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| <h1>RealStatsKickAss.com</h1> | |
| <p><em>Because your data science professor never pushed to prod.</em></p> | |
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| <span class="prompt">$</span> <span class="command">cat /philosophy.txt</span><br> | |
| > Facts over feelings<br> | |
| > Production over papers<br> | |
| > Sheds over AWS<br> | |
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| <span class="prompt">$</span> <span class="command">ls /datasets/</span><br> | |
| > <a href="#" style="color: #0ff;">docker_rm_regrets.csv</a><br> | |
| > <a href="#" style="color: #0ff;">sdxc_failure_rates.json</a><br> | |
| > <a href="#" style="color: #0ff;">unity_vs_html5_rage_quit_analysis.md</a><br> | |
| > <a href="#" style="color: #0ff;">vc_funding_vs_actual_value.sql</a><br> | |
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| <span class="prompt">$</span> <span class="command">./deploy.sh</span><br> | |
| > 🔥 Building truth...<br> | |
| > 📊 Generating real stats...<br> | |
| > 🚀 Deploying from shed...<br> | |
| > ✅ REALSTATS KICKING ASS<br> | |
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| <span class="prompt">$</span> <span class="command">wget /RealStatsKickAss.zip</span><br> | |
| > <a href="/RealStatsKickAss.zip" download style="color: #0ff;">RealStatsKickAss.zip</a><br> | |
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