "@USER @USER How about the #financial community we remove 401K as the only option from CRIMINIALS stealing our money for generation . We bring back decapitation . @USER #superbowl #thursday $ AAPL <URL>" ]
@USER @USER @USER If u dont HUNT criminals my HATE & lust for revenge should breed your lust for justice . who is going to give heneraromf of the justice stolen from the royalties of kings / queens . The sword of #justice shoud take the head of #SuperBowl <URL>
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[ "Why do people like milk so much ? Milk sucks . Fuck milk .", "@USER @USER @USER disagree , adam's gonna have big and strong bones thanks to his milk consumption habits" ]
@USER @USER @USER Sorry if this offends , but milk is
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[ "BREAKING NEWS : Olivier Giroud has completed a transfer to Tottenham Hotspur and an announcement is imminent in the coming hours The French striker joins on a 2 year deal from Rivals Chelsea for a fee reportedly around Β£ 25 million πŸ”΅ βšͺ ️ [ Di Marzio ] <URL>", "@USER Can't believe people put in the time and effo...
@USER Yeah . You've set up a fake Sky Sports account just to post fake rumours to get your kicks . That's much more time and effort than normal people will ever have #pathetic
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[ "When #BirdsOfPrey might flop at the box office because y ’ all hate women <URL>", "@USER Wow way to Scapegoat the guys . Lol just make a movie with actually attractive women . And not girls who look like anorexic teenagers girls from highschool ." ]
@USER Also insulting guys is a great way to get guys to like female directors ... .
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[ "ADDENDUM : many comments suggesting this is a β€œ new normal ” β€” I need to reiterate : this is * NOT * normal . Men entering a Capitol bldg in paramilitary gear β€” armed w / weapons of war β€” is * NOT * normal . We * must * remember β€” or risk sliding further . See : Overton window πŸ‘‡ 🏻 <URL>", "@USER @USER Just bec...
@USER @USER @USER Democrats Were Saying the Same Thing in February 1864 . #GOP #PartyOfLincoln #Democrats
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[ "Samsung users ' freaked ' by accidental overnight alert from firm's Find My Mobile service <URL>", "@USER God ! How do snowflakes like @USER cope with life if something as trivial as an automated text can freak them out so much . #embarrassing" ]
@USER @USER I guess haters are a side effect of fame 😫
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[ "Sajid Javid - β€œ We are not going to have completely frictionless trade because we have left the customs union & the single market ... & that's a deliberate decision \" - \" We've been clear \" with the car industry that \" there will be some changes \" <URL>", "@USER 2016 - No checks , simple . 2017 - There will...
@USER @USER It's all going to be fine : @USER says the forms can just be binned so what are we worried about ? <URL>
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[ "Can we get some new animal lovers to help save these precious babies ? ? ? There are so many followers that give their ALL and even give more than they SHOULD . Any help is greatly appreciated ! <URL>", "@USER I no longer retweet 4 those without a 501c3 . When I pledged in the past , back when I had $ , I donate...
@USER @USER @USER Oh wow ! I totally understand . I should probably check things out before I r / t also . I appreciate your comment . I can't IMAGINE someone taking money and then KILLING the animal ( s ) . It's hard to trust anyone these days . #GreedIsDirty
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[ "Poll : Biden's lead over @USER shrinks to 5 points in South Carolina <URL>", "@USER @USER @USER It looks like Tom Steyer is helping Bernie in South Carolina ! He goes up and Joe goes down ... interesting !" ]
@USER @USER @USER Confirmed Tom Steyer was a secret mole planted by Bernie to undercut Biden πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚
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[ "With an economy this good , it's no wonder Barack Obama is trying to take credit . But I believe the saying is : \" You didn ’ t build that . Somebody else made that happen . ” @USER made that happen . <URL>", "@USER @USER Clearly there ’ s some lasting brain damage ..." ]
@USER @USER @USER Oh I ’ m sure they are just headaches .
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[ "Some big M N Fennell news within ! <URL>", "@USER Many thanks for all you have been and done for our students , both as a grateful parent and governor ." ]
@USER Thanks Phil for your fantastic support governor ever
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[ "@USER I certainly hope that ’ s not the way you responded .", "@USER Of course not . But I sure was thinking it .", "@USER @USER Thanks for sharing your thoughts . However , as a pax i'm concerned about the possible attitude behind . PM couldn't know if gear is accidentally up or the result of intention . He d...
@USER @USER @USER Great leadership , incredibly receptive and fosters an atmosphere for open communication . What a wonderful captain you clearly are πŸ‘ 🏽 πŸ‘ 🏽
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[ "Today I feel pretty tired but in a good calm state . Depression 4/10 anxiety 5/10 , those are good numbers for me ! Acting , yoga , breathing , meditation , my dog and video games help me focus and bring me joy . Love yourself first ❀ Namaste πŸ™ How is your #MentalWellness today ?", "@USER Tbh ... not the best d...
@USER ❀ ❀ A walk outside would be a cold shower here in Oregon 😏 πŸ˜‰ This time of year is always exceptionally tough here ... A good laugh with my kids seems to help ❀
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[ "I feel sorry for death of #CarolineFlack and I agree something needs to change but I'm not signing this having her name on the law would be a slap in the face for domestic violence victims everywhere #CarolinesLaw #domesticviolence", "@USER I don't remember Caroline being found guilty in a court of law ... Given...
@USER @USER Yes - and the CPS do what they have to do ... What we DON'T need is vitriolic trolling on social media . If someone does something wrong , let the courts decide the punishment . People bullying Caroline on social media because ... they care about abuse victims ? #loveisland
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[ "Exciting day ... received delivery of a @USER #Moonshot #Edgeline unit and 4 #m710x cartridges for piloting our planned deployment to be accessed through our @USER Remote Computing service Looking forward to working with @USER and on the pilot πŸ‘ <URL>", "@USER @USER @USER Exciting times . Really happy to contin...
@USER @USER @USER Can ’ t wait to see the results of the on-prem trial ! The team are really and #keen to get cracking ! #LetsDoThis
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[ "The same federal government that is threatening to veto an approved oilsands mine over CO2 emissions exempted a Quebec cement factory from federal environmental review , even though it emits 2 million tons of CO2 . Albertans are fed up with the double standards . <URL>", "@USER I ’ m not good at math but I think...
@USER @USER Good for you Terry I can ’ t wait for food to double and triple in cost . It will be a much better planet . Survival of the fittest eh Terry πŸ‘ Once we make food real expensive we can have a large percentage of the population starve and less people mean less Carbon πŸ‘ . <URL>
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[ "Many of the ads you are watching were paid for by Mini Mike Bloomberg . He is going nowhere , just wasting his money , but he is getting the DNC to rig the election against Crazy Bernie , something they wouldn ’ t do for @USER and others . They are doing it to Bernie again , 2016 .", "@USER @USER 🧐 Cory Booker ...
@USER @USER @USER . We need tons more of this , . You've got talented staff and / or they know such people . #LevParnas might like to do several #LevSpeaks segments .
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[ "Okay angry Berners , you can stop tweeting at me . You really do not seem to understand that alienating voters who could one day vote for you is a bad idea .", "@USER I ’ ll vote for the democratic nominee , but the cult personality of the Bernie Bro ’ s is just as bothersome to me as that of the Trumpers . Not ...
@USER @USER @USER You skills of persuasion are mind blowing . Bernie is so lucky to have you . <URL>
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[ "Last night , @USER received a historic turnout for an incumbent , shattering all previous records ! β€œ Our liberties we prize and our rights we will maintain . ” The great people of Iowa get it ! πŸ‡Ί πŸ‡Έ <URL>", "@USER @USER @USER I hope you run in 2024 - You would make a GREAT President - Wish you the Best Always ...
@USER @USER @USER You have been conned by grifters .
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[ "Sydney weather : Collaroy and Narrabeen beach erosion as huge waves steal 50m of sand <URL>", "@USER beaches are not static structures , which is why building on any beach is risky at best , let alone a high energy beach like many sydney ocean beaches" ]
@USER @USER Well then , we need to make them static . And every other bit of nuisance non-static environment .
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[ "@USER @USER @USER Is one of this hardware wallet able to store #digiassets from #digibyte ? We will be happy to promote a hardware wallet , use it on digiBroker for improve security and offer some hardware wallet to win to our users !", "@USER @USER @USER It ’ s being added as we speak . We are in the process of...
@USER @USER @USER When will this next big thing πŸ˜€ be ready ? Weeks months ?
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[ "I enjoyed it to Birgitte .. many of the comments made by Poles and Germans are mirrored in Brexit GB 😱 ... the German politician married to a Turkish lady was unbelievable πŸ™„ <URL>", "@USER Yeah but he in himself isn ’ t rare .. This is the problem , far right fuel fear in the β€œ others ” , but will happily in t...
@USER Farage is married to a German lady
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[ "Q2 ) What plans do you have for LGBT History Month ? #LGBTedchat @USER", "@USER @USER We celebrate it in march as part of our month but we are delivering assemblies-Tutor Period sessions - launching our ally card-and ending the fabulous week with a massive cake sale to raise funds !", "@USER @USER @USER So muc...
@USER @USER @USER The second is a designed logo to show at our school we're inclusive regardless of your gender or sexuality . We have 2 rainbow flags on the front of our school & painted bricks to remind all we are an ally to the comm . As an openly gay member of staff it makes me so !
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[ "dana loesch may have lost her gig shilling for mass shooters at the nra , but she's still pushing them beets . super beets . <URL>", "@USER Oliver , just one question ... Name one NRA mass shooter ? I'll wait , but not going to hold my breath .", "@USER @USER NRA members have committed thousands of gun crimes ...
@USER @USER @USER Sporky demanded a SINGLE name . You listed 5 NRA members who are murderers and criminals . Can't you count Lib ? 5 is more than a single one . Duh but may actually agree 🀷 🏽 ‍ β™‚ ️
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[ "Ok @USER , @USER & @USER , & , if accused me of ' trying to politicise the bushfire crisis , ' I'd point to The Dictator to #TheCobargoIncident , & say , ' why #Auspol #Qt <URL>", "@USER @USER @USER #PrimeMinister , ' #prophesied ' that #Australia a ’ ’ , by at the . of The , most of all , & especially , have no...
@USER @USER @USER to #assessments by Treating Professionals , #PrimeMinister , you are a servant of The #Australian , , not to mention of whom deal with for example , to be to such ,
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[ "I can not get enough of the middle-aged dudes discovering that Rage Against the Machine is Overtly Leftist / Anarchist Political Music and suddenly hating their old favorite band", "@USER I ’ m 38 years old and have been lucky to see RATM back in the day , I simply cannot believe there are guys out there , my ag...
@USER @USER @USER These are also the ' same people ' who supposedly all have anime lolis as their avatars #hypocrisy #generalization
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[ "blows my mind people outside staten island / PA don ’ t wait patiently every year for Punxsutawney Phil & Chuck to predict the weather . imagine not feeling the overwhelming joy of groundhogs day . wild .", "@USER funny how this was tweeted a min after i dmed you about β€” feeling attacked" ]
@USER i ’ m sorry your town is boring . you poor things !
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[ "If after watching this half-time show , you ’ re against immigration and think Latinos are invaders ... go to boring , rhythm-less hell . Really . Hispanics are Americans and Make America Great . Deal with it ! πŸ”₯ πŸ‡Ί πŸ‡Έ", "@USER I ’ m not a Latino but after watching that is there a way to convert ?", "@USER @U...
@USER @USER @USER I know ! My ex is cubano . Two left feet .
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[ "First please quit re-tweeting your own tweets only seconds after you tweet them . Its pathetic . second this statement is crazy . In this country each person is free to decide what they want to aspire for . Im happy 10 million is all you want or need . Other people are different . <URL>", "@USER @USER you have a...
@USER @USER @USER Good luck thinking you can live a good happy life in #NewJersey with $ 10 million . One of the richest states in the country as well as corrupt . It ’ s No wonder the states residents are moving south .
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[ "When I hear men worshipping guns and talking about how there ’ s nothing that will stop them from defending their family , my mind goes to Naaman in the Bible . Do you remember Naaman ? He was a great military leader , and he also had leprosy . 1 /", "@USER Parent : I'll do anything to care for my family ! Espec...
@USER @USER @USER No . All men . We are all horrible . Maybe y ’ all should just cleanse the earth of all males . The hermeneutical understanding is extraordinarily far off . And no , most men are great . You ’ re just hanging out in a sewer waiting for a diamond ring to float by . <URL>
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[ "What is the most terrifying with the #coronavirus is : As death seems to arrive many days after first symptoms , with those thousands of new infected , the fatality rate could be WAY more then 3 % Please someone tell me I am wrong 😱 πŸ˜₯ #outbreak #pandemic", "@USER They don't know who is dying from what ... Inst...
@USER Terrible :( I suppose we will have to wait death hits other countries with less infected to have an idea of a most accurate fatality rate
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[ "Trans athletes are not a threat . We need to protect trans kids β€” and all LGBTQ + kids β€” and ensure they feel safe and welcomed at school . I urge the Arizona legislature to reject this cruel bill . <URL>", "@USER So now you won't even stand up for your own gender but we're supposed to think that you will stand ...
@USER @USER In pro sports they'll be on ESPN ... What ? Maybe once a year ? Yeah . This is definitely a viable system for them to participate . Great work . You solved it . Good job . #FuckTransphobia
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[ "Asked @USER why I hadn't received my Stadium Series tickets yet . They stated they're listed as \" on hold \" for my account and will investigate further . What does on hold mean ? !", "@USER Maybe this is also on Adidas ?", "@USER @USER I heard that because of the response of fans on the internet they are mov...
@USER @USER @USER Just some classic there guys . Alluding to people thinking they would change the jerseys because some people didn ’ t like them
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[ "You consistently make fun of half the country and then complain that it is divided . The arrogance , mocking accents and smug ridicule of this nation ’ s β€˜ Real Elites ’ is disgusting . <URL>", "@USER LMAO , reread your comment to yourself a couple of times and really concentrate on the Irony !" ]
@USER @USER You have read your daddy's tweets ? I have retweeted to you on several occasions asking you seek help for daddy .
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[ "I ’ d echo the need for choice , if peer support was better paid would it have made a difference Christina ? <URL>", "@USER To be honest my Trust pay better for its Peer Coaches at band 4 than some get paid as Peer Workers . But internal career path slow and limited unfortunately . I went for two roles at differ...
@USER @USER As we were discussing crisis being related to #PTSD she said we were the experts not her . I nearly fell off my seat ! But I was the one who had spotted an order of service card dated around time engagement had stopped ... when I queried who person was I cracked open the case .
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[ "This truck driver is my hero . <URL>", "@USER Exactly how they should be treated", "@USER @USER For actually giving a shit about suffering animals ? ? ?" ]
@USER @USER I wish you cared as much about animals as you did the plants you are killing ! How dare you !
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[ "In ONE WEEK , get the answer we've all been waiting for . #PowerTV #WhoShotGhost #PowerFinale <URL>", "@USER @USER @USER Dm me I have the link I uploaded it on google drive" ]
@USER @USER @USER I just watched the last episode and I must say thank you power .
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[ "im begging u to double ur pricing immediately <URL>", "@USER u are worth way more than $ 80 / $ 100 ! ! ! nobody of ur current customers may buy maybe but that just leads the way for more appreciative customers to come your way . don ’ t sell urself short ☹ ️", "@USER @USER agreed it's worth more , but that wo...
@USER @USER @USER Lol . FWIW Miss β€œ Shorty ” seems like an absolute peach to deal with
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[ "BREAKING : At a @USER rally in Iowa tonight , a leading Sanders ’ surrogate @USER led the crowd in booing @USER . <URL>", "@USER @USER @USER This makes me sad . And frankly the audience response painfully remind me of the β€œ Lock Her Up ” chants at the Dem Convention in 2016 .", "@USER @USER @USER Maybe Hillary...
@USER @USER @USER Everyone has the right to speak their feelings , I support this right . I also support the consequences that come with with the right to speak thses feelings . I will not support nor contribute one penny .
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[ "All you need to know about the Green Bay Packers 2020 current salary cap : Current Cap : $ 23,229 , 797 + Release Graham + Release Taylor - Sign Draft Picks Adjusted Cap : $ 31,549 , 207 - In-season reserves - Practice Squad - Contracts 52 & 53 Spendable Cap : $ 21,601 , 207 Any Questions ? <URL>", "@USER Does t...
@USER @USER You ’ ve gain a new fan . You need a job in the front office .
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[ "Around this time a year ago I was mad at the world lol", "@USER Yea life was hittin a nigga hard" ]
@USER Real shit . But that positive energy you got going on right there is what ’ s going to get you to where you need to be . Keep it up fam , I see you . #Respect ✊ 🏾 and always .
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[ "@USER @USER OU gets put out every year by the SEC ?", "@USER @USER Since 1994 A & M has had exactly 2 Seasons with fewer than 3 losses . 25yrs 1 Conf title . And a whole lotta losing .", "@USER @USER Last time the OU played the Aggies what happened ?", "@USER @USER You sure follow the Aggies closely and what...
@USER @USER No I don't . I follow OU closely . I had to google the Aggies . The response took so long because of all the Laughing I did looking at their record . As I said The Aggies Had their best season in 20yrs . 11-2 & a NON BCS bowl win was their best season in 20 yrs .
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[ "Been on 70 & 64 between STL and Columbia quite a bit lately . The cable barriers between opposite directions of traffic are down or are weakened A LOT ! ! ! Our kids are constantly on these roads going to @USER . 4 died last week . @USER @USER Gotta do better ! !", "@USER @USER @USER They don ’ t have any money ...
@USER @USER @USER What I really like is that people driving pure electric cars in Missouri use our roads yet pay $ 0 in gas taxes . ! ! !
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[ "I have been a business customer of MWeb @USER for 20 years and their appalling service is about to lose them a business customer , unless the contact me immediately to resolve the problem I have with them .", "@USER @USER It ’ s time for @USER , 24/7 friendly customer service ." ]
@USER @USER @USER is definitely the best out there . No question about it . There ’ s a reason a company wins isp of the year for quite a few times in the past few ! ! ! Use online or app . Haven ’ t had need to call much at all . Setup and billing easy
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[ "A woman refuses to have her temperature taken . A medic beats her . #CoronaVirus #China <URL>", "@USER Disgusting i hope this world burns" ]
@USER @USER Ye let her out run wild and infect 10000 more Chinese and knowing that at least 3000 will die , if not even more .
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[ "The reason big government wants @USER out is because he is trying to cut their agency budgets . Under non-delegation doctrine Federal agencies would not be allowed to make regulations posing as laws . <URL>", "@USER @USER They ’ re already not allowed , it ’ s called the constitution . Congress creates a Bill an...
@USER @USER @USER Thanks for that , I would have never known .
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[ "Happy #musicmonday and #thanks for #all your 😎 @USER @USER @USER for your on", "@USER @USER @USER Happy #MusicMonday to you too ! What are you listening to today ?", "@USER @USER @USER Hi have listened to 2020 New Music of course fantastic playlist , by also listened to this <URL> and this serious rock playli...
@USER @USER @USER Yes also #found this on #new with loads of <URL> a
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[ "Not long wrapped on the amazing #January22nd Written by & starring the phenomenal @USER For whom I have untold love . I'm so deeply touched by the role I was honoured to play alongside this stunning young lady . Thank you . πŸ™ 🏾 πŸ™ 🏾 πŸ™ ️ ️ ️ <URL>", "@USER @USER Two phenomenal women . Much love to you both xx...
@USER @USER @USER you still need to send the link to the fan you had at the party ! ! excited to be in it with both of you 😘 😊