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We're gonna watch the whole thing. |
- No, I... |
- So I finally jerked off for the first time since the surgery, and the ejac just came out of the side stitches. |
It looked so cool. |
I've got to show it to you. |
- What the f... |
Our bad. |
English Subtitles. |
Workaholics S04E05 (720p) Three and a Half Men |
- BrRip [KoTuWa] |
- ♪ Motherfucking wizards never die ♪ |
- Yeah, we look cool. |
- Yeah, it looks very magical. |
- What are you doing? |
- Uh... |
- It's work. |
- Nothing. |
- Why would we even be doing anything? |
- I thought you were watching porn or whatever. |
What? |
Like naked stuff? |
Like butts? |
- Oh, you thought we were gonna watch, like, a dude gaping out a woman with his penis. |
You're disgusting. |
- Alice is a freak. |
It's not porno, okay? |
It's a video that we made for our rap group called "The Wizards." |
- Sounds lame. |
But you guys do know how to edit, huh? |
We're not old people, so... |
Here's the deal. |
TAC needs a new orientation video, and this company is, like, raping me on the price, but if you guys could do it for less... |
- We'll do it for three stacks. |
- What is that? |
- You don't even know stacks? |
Oh, my... |
There's a generational gap here. |
Blake, tell her what stacks are. |
- Well, I used to subscribe to The Source, so, um, |
Dr. Dre once said, |
"Stack is a, like, $50... $500." |
So stacks... |
- So three stacks would be... |
- You know... |
- I'll give you 300 bucks or zilch. |
- That's cool. |
- Okay, great. |
I'll email you the script. |
- Great. |
Cool. |
- Dude... |
- An email. |
Nice! |
- This is gonna be fun. |
- Hey, stack of cash. |
Great. |
All right! |
- Stack. |
- Let's watch that other video. |
- The other video. |
- Here we go. |
- Ooh, man. |
It's like she's playing jazz music with that gentleman's penis. |
♪ Jazz ja-ja-jazz ja-ja-jazz ♪ |
- Why do they call that dude The Scatman? |
Ew! |
all: |
Oh! |
- ♪ I'm fresh ♪ |
- ♪ You gotta, you gotta, you gotta, gotta ♪ |
- ♪ Gotta be fresh ♪ |
- This is incredible. |
Lookit... |
The script says the word "synergy," like, 11 times. |
- Synergy. |
What is that, like, the devil's energy drink? |
- Aw. |
- Yeah! |
That was good, right? |
- I didn't like it. |
- Also, Ders, could you back the fuck up with those cam glasses? |
- First of all, they're called "SpyFocals." |
Second of all, these bad boys are going to change the way people see movies. |
Finally, the audience will be able to see what man sees! |
How man sees, you know? |
- All right, all right. |
- Easy, Jim Cameron. |
- I'm pretty sure they already used that POV style in porno. |
Street blow jobs. |
You've seen it. |
We've seen it. |
We've watched it together. |
- I love it. |
- Hey! |
You guys said you needed lighting for your movie, so I brought a lava, strobe, black light. |
- Oh. |
- Hell, yeah. |
- None of those sound very helpful. |
- SpyFocals? |
- Oh, my God, you guys are shooting pov pornog, huh? |
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