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1,000
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In case he got a hole in one.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
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1,001
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Climb a tree and act like a nut.
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How do you catch a squirrel?
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1,002
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An investigator.
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?
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1,003
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Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?
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1,004
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A father fish.
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What do you call a fish with two knees?
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1,005
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Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans.
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Why do chicken coops only have two doors?
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1,006
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A bulldozer.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?
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1,007
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He let out a little wine.
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What did the grape do when he got stepped on?
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1,008
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In case he got a hole in one.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
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1,009
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An impasta.
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What do you call fake spaghetti?
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1,010
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You put a little boogie in it.
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How do you make a tissue dance?
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1,011
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A carrot.
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What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
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1,012
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Stay here; I'm going on ahead.
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What did one hat say to the other?
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1,013
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Because it was framed.
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Why did the picture go to jail?
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1,014
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Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?
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1,015
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They'd crack each other up.
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Why don't eggs tell jokes?
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1,016
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An abdominal snowman.
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What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
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1,017
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Because it saw the salad dressing.
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Why did the tomato turn red?
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1,018
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A gummy bear.
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What do you call a bear with no teeth?
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1,019
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They don't have the guts.
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Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?
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1,020
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A cornfield.
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What has ears but cannot hear?
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1,021
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Bison.
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What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?
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1,022
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A meowtain.
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What do you call a pile of cats?
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1,023
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Because it had too many problems.
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Why was the math book sad?
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1,024
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A waist of time.
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What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
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1,025
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In case he got a hole in one.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
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1,026
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Climb a tree and act like a nut.
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How do you catch a squirrel?
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1,027
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An investigator.
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?
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1,028
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Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?
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1,029
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A tunee fish.
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What do you call a fish with two knees?
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1,030
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Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans.
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Why do chicken coops only have two doors?
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1,031
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A bulldozer.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?
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1,032
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He let out a little wine.
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What did the grape do when he got stepped on?
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1,033
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In case he got a hole in one.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
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1,034
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An impasta.
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What do you call fake spaghetti?
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1,035
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You put a little boogie in it.
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How do you make a tissue dance?
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1,036
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A carrot.
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What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
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1,037
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Stay here; I'm going on ahead.
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What did one hat say to the other?
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1,038
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Because it was framed.
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Why did the picture go to jail?
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1,039
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Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?
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1,040
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They'd crack each other up.
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Why don't eggs tell jokes?
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1,041
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An abdominal snowman.
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What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
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1,042
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Because it saw the salad dressing.
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Why did the tomato turn red?
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1,043
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A gummy bear.
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What do you call a bear with no teeth?
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1,044
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They don't have the guts.
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Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?
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1,045
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A cornfield.
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What has ears but cannot hear?
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1,046
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Bison.
|
What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?
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1,047
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A meowtain.
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What do you call a pile of cats?
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1,048
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Because it had too many problems.
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Why was the math book sad?
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1,049
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A waist of time.
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What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
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1,050
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In case he got a hole in one.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
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1,051
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Climb a tree and act like a nut.
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How do you catch a squirrel?
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1,052
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An investigator.
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?
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1,053
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Because he was outstanding in his field.
|
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
|
1,054
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A tunee fish.
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What do you call a fish with two knees?
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1,055
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Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans.
|
Why do chicken coops only have two doors?
|
1,056
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A bulldozer.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?
|
1,057
|
He let out a little wine.
|
What did the grape do when he got stepped on?
|
1,058
|
In case he got a hole in one.
|
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
|
1,059
|
An impasta.
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What do you call fake spaghetti?
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1,060
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You put a little boogie in it.
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How do you make a tissue dance?
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1,061
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A carrot.
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What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
|
1,062
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Stay here; I'm going on ahead.
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What did one hat say to the other?
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1,063
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Because it was framed.
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Why did the picture go to jail?
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1,064
|
Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
|
What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?
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1,065
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They'd crack each other up.
|
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
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1,066
|
An abdominal snowman.
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What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
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1,067
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Because it saw the salad dressing.
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Why did the tomato turn red?
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1,068
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A gummy bear.
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What do you call a bear with no teeth?
|
1,069
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They don't have the guts.
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Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?
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1,070
|
A cornfield.
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What has ears but cannot hear?
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1,071
|
Bison.
|
What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?
|
1,072
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A meowtain.
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What do you call a pile of cats?
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1,073
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Because it had too many problems.
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Why was the math book sad?
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1,074
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A waist of time.
|
What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
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1,075
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In case he got a hole in one.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
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1,076
|
Climb a tree and act like a nut.
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How do you catch a squirrel?
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1,077
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An investigator.
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?
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1,078
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Because he was outstanding in his field.
|
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
|
1,079
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A tunee fish.
|
What do you call a fish with two knees?
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1,080
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Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans.
|
Why do chicken coops only have two doors?
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1,081
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A bulldozer.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?
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1,082
|
He let out a little wine.
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What did the grape do when he got stepped on?
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1,083
|
In case he got a hole in one.
|
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
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1,084
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An impasta.
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What do you call fake spaghetti?
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1,085
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You put a little boogie in it.
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How do you make a tissue dance?
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1,086
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A carrot.
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What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
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1,087
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Stay here; I'm going on ahead.
|
What did one hat say to the other?
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1,088
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Because it was framed.
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Why did the picture go to jail?
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1,089
|
Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
|
What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?
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1,090
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They'd crack each other up.
|
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
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1,091
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An abdominal snowman.
|
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
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1,092
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Because it saw the salad dressing.
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Why did the tomato turn red?
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1,093
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A gummy bear.
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What do you call a bear with no teeth?
|
1,094
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They don't have the guts.
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Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?
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1,095
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A cornfield.
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What has ears but cannot hear?
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1,096
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Bison.
|
did the buffalo say when his son left for college?
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1,097
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Ian.
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What do you call a magician who loses his magic?
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1,098
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Because she will let it go.
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Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
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1,099
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Nacho cheese.
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
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