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1,100
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It was two-tired.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
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1,101
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I'll meet you at the corner.
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What did one wall say to the other wall?
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1,102
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Frostbite.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
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1,103
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For holding up a pair of pants!
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Why was the belt arrested?
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1,104
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A stick.
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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
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1,105
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Because they make up everything.
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Why don't scientists trust atoms?
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1,106
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Supplies!
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
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1,107
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Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?
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1,108
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DINO-mite!
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What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with fireworks?
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1,109
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A stick.
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What's brown and sticky?
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1,110
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Because every play has a cast.
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Why do we tell actors to 'break a leg'?
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1,111
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Igloos it together.
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How does a penguin build its house?
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1,112
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A king fish.
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What do you call a fish wearing a crown?
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1,113
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It was too tired.
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Why did the bicycle fall over?
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1,114
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A receding hare-line.
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What do you call a line of rabbits jumping backwards?
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1,115
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Because it had too many problems.
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Why was the math book sad?
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1,116
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Boo-berry pie.
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What's a ghost's favorite dessert?
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1,117
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Because he was always spotted.
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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
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1,118
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A labracadabrador.
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What do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?
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1,119
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Because some relationships don't work out.
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Why don't some couples go to the gym?
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1,120
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Nice belt!
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What did the zero say to the eight?
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1,121
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A satisfactory.
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What do you call a factory that makes okay products?
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1,122
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Because they use honeycombs.
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Why do bees have sticky hair?
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1,123
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An irrelephant.
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What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?
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1,124
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You planet.
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How do you organize a space party?
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1,125
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A cat-astrophe.
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What do you call a group of unorganized cats?
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1,126
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Because it felt crummy.
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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
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1,127
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Spoiled milk.
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What do you get from a pampered cow?
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1,128
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For holding up a pair of pants.
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Why was the belt arrested?
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1,129
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Tooth-hurty.
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What's the best time to go to the dentist?
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1,130
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An investi-gator.
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What do you call an alligator detective?
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1,131
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Because it saw the salad dressing.
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Why did the tomato turn red?
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1,132
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A palm tree.
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What kind of tree fits in your hand?
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1,133
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An impasta.
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What do you call a fake noodle?
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1,134
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Because it lost its bearings.
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Why couldn't the bicycle find its way home?
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1,135
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An abdominal snowman.
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What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
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1,136
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In case he got a hole in one.
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Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
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1,137
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A meowtain.
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What do you call a pile of cats?
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1,138
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Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
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1,139
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B.
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What do you call a bear with no ears?
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1,140
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Because then it would be a foot.
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Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
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1,141
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A piano.
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What has keys but can't open locks?
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1,142
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Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?
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1,143
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You boil the hell out of it.
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How do you make holy water?
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1,144
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Tweethearts.
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What do you call two birds in love?
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1,145
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They don't have the guts.
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Why don't skeletons fight each other?
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1,146
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Frostbite.
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What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
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1,147
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A dino-snore.
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What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
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1,148
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Because it was two-tired.
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Why did the bicycle fall over?
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1,149
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Dam.
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What did the fish say when it hit the wall?
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1,150
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Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans.
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Why do chicken coops only have two doors?
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1,151
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A satisfactory.
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What do you call a factory that sells passable products?
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1,152
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It got mugged.
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Why did the coffee file a police report?
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1,153
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A waist of time.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?
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1,154
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Because his father was a wafer so long.
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Why did the cookie cry?
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1,155
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Roberto.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
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1,156
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Because he got a hole in one.
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Why did the golfer change his pants?
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1,157
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A labracadabrador.
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What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?
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1,158
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Nacho cheese.
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What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
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1,159
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A puddle.
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What do you call a snowman in July?
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1,160
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Because it had too many problems.
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Why was the math book sad?
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1,161
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Frostbite.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?
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1,162
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So he could have sweet dreams.
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Why did the boy sprinkle sugar on his pillow before he went to sleep?
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1,163
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Bare-foot.
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What do you call a bear with no socks on?
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1,164
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A lemonaut.
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What do you call a lemon that’s an astronaut?
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1,165
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Because they might peel.
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Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?
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1,166
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A stick.
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What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?
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1,167
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Because they are shellfish.
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Why don’t oysters donate to charity?
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