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We're gonna watch the whole thing.
- No, I...
- So I finally jerked off for the first time since the surgery, and the ejac just came out of the side stitches.
It looked so cool.
I've got to show it to you.
- What the f...
Our bad.
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Workaholics S04E05 (720p) Three and a Half Men
- BrRip [KoTuWa]
- ♪ Motherfucking wizards never die ♪
- Yeah, we look cool.
- Yeah, it looks very magical.
- What are you doing?
- Uh...
- It's work.
- Nothing.
- Why would we even be doing anything?
- I thought you were watching porn or whatever.
What?
Like naked stuff?
Like butts?
- Oh, you thought we were gonna watch, like, a dude gaping out a woman with his penis.
You're disgusting.
- Alice is a freak.
It's not porno, okay?
It's a video that we made for our rap group called "The Wizards."
- Sounds lame.
But you guys do know how to edit, huh?
We're not old people, so...
Here's the deal.
TAC needs a new orientation video, and this company is, like, raping me on the price, but if you guys could do it for less...
- We'll do it for three stacks.
- What is that?
- You don't even know stacks?
Oh, my...
There's a generational gap here.
Blake, tell her what stacks are.
- Well, I used to subscribe to The Source, so, um,
Dr. Dre once said,
"Stack is a, like, $50... $500."
So stacks...
- So three stacks would be...
- You know...
- I'll give you 300 bucks or zilch.
- That's cool.
- Okay, great.
I'll email you the script.
- Great.
Cool.
- Dude...
- An email.
Nice!
- This is gonna be fun.
- Hey, stack of cash.
Great.
All right!
- Stack.
- Let's watch that other video.
- The other video.
- Here we go.
- Ooh, man.
It's like she's playing jazz music with that gentleman's penis.
♪ Jazz ja-ja-jazz ja-ja-jazz ♪
- Why do they call that dude The Scatman?
Ew!
all:
Oh!
- ♪ I'm fresh ♪
- ♪ You gotta, you gotta, you gotta, gotta ♪
- ♪ Gotta be fresh ♪
- This is incredible.
Lookit...
The script says the word "synergy," like, 11 times.
- Synergy.
What is that, like, the devil's energy drink?
- Aw.
- Yeah!
That was good, right?
- I didn't like it.
- Also, Ders, could you back the fuck up with those cam glasses?
- First of all, they're called "SpyFocals."
Second of all, these bad boys are going to change the way people see movies.
Finally, the audience will be able to see what man sees!
How man sees, you know?
- All right, all right.
- Easy, Jim Cameron.
- I'm pretty sure they already used that POV style in porno.
Street blow jobs.
You've seen it.
We've seen it.
We've watched it together.
- I love it.
- Hey!
You guys said you needed lighting for your movie, so I brought a lava, strobe, black light.
- Oh.
- Hell, yeah.
- None of those sound very helpful.
- SpyFocals?
- Oh, my God, you guys are shooting pov pornog, huh?