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SARCASM | [
"I just saw a Bernie Sanders ad where he states he wants to destroy the Republican establishment and the Democratic establishment . Yet he doesn't hesitate to take Democratic money . Why the hell would we want to destroy the Democratic establishment ? That's a hard NO for me !",
"@USER Bernie Sanders is not our f... | @USER @USER Bernie Sanders sacrificed his own child on an alter in ancient Mexico ; twice to be exact . <URL> |
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"Nintendo β s little Switch oasis at Chicago ORD . <URL>",
"@USER have you tried Breath of the Wild ? heard it β s pretty good ..."
] | @USER @USER I β m told if you played the WiiU version it β s not really worth the double dip ... |
NOT_SARCASM | [
"the wind is picking up here already , stay safe everyone , we have been walked and fed and Martha is cleaning blood off the wall again #happytail #lilbugger oh and the TV has gone wrong so she may take a glass of wine up to bed with her book while we still have power !",
"@USER Loch Muick was a bit blustery ! <U... | @USER @USER Awww . Gee . Yeah , whatcha gonna do . Greyhounds is hounds . That's in their nature . β€ them g . h . ' s |
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"I love this Mazda π I just rented ... it displays your speed on the wind shield β€ #socool",
"@USER The future lies in front of you . Happy to help you get there safely ."
] | @USER I am in love with this car β€ Off all the vehicles I have driven , it is my favourite so far π <URL> |
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"Ask yourself this simple question : is the world a better place or a worse place with Rush Limbaugh in it ?",
"@USER Worse . Can β t wait for him to go ."
] | @USER @USER All these people commenting rude and disgusting comments apparently lack love of self ! |
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"@USER More of this and inject it into my veins please !",
"@USER @USER I think the @USER team has plenty more in store ."
] | @USER @USER @USER I especially loved it when he violated the 4th amendment rights of young black men in NYC ! #stopandfrisk #BloombergIsRepublican #BloombergIsARacist |
NOT_SARCASM | [
"The government of Lagos State praises motorcycle and tricycle operators for complying with the restriction from six LGAs , major highways and bridges . The enforcement of the State Security Council β s order began on Saturday , February 1 , 2020 @USER #LASG #ForAGreaterLagos <URL>",
"The level of compliance was ... | @USER @USER @USER As expected , Danfos have increased fares . Why are we wicked like this ! ! ! #ForAWickedLagos |
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"\" Provider \" or \" prescriber \" - is a corporate attempt to control & reduce patient-clinician relationships Just like in the Soviet Union , where the communist party mandated that people call each other \" comrades \" A nurse , a physician , a therapist is not a \" prescriber \" or \" provider \" <URL>",
"@U... | @USER From clients , there is only one step to customers . BTW , how do they market their spiritual service products to their customer base ? I would not specifically blame priests . They are not the only ones falling in this trap . I see it daily in university departments . |
NOT_SARCASM | [
"Goodnight #wilsoners . @USER , @USER , β€ οΈ sharing #Cheddie #DayofDays2019 pics & save some new of it . I hope I can Chat with u 2morrow & I'll post more . Leave u with ... How adorable they r as or even . I'll always β€ οΈ them 4ever ! Look @USER their beautiful smiles ! <URL>",
"@USER @USER Goodnight :) I change... | @USER @USER Hey Gina I'm borrowing the top right one . I just love it so much and Sonny face lol . Thanks much . Love them all though . β€ #Wilson4ever |
SARCASM | [
"#StarTrekPicard is hope π« Stream an all-new episode now on @USER . <URL>",
"@USER @USER @USER 3 LIKES VS ZERO I GUESS MORE PEOPLE AGREE WITH ME ? π€· β β οΈ <URL>"
] | @USER @USER @USER Hey look that should be some very literal thing like " see you are blinded by this very dangerous woman " That is just a scene that imprints her dangerousness with a jackhammer kind of clarity ! |
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"@USER @USER @USER The BEA data for 2018 says differently . Table below is BEA data sorted for decreasing real GDP per capita by state . <URL> There are four states ranking below Alabama . <URL>",
"@USER @USER @USER According to Trading Economics , the GDP per capita for the UK in 2018 was 42986 . This is not spe... | @USER @USER @USER ? ? ? It met the standard of presidential communication . |
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"If everything I have heard about them comes to fruition , you will be pleased . <URL>",
"@USER They should look like these . Home uniforms are on the left and the away uniforms are on the right . <URL>",
"@USER @USER They would get fined for those , the knees are not covered by pads",
"@USER @USER It β s pho... | @USER @USER I wish the colors and the name would disappear . It will never be the same as it was , especially as long as the Haslem β s are the owners |
SARCASM | [
"Our Post-NSD 2020 Team Recruiting Rankings : 1 Clemson 2 LSU 3 Georgia 4 Alabama 5 Ohio State 6 Texas A & M 7 Texas 8 Florida 9 Auburn 10 Washington",
"@USER Bro I know you are trying , but damn you are bad at this thing . I know you are probably 16 and trying to start something ( which I respect ) but your take... | @USER @USER Your comments literally say the same yet you are here attempting to call someone else biased . |
NOT_SARCASM | [
"I β ve never known love the way Julie at @USER shows me love .",
"@USER @USER you and ONE other person follow them"
] | @USER @USER The food is always and the drinks are #generous and the jazz makes the evening . |
NOT_SARCASM | [
"@USER proud to support #JumperDay ... making the knitting pattern of #RawData into #FairIsleJumpers <URL>",
"@USER Some people see a jumper , some people see raw data - brilliant ! π"
] | @USER @USER @USER working with communities to make #OpenData something #practical #useful and <URL> |
SARCASM | [
"The Outer Worlds gets a release date on Switch , Stadia is weird , EA is weird , and the Switch Pro dream is over for 2020 . RT appreciated ! WATCH : <URL> <URL>",
"@USER I'm glad there's no Switch Pro this year ! I don't need it . I want a real successor when the time is right . Who needs 4K in a Switch ? ? I p... | @USER @USER BuT THe Grafix ! ! I agree . If they β re really struggling to do 4K res , no point to it now . |
NOT_SARCASM | [
"In 2013 , a change in planning laws meant companies could convert old office blocks into homes without planning permission . But what is is like to live in a converted office block ? @USER met Nic , who has being living in temporary accommodation for three years . <URL>",
"@USER πΊ Watch Panorama : Cashing in on... | @USER @USER @USER Heartbreaking watching this ... people making profit out of other people's misery . #angry |
NOT_SARCASM | [
"Nash saw bridges and water ran away with it . <URL>",
"@USER @USER @USER I just was freestyling the idea of getting #immortaltechnique to do #raps over #mambo For a mantis over β your and ( )"
] | @USER @USER @USER boot load out is 24/7 science for #scituatehighschool #ghostbusters was my pick for subs k ( jj ) also birding and mr ram esy let it fly . movie π₯ |
NOT_SARCASM | [
"@USER You ay wrong there big fella π π",
"@USER Worst atmosphere I've ever known from a home crowd and I've been to the Emirates ... Twice π"
] | @USER The only fans I could here on the box was ours πΊ πΊ |
SARCASM | [
"#PresidentBernieSanders is a real possibility after #Iowa . I know that terrifies some people and they're lashing out . But it energizes and excites a lot MORE people . Join them ( and us ) and let's make America a truly progressive country . #NotMeUs",
"@USER If Bernie wants to win maybe he should muzzle Nina T... | @USER @USER There's nothing racist about telling someone to muzzle a black woman ... |
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"@USER You're basically famous for being a prostitute ...",
"@USER Point is you're morally bankrupt You had no merit and simply used what little contact you may have had with @USER to cash in with a co-conspirator criminal that used you in very much the same way you've allowed men to use you most your life ."
] | @USER @USER @USER I love it when a #trump supporter calls other people morally bankrupt . These people have absolutely zero sense of or #hypocrisy . It is simply stunning to witness ! #USPoli |
NOT_SARCASM | [
"Christians wailing about the halftime show : β Pray for our culture ! God have mercy on our nation ! We β re under judgement ! β Also Same Christians : β We shouldnt Fight the culture war ! Separation of church and state ! We can β t follow biblical laws ! β <URL>",
"@USER I β m not watching the game . But I can... | @USER @USER I β m watching on amazon and only have 2 seasons available to watch |
SARCASM | [
"Two years ago today , a gunman entered Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School in Parkland , FL , and killed 17 students and staff members , and injured 17 more . We hold the victims and survivors in our hearts and honor them , and all victims and survivors of gun violence , with action . <URL>",
"@USER This would ... | @USER @USER @USER they were murdered in a place where guns were banned made possible by what they voted for . |
SARCASM | [
"This is the age of the nearly-identical yet completely incompatible connector . <URL>",
"@USER There β s talk in the EU about forcing tech companies to adopt one standard .",
"@USER @USER I don β t like that idea , I quite enjoy charger roulette"
] | @USER @USER LOL π π .. I could make a 31/01 / 20 Brexit comment on not having to worry about standardization , but it might be too soon for that ( ? ) <URL> |
NOT_SARCASM | [
"Today is a 9 day . The best day of every week . Happy 9 day .",
"@USER Feels like an 11 - day if you ask me . So much emotional energy and people being just unreasonably ridiculous . You sure it's a 9 ? π"
] | @USER I withdraw my previous accusation . It's certainly a 9 day , #Blessings in disguise . Thought the floor dropped out , but I realize now that a door closed on something truly unbeneficial . The sky is just starting to open up . Blessings in mysterious ways . All is working for the . |
NOT_SARCASM | [
"\" I have childhood memories of the climate being thought of as an urgent crisis , with everyone concerned about the ozone layer and acid rain , companies banning styrofoam . It feels almost like I hallucinated the urgency given what followed . \" - - @USER <URL>",
"\" What's interesting is that this right-wing ... | @USER @USER Hella naive me to think that a group of Americans would be this blatantly sick and twisted . Your book , The View From Flyover Country , and @USER book , Dark Money , was proof . Now we fight for Its a lifestyle . |
NOT_SARCASM | [
"Asked whether he thought LFC β s total dominance of this season β s title race hurt the league , new PL Ceo Masters said : Obviously Liverpool are sitting here today 22 points ahead of the rest of the Premier League , but our television audiences have never been higher .",
"@USER Yup , no reason to question any ... | @USER @USER @USER Actually I like it that the MCFC fans are deluded and truly believe that it β s because of VAR that they are not winning the league-nothing to do with the fact that LFC are the best team in the league currently and MCFC are simply not good enough . Good , let this continue . |
SARCASM | [
"Yang on late-term abortions #OurRightsOurCourts : β We have to get back to the point where nobody should be celebrating abortion ... it β s a tragedy , to me , if someone decides they don β t want to have a child ... celebrating children , family , these are universal human values β <URL>",
"@USER late-term abor... | @USER @USER @USER You mean you don β t want to listen to any more β geniuses β announcing on public platforms that abortions at 9months are evil . π |
SARCASM | [
"Heads of department teaching 26 out of 30 periods . And running interventions , marking , planning , managing , leading , resourcing , parents meetings , reporting . And being told not to do much work at home .",
"@USER I'm a Head baby I'm a head like a metaphor Ah ah ah You got me steamin at a hundred degrees E... | @USER You gimme exams marks down the length of my desk You gimme forms and a pile of requests I'm leading meetings , reports gimme beatings I take my meds ( take my meds ) But best of all , I love to be a Head ( ) To be head To be head |
SARCASM | [
"Oh yeah , you like Marx ? Name 3 of his albums . <URL>",
"@USER Duck Soup ? Horse Feathers ? Monkey Business ?",
"@USER @USER Duck soup still makes me laugh so hard I nearly die . Haha ."
] | @USER @USER bloody Marxists ! still finding clever ways to bump people off , right ... ? #joke #satire |
SARCASM | [
"π Citizen Khan believes in gender equality of course . <URL>",
"@USER @USER Funny how with a regular series of fatal stabbings this relatively minor incident seems to be the only one he turns up to show support for . Can't fathom why ?",
"@USER @USER Yes very strange I can't understand it ?"
] | @USER @USER Not many white faces in the picture ? Problem with camera |
NOT_SARCASM | [
"Funny to see these Republicans claim we are irrelevant , yet pay such close attention to us while attending the #SOTU π #rentfree",
"@USER It was just fun to see the sour looks on your faces . Watching you all get owned . That β s all .",
"@USER @USER Who got owned exactly ? What specific talking points did t... | @USER @USER @USER If you believe Fox News β lies then there is no hope for you . |
NOT_SARCASM | [
"This is the same epiphany slaveowners of the South had in the 1850s . Demography had turned against them . Their power and wealth were on the line . They started a war to preserve their \" rights \" and damn near destroyed the United States . The Trumpsters are their spiritual heirs . <URL>",
"@USER @USER Everyo... | @USER @USER @USER LOL One of the Most Insane , Really . Seems Like an American Version of Jeremy Corbin . #GOP #PartyOfLincoln #Democrats |
SARCASM | [
"Soca weekender in Poland . I dunno if that is the correct place you know",
"@USER @USER π π π they hate black people there , make it make sense",
"@USER @USER @USER They don β t hate black people here , they love Caribbean people . Why y β all fraid of ? π ?",
"@USER In the UK we have a lot of dealings w... | @USER Thats why they ain β t here |
SARCASM | [
"It is a sad day for America to see Senator McConnell humiliate the Chief Justice of the United States into presiding over a vote which rejected our nation β s judicial norms , precedents and institutions which uphold the Constitution and the rule of law .",
"@USER You shamed / humiliated yourselves in the way yo... | @USER @USER THAT'S RIGHT ! SCREW THE PLAIN LANGUAGE OF THE CONSTITUTION ! THE HIGHEST LAW OF THE LAND IS WRONG AND WE SHOULD DISREGARD IT UNLESS IT SUPPORTS OUR OWN PERSONAL POLITICS ! |
SARCASM | [
"Radiation has apparently leaked into atmosphere from nuclear plant near Dimitrovgrad , Russia . It's being detected 45 kilometers away and employees of the plant are quarantined in the building . Governor of the region has just denied anything is happening . <URL>",
"@USER When the government says , β nothing ha... | @USER @USER Yep , same goes with the #coronavirus as we can always trust what any government can tell us about its spread . Doors being welded shut on apartment buildings there ? Yah , it'll be just fine . |
NOT_SARCASM | [
"interviewing Finn Mckenty of punk rock mba later today with @USER ! ! what should we ask ?",
"@USER @USER Did you really need an MBA or could a Bachelors have sufficed . Why didn β t you get your PhD ?"
] | @USER @USER That mfker deserves a Ph . D ! |
NOT_SARCASM | [
"Base Zion Williamson Hoops cards , albeit graded are selling for over $ 150 . There is a way you can guarantee yourself a Zion Optic Rated Rookie and possibly hit a parallel . See below ! <URL>",
"@USER It β s insane that it β s being sold so high . I sold a lot of 4 zion Williamson cards pretty sure they would ... | @USER Especially from hoops . I kept hearing it β s a bad product which is why I sold low . My fault I guess . |
NOT_SARCASM | [
". I'll wait for you among the stars . come find me when you're ready . #soultosoul <URL>",
"@USER we can't help but feel each other , it's because our souls are always touching . #soultosoul #Anamika <URL>",
"@USER I am in you and you in me , mutual in divine love ... #SoulToSoul β€ β€ <URL>"
] | @USER When love binds time-space is irrelevant you n me n you like both of us like same same . #soultosoul #Anamika artwork : Sheetal Bhonsle <URL> |
SARCASM | [
"Three different sources say a firm called \" Shadow \" developed the Iowa Dem caucus app . They haven't responded to comment , neither has Iowa Dem Party . The firm was paid by both Nevada & Iowa Democratic Party , disclosures show . Also by Mayor Pete's campaign .",
"Nevada Dem federal account paid Shadow $ 58k... | @USER @USER So , the picture here proves what ? That looks like a spreadsheet anyone could have made on their computer . Pete β s evil plan here was to pay them 43K to crash the app so the results would have to be tabulated by hand ? Sure that makes sense . #laughable |
NOT_SARCASM | [
"Only the two land border entry points , plus the airport ( all marked out in red boxes below ) will remain open from midnight tonight . Carrie Lam has still refused to close the border completely , and condemned the medical strike as \" extreme \" and \" political . \" <URL> <URL>",
"The Hospital Authority Emplo... | @USER Just because you have the " " to do something doesnt make it right . #democracy would not work for #HongKong if you fail at such a basic thing |
NOT_SARCASM | [
"Please help if you can . She needs a one time hand up . And also please RT π <URL>",
"@USER No , it is not a scam π Not that I β m aware of anyway . She has proof of her situation .",
"@USER Sorry i ask that question because last time i sent three person money after they block me so i am little scared",
"@... | @USER @USER Unfortunately , I don β t believe he was interested in helping He had questions about how old I was & what I looked like ( wanted a pic ) He did ask what happened When he discovered my age ( found my picture & he says he β s 29 ) he had to eat dinner π€ π€¦ π½ β β οΈ but still got #Hope |
NOT_SARCASM | [
"Not sure what I've done or really what happened but two people that I genuinely liked blocked me . Has me bummed , and quite frankly , my feelings are hurt . So I think I'll be getting off twitter for the night , stay blessed everyone know that you're loved and you're good people ...",
"@USER You're loved #KindJ... | @USER @USER @USER Thank you very much for the share . . |
SARCASM | [
"@USER Well , maybe that β small company that just built an app β shouldn β t take on a responsibility it is unable to handle ?",
"@USER i β m not disagreeing that the app could have been better at what it was supposed to do . but comparing amazon to the small company is not a fair comparison ."
] | @USER Ok . Then I β ll compare them with a local mom and pop business that can reliably keep track of its inventory using Quickbooks . |
NOT_SARCASM | [
"Israel's government will meet on Sunday on Coronavirus . I hope that Israeli scientists will find cure to this . For decades , Israelis have been at the forefront of finding cures to new diseases and viruses . Praying for those affected . π #Coronavirus <URL>",
"@USER Have they found cures for the flu or the co... | @USER Update : I understand the Israelis have invented face masks pre treated with anti virals to aid in the fight against #nCoV2019 . #CoronaVirus |
SARCASM | [
"It β s disrespectful I even have to tweet this TBH This is KNOWN . Giants fans hella delusional . <URL>",
"@USER you have time to delete brother",
"@USER Yea u right I should delete because everyone knows this besides delusional giants fans"
] | @USER @USER I'm a Chiefs fan and still know you're wrong in this one . But you're saying Giants fans are delusional ? |
SARCASM | [
"He is just awful at the speaking ...",
"The fact checkers are going to have a field day with this speech ... #SOTU",
"Did he just say that we β re energy independent ? ?",
"He β s taking credit for a whole lot of things here π€¨",
"Remember what a great speaker Obama was up there ?",
"Why does that guy ha... | It β s nice that our politicians can all gather together & be civil with each other in the best interest of the American people ... #doesnthappen |
SARCASM | [
"I checked both @USER and β¦ @USER β© and so far no comment about the #NYPD officers shot in her district . β¦ @USER β© β¦ β¦ β© #BlueLivesMatter <URL>",
"@USER @USER @USER This is not my district , but our thoughts are with all officers & people impacted by this shooting & the epidemic of gun violence in this country .... | @USER @USER @USER Im sure the shooter was a law abiding citizen who obtained the firearm legally ! ! |
SARCASM | [
"UK Independence Day today . ( This flag flew at the Battle of Trafalgar . ) <URL>",
"@USER @USER It has no relevance , my family were at trafalgar something I β m proud off . Before you think I β m anti service men and women"
] | @USER @USER You saw the flag and it triggered you . Why not say ' Ah , a beautiful flag , I descend from warriors who fought at the Battle of Trafalgar ' . No , you are here start a Brexit debate which is now totally irrelevant . |
NOT_SARCASM | [
"Hilary Clinton rolled her eyes when Bernie said Palestinians should be treated with respect . Now you're all upset that a Palestinian just booed her . π",
"@USER @USER No ! they're upset that we all booed her ! #IStandWithRashida #BooHillary <URL>",
"@USER @USER @USER You are not any if those things . It's da... | @USER @USER @USER You seemed to miss my point ... I never asked you what you thought ... Mind Your Business ... Arrogant , ignorant and rude too . You're a real piece of work ! Maybe you should work on you a bit more before trying to tell others how to act .. #PatheticPeople #TriggeredByEmpathy |
SARCASM | [
"This is designer number plate where is @USER <URL>",
"@USER Thanks , registration no . of the vehicle is not readable hence can't be prosecuted ."
] | @USER @USER Is this next-level or just plain dumb ? π€£ |
NOT_SARCASM | [
"Kanye West , Kim Kardashian Avoiding $ 600M Split : Seek Counseling After Rapper's Spiritual Awakening ? <URL>",
"@USER She's a saint and truly loves black people . Kanye is a nutcase",
"@USER They whole family love black people ."
] | @USER @USER π β οΈ That's too strong a concept . I think they ONLY bet on the best ENTERTAINMENT ASSETS that would help them realize their own ambitions without detracting from them . Is Kris Humphries still in the #NBA I rest my case . They're HUNTing BIG GAME not guys just on the roster ! π€ |
NOT_SARCASM | [
"Elizabeth Warren proposes criminal penalties for spreading disinformation online <URL>",
"@USER @USER How about the #financial community we remove 401K as the only option from CRIMINIALS stealing our money for generation . We bring back decapitation . @USER #superbowl #thursday $ AAPL <URL>"
] | @USER @USER @USER If u dont HUNT criminals my HATE & lust for revenge should breed your lust for justice . who is going to give heneraromf of the justice stolen from the royalties of kings / queens . The sword of #justice shoud take the head of #SuperBowl <URL> |
NOT_SARCASM | [
"Why do people like milk so much ? Milk sucks . Fuck milk .",
"@USER @USER @USER disagree , adam's gonna have big and strong bones thanks to his milk consumption habits"
] | @USER @USER @USER Sorry if this offends , but milk is |
NOT_SARCASM | [
"BREAKING NEWS : Olivier Giroud has completed a transfer to Tottenham Hotspur and an announcement is imminent in the coming hours The French striker joins on a 2 year deal from Rivals Chelsea for a fee reportedly around Β£ 25 million π΅ βͺ οΈ [ Di Marzio ] <URL>",
"@USER Can't believe people put in the time and effo... | @USER Yeah . You've set up a fake Sky Sports account just to post fake rumours to get your kicks . That's much more time and effort than normal people will ever have #pathetic |
SARCASM | [
"When #BirdsOfPrey might flop at the box office because y β all hate women <URL>",
"@USER Wow way to Scapegoat the guys . Lol just make a movie with actually attractive women . And not girls who look like anorexic teenagers girls from highschool ."
] | @USER Also insulting guys is a great way to get guys to like female directors ... . |
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"ADDENDUM : many comments suggesting this is a β new normal β β I need to reiterate : this is * NOT * normal . Men entering a Capitol bldg in paramilitary gear β armed w / weapons of war β is * NOT * normal . We * must * remember β or risk sliding further . See : Overton window π π» <URL>",
"@USER @USER Just bec... | @USER @USER @USER Democrats Were Saying the Same Thing in February 1864 . #GOP #PartyOfLincoln #Democrats |
SARCASM | [
"Samsung users ' freaked ' by accidental overnight alert from firm's Find My Mobile service <URL>",
"@USER God ! How do snowflakes like @USER cope with life if something as trivial as an automated text can freak them out so much . #embarrassing"
] | @USER @USER I guess haters are a side effect of fame π« |
SARCASM | [
"Sajid Javid - β We are not going to have completely frictionless trade because we have left the customs union & the single market ... & that's a deliberate decision \" - \" We've been clear \" with the car industry that \" there will be some changes \" <URL>",
"@USER 2016 - No checks , simple . 2017 - There will... | @USER @USER It's all going to be fine : @USER says the forms can just be binned so what are we worried about ? <URL> |
NOT_SARCASM | [
"Can we get some new animal lovers to help save these precious babies ? ? ? There are so many followers that give their ALL and even give more than they SHOULD . Any help is greatly appreciated ! <URL>",
"@USER I no longer retweet 4 those without a 501c3 . When I pledged in the past , back when I had $ , I donate... | @USER @USER @USER Oh wow ! I totally understand . I should probably check things out before I r / t also . I appreciate your comment . I can't IMAGINE someone taking money and then KILLING the animal ( s ) . It's hard to trust anyone these days . #GreedIsDirty |
SARCASM | [
"Poll : Biden's lead over @USER shrinks to 5 points in South Carolina <URL>",
"@USER @USER @USER It looks like Tom Steyer is helping Bernie in South Carolina ! He goes up and Joe goes down ... interesting !"
] | @USER @USER @USER Confirmed Tom Steyer was a secret mole planted by Bernie to undercut Biden π π π |
SARCASM | [
"With an economy this good , it's no wonder Barack Obama is trying to take credit . But I believe the saying is : \" You didn β t build that . Somebody else made that happen . β @USER made that happen . <URL>",
"@USER @USER Clearly there β s some lasting brain damage ..."
] | @USER @USER @USER Oh I β m sure they are just headaches . |
NOT_SARCASM | [
"Some big M N Fennell news within ! <URL>",
"@USER Many thanks for all you have been and done for our students , both as a grateful parent and governor ."
] | @USER Thanks Phil for your fantastic support governor ever |
SARCASM | [
"@USER I certainly hope that β s not the way you responded .",
"@USER Of course not . But I sure was thinking it .",
"@USER @USER Thanks for sharing your thoughts . However , as a pax i'm concerned about the possible attitude behind . PM couldn't know if gear is accidentally up or the result of intention . He d... | @USER @USER @USER Great leadership , incredibly receptive and fosters an atmosphere for open communication . What a wonderful captain you clearly are π π½ π π½ |
NOT_SARCASM | [
"Today I feel pretty tired but in a good calm state . Depression 4/10 anxiety 5/10 , those are good numbers for me ! Acting , yoga , breathing , meditation , my dog and video games help me focus and bring me joy . Love yourself first β€ Namaste π How is your #MentalWellness today ?",
"@USER Tbh ... not the best d... | @USER β€ β€ A walk outside would be a cold shower here in Oregon π π This time of year is always exceptionally tough here ... A good laugh with my kids seems to help β€ |
SARCASM | [
"I feel sorry for death of #CarolineFlack and I agree something needs to change but I'm not signing this having her name on the law would be a slap in the face for domestic violence victims everywhere #CarolinesLaw #domesticviolence",
"@USER I don't remember Caroline being found guilty in a court of law ... Given... | @USER @USER Yes - and the CPS do what they have to do ... What we DON'T need is vitriolic trolling on social media . If someone does something wrong , let the courts decide the punishment . People bullying Caroline on social media because ... they care about abuse victims ? #loveisland |
NOT_SARCASM | [
"Exciting day ... received delivery of a @USER #Moonshot #Edgeline unit and 4 #m710x cartridges for piloting our planned deployment to be accessed through our @USER Remote Computing service Looking forward to working with @USER and on the pilot π <URL>",
"@USER @USER @USER Exciting times . Really happy to contin... | @USER @USER @USER Can β t wait to see the results of the on-prem trial ! The team are really and #keen to get cracking ! #LetsDoThis |
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"The same federal government that is threatening to veto an approved oilsands mine over CO2 emissions exempted a Quebec cement factory from federal environmental review , even though it emits 2 million tons of CO2 . Albertans are fed up with the double standards . <URL>",
"@USER I β m not good at math but I think... | @USER @USER Good for you Terry I can β t wait for food to double and triple in cost . It will be a much better planet . Survival of the fittest eh Terry π Once we make food real expensive we can have a large percentage of the population starve and less people mean less Carbon π . <URL> |
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"Many of the ads you are watching were paid for by Mini Mike Bloomberg . He is going nowhere , just wasting his money , but he is getting the DNC to rig the election against Crazy Bernie , something they wouldn β t do for @USER and others . They are doing it to Bernie again , 2016 .",
"@USER @USER π§ Cory Booker ... | @USER @USER @USER . We need tons more of this , . You've got talented staff and / or they know such people . #LevParnas might like to do several #LevSpeaks segments . |
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"Okay angry Berners , you can stop tweeting at me . You really do not seem to understand that alienating voters who could one day vote for you is a bad idea .",
"@USER I β ll vote for the democratic nominee , but the cult personality of the Bernie Bro β s is just as bothersome to me as that of the Trumpers . Not ... | @USER @USER @USER You skills of persuasion are mind blowing . Bernie is so lucky to have you . <URL> |
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"Last night , @USER received a historic turnout for an incumbent , shattering all previous records ! β Our liberties we prize and our rights we will maintain . β The great people of Iowa get it ! πΊ πΈ <URL>",
"@USER @USER @USER I hope you run in 2024 - You would make a GREAT President - Wish you the Best Always ... | @USER @USER @USER You have been conned by grifters . |
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"Sydney weather : Collaroy and Narrabeen beach erosion as huge waves steal 50m of sand <URL>",
"@USER beaches are not static structures , which is why building on any beach is risky at best , let alone a high energy beach like many sydney ocean beaches"
] | @USER @USER Well then , we need to make them static . And every other bit of nuisance non-static environment . |
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"@USER @USER @USER Is one of this hardware wallet able to store #digiassets from #digibyte ? We will be happy to promote a hardware wallet , use it on digiBroker for improve security and offer some hardware wallet to win to our users !",
"@USER @USER @USER It β s being added as we speak . We are in the process of... | @USER @USER @USER When will this next big thing π be ready ? Weeks months ? |
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"I enjoyed it to Birgitte .. many of the comments made by Poles and Germans are mirrored in Brexit GB π± ... the German politician married to a Turkish lady was unbelievable π <URL>",
"@USER Yeah but he in himself isn β t rare .. This is the problem , far right fuel fear in the β others β , but will happily in t... | @USER Farage is married to a German lady |
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"Q2 ) What plans do you have for LGBT History Month ? #LGBTedchat @USER",
"@USER @USER We celebrate it in march as part of our month but we are delivering assemblies-Tutor Period sessions - launching our ally card-and ending the fabulous week with a massive cake sale to raise funds !",
"@USER @USER @USER So muc... | @USER @USER @USER The second is a designed logo to show at our school we're inclusive regardless of your gender or sexuality . We have 2 rainbow flags on the front of our school & painted bricks to remind all we are an ally to the comm . As an openly gay member of staff it makes me so ! |
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"dana loesch may have lost her gig shilling for mass shooters at the nra , but she's still pushing them beets . super beets . <URL>",
"@USER Oliver , just one question ... Name one NRA mass shooter ? I'll wait , but not going to hold my breath .",
"@USER @USER NRA members have committed thousands of gun crimes ... | @USER @USER @USER Sporky demanded a SINGLE name . You listed 5 NRA members who are murderers and criminals . Can't you count Lib ? 5 is more than a single one . Duh but may actually agree π€· π½ β β οΈ |
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"Ok @USER , @USER & @USER , & , if accused me of ' trying to politicise the bushfire crisis , ' I'd point to The Dictator to #TheCobargoIncident , & say , ' why #Auspol #Qt <URL>",
"@USER @USER @USER #PrimeMinister , ' #prophesied ' that #Australia a β β , by at the . of The , most of all , & especially , have no... | @USER @USER @USER to #assessments by Treating Professionals , #PrimeMinister , you are a servant of The #Australian , , not to mention of whom deal with for example , to be to such , |
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"I can not get enough of the middle-aged dudes discovering that Rage Against the Machine is Overtly Leftist / Anarchist Political Music and suddenly hating their old favorite band",
"@USER I β m 38 years old and have been lucky to see RATM back in the day , I simply cannot believe there are guys out there , my ag... | @USER @USER @USER These are also the ' same people ' who supposedly all have anime lolis as their avatars #hypocrisy #generalization |
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"blows my mind people outside staten island / PA don β t wait patiently every year for Punxsutawney Phil & Chuck to predict the weather . imagine not feeling the overwhelming joy of groundhogs day . wild .",
"@USER funny how this was tweeted a min after i dmed you about β feeling attacked"
] | @USER i β m sorry your town is boring . you poor things ! |
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"If after watching this half-time show , you β re against immigration and think Latinos are invaders ... go to boring , rhythm-less hell . Really . Hispanics are Americans and Make America Great . Deal with it ! π₯ πΊ πΈ",
"@USER I β m not a Latino but after watching that is there a way to convert ?",
"@USER @U... | @USER @USER @USER I know ! My ex is cubano . Two left feet . |
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"First please quit re-tweeting your own tweets only seconds after you tweet them . Its pathetic . second this statement is crazy . In this country each person is free to decide what they want to aspire for . Im happy 10 million is all you want or need . Other people are different . <URL>",
"@USER @USER you have a... | @USER @USER @USER Good luck thinking you can live a good happy life in #NewJersey with $ 10 million . One of the richest states in the country as well as corrupt . It β s No wonder the states residents are moving south . |
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"When I hear men worshipping guns and talking about how there β s nothing that will stop them from defending their family , my mind goes to Naaman in the Bible . Do you remember Naaman ? He was a great military leader , and he also had leprosy . 1 /",
"@USER Parent : I'll do anything to care for my family ! Espec... | @USER @USER @USER No . All men . We are all horrible . Maybe y β all should just cleanse the earth of all males . The hermeneutical understanding is extraordinarily far off . And no , most men are great . You β re just hanging out in a sewer waiting for a diamond ring to float by . <URL> |
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"What is the most terrifying with the #coronavirus is : As death seems to arrive many days after first symptoms , with those thousands of new infected , the fatality rate could be WAY more then 3 % Please someone tell me I am wrong π± π₯ #outbreak #pandemic",
"@USER They don't know who is dying from what ... Inst... | @USER Terrible :( I suppose we will have to wait death hits other countries with less infected to have an idea of a most accurate fatality rate |
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"Trans athletes are not a threat . We need to protect trans kids β and all LGBTQ + kids β and ensure they feel safe and welcomed at school . I urge the Arizona legislature to reject this cruel bill . <URL>",
"@USER So now you won't even stand up for your own gender but we're supposed to think that you will stand ... | @USER @USER In pro sports they'll be on ESPN ... What ? Maybe once a year ? Yeah . This is definitely a viable system for them to participate . Great work . You solved it . Good job . #FuckTransphobia |
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"Asked @USER why I hadn't received my Stadium Series tickets yet . They stated they're listed as \" on hold \" for my account and will investigate further . What does on hold mean ? !",
"@USER Maybe this is also on Adidas ?",
"@USER @USER I heard that because of the response of fans on the internet they are mov... | @USER @USER @USER Just some classic there guys . Alluding to people thinking they would change the jerseys because some people didn β t like them |
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"You consistently make fun of half the country and then complain that it is divided . The arrogance , mocking accents and smug ridicule of this nation β s β Real Elites β is disgusting . <URL>",
"@USER LMAO , reread your comment to yourself a couple of times and really concentrate on the Irony !"
] | @USER @USER You have read your daddy's tweets ? I have retweeted to you on several occasions asking you seek help for daddy . |
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"I β d echo the need for choice , if peer support was better paid would it have made a difference Christina ? <URL>",
"@USER To be honest my Trust pay better for its Peer Coaches at band 4 than some get paid as Peer Workers . But internal career path slow and limited unfortunately . I went for two roles at differ... | @USER @USER As we were discussing crisis being related to #PTSD she said we were the experts not her . I nearly fell off my seat ! But I was the one who had spotted an order of service card dated around time engagement had stopped ... when I queried who person was I cracked open the case . |
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"This truck driver is my hero . <URL>",
"@USER Exactly how they should be treated",
"@USER @USER For actually giving a shit about suffering animals ? ? ?"
] | @USER @USER I wish you cared as much about animals as you did the plants you are killing ! How dare you ! |
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"In ONE WEEK , get the answer we've all been waiting for . #PowerTV #WhoShotGhost #PowerFinale <URL>",
"@USER @USER @USER Dm me I have the link I uploaded it on google drive"
] | @USER @USER @USER I just watched the last episode and I must say thank you power . |
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"im begging u to double ur pricing immediately <URL>",
"@USER u are worth way more than $ 80 / $ 100 ! ! ! nobody of ur current customers may buy maybe but that just leads the way for more appreciative customers to come your way . don β t sell urself short βΉ οΈ",
"@USER @USER agreed it's worth more , but that wo... | @USER @USER @USER Lol . FWIW Miss β Shorty β seems like an absolute peach to deal with |
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"BREAKING : At a @USER rally in Iowa tonight , a leading Sanders β surrogate @USER led the crowd in booing @USER . <URL>",
"@USER @USER @USER This makes me sad . And frankly the audience response painfully remind me of the β Lock Her Up β chants at the Dem Convention in 2016 .",
"@USER @USER @USER Maybe Hillary... | @USER @USER @USER Everyone has the right to speak their feelings , I support this right . I also support the consequences that come with with the right to speak thses feelings . I will not support nor contribute one penny . |
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"All you need to know about the Green Bay Packers 2020 current salary cap : Current Cap : $ 23,229 , 797 + Release Graham + Release Taylor - Sign Draft Picks Adjusted Cap : $ 31,549 , 207 - In-season reserves - Practice Squad - Contracts 52 & 53 Spendable Cap : $ 21,601 , 207 Any Questions ? <URL>",
"@USER Does t... | @USER @USER You β ve gain a new fan . You need a job in the front office . |
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"Around this time a year ago I was mad at the world lol",
"@USER Yea life was hittin a nigga hard"
] | @USER Real shit . But that positive energy you got going on right there is what β s going to get you to where you need to be . Keep it up fam , I see you . #Respect β πΎ and always . |
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"@USER @USER OU gets put out every year by the SEC ?",
"@USER @USER Since 1994 A & M has had exactly 2 Seasons with fewer than 3 losses . 25yrs 1 Conf title . And a whole lotta losing .",
"@USER @USER Last time the OU played the Aggies what happened ?",
"@USER @USER You sure follow the Aggies closely and what... | @USER @USER No I don't . I follow OU closely . I had to google the Aggies . The response took so long because of all the Laughing I did looking at their record . As I said The Aggies Had their best season in 20yrs . 11-2 & a NON BCS bowl win was their best season in 20 yrs . |
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"Been on 70 & 64 between STL and Columbia quite a bit lately . The cable barriers between opposite directions of traffic are down or are weakened A LOT ! ! ! Our kids are constantly on these roads going to @USER . 4 died last week . @USER @USER Gotta do better ! !",
"@USER @USER @USER They don β t have any money ... | @USER @USER @USER What I really like is that people driving pure electric cars in Missouri use our roads yet pay $ 0 in gas taxes . ! ! ! |
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"I have been a business customer of MWeb @USER for 20 years and their appalling service is about to lose them a business customer , unless the contact me immediately to resolve the problem I have with them .",
"@USER @USER It β s time for @USER , 24/7 friendly customer service ."
] | @USER @USER @USER is definitely the best out there . No question about it . There β s a reason a company wins isp of the year for quite a few times in the past few ! ! ! Use online or app . Haven β t had need to call much at all . Setup and billing easy |
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"A woman refuses to have her temperature taken . A medic beats her . #CoronaVirus #China <URL>",
"@USER Disgusting i hope this world burns"
] | @USER @USER Ye let her out run wild and infect 10000 more Chinese and knowing that at least 3000 will die , if not even more . |
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"The reason big government wants @USER out is because he is trying to cut their agency budgets . Under non-delegation doctrine Federal agencies would not be allowed to make regulations posing as laws . <URL>",
"@USER @USER They β re already not allowed , it β s called the constitution . Congress creates a Bill an... | @USER @USER @USER Thanks for that , I would have never known . |
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"Happy #musicmonday and #thanks for #all your π @USER @USER @USER for your on",
"@USER @USER @USER Happy #MusicMonday to you too ! What are you listening to today ?",
"@USER @USER @USER Hi have listened to 2020 New Music of course fantastic playlist , by also listened to this <URL> and this serious rock playli... | @USER @USER @USER Yes also #found this on #new with loads of <URL> a |
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"Not long wrapped on the amazing #January22nd Written by & starring the phenomenal @USER For whom I have untold love . I'm so deeply touched by the role I was honoured to play alongside this stunning young lady . Thank you . π πΎ π πΎ π οΈ οΈ οΈ <URL>",
"@USER @USER Two phenomenal women . Much love to you both xx... | @USER @USER @USER you still need to send the link to the fan you had at the party ! ! excited to be in it with both of you π π |
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