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21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Pardonnez-moi. J'ai quitté ma train et maintenant je ne sais pas où le trouver encore. Est-ce que vous pouvez me montrer le route à la train?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Let's look for it together, said the stranger genially."
},
{
"from": "human",
"va... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "By cricky, mister, I wantta know! Be ye allus thet much trouble to yerself?"
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "If David was the father of Solomon, and Joab was the son of Zeruiah, what relation was Zeruiah to Joab?"
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "You've come down in Deacon Peck's north medder lot."
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Hi, dar, nigger! one of the bystanders shouted."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Whar you-all been de las' foh days?"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Ah's been comin' back."
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "I'm drawing a picture of God."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "But, gasped the shocked mother,"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Well, the little boy replied, complacently,"
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Oh, it's dead all right, mama. We beat it and beat it and beat it, and it's deader 'n dead."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Yes, we beat it and beat it until--until God called it home!"
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "I fancy I play the worst game in the world,"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Oh, I wouldn't say that, sir, was the consoling response."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "From what the boys were saying about another gentleman who plays here, he must be worse e... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "O Lord, have mercy on these victuals. Amen!"
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Yes, sir, she declared with pious zeal,"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "I believe in it, and, praise the Lord! I practise it!"
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Your mother is calling you,"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Her ain't a-callin' we. Us don't belong to she."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "No, I ain't going,"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "You must not say, 'I ain't going,' you must say, 'I a... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "But I hope you will accept as a token from me this purse which I myself have embroidered."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Presents maintain friendship: they do not maintain a family."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "What is your fee?"
},
{
"from": ... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Did you go to the cemetery for the burying? the stricken husband inquired anxiously, and when he was answered in the negative, continued proudly:"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "It's a pity ye weren't there. Ye ought to have seen the way I cut up."
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "And, she concluded,"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Please, stand up."
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "We have ginerally sot."
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Tough luck to have to get out and grab a mess of snakes any time you want an extry puff."
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "What the blazes d'ye mean, photographin' my wife? I saw ye when ye done it."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "You're mistaken, really! I wouldn't think of doing such a thing."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Ye wouldn't, eh? the surly husband growled, still ... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Dear Boss: The white folks is got me in dis jail fixin' to hang me on Friday mornin' and here it is Wednesday already."
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Deer guvner, if youve heared wat ive heared youve heared youve heared a lie."
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "When do you expect to see Deacon Jones again?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Never, never again! the minister declared solemnly."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "The deacon is in heaven!"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "How's that new hand o' yo... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "For heaven's sake, Bill, climb down here, and help me leggo this ornery old hog!"
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "My name is O'Rafferty. And my cellar is full of wather, and my hins will all be drowned intirely if it ain't fixed. And I'm here to inform yez that I'm wantin' it fixed."
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Sure, and I've come agin to tell yez that my cellar is now fuller of water than ever it was before. And I'm tellin' yez that I want it fixed, and I'm a man that carries votes in my pocket."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "The mayor is ut! O'Rafferty snorted."
},
{
... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "And candy, too, mamma?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Anyhow, Alice declared,"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "I'm tickled we have such a fine doctor."
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "How do you like your new little brother?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "He looks just like his muvver."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "The dime novel has gone. I wonder where it's gone to?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "It's gone up to a doll... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Are yez kilt intoirly, Mike?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "No, he declared in a tone of awe,"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "I'm not kilt, but I'm terrible twisted."
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Holy hop-toads! he exclaimed in a tone of profound awe."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "What a jump!"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "There i$ a little matter that $ome of our $ub$criber$ have $eemingly forgotten entirely. $ome of them have made u$ many pr... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "But it is certainly one of the easiest subjects,"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Not the way I teach it. Indeed, according to my method, it is a very difficult study, and most perplexing."
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Yassuh, it were right on dis yere road, jest over dar by de fo'ks. Gen'l Washin'ton, he knowed dat ole Co'nwallis, he gwine pass dis way, an' 'im an' me, we done hid behin' de bushes an' watched. Yassuh, an' when ole Co'nwallis, he come by, Gen'l Washin'ton, he jumped out at 'im... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "We hain't had no hogs on the place since you was here last summer. Be sure to come."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Anyhow, I'm holdin' my own. I hadn't nothin' when I come here, an' I haven't nothin' now."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Before giving you... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Now, what are you bawling about, you big baby?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "I wish I was in my daddy's barn!"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "In your daddy's barn! the astonished lieutenant exclaimed."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "What for?... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "I'm back, honey--let me in,"
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Honey, honey--it's Susie! Let me in!"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Madam, this is not a beehive; it's a bathroom!"
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Clinton, you've been settin' up with Nellie, an' takin' her to picnics, an' to church an' buggy-ridin', an' nothin's come of it. So, now, Clinton, I ask you, as man to man, what be your intentions?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Well, answerin' you as man to man, I'l... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "It's a bum way to get a cat."
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "You must have sharper eyes than your mother, sonny. Where did you find it?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "In the rat-trap."
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Please, sir, will you tell us what sort of a bug this is?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Did it hum?"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Oh, yes, sir."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Well, then, Darwin declared,"
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Is what, my boy?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Is damp."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Elizabeth, would you like to have a puppy?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Oh, Edward, the girl gushed,"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "That ... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "It would be a great pity, he declared,"
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "And what happened?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "He kicked the bucket."
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Now, how did that happen?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Sure, was the explanation,"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "I was jist doin' like this when,--bejabers, there's another gone!"
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Seems like Elmiry's falin' drefful slow. Dinged if I don't wish as how she'd git well, or somethin'."
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Are you going out to-day, sir?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Well, no, I guess not, sonny, was the answer."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Why?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "If you ain't, the boy suggested,"
},
{
"from": "human",
... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "It's your Uncle Patrick, this time, Mr. O'Toole, the lawyer explained."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "He has died in Texas, and left you forty thousand dollars."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "I don't think I can take it, he declared."
},
{
"from... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "On which one of my two sons shall I bestow the crown?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Hi saye, guv'nor, myke it 'arf a crown apiece."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "That's a snortin' pipe, Bill. Where'd you happen on it?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "I wants to tum in, Sissy."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "But you tan't tum in, Tom."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "But I wants to."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Well, I'se in my nightie gown an' nurse says little boys mus'n't see little gir... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Just ten weeks old,"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "And is it your youngest?"
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "I beg pardon, sir, but I see you've lost an arm."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Bless my soul! he exclaimed."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "I do believe you're right."
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "You broke your arm, didn't you?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Well, yes, I did."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Had an accident, I suppose?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Not exactly. I did it in trying to pat myself on the back."
},
{
... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Oh, Willie, darling, she gasped,"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "I have been so insulted!"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Insulted! Willie exclaimed wrathfully."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Insulted by whom?"
},
{
"from": "human",
... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "When I stood up in the class meeting, to relate my experience, Corwin explained,"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "So, she concluded,"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "We make careful investigation, of course,"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Just a... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Meanwhile, in order to pass the time, we will proceed with the lecture."
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "These inventors make the money. Take cleaners, now, I'll bet that feller Vacuum has cleared millions."
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "What is the difference between me and a turkey?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "I am alive. They stuff turkeys with chestnuts after they are dead."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "They got twins up to sisters. One twin, he's a boy, an' one twin, she's a gi... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "You sleep right close to the chicken-house, Matilda, and it seems to me you must have heard the noise when those thieves were stealing the chickens."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Yes, ma'am, Matilda admitted, with an expression of grief on her dusky features."
},
... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Oh, well, you really didn't win fair. My foot slipped.... Let's try it again."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Now I'll kiss it, and the pain will all be gone."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Come down in the kitchen--the cook has the toothache."
},
{
... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "What jail is your son in?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "In the county jail."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "In the county jail! was the exclamation in a tone of dismay."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "That's bad--very bad. It will cost you at... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "What did you do last night?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "I went to a slight-of-hand performance. Called on Laura Sears, and offered her my hand, and she slighted it."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Did you give up anything during Lent?"
},
{
"f... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Colonel, I've come to ax you to allow me the pleasure of a furlough for a visit home. I've been in the field now three years, an' never home yet to see me family. An' I jest had a letter from me wife wantin' av me to come home to see her an' the children."
},
{
"from": "... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "I was once riding along a country road. I came to the house of a farmer, and halted to observe one of the most remarkable sights I have ever seen. There was a sow with a litter of ten little pigs. This sow and each of her offspring had a long curved horn growing out of the foreh... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "O Lord, take us under Thy protecting wings, for Thou knowest that feathers are splendid non-conductors."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Do you know, Jennie, what a panther is?"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Yeth, ma'am, Jennie replied, beaming."
},
{... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "I shall not attempt any flites of fancy, but wright just what is really in me. In me there is my stommick, lungs, liver, two apples, two cakes and my dinner."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Have you anything in the shape of automobile tires?"
},
{
"from": "hum... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Why, what's the matter, little lamb?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "I'm finkin, muvver,"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "What about, little man?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Have gooseberries any legs, muvver?"
},
{
"from": "human",
... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Dormie."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Chatter-r-rbox!"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Life is just one fool thing after another: love is just two fool things after each other."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "God doesn't love me,"
},
{
... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Caught anything?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "How long you been there?"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Three hours,"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Come inside!"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Then, I'll say, 'Damn the parade!' ... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Do you know, she questioned severely,"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Why, a great big black man, with horns on his head and one eye in the center of his forehead, comes along and grabs the little boy who has told a falsehood, and flies with him up to the moon, and ke... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "As I was sitting on my thought, a seat struck me."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "I am Herbert Bismarck."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Ah, replied the churchman,"
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "What about the saucer?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "We don't hand out saucers no more. We found, if we did, like's not, some low-brow would drift in an' drink out of the saucer, an' that ain't good fer trade. This here is a swell dump."
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "That's it! Walk all over a body's feet, an' then blat about how sorry you be. Well, I jest want you to understand that if I wasn't a puffick lady, I'd slap your dirty face!"
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Whazzamazzer?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Comea-runnin', Doc. Joe Jinks's been shot."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Whereabouts shot?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "In the laig."
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Let us begin at the beginning, said the judge."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Where did you first meet this woman who has thus abused you?"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "I never did, so to say, meet up with her. She jest naturally overtook me."
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "That's only our Jane. She always cries when Pa is gettin' married."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "You told me, she protested to the cook,"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Dat nigger, he hain't no friend o' mine, the cook declared scornfully."
},
{
... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "My third wife, Mirandy, she don't like the country, an' what Mirandy she don't like, I jist nacherly hev to hate."
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "But, the husband protested indignantly,"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "I've already paid that dollar back to you twice! You can't expect me to pay it again!"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Oh, very well, the wife retorted with a contemptuous sniff,"
}
... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "I'm going to get married. I'm bossed by pa an ma, an' teacher, an' I ain't going to stan' for it. I'm going to get married right smack off. A married man ain't bossed by nobody 'cept his wife."
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Did you promise to marry this lady?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Guilty, your honor,"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Are you determined to marry this man?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "I am!"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Joi... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "I done changed mah mind,"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Is that the law?"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Gee! he said at last."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Never mind, boss, this ole one will do. There ain't a dollar and a half difference i... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "I'm feelin' right pert, he admitted;"
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Did you have a big wedding, Martha?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Did you receive handsome presents?"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Yes'm, yes'm, de hull house was jes' crowded wiv de gifts."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "And was your house... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Do you know who I am?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Mebby, the veterinarian, or the barber, or mebby the colonel himself."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Oh good land! the recruit cried out in consternation."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Pl... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Hi, thar! Stop! don't yez know your own father?"
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "What are you standing up there for? Come here, and sit on my lap."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "I fear, madam, that I am not worthy of such an honor."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "How dare you! the woman boomed."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "How dare you follow me! How dare you! What do you want, anyhow?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "If you please, ma'am, I want my umbrella."
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Now, Ah shohly wonder who-all Ah done put off at Cleveland."
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Anyone not already provided can obtain them in the vestry for a dollar, or with red backs and speckled edges for one dollar and a half."
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Remember, dear, God's angels are all about you."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "The angels are buzzing all around just dreadful, mama, and they bite!"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "If he asks your name, say Emma Jane; if he asks how old you are, say you ... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Mama did tell me the man's name, but I've gone and forgotten it."
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Here we come--darn our fool souls! Somebody head us off!"
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Regret to announce that hand which rocked the cradle has kicked the bucket."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "I was his guest regularly at all Lyceum first nights for a whole quarter of a century.... He delighted in the company of third-rate people."
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "My good friend, I have no money, but I can give you some good advice."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "If you hain't got no money, he jeered,"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "I reckon your advice ain't worth hearin'."
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "I'll thank you to cut me off about $1.87 worth more, please."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "And you never let your husband beat you?"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Certainly not, the Christian lady replied."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Why... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Funny! the guest remarked."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "You haven't your porch screened."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "No, the host snapped;"
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "My old Marse George, suh, he done managed them animiles sholy splendiferous. Always when he come home nights, he so completely intoxicated he don't care a cuss foh all the skeeters in the hull creation. In the mawnin, when Marse George done git up, the skeeters so completely int... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Come agin!"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "French is spoken here."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "I bought it off a sheeny, he explained,"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "When I am sad, I sing, and then others are sad with me."
},
{
"fro... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Oh, don't it sound grand!"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Yes, indeed! and it's interesting to think that they do it all with their hind legs."
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Why don't you play something that you know, my boy?"
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Would you be so kind as to play something by request?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Certainly, he replied;"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Then, snapped the patron,"
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Please wipe your feet."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "On going out."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "It is too late, madam, he protested."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "I should disturb your neighbors."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "It's temper when it's me an' nerves when it's you."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "And you say you have the same nightmare every night, the doctor inquired."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "What is it?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "I dream tha... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "They done had something they called gravee. But hit looked like sop, an' hit tasted like sop, an' I believe in my soul 'twar sop!"
}
] |
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