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21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Ain't you a lot fatter than you was?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Yes, dad, the girl admitted."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "I weigh one hundred and forty pounds stripped for 'gym.'"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Who in thunder is Jim?"
... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "And now, my friends, we shall soon all know what I personally have often wondered--what are Keats!"
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Where are your sideboards?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Why--er--I shaved them off last week."
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "It was awful, she declared, in tense tones."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "When Jim went to bed, everything was perfectly quiet. And then, when he woke up, all of a sudden, there beside him was a yawning abbess!"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "I see, she... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "What? Never heard of _Tom Sawyer_?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Nope, never heard of him."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Nor _Huck Finn_?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Nope, never heard of him neither."
},
{
"from": "human",
"... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "I used to be the janitor, years ago. Then we had a parson who named me the sextant. And Doctor Smith, he called me a virgin. And our young man, he says I'm the sacrilege."
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Well, what do you think of it, father?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "She'll never start, was the firm answer:"
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Well, pa, what do you think of it now?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "She'll never stop, he asserted;"
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Carry him off, he commanded,"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Jenkins, why haven't you shaved this morning?"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Why, ain't I shaved?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "No, you ain't, the sergeant snapped."
},
{
"... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "I've gone and done it now! I left my lunch at home."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "And it's a good thing I did, for the matter of that, because I left my teeth at home, too."
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "So far, so good!"
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Hold on, Sandy! Something fell off--I heard it splash!"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Why, it's yerself, mon, as fell oof!"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "No, Sandy, the master declared stoutly."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "It can't be me--... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Haud on, Sandy! It's gaein' the wrang way!"
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Oh, mumsy, what is she going to do with her old one?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "If everybody else would only do as I do, and stay quietly in their seats till everyone else has gone out, there would not be such a crush at the doors."
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Did it rain?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Rain! John exclaimed."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "It was a deluge, and the lightnin' was blindin' and the thunder was deafenin'. Sure, I never heard the like."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "For ... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "But, for real pleasure, gi'e me Peebles!"
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Who was the first man?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "George Washington, first in war, first in peace, first in the hearts----"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Wrong! Adam was the first man."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Oh! he retorted."
}... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Naw, was the disgusted reply."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "But if I ever love a country agin, you can kick _me_!"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Thou are at rest, until we meet again."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "I'll knock your brains ou... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "I see with my eye organ, I hear with my ear organ, I smell with my nose organ, I eat with my mouth organ, and I feel with my hand organ."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "You seem to have had a good many situations, was the lady's comment as the girl paused."
},
{
... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Thursday is my evenin' off, an' we might go to the movies."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "What! he demanded."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "On me own time?"
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "I imagine that, during all the time you were a slave, your master never invited you to eat at his table."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "No, suh, dat he didn't, replied the old darky."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "My master was a genl'man. He never let ... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Isn't that a very small piece of meat to give to the lions?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "It may seem like a very small piece of meat to you, mum, but it seems like a big piece of meat to the lions, mum."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "I raise you two p... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Madam, what do you call this dear little child?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Ethel,"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Please call her then,"
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "This is pretty good soup--what there is of it."
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "And there's plenty of it--such as it is."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Yes, if you please and"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "No, thank you,"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "I guess I didn't say, 'No, thank you.' I ate everything there was."
... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "No, he answered decisively,"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Ah don't edzakly know, suh, was the reply,"
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "I'm sorry, Ma'am, I seem to have lost your postcard; but it only said Muriel thanked you for the parcel and so did John, and they were both very well, and the children are happy, and she'll give your message to Margery. That'll be your other daughter, I'm thinkin'?"
},
{
... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "All you should do vill pe youst to bray for him, as usual."
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Freckles, he muttered despairingly,"
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "God bless papa! God bless mama! God bless Charlie! Rah! Rah! Rah!"
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "What did you use to open that can, Jim?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Can-opener, of course, the husband grunted."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "What d'ye think I opened it with?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "From the language I heard, I t... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "The most eloquent prayer ever addressed to a Boston audience."
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Amen"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Now let's say 'Little Jack Horner sat in the corner.' I knows it better, Muvver."
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "I just say the little prayer mother taught me--'Now I lay me down to sleep.'"
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "O Lord, save thy servant, our Sovereign Lady, the Queen. Grant that as she grows an old woman, she may become a new man. Strengthen her with Thy blessing that she may live a pure virgin, bringing her sons and daughters to the glory of God. And give her grace that she may go befo... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Send us a Bishop to preach. If you can't send us a Bishop, send us a Sliding Elder. If you can't send a Sliding Elder, send us a Stationary Preacher. If you can't spare him, send us a Circus Eider. If you can't spare him, send us a Locust Preacher. And if you can't send a Locust... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Fifteen feet, six and three-quarter inches,"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "You seem to be very exact in your figures, exclaimed the lawyer sarcastically."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "How does that happen?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "I g... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "It's pretty near time for me to ket a lickin', I guess I'd better sit in it."
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "What is it, popper?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "This is for John, he explained."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "It looks as if it might rain before morning."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Oh, my! he exclaimed."
},
{
"from": "human"... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "The superintendent said something awful nice about me this morning in his prayer."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "And what did he say, dear?"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "He said, 'O Lord, we thank thee for our food and Raymond.'"
},
{
"from": "... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "What of it? he drawled."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Wasn't it his deal?"
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Here, you Zeb! Where've you been all this time?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Why, boss, he explained,"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "I hain't been--I'se gwine!"
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "My man, where did you learn such awful language?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Where did I learn it? the longshoreman repeated."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Huh! I didn't learn it, it's a gift."
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Hell! Then he added hastily:"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "I like to have said."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "And, of course, she vouchsafed,"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Oh, hens! the listener gushed."
},
{
"from": "human",
... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Soak the hands three times a day in dish water while mother rests."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Are you sure this handbag is genuine crocodile skin?"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Absolutely, was the reply."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "I... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "How does John get along with his reading of the Bible?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Oh, bless your reverence, she replied proudly,"
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "And how is Thomas making out with reading his Bible?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Bless you, sir, the wife declared proudly,"
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "But the other time when I came to see you, you insisted I must eat only a very light supper in the evening."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Yes, of course--that shows what great progress the science of medicine is making."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "W... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Discharged--nothing! the husband retorted joyously."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "When he's sobered off, I'll have him take me out and show me where he got it."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "And what is the baby's name?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "But, Sandy, mon, he protested,"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Ye're nae goin' yet, with the evenin' just started?"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Nay, declared the prudent MacTavish,"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "I'm no' goin' yet. But I'm t... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "No, not this afternoon, he replied."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "But why do you ask? Who are you?"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "That doesn't matter, came the voice over the wire."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "It's only that I wish to sen... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "I gotta git home fer maw to spank me,"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Bless my soul! exclaimed the old gentleman,"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "I can't understand your being in such a hurry to be spanked."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "I ain... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "But you must be a little man, and not cry about it. All fathers have to punish their children sometimes."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Huh! my paw ain't like other boys' paws. He plays the bass drum in the band!"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "What is y... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "If your language had been more chaste and refined, you would not have been chased and refined."
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "I'm writing my autobiography."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "With the accent on the 'bi'?"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "No, his friend corrected,"
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "So, bossy; so bossy; so bossy."
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Call me a cab."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "You're a cab, sir."
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "That's all right, declared Choate, smiling."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "If you had been better-looking, I'd have called you a hansom cab."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Can you name an animal that has eyes and cannot see; legs and cannot walk, but ca... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "The answer, he said,"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Yes, the company agreed."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "But how does it jump as high as the Woolworth Building?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "The Woolworth Building, the humorist explained... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Excellent! a listener laughed."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "But how does the squirrel manage to reach the bottom?"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "That, said the other with a grin,"
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "You dum fool, why dont ye git offen the track?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "No, sirree! Ye'd ketch me in a jiffy on thet-thar ploughed ground."
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Maria! and after a pause,"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Maria! and again"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Maria! There followed a few seconds of waiting, and he repeated his call in a peremptory tone,"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Maria!"
... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "That's her! he declared."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "The telephone works fine."
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Brother, he exhorted,"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "It looks as though the Lawd done ruint me."
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "she said severely,"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Yassum, ma'am, replied the old darky earnestly."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "It's all right. Mah wife don' need any watchin'. She'll wuk jes' as hard as if I was dah."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "I lost my kitty, and I went out and called, Come, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Here are some more for you, darling, she announced happily."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Don't hurry. Just do them whenever you have time."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Please, mama, tell me: If I'm a good boy, and I die, and go to heaven, will God g... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "On his way home he found a pocketbook containing a million dollars in gold. Then the young lady consented to marry him. They had a beautiful wedding, and the next day they had twins. Thus you see that Virtue has its own reward."
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Why, Noah, she exclaimed,"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "I am surprised!"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Come over here!"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Come over there? he called back."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Why, it's al... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "I hear the muskrats are undermining the dam,"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "So they be, so they be!"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Hi! there goes one! cried the visitor, pointing."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Shoot! Why don't you shoot, ma... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "It was agreed, he explained,"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "That was a mean trick, one of the auditors asserted sympathetically."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "How much did the supper cost you?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Oh, he explained... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "But the Bill creates new grounds for the dissolution of the marriage bond, which are unknown to the law of Scotland. Cruelty, incurable sanity, or habitual drunkenness are proposed as separate grounds of divorce."
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Oh, that story is such a favorite of mine: the first time I heard it I laughed so hard that I kicked the foot-board off my crib."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "All you say goes in at one ear and out at the other."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "What is t... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Oh, yes, indeed, sir, the servant responded."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "But, you see, sir, it rained yesterday, and it all went."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Is this Rome, ma?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "What day of the week is it, ... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "It don't make a single mite of difference about the clocks. The train goes at four-ten, no matter what."
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "I hope that all twenty-five of you will have a pleasant trip. The soup appeared, and he continued:"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "I sincerely hope that this little assembly of twenty-four will thoroughly enjoy the voyage. I look upon these twenty-two smiling faces as... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Oh, Jimmy, Jimmy, do you love me?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "My darling! he affirmed."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "You know I love you with all my heart and soul--I worship you, I adore you, my precious oontsy-woontsy!"
},
{
"from": "gpt",... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "You have a weak stomach."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Weak? Humph! I guess I can throw as far as anybody on this ship."
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "George, shall I have the steward bring some dinner to you here?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "No,"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "But I wish, my dear, you would ask him to take it on deck and throw it over the rail for me."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "No. The fact is, I found that they accepted certain points to which I could not agree, so I withdrew from communion with them."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "So, then, the clergyman continued,"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "I suppose you and your wife c... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "And I declare, when that rope broke, I just knew I was going to be killed, sure!"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Awake, Psaltery and Harp! I myself will awake right early."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Awake, Peasel Tree an' Ha'ap, I myself will awake a... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "And be sure to have lots of fun,"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Did you have a good time?"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Bully!"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "And lots of fun?"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Oh, yes!"
},
{
... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "It's about the goats! Jenny confessed at last."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "I'm so afraid I am a goat, and so I'll never go to heaven. Oh, I'm so afraid I'm a goat!"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "My dear, the mother assured her weeping child."
},
... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "I'm afraid about the goats."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "But mother has told you that you are a little lamb, and that you must never worry over being a goat."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Yes, mamma, she declared sadly,"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Do you know, Mary, he asked impressively,"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Certainly! the wife snapped."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "You'd have settled right down on a farm in Corsica, and let it run itself."
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "And then, he concluded,"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "And you--what became of you?"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Oh, I, was the reply,"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "You told me that your typewriter was an old maid,"
},
{
"from": "... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "And excuse me if I don't return the call, she vouchsafed."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Myself, I've got no time to go slummin'."
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "How many children have you?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Six,"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "What a big family! You must be sure to look after them properly, and be very careful to keep them clean."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "I'll try t... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "When you want him spanked again, send him to me,"
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Did you come from Miss Bings?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Yes, ma'am,"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "I thought as much!"
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "And now what have you to say?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Please, ma'am, Thomas answered brokenly,"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Miss Bings wants the scissors!"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "It is a matter of record that it took the poet... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "This here are Swum-swum Crick."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "What?"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "This here are Swoovel Crick."
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Waal, some spells it one way, an' some spells it another way; but in my jedgmint thar are no propeer way."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Please, begin again."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "What is your name?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Yo... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "When is you gwine to git married, missy?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "I don't know, mammy, was the thoughtful reply."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Really, I don't think I'll ever get married."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Well, they do s... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "You're not going to shoot the bird while it's walking?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "No, was the firm response;"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "I'll wait till it stops."
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "What do we find in the spring, George?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Why, ma'am, there's a frog, an' a lizard, an' a snake, an' a dead cat, but I didn't put the cat there. It was another boy."
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Oh, oh, tell me, he gasped,"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Tr-tr-tr--"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Triplets! Merciful providence!"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Qu-qu-qu--"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Quadruplets!"
},
{... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Nineteen-six model, limousine so to say, heavy tread, runs on low."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Self-starter?"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "You bet!"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "I am endeavoring to secure new scholars, she explained."
... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Children, I must know who made the world!"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Oh, sir, please, sir, it wasn't me!"
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Ah, well, there is One above Who knows it all."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Yes, she said proudly."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "And William will be down directly to tell us all about it."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Horse Fair"
},
... |
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