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21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Now you know!"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "I look a perfect fright,"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Yes, you certainly do."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Oh, you horrid thing! Jeanette gasped."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "I'... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Simple enough, was the reply."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Jim Slocum come along with a six of hearts, an' jist nacherly took thet thar jug o' yourn."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "My goodness gracious! she exclaimed, as she retrieved the piece of sil... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Caterpillars! he ejaculated."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "What are you doing with them?"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "They climb trees and eat the leaves,"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Yes?"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "An... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Why, Clarence! she cried, aghast."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "What are you doing to that poor cat? And you a member of the Band of Mercy!"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "I was--but I lost my star."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "What does a... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "If cats don't go to heaven, where do the angels get the strings for their harps?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Oh, mamma, questioned the child,"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "A Sister of Charity,"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Which one, th... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Come out of there, you ornery thief!"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Please, Colonel, dey ain't nobody here 'cept jes' us chickens!"
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Why in hell did you play that card?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Thank God! he exclaimed brokenly."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "They are Christians!"
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Ah burns wood."
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Where is your money?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Here, take mine, he directed."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "That'll pay for you. I'll get under the seat."
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Not much, shohly not much, he declared, shaking his head."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Dat ain't no church for me. No' suh! Dey wastes too much time readin' the minutes ob the previous meetin'."
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Please, mother, may I sit on my pants?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Have you washed your hands very carefully?"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Yes, mother."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "And have you washed your face thoroughly?"
},
{
... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Would you like a lock of my hair?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Why don't you offer me the whole wig?"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "You are very biting, madam, considering that your teeth are porcelain."
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "That's the new waltz. My sister was raving about it. I think it's pretty bad. I expect she danced it with somebody rather nice."
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Oh, she gushed, as she reposed blissfully in his arms,"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "But no, madam. Merely, my physician has directed me to perspire."
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Well, my lad, just tell your mother I called. And you might say to her that the next time she goes down the street, she should take her feet along."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "I suppose I must admit that I do have my faults,"
},
{
"from": "human",
"val... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "When you hear something wite here, it is conscience whispering to you."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "It's no such thing, the sister jeered."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "That's just wind on your tummie."
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "I am dying--yes. Go to Fannie. Tell her--I died--with her name--on my lips, that I--loved her--her alone--always.... And Jennie--tell Jennie--the same thing."
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Jim, the exhorter questioned sadly at last,"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Humph! Jim retorted contemptuously."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Air ye aimin' to tell me the Lord died to save me, when He ain't never seed me, ner knowed me?"
},
{
"f... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Madam, he said respectfully to the wondering woman,"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Speak to the jury, sir--the men sitting behind you on the benches."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Good-morning, gentlemen."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Darn... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Coward! she shouted."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Coward!"
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "What's the matter?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Nothin'--jest nothin' a tall, the colored man answered thickly."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Ah was only wonderin' whether Ah had been bit or stung."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Oh, mama,... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "But you're not wearing mourning, Jenny,"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Oh, no, ma'am, the girl replied."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "You see, ma'am, he ain't dead yet. The hanging ain't till Friday."
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Would you object to my taking the place of the colonel?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Not at all, the governor replied tartly."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "See the undertaker."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "The show is very good, don't yo... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "It's come at last! I know you've been talking all this while, but I haven't heard a single word."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "I hain't been talkin'--jest a-chewin'."
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "I never thought of that. As soon as you are gone, I'll look through all his books, and if that's so, I never will forgive him!"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "A spine is a long, limber bone. Your head sets on one end and you set on the other."
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "My God! he whispered."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "To find you in such a place as this."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Oh, but, you see, I don't eat here."
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Jest wait till I finish this-here pig's trotter, an' ye'll hear some hollerin' as is hollerin'."
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Be calm, brethren, he shouted."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "The word of God is in my mouth, but the De'il's in my breeches!"
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "But fish is a brain food, and these folks are really the most unintelligent-looking that I ever saw."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Mebbe so, the host agreed."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "And just think what they'd look like if they didn't eat fish!"
... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Please, sir, the answer ran,"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "India produces curries and pepper and rice and citron and chutney and--and----"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Yes, you may name any other products of India."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"va... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Have you been begging cookies again?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Oh, no, I didn't beg any, Ted answered cheerfully."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "I just said, this house smells as if it was full of cookies. But what's that to me?"
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "That feller, for a busy man, he declared earnestly,"
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Why should you be so kind to me?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "My dear madam, because I myself have a mother and a wife and a daughter."
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Oh, really, she said with a smile,"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "I've just been concealing my ignorance."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Not at all, not at all, my dear madam! Quite the contrary, I do assure you."
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Martin, if dirt were trumps, what a hand you'd have!"
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "But how dirty your hands are."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Oh, do you think so? Why, you ought to see my feet!"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Don't you want Jenny to be a good wife like you when she grows up?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": ... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Now, sonny, why don't you eat your sandwich right down, instead of fussing with it like that?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Dasn't! 'Tain't mine."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Tell me explicitly, the judge directed the woman,"
},
{
"from": "gp... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "You're so sure, the sufferer inquired,"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "I suppose you must have had a great deal of experience with this disease."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Why, my dear sir, I've had bronchitis myself for more than fifteen years."
}... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Did that other doctor take your temperature?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "I dunno, suh, he declared,"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "I sartinly dunno. All I've missed so far is my watch."
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Professor Jennings informs his students that he has been appointed honorary physician to His Majesty, King George."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "God save the King."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Me velly sick man. Me get Doctor Yuan Sin. Takee him medi... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "My brethren, we are here taught the doctrine of human depravity.--Mephibosheth was lame. Also the doctrine of total depravity--he was lame on both his feet. Also the doctrine of justification--for he dwelt in Jerusalem. Fourth, the doctrine of adoption--'he did eat at the King's... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "V. Gates."
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Shall I throw the leetle dog a bit, mum?"
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "And if he comes back, mum, I might throw him a bit more."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "The more I see of men, the more I respect dogs."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "What's the big idea?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "That, the dachshund an... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "How Fido would have enjoyed these bones!"
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "And what are you doing, Clara?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "I'm drawing a picture of you,"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "I don't like it much, she confessed."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "I guess I'll put a tail on it, and call it a dog."... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Ven you get up you shust stretch yourself, dig your neck a little, and you vas up. I haf to light de fire, put on de kiddle, scrap some vit my vife, and get myself breakfast. You be lays round all day and haf blenty of fun. I haf to vork all day and have blenty of drubble. Ven y... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "I doan jes' zactly know mahself, but I dun hear my missis say he am a full-blood Sam Bernard."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Lucy, do you and your husband quarrel now the same as you used to?"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "No, indeed, ma'am,"
},
{
... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "John, do you know what I think of a man who will go to sleep while his own wife is a-talkin' to him?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Well, now, I believe as how I do, Martha, was the drowsily uttered response."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "But don't let... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "It's quite too soiled to wear, but really, it's not dirty enough to go to the laundry. I can't make up my mind just what I should do about it."
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Wait! he commanded loudly."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Women and children first!"
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Do you believe that dreams come true?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Of course, they do, the child replied firmly."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Last night I dreamed that I went paddling--and I had!"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Oh, have y... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Collision?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "No,"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Off the track?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "No,"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Well! was the indignant rejoinder."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Hellup! hellup! Somebody let me out!"
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Lost--Lost! he sobbed."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Hopelessly lost in an impenetrable forest!"
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Get to work,"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "I must have a pound of cheese,"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Now give me a quart of whiskey."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Now show me the cellar."
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Whoopee! I'm ready! bring on your rats!"
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Colonel, how do you feel, suh?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Major, he declared tartly,"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "I feel like thunder, suh, as any Southern gentleman should, suh, at this hour of the morning!"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Thar, blast ye! if ye're prudent, that orter last ye."
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Now, bring on your cat!"
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "I've nae worn it since the accident."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "What accident was that? his employer demanded."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "I've heard of none."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "A mon offered me a dram, and I heard naethin... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Dang yer hide, git up thar--or I'll drive smack over ye!"
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "You know, my dear, my husband is so indulgent!"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Oh, everybody knows that. What a pity he sometimes indulges too much!"
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Oh, John, I am so sorry to see you come out of such a place as that!"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Then, he declared huskily,"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "I'll go right back!"
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "No, suh, the colonel declared."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "I don't reckon they're mo' than a dozen Bibles in the whole state."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "I almost died, she explained."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "I had ptomaine-poiso... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "This fellow is not suffering from the effects of alcohol. He has been drugged."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "I'm thinkin', ye're right, sor. I drugged him all the way to the station."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Can't you go any faster than this?"
... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "In that smiling land, suh, no gentleman is compelled to soil his hands with vulgar work. The preparing of the soil for the crops is done by our niggers, suh, and the sowing of the crops, and the reaping of the crops--all done by the niggers.... And the selling is done by the she... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Wasteful! he ejaculated."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "I was better taught. I make a fan last a lifetime. I open it wide, and hold it under my nose quite motionless. Then I wave my head."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Women are not extravagant. A woman... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Can you do fancy cooking?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Naw."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Can you do plain cooking?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Naw."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Can you sew?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Have you any glue?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Shall I heat it?"
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "I found a tack."
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "How long does it take you to carry your produce to market by muleback?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Three days, _señor_,"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Then, said the engineer,"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Very good, _señor_,"
},
{
... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "I can't understand, the farmer declared, surprised and pained,"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "I'm through, the hired man asserted."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "I've done the nastiest jobs, an' never kicked. But I draw the line on bein' secretary to a ... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Begorra, Oi hev thot! was the vigorous answer."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "There was an inju-rubber bull around here, pullin' carrots with its tail."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "What about her father? Did he catch you?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Sam, I have a job for you, if you want to earn a quarter."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "No, suh, thank yoh all de same, boss--I done got a quarter."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "This monument is erected to the memory of James O'Flinn, who was accident... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Did you hear that old man Jones's house burned down last night?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "I ain't a mite surprised. I was goin' past there in the evenin', an' when I saw the smoke a-comin' out all round under the eaves, I sez to myself, sez I, 'Where there's smo... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Ah done prayed, sah, he declared, beaming,"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "And what was it? queried the clergyman, somewhat at a loss."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "What did the Lord say?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Well, sah, He done axe... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "But how'll I get down?"
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Will yez kitch me?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Sure, an' I'll do that,"
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "For why did yez not kitch me?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Begorry, Mike replied sympathetically,"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "I was waiting for yez to bounce!"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Maggie Flynn has been employed by me for a mon... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Hit wouldn't be of no use, jedge, to try to 'splain dis ting to you-all. Ef you was to try it you more'n like as not would git yer hide full o' shot an' git no chickens, nuther. Ef you want to engage in any rascality, jedge, you better stick to de bench, whar you am familiar."
... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "You were very naughty, Emma, the mother chided."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "I told you to be sure and take that pill."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "But, mamma, the child pleaded in extenuation,"
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Rather pretty, but I don't like this side without diamonds. Honestly, the thing looks skimpy--decidedly skimpy!"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "You're a nincompoop, a liar and hoss-thief."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Sech talk ain't nice--and, anyhow, ... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Now, at last, my dear, you will be able to buy you some decent clothes."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "I'll do nothing of the kind, was the sharp retort."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "I'll get the same kind the other women are wearing."
},
{
"f... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Please, mum, I'se Ophelia. I'se de washerwoman's little girl, an' mama, she sent me to say, would you please to len' her a dime. She got to pay some bills."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Money! pooh! there are a million ways of making money."
},
{
"from": "hu... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Madam, I shall be glad to replace your dog."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Sir, you flatter yourself!"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Whatever can we talk about?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "He's fine, she exclaimed."
},
{
"from": "... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "At ---- Church, on Monday last, a very interesting wedding was solemnized, the contracting parties being Mr. Richard ----, eldest son of Mr. and Mrs. ----, and a bouquet of pink carnations."
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Where am I going to?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Into the river--I've just come out!"
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "But I thought those Esquimaux dogs were actually tireless."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "I spoke, he elucidated,"
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Then, she continued brightly,"
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "That, he said to himself,"
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Hi, you! where are you going?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Well, suh, boss, one of them answered,"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Plank? What plank? Where's the plank?"
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Now, if dat don't beat all, George! If we hain't gone an' clean forgitted dat plank!"
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "I don't dare to go home, he explained."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "There's something my wife told me to do, without fail, and to make sure I wouldn't forget, she tied that string around my finger. But for the life of me I can't remember what the thing was I am to ... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "There! I just knew we'd forget something. John, you run right home as fast as you can, and fetch the baby."
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Send this guy the bed-bug letter."
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Is she tall or short, slender or plump?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Well, sir, I'm free to say, that if I'd had the rollin' of her, I sure would have given her three or four more passes."
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "If it ain't, was the answer,"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "I was skun out o' half a dollar."
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Haven't you anybody to play with?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "I have one friend--but I hate him!"
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "I will not address you as ladies and gentlemen, because I know you so well."
}
] |
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