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21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "It is the first time, said one,"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "That is so, the other assented."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "The fact leads me to suspect that I am wrong, after all in this matter of the primaries."
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Dear madam, I am so hungry that like Nebuchadnezzar I just had to take to eatin' grass."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Well, well, now ain't that too bad! the woman cried."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "You go right into the back yard--the grass there i... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Alas, madam, the senator declared with a touch of sadness in his voice,"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "What do you mean?"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "We have to seek there in several women the splendid qualities that here are to be found in one."
}
... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Alice Jardine, a married woman, was charged with unlawfully wounding her husband, Charles Jardine, a laborer, by striking him with a pair of tongues."
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "The excitement, he murmured,"
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Did you ever taste any dog-feast stew?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Yes, was the melancholy reply."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "I tasted it twice--once when it went down, and once when it came up."
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Maggie, she inquired serenely,"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "You know it makes little girls homely."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "You must have cried an awful lot when you was young."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Please tell me, James, di... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "When you knock, the butler explained,"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "It's the Lord, my boy!"
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "My God, will you have some cheese?"
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Bridget, do you know anything of my wife's whereabouts?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "No, sor, Bridget answered,"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Sure, I know nothin' but I'm thinkin', sor, it's likely they're in the wash."
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Four weeks ago I was so run down that I could not spank the baby. After taking three bottles of your Elegant Elixir I am now able to thrash my husband in addition to my other housework. God bless you!"
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Where did you come from?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "I can't understand why anybody should want to get out of that civilized country to come and live in this lonesomeness."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Fact was, the man from Iowa explained somberly,... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Now, Letty, if you cry, I'll never take you to the dentist's again."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Mac, I hear ye have fallen in love wi' bonny Kate McAllister."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Weel, Sanders, Mac replied,"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "William Henry, she rebuked him,"
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "How fleet are the hours in your presence, my beloved!"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Don't be silly! the girl chided."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "That's pa setting the clock."
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Why didn't you use the other end of the fork, he demanded,"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "I would have, the farmer answered,"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Them fellers is the Dusenbury twins--ninety-eight year old!"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"val... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Whatever are you trying to do with your doll, Mary?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "I'm just going to put her to bed, mummy, the child replied seriously."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "I've taken off her hair, but I can't get her teeth out."
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "And now, said the Doctor,"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "That I will, Doctor, the woman declared heartily."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "What can it be?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Well, the clergyman explained,"
},
{
"from": "hu... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Son of a gun! Why you no ringa da bell?"
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "I got you! he cried savagely."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Dog gone you! I got you!"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "An' a great git you got!"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Are you guilty, or not guilty?"
},
{
"from": "human",
"v... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Oi'm not superstitious, but Oi thank hivin Oi didn't come home at twelve!"
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "It is very naughty to tell untruths, Kitty. Those who do so, never go to heaven."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Don't you ever tell an untruth, Mummy?"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "No, dear--never."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Well, you'l... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "The lady lecturer on dress wore nothing that was remarkable."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "The lady lecturer on dress wore nothing. That was remarkable."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "See the pale martyr in his sheet of fire."
},
{
"from": "gpt... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "But it's a good thing, your ladyship, that it wasn't the cow."
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Is that all, my daughter?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Then, my daughter, the confessor bade her,"
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Victory, is ut? he said,"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Thin, begorra, Oi'd loike to see the other fellow."
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "We are but two helpless women, they said in effect,"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Now, now, you girls--you mind your own business. War is war."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "How do countries come to go to war?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": ... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "You'll think of me every single minute when you're in those stupid old trenches!"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Every minute,"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "And you'll kiss my picture every night."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Twice a night... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "I do hope, he said wearily,"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "What's the news this mawnin', Jedge?"
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Our country has declared war against Spain."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "They shohly done picked a fine day fer it."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "What, she wanted to know,"
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "I look worse than I thought for. Whatever will Sarah Ann say!"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "And then, just as Frank and the widow started up the aisle to the altar, every light in the church went out."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "And what did the cou... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Dear John, the widow questioned eagerly,"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "I am very happy,"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Happier than you were on earth with me?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Yes, John asserted,"
},
{
"from": "human",... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Shut up yourself! she retorted in high indignation."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "If you had buried two husbands who had served in the war, you would be hurrahing, too."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Who was Cain's wife?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Once, I was shipwrecked on the coast of South America, and there I came across a tribe of wild women, who had no tongues."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Mercy! exclaimed all the fair listeners with one voice."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "But they coul... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "We had roast pork for dinner and the Doctor, who carved, held up a rib on his fork, and said: 'Here, ladies, is what Mother Eve was made of.'"
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "The teacher told us how God made the first man and the first woman. He made the man first. But the man was very lonely with nobody to talk to him. So God put the man to sleep. And while the man was asleep, God took out his brains, and made a woman of them."
},
{
"from": ... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Above all things, he said,"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Yes, dear. I thought I'd buy you something you'd never think of buying for yourself."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Yes, dear, and you have succeeded."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "I... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Did ye ivir meet my bruther Dennis? asked Pat."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "He has just won a gold medal in a foot race."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Bedad, replied Mike."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Sure, an' thot's foine. But did I i... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "I'm sorry it happened, she said grudgingly,"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Well, replied her victim angrily,"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "I'm not a novice myself. I've been walking for fifty-seven years."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "No, ... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Say, Guv, I hope when I am as old as you are, I'll know more than you do."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "I'll go you one better, my boy, the father replied."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "I hope that when you are that old you will know as much as you th... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Is that me?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Yes, madam,"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "And is it like me?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Yes, madam; it's a speaking likeness."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Aweel! she said, resig... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Madam, he asked,"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Certainly! she replied."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "What else should I be doing?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Well, madam, I thought perhaps you were taking an inventory!"
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "You Never Can Tell,"
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Esprit de Corps"
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "And do you suppose he will remember me?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Remember you? Why, he remembers every face that he ever saw."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "And do you remember me, my little man?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Course I... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Dad, who was Mozart?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Good gracious, boy! You don't know that! indignantly returned his parent."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Go and read your Shakespeare."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "The chief objection we ... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "You say that you heard both shots fired?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Yes, sir."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "How near were you to the scene of the affair?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "At the time the first shot was fired I was about tw... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Oi was just thinkun', he said, pulling himself together,"
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "The year I have reference to, said one of the old-timers,"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Can't this case be settled out of court?"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Sure, sure; that's what we were trying to do, your honor, when the police interfered."
},
... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "What--who? stammered the professor absently."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Why interrupt me--isn't my wife at home?"
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "I should like to have a glass of water on my table, if you please,"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "To drink?"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Oh, no, was the sarcastic retort,"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Mac, he said,"
},
{
"from": "... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "I beg your pardon, sir, may I ask what medium you paint with?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Brains,"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Oh, indeed! That accounts for its fogginess,"
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Will those who wish to be married to-day please come forward?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "I hear that you had an actor employed on your farm."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Yes, and he's a fairly good actor, too. Why, I thought he was working the las... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "When I was a boy my highest ambition was to be a pirate."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "You're in luck. It isn't every man who can realise the dreams of his youth."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Oh, you fancy yourself very wise, I dare say; but I could ... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Did you have a good night's rest?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Well, no, I didn't, she replied."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "The room was all right, and the bed was pretty. But I couldn't sleep very much, for I was afraid someone would want to take ... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Are you not afraid that someone will marry you for your money?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Oh! dear, no, smiled the girl."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Such an idea never entered my head!"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Ah! Miss Liscombe,... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Er--have you kissed the bride?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Not lately,"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Why did you take Meyerbeer off the dinner card?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "People kept thinking it was something to drink."
},
{... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Why, Sarah, said her mistress,"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Sarah drew herself up and said in tones of dignity,"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Don't you s'pose I wants dem niggahs to see dat I'se got on gloves?"
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Ah, there are some of your family on the veranda. The girl in short dresses is your daughter, the young man in riding breeches is your son, and the woman in the teagown is your charming wife. Said the host:"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "No, you are all wrong. The gi... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "How soon can you cut my hair?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Bill, said the barber, addressing his errand boy,"
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Think of those Spaniards going 3,000 miles on a galleon!"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Aw, forget it. Yuh can't believe all yuh hear about them foreign cars."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Ain't this just like hell?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"va... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "The doctor has ordered her to the seashore. Now they're having a consultation."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Of doctors?"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Of dressmakers."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "You discharged your office boy?"
},
{... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "What's the name of this wheel?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "That is the Belvedere,"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Can you recommend the Belva?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "What this country needs is more production."
},
{
"from":... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Did you ever see such an ugly nose?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Pardon me, ladies, said the gentleman."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "It is my brother who is deaf."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "I am a practical farmer, he said, boastfull... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Oh, Lord, he groaned,"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "I hope that's blood!"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Do you know, Miss F., if I had my way, I'd put every woman in jail!"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Why, Mr. Graham, I'm surprised. I did... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Well, if I were you, said the operator,"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "I'd think twice before I married the girl who kept me waiting for an answer so long."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Na, Na? said the Scot."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Well, Mr. Simson, he said,"
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Splendid! lied Simson bravely,"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "he added, in a burst of confidence,"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Oh! exclaimed the vicar,"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Why, they lived happy ever after."
},
{
"from": ... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "How is old Mr. Jones? he inquired."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Will I be likely to see him to-day?"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "You'll never see Mr. Jones again, said the minister."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "He has gone to heaven."
... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Good morning, Father,"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Hush, he ain't no father, said the other,"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Why can't we be married right away, Elsie?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Oh, I can't bear to leave father alone ju... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "You've kept me workin' every night till 9 o'clock for three nights runnin' now, and I'm worn out, Mr. Brown. I ain't no machine. I can't go forever. His boss gave a hard laugh."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Wrong! he said."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value":... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "You've stolen no chickens?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "No, sah."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Have you stolen any geese?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "No, sah."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Any turkeys?"
},
{
"fro... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Never mind, my man, you'll soon be all right. Keep on smiling; that's the way in the world."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "I shall never smile again,"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Nonsense!"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "There ain't no nons... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "No, no! Square toes--must have square toes,"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "But, sir, everybody is wearing shoes with pointed toes. They are fashionable this season."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "I'm sorry, said the stout man gravely, as he got up and p... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Yim Yonson say he vill pay ven he sells his hogs. Yim Olson he vill pay ven he sell his wheat and Bill Pack say he vill pay in Yanuary."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Well, said the boss,"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Vell, aye tank so, said the clerk,... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Well, he growled,"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "You are in no danger, sir, she said."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "I am a Jewess."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "One thing suah, he ruminated."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "If ... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Jock, there's a fly in yer parritch."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "That disna' matter, replied Jock gloomily,"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "What do ye mean? he asked angrily;"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Oh, replied Jock still more gloom... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Look here, my man, said the commanding officer to the farmer who brought the accusation,"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "No, I won't do that, replied the farmer,"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "That's not enough to convict a man, retorted the C. O., consi... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "If ye was half a man ye would have helped me up."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Shure, ma'am, if ye was half a woman I would!"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Yes, proudly announced the ex-captain, who is manager of a new seaside hotel,"
},
{
"fro... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "No,"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "I thought you said it wasn't deep?"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "It isn't, was the reply;"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Look here, began the youth, as he entered a butcher's shop, and displayed two lovely... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Look here, he said, handing back the cash,"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "I'll make you a present of the beef. Now tell me all about the fight."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Do you know anything about palmistry, Herbert?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Get out of there quick if you want anything to eat."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Thanks very much, said the new hand,"
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "He's given me such a fearful telling-off, said one;"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Pooh! Don't cry, you little silly. You've got to manage him. When you've been here six weeks, like I have, you'll jolly well tell him to buy a copy of 'Where's Which,' and find his old... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "What kind of a car do you own?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "A Packard,"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "All right, said St. Peter,"
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "What kind of a car do you own?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "A Ford,"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "You just think you own a car. You go over there with the Christian Scientists."
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Pa, what's an actor?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "An actor, my boy, is a person who can walk to the side of a stage, peer into the wings at a group of other actors waiting for their cues, a number of bored stage hands, and a lot of theatrical odds and ends, and exc... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Me no likee that; I takee cheapee watch,"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Never mind, my tear, said he, with a smile;"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Are all flowers popular?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "No, ma'am,"
},
{
"from": "huma... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "We haven't any eggs, sorr, she replied; then, after a moment's reflection,"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Kate talks so outrageously. Yesterday she actually told me I was nothing but a hopeless old maid."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "That's pretty fran... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Doctor, he asked, anxiously."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "When this hand of mine heals, will I be able to play the piano?"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Certainly you will,"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Then you're a wonder, doctor. I nev... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "What's this goat's destination, Uncle?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Suh?"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "I say, what's his destination? Where's he going?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Dat ornery goat! he exploded wrathfully."
},
{
... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Yes'm; when it is a cold day, I can see the smoke."
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "It will make a better picture if you put your hand on your father's shoulder."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "H'm, said the father,"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "I think it would take an inch auger to put a joke into a Scotsman's head."
},
{
"fr... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Say, doctor! Hoo's beez-ness wi' ye the noo?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Oh, feyr, feyr!"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "A s'pose ye've a deal o' prescribin' tae dae fer coolds an' sair throats?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Ay!"
},
{... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "You thought a great deal of him, I suppose?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Thought a great deal of him? I should think I did. There was a true friend. He never asked me to lend him a cent, though I knew well enough he was starving to death."
}
] |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "How much is it, uncle?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Yo' say how much? Jest whatever yo' say, missus."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Oh, but I would rather you'd say how much,"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Yas, ma'am! But, ma'am, Ah'd rath... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Daughter, said the old man, sternly,"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "I positively forbid you marrying this young scapegrace! He is an inveterate poker player!"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "But, papa, tearfully protested Alicia Hortense,"
},
{
"f... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Oh, I just love this chocolate cake! she exclaimed."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "It's awfully nice."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Muriel, dear, corrected her governess,"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "I like chocolate cake; it is very good... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Please, I've broken your window, he said,"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "That'll be three shillings, mum."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Three shillings! gasped the woman."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "But your son broke it. The little fell... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Oh, dear! oh, dear! moaned wifey in tears."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "I wish I'd taken poor mother's advice, and never married you!"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Did your mother try to stop you marrying me?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value":... |
21084 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Nigger, how come you don't watch where you throws dat coal? You done hit me smack on de haid."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Did I hit you?"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "You sho' did, came the answer."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "And I je... |
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