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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/best-toys-kid-products-prime-day_us_59553139e4b0da2c7321e754
the best toys to shop on prime day for kids of all ages
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/kim-cosby-and-kim-2014s-g_b_6403472.html
kim, cosby and kim: 2014's greatest fails
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https://local.theonion.com/two-dozen-restaurant-patrons-made-violently-ill-from-ma-1819576700
two dozen restaurant patrons made violently ill from marriage proposal
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https://www.theonion.com/single-parent-wishes-she-had-thought-of-abandoning-chil-1819569528
single parent wishes she had thought of abandoning child first
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https://entertainment.theonion.com/academy-to-give-runners-up-detailed-progress-reports-ou-1819576209
academy to give runners-up detailed progress reports outlining where stars can improve
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https://local.theonion.com/neighbors-come-together-to-watch-bmw-owner-struggle-in-1819577441
neighbors come together to watch bmw owner struggle in snow
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/janet-jackson-style-evolution_us_5afbbd09e4b0a59b4dfe9f2b
photos of janet jackson's style evolution through the years
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/earthquakes-literally-broke-hearts-in-new-zealand_us_59cc0c6ce4b053a9c2f62777
earthquakes literally broke hearts in new zealand
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https://www.theonion.com/vacationer-checks-weather-report-for-hometown-1819566642
vacationer checks weather report for hometown
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https://entertainment.theonion.com/third-person-limited-omniscient-narrator-blown-away-by-1819569433
third-person limited omniscient narrator blown away by surprise ending
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/nick-cannon-mariah-carey-rumors_us_56f2a3c2e4b0c3ef52174ca9
nick cannon wilds out on twitter to shut down those mariah carey rumors
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https://entertainment.theonion.com/yngwie-malmsteen-officially-changes-middle-name-to-fuck-1819586873
yngwie malmsteen officially changes middle name to 'fucking'
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/broad-city-spa-day_us_56142d2ae4b0baa355adb111
the 'broad city' ladies have a spa day, but it doesn't go well
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/texas-school-lunches_us_59bc0d4fe4b02da0e141a88a
texas public school districts may now store, not trash, leftover food
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/hillary-clinton-presenteeism_us_57d6e18fe4b00642712ea22b
working while sick isn't a hillary thing. it's an american thing.
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https://www.theonion.com/study-finds-earth-s-animals-one-giant-creature-before-b-1819578203
study finds earth's animals one giant creature before breaking apart millions of years ago
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/nasa-mars-rover-curiosity-hidden-valley-sand_n_5690882.html
rover runs into trouble, turns back
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/a-labor-day-cheer-for-economic-nationalism_us_59aca193e4b0b5e530ff6e6d
a labor day cheer for economic nationalism
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/giuliana-rancic-jerry-o-connell_n_7024934.html
giuliana rancic on cheating ex jerry o'connell: 'it's all good'
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https://www.theonion.com/cop-who-shot-unarmed-black-man-let-off-with-a-promotion-1828002782
cop who shot unarmed black man let off with a promotion
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/church-sign-honors-prince_us_571a3f47e4b0d0042da8effc
church honors 'dearly beloved' prince by putting his lyrics on sign
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https://www.theonion.com/almost-no-one-noticing-officials-doing-corrupt-thing-1819572766
almost no one noticing officials doing corrupt thing
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/the-debate-over-school-ch_b_5380316.html
the debate over school choice in chicago
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https://entertainment.theonion.com/ventriloquist-dummy-crosses-line-in-suggesting-partner-1819571561
ventriloquist dummy crosses line in suggesting partner is actual dummy
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https://www.theonion.com/nation-curious-after-discovering-mysterious-eccentric-1819937274
nation curious after discovering mysterious, eccentric benefactor paid off country's debt in full
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/broody-the-brain-pets_n_7072378.html
you are who your pet thinks you are
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/teacher-brady-olson-shooter_n_7154554.html
hero teacher stops high school shooter in washington state
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https://local.theonion.com/convenience-store-employee-given-generous-holiday-bonus-1821538509
convenience store employee given generous holiday bonus shift
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/why-azealia-banks-you-wil_b_6669696.html
why azealia banks will never redefine 'faggot'
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https://www.theonion.com/nra-please-try-to-remember-all-the-wonderful-things-gu-1819573645
nra: 'please try to remember all the wonderful things guns do for us every day'
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https://politics.theonion.com/trump-preemptively-tells-melania-he-wont-give-her-a-kid-1826023187
trump preemptively tells melania he won't give her a kidney
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/steve-wynn-resigns-rnc-finance-chair_us_5a6ccfa7e4b01fbbefb249db
steve wynn steps down as rnc finance chair amid sexual harassment allegations
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/tyler-gebhard-killed_us_57838ba0e4b0344d514fea35
off-duty cop kills home intruder who posted online threats, police say
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/how-to-replace-your-self-doubt-with-unshakeable-confidence_us_592ebfa5e4b07c4c731386fd
how to replace your self-doubt with unshakeable confidence
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/obamacare-repeal-poll_us_586eb1cbe4b02b5f8587eb7a
public wary of gop plan to repeal obamacare without a replacement, poll shows
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/bassnectar-new-album-unlimited_us_575acd5ce4b0e39a28ad542d
bassnectar debuts two new hard-hitting tracks, talks new album 'unlimited'
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/teacher-education-school-closures_n_6401316.html
states slow to shut down weak teacher education programs
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/neeta-marahajs-gps-guide-to-balance_us_576194b7e4b0df4d586ee68d
having a tough time giving up control? this guide is here to help
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https://www.theonion.com/area-man-killed-in-committee-1819567938
area man killed in committee
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https://www.theonion.com/hollywood-diet-secrets-fall-into-non-celebrity-hands-1819565839
hollywood diet secrets fall into non-celebrity hands
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/beyonce-formation-abortion-rights-remake_us_57e566f2e4b08d73b83113f2
geniuses made a must-watch 'formation' parody about anti-abortion laws
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/gop-health-care-bill-women_us_595292eee4b02734df2dc30d
gop health care bill disinvests in women's health
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/how-to-really-listen-in-a_b_8126742.html
how to really listen in a difficult conversation (6.2)
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/accidentally-sexted-wrong-person-omg_us_5ae9f286e4b06748dc8ee816
17 tweets about the horrifying reality of accidentally sending a sext
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/sunday-roundup_371_b_6493814.html
sunday roundup
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/arkema-chemical-plant-crosby-texas_us_59a71237e4b07e81d354cda6
another fire rages at texas chemical factory
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https://www.theonion.com/report-distracted-driving-results-in-more-than-5-000-u-1819578094
report: distracted driving results in more than 5,000 unfinished texts each year
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/melinda-gates-wrote-a-powerful-essay-on-how-birth-control-empowers-women_us_5899d4cbe4b040613139084c
melinda gates wrote a powerful essay on how birth control empowers women
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https://entertainment.theonion.com/lee-majors-does-he-still-exist-1819586443
lee majors: does he still exist?
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/isis-truther-donald-trump-is-like-a-lawyers-dumbest-client-ever-trevor-noah-says_us_57adb60be4b069e7e504b31f
'isis truther' donald trump is like a lawyer's dumbest client ever, trevor noah says
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/11-great-things-about-preschoolers_b_5069465.html
11 great things about preschoolers
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https://local.theonion.com/vending-machine-most-up-to-date-technology-in-school-1819577959
vending machine most up-to-date technology in school
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https://local.theonion.com/lofty-ambitions-to-shovel-entire-width-of-driveway-scal-1819592758
lofty ambitions to shovel entire width of driveway scaled back to only shoveling thin path for car
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https://www.theonion.com/study-finds-girls-outperforming-future-employers-in-sch-1819578556
study finds girls outperforming future employers in school
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https://www.theonion.com/you-can-tell-area-bank-used-to-be-a-pizza-hut-1819586837
you can tell area bank used to be a pizza hut
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/sarah-palin-dog-photos_n_6407364.html
sarah palin photos of son stepping on dog trigger online outrage
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/more-national-dog-day-cel_b_8058444.html
more national dog day celebrity tweets!
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https://local.theonion.com/detective-not-sure-he-was-close-enough-to-partner-to-en-1819577944
detective not sure he was close enough to partner to endlessly pursue killer
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https://entertainment.theonion.com/madonna-gives-birth-to-million-dollar-marketing-scheme-1819586135
madonna gives birth to million-dollar marketing scheme
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https://politics.theonion.com/heartbreaking-rubio-campaign-email-just-asks-supporters-1819578725
heartbreaking rubio campaign email just asks supporters to send something to make him smile
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/stop-saying-not-my-president-and-do-something_us_582a11a3e4b057e23e314869
stop saying 'not my president'
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/opinion-ozcelik-lgbtq-online_us_5ac7d7ebe4b09d0a1193bd97
grindr scandal shows the risk lgbtq people take to find community online
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https://www.theonion.com/lowe-s-unveils-new-table-saw-with-attached-ice-chest-fo-1835035278
lowe's unveils new table saw with attached ice chest for storing cut-off fingers
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https://www.theonion.com/teen-publication-takes-bold-anti-peer-pressure-stance-1819565186
teen publication takes bold anti-peer-pressure stance
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/the-evolution-of-cannabis-in-the-the-district_us_590f5bbbe4b0f711807245c2
the evolution of cannabis culture in washington d.c.
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/craigslist-deals-designer-tips_n_6863312.html
proven ways to find jaw-dropping designer deals on craigslist
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https://local.theonion.com/child-s-description-of-heaven-during-near-death-experie-1819578014
child's description of heaven during near-death experience specifically mentions book deal
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https://politics.theonion.com/it-s-step-twist-step-dammit-yells-leotard-wearing-1822815536
'it's step, twist, step, dammit!' yells leotard-wearing, cigarette-smoking john kelly while choreographing upcoming military parade
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/the-importance-of-multidi_b_5991458.html
the importance of multidisciplinary eating disorders treatment
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https://www.theonion.com/god-names-rightful-owner-of-west-bank-1819586313
god names rightful owner of west bank
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https://www.theonion.com/man-commits-to-new-tv-show-just-hours-after-getting-out-1819577822
man commits to new tv show just hours after getting out of 7-season series
1
https://www.theonion.com/north-korean-military-developing-parade-capable-of-trav-1819577906
north korean military developing parade capable of traveling 5,000 miles
1
https://politics.theonion.com/mike-pence-disappointed-god-has-never-asked-him-to-kill-1819579603
mike pence disappointed god has never asked him to kill one of own children
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https://www.theonion.com/budget-conscious-obamas-strongly-pushing-malia-toward-u-1819578470
budget-conscious obamas strongly pushing malia toward udc community college
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/sam-brownback-refugee-resettlement_us_57212018e4b0b49df6aa06d4
this republican once said helping refugees made us a 'better nation.' but now he's done.
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/suicide-clusters-may-appear-in-army-units_us_597a0c3fe4b02a8434b4a872
suicide 'clusters' may appear in army units
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/bernie-sanders-hillary-clinton-to-the-left_us_5727d46fe4b0bc9cb0445659
no, bernie sanders has not pushed hillary clinton to the left
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/5-reasons-website-traffic_b_6628080.html
5 reasons website traffic is the lifeblood of small business
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https://www.theonion.com/salvation-air-force-collecting-used-planes-in-your-area-1819565113
salvation air force collecting used planes in your area
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https://entertainment.theonion.com/walking-dead-fans-split-on-recent-harlem-globetrotter-1830775810
'walking dead' fans split on recent harlem globetrotters crossover episode
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https://politics.theonion.com/biden-sadly-realizes-this-could-be-last-time-he-throws-1819579530
biden sadly realizes this could be last time he throws lit firecracker into press conference
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https://entertainment.theonion.com/mia-farrow-it-s-possible-my-son-was-fathered-by-frank-1819575668
mia farrow: 'it's possible my son was fathered by frank sinatra, mario puzo, george mcgovern, robert altman, anthony perkins, milton berle, robert redford, michael caine, danny aiello, or bruce dern'
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https://www.theonion.com/experts-warn-situation-in-gaza-will-get-worse-before-it-1819576759
experts warn situation in gaza will get worse before it gets much worse
1
https://www.theonion.com/cities-move-to-outlaw-hollow-point-silver-bullets-after-1822936833
cities move to outlaw hollow-point silver bullets after wave of gruesome werewolf slayings
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/first-look-at-tony-shalhoub-in-new-cbs-series-braindead_us_570825bde4b0885fb50d2bec
first look at tony shalhoub in new cbs series 'braindead'
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https://politics.theonion.com/shirtless-mike-huckabee-spends-entire-debate-seated-in-1819578230
shirtless mike huckabee spends entire debate seated in rickety rocking chair
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https://local.theonion.com/determined-ant-requires-second-flicking-1819592916
determined ant requires second flicking
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https://politics.theonion.com/michael-dukakis-wakes-up-not-angry-for-first-time-since-1819574002
michael dukakis wakes up not angry for first time since 1988 election
1
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/gravestone-jewels-theft_us_565804a8e4b072e9d1c1e17a
ancient gravestone used as battering ram in lightning jewelry store heist
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/the-campaign-finance-game_b_6085982.html
the campaign finance game
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https://www.theonion.com/fivethirtyeight-staff-finds-hundreds-of-nate-silvers-re-1830157579
fivethirtyeight staff finds hundreds of nate silvers representing every voting demographic in america after disastrous aggregator explosion
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/in-the-event-of-a-water-landing_b_6723512.html
in the event of a water landing
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/nasa-jesus--templeton_b_10285098.html
nasa, jesus & templeton?
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https://local.theonion.com/children-starting-to-see-through-dad-s-claim-that-doubl-1821265734
children starting to see through dad's claim that doubletree hotel part of disney resort
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https://politics.theonion.com/very-special-constitutional-amendment-to-take-on-alcoho-1819565391
'very special' constitutional amendment to take on alcoholism
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/sadiq-khan-donald-trump-muslim_us_5730936be4b016f3789646bd
london's new mayor: i won't be able to visit the u.s. if donald trump wins
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https://politics.theonion.com/state-election-commission-chases-wild-animals-out-of-vo-1829788634
state election commission chases wild animals out of voting booths in preparation for upcoming midterms
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https://www.theonion.com/police-report-sexual-assault-numbers-under-control-un-1819573336
police report: sexual assault numbers under control, unless you count the super brutal ones
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https://www.theonion.com/back-to-dock-voted-most-popular-destination-among-cur-1819580094
'back to dock' voted most popular destination among current rowboat passengers
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/assad-takes-homs_n_5288704.html
assad's forces take 'capital of revolution'
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