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89,900 | The victim noticed an electronic device with wires attached to Jenkins’ penis and called police. | The victim noticed an electronic device with wires | attached to Jenkins’ penis and called police. |
89,901 | If a woman doesn’t want men staring at her tits or grabbing her ass, then she should cover up! | If a woman doesn’t want men staring at her tits | or grabbing her ass, then she should cover up! |
89,902 | Welcome to another… god damn it… episode of… son of a… Retrograde where this week… oh, what the… the team take on the stupidly difficult… jump you idiot… Mega-Man! | Welcome to another… god damn it… episode of… son of a… Retrograde where this week… | oh, what the… the team take on the stupidly difficult… jump you idiot… Mega-Man! |
89,903 | What are the largest erect penis sizes on average around the world? | What are the largest erect penis | sizes on average around the world? |
89,904 | Sloths spend more than 70 per cent of their time resting and move incredibly slowly, which means they’re often dismissed as lazy and stupid. | Sloths spend more than 70 per cent of their time resting and move | incredibly slowly, which means they’re often dismissed as lazy and stupid. |
89,905 | Years after his successful television career has dried up, stand-up comedian Bruce Madsen finds himself stuck in the torture chamber called “the road,” battling nickel-and-dime club owners, horrible emcees and idiotic TSA agents. | Years after his successful television career has dried up, stand-up comedian Bruce Madsen finds himself stuck in the torture | chamber called “the road,” battling nickel-and-dime club owners, horrible emcees and idiotic TSA agents. |
89,906 | Then I remember, you always end up fucking my roommate, who'll never talk to you again. | Then I remember, you always end up fucking my | roommate, who'll never talk to you again. |
89,907 | http://igoralexander.wordpress.com/ __________________The jewish tribe is the cancer of human history. | http://igoralexander.wordpress.com/ _____________ | _____The jewish tribe is the cancer of human history. |
89,908 | Yeah, he’s an asshole, he’s on drugs and people don’t like him, but the vast majority of MMA fighters are assholes, on drugs and people don’t like them. | Yeah, he’s an asshole, he’s on drugs and people don’t like him, | but the vast majority of MMA fighters are assholes, on drugs and people don’t like them. |
89,909 | Actually, it probably won't do that, but it's fun to see a man who hates gay people and porn (and just about everything else that is fun and decent in modern American society) with his nose made out of an anal sex scene. | Actually, it probably won't do that, but it's fun to see a man who hates gay people and porn (and | just about everything else that is fun and decent in modern American society) with his nose made out of an anal sex scene. |
89,910 | On COPS, blacks are under-represented as the criminal offenders, compared to real numbers in society. | On COPS, blacks are under-represented as the | criminal offenders, compared to real numbers in society. |
89,911 | Suddenly, you hear someone pounding on your door and then a woman screaming that she’s been raped. | Suddenly, you hear someone pounding on your door and | then a woman screaming that she’s been raped. |
89,912 | An F# newbie using SQLite Like I said in a tweet on Friday, I'm guessing everybody's first 10,000 lines of F# are crap. | An F# newbie using SQLite Like I said in a tweet on Friday | , I'm guessing everybody's first 10,000 lines of F# are crap. |
89,913 | The Roar Zone is one of the fiercest students sections in the nation, rivaling the passion of football games’ and beating them in unique chants (“I wanna know…why you suck so bad!”). | The Roar Zone is one of the fiercest students sections in the nation, rivaling the passion of football games’ | and beating them in unique chants (“I wanna know…why you suck so bad!”). |
89,914 | This “hot take” on the election over at The Hill really may be the most idiotic and maddening one yet. | This “hot take” on the election over at The | Hill really may be the most idiotic and maddening one yet. |
89,915 | But this is a stupid decision from the standpoint of building on the economic recovery and securing tax receipts. | But this is a stupid decision from the standpoint of | building on the economic recovery and securing tax receipts. |
89,916 | “I did try and fuck her,” Trump can be heard saying to Bush, referring to an unnamed woman. | “I did try and fuck her,” Trump can | be heard saying to Bush, referring to an unnamed woman. |
89,917 | Just squint at your opponent and growl, "Don't make me go all Boies-Olson on yer ass." | Just squint at your opponent and growl, "Don't | make me go all Boies-Olson on yer ass." |
89,918 | Louis, unhappy that blacks are not allowed to murder police officers, are now burning American flags as they riot in the city. | Louis, unhappy that blacks are not allowed to murder police officers | , are now burning American flags as they riot in the city. |
89,919 | Christians have become frightened to visit the Holy Trinity church as newcomers are reported to yell loudly and smash liquor bottles during services, masturbate in the pews and urinate and defecate both inside and in the church grounds. | Christians have become frightened to visit the Holy Trinity church as newcomers are reported to yell loudly and smash liquor | bottles during services, masturbate in the pews and urinate and defecate both inside and in the church grounds. |
89,920 | “You and your entire family and your children should all die and burn in hell along with the rest of Israel,” they continued, hassling the Hanans until police arrived. | “You and your entire family and your children should all die and burn in hell along | with the rest of Israel,” they continued, hassling the Hanans until police arrived. |
89,921 | That type of commitment to giving no fucks has produced some of the most delightfully bizarre programming on television. | That type of commitment to giving no fucks has produced | some of the most delightfully bizarre programming on television. |
89,922 | In their minds, if you’re a gay Republican or a gay Trump supporter, there must be something wrong with you. | In their minds, if you’re a gay Republican or a | gay Trump supporter, there must be something wrong with you. |
89,923 | Doctors and nurses working in a gynaecology department in Macedonia were fined after they celebrated the Orthodox Christian New Year with cupcakes decorated to look like vaginas | Doctors and nurses working in a gynaecology department in Macedonia were fined after | they celebrated the Orthodox Christian New Year with cupcakes decorated to look like vaginas |
89,924 | While important and a great experience, here are a few of our favorite reasons why campaigning sucks. | While important and a great experience, here are | a few of our favorite reasons why campaigning sucks. |
89,925 | From homicidal testicle squeezing to all out penis chomping it seems that male genitalia is not just not safe in China. | From homicidal testicle squeezing to all out penis chomping it seems | that male genitalia is not just not safe in China. |
89,926 | "If you had any outcome on the game I'd fuckin ' go with you, but you don't!" | "If you had any outcome on the game I'd | fuckin ' go with you, but you don't!" |
89,927 | As the phones were significantly underpowered and most (if not all) of them had shitty battery life anyway. | As the phones were significantly underpowered and most (if | not all) of them had shitty battery life anyway. |
89,928 | It’s so fucking frustrating. I might say something to my teacher because it was just intolerable. | It’s so fucking frustrating. I might say | something to my teacher because it was just intolerable. |
89,929 | Okay, I know Pre-K is rough because those little rug rats will kill you and then eat you. | Okay, I know Pre-K is rough because those | little rug rats will kill you and then eat you. |
89,930 | A few minutes later, Yahtzee explains that "every individual element" of the game "could make your girlfriend legitimately call you a sad bastard," creating a sense of shame in the audience. | A few minutes later, Yahtzee explains that "every individual element" of the game "could make | your girlfriend legitimately call you a sad bastard," creating a sense of shame in the audience. |
89,931 | Sure, there are many that would prefer to book a glamour model escort that has the body of a model, thin and curve-less, but today, we’re going to talk about the ones that are into voluptuous shapes and big breasts. | Sure, there are many that would prefer to book a glamour model escort that has the body of a model, thin and | curve-less, but today, we’re going to talk about the ones that are into voluptuous shapes and big breasts. |
89,932 | Ok, we already know that it is a reality that a lot of people do not know what the fuck Calisthenics is. | Ok, we already know that it is a reality that a | lot of people do not know what the fuck Calisthenics is. |
89,933 | Information gets filtered through several layers of idiots while people die waiting for the head idiot to make a decision. | Information gets filtered through several layers of idiots while people | die waiting for the head idiot to make a decision. |
89,934 | The other idiot would have been on a yacht with his owners and Oprah, toasting George Soros. | The other idiot would have been on a yacht | with his owners and Oprah, toasting George Soros. |
89,935 | Two other city officials were suspended over the racist emails, one of which likened Barack Obama to a chimpanzee. | Two other city officials were suspended over the racist emails | , one of which likened Barack Obama to a chimpanzee. |
89,936 | The people who watch it closely, know about the conspiracy these TV channels have hatched, i.e, of running advertisements at the same times so that we all end up watching the same re-runs of mind numbingly idiotic ads. | The people who watch it closely, know about the conspiracy these TV channels have hatched, i.e, of running advertisements | at the same times so that we all end up watching the same re-runs of mind numbingly idiotic ads. |
89,937 | But in that time the poop was “fresh, unseasoned, wet, raw manure. | But in that time the poop was “ | fresh, unseasoned, wet, raw manure. |
89,938 | "Obama, get out of the gutter, wash your mouth out with soap and grow up." | "Obama, get out of the gutter, wash | your mouth out with soap and grow up." |
89,939 | We’ve got a (tentative, vague) date for the next volume of Scott Lynch’s Gentlemen Bastards sequence, The Thorn of Emberlain. | We’ve got a (tentative, vague) date for the next | volume of Scott Lynch’s Gentlemen Bastards sequence, The Thorn of Emberlain. |
89,940 | This situation, all of his friends in one room making music and talking shit—this was Yachty’s dream. | This situation, all of his friends in one room making | music and talking shit—this was Yachty’s dream. |
89,941 | This combination has pretty much killed progress on th8s damn project. | This combination has pretty much killed | progress on th8s damn project. |
89,942 | The researchers concluded their statement by detailing plans to grow a human ear on the subject’s back, but “only if he’s into that kind of shit.” | The researchers concluded their statement by detailing plans to grow a human ear on the subject | ’s back, but “only if he’s into that kind of shit.” |
89,943 | And, of course, there’s the way I can tell tales of my past accomplishments to the youngsters I train, while still subtly letting them know the old man could still whoop their ass (provided someone would just give me a hand to get up first!) | And, of course, there’s the way I can tell tales of my past accomplishments to the youngsters I train, while still subtly | letting them know the old man could still whoop their ass (provided someone would just give me a hand to get up first!) |
89,944 | “By posting the results online, I’m ‘less’ likely to throw down a big pile of ass-shit even though most of the time I still do because I suck ass.” | “By posting the results online, I’m ‘less’ likely to throw down a big pile | of ass-shit even though most of the time I still do because I suck ass.” |
89,945 | You've got a week and a bit to get your shit together, otherwise I'm blowing the airport sky high!!" | You've got a week and a bit to get your shit | together, otherwise I'm blowing the airport sky high!!" |
89,946 | Gibson had one particular film in his cross hairs: the critically unloved Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, which he called “a piece of shit”. | Gibson had one particular film in his cross hairs: the critically unloved Batman v | Superman: Dawn of Justice, which he called “a piece of shit”. |
89,947 | “I think that GLORY, it’s a pretty dog-shit promotion and they treat their fighters horribly,” Schilling told BloodyElbow.com’s The MMA Circus. | “I think that GLORY, it’s a pretty dog-shit promotion and | they treat their fighters horribly,” Schilling told BloodyElbow.com’s The MMA Circus. |
89,948 | "Furthermore, it'll strip thousands of Canadians of the right to use the internet under the idiotic three-strikes-you're-out policy." | "Furthermore, it'll strip thousands of Canadians of the right to use | the internet under the idiotic three-strikes-you're-out policy." |
89,949 | This week they showed their true colors (red, just not the red idiot journalists use on their maps). | This week they showed their true colors (red, just | not the red idiot journalists use on their maps). |
89,950 | I tend to blame the fans of bad shit before I’d blame the creators of said bad shit. | I tend to blame the fans of bad shit before | I’d blame the creators of said bad shit. |
89,951 | His prayers to "annihilate all the Jews," to "destroy the [Palestinian] Authority of shame and disgrace," and to "destroy the rulers of the wicked [Muslim] mini-states" were answered by cries of "amen." | His prayers to "annihilate all the Jews," to "destroy the [Palestinian] Authority of shame and disgrace," | and to "destroy the rulers of the wicked [Muslim] mini-states" were answered by cries of "amen." |
89,952 | That's because that single mom is going to pay basically nothing in taxes, you blithering idiot. https://t.co/3pC13hj70m — Allie Stuckey (@conservmillen) November 29, 2017 | That's because that single mom is going to pay basically nothing in taxes, | you blithering idiot. https://t.co/3pC13hj70m — Allie Stuckey (@conservmillen) November 29, 2017 |
89,953 | The court heard that when the baby's stunned mother confronted Abdulla, he told her to 'shut the f*** up' and walked off. | The court heard that when the baby's stunned mother confronted Abdulla, he told | her to 'shut the f*** up' and walked off. |
89,954 | But sure, LSU. Let’s go back to the good ol’ days. To the days when we fucking sucked. That’s definitely better than not quite being the best. | But sure, LSU. Let’s go back to the good ol’ days. To the | days when we fucking sucked. That’s definitely better than not quite being the best. |
89,955 | "Shit" (song), the third single from the album Honest by American rapper Future | "Shit" (song), the third | single from the album Honest by American rapper Future |
89,956 | I was making diddly shit, just enough to cover the bills and keep my kids' bellies full. | I was making diddly shit, just enough to cover | the bills and keep my kids' bellies full. |
89,957 | Even if your penis doesn't work anymore (the add is for curing male distinction). — Lenachka (@ellekene) September 13, 2017 | Even if your penis doesn't work anymore (the add is for | curing male distinction). — Lenachka (@ellekene) September 13, 2017 |
89,958 | “I can at least go back to see who the fuck I am when I’m normal for a second. | “I can at least go back to see who the | fuck I am when I’m normal for a second. |
89,959 | He also has the pierced junk of... someone with their junk pierced. | He also has the pierced junk of | ... someone with their junk pierced. |
89,960 | This is from one computer addict to another, stop treating your back like s***. | This is from one computer addict to another, | stop treating your back like s***. |
89,961 | Parker continues: “An idiot is suicidal in a certain way, definitely self-defeating, for the idiot does not know that privacy and individual autonomy are entirely dependent on the community.” | Parker continues: “An idiot is suicidal in a certain way, definitely self-defeating, | for the idiot does not know that privacy and individual autonomy are entirely dependent on the community.” |
89,962 | Alternative facts are going to revive rap music from the grave where it’s currently buried and return the culture to its original four elements: guns, bling, bitches and spamming bloggers with DatPiff links. | Alternative facts are going to revive rap music from the grave where it’s currently buried and return the | culture to its original four elements: guns, bling, bitches and spamming bloggers with DatPiff links. |
89,963 | It opens with 15 men in orange jumpsuits standing around a black Islamic State flag. | It opens with 15 men in orange jumpsuits | standing around a black Islamic State flag. |
89,964 | It also cited a recent show where one of the band members shoved a dildo up his rectum while on stage. | It also cited a recent show where one of the band | members shoved a dildo up his rectum while on stage. |
89,965 | Certainly no, and we are very happy to chase away such idiots from our Zongo communities,” the cleric added. | Certainly no, and we are very happy to chase away | such idiots from our Zongo communities,” the cleric added. |
89,966 | At a Cyberne show, the only thing you can be assured of is that their performance will blow your brain clean out of your skull, rooting you to the spot, jaw hanging open, and trickles of blood coming out of both ears. | At a Cyberne show, the only thing you can be assured of is that their performance will blow your brain clean out | of your skull, rooting you to the spot, jaw hanging open, and trickles of blood coming out of both ears. |
89,967 | He glanced at his phone, then, seemingly unaware that his microphone was still turned on, muttered, “Like I don’t have enough fucking problems.” | He glanced at his phone, then, seemingly unaware that his microphone was still | turned on, muttered, “Like I don’t have enough fucking problems.” |
89,968 | It involves having his wife beheaded, his two daughters raped and killed, and then having his penis cut off. | It involves having his wife beheaded, his two daughters raped | and killed, and then having his penis cut off. |
89,969 | Seems those greedy bastards are whining about Alice in Wonderland taking away a bunch of Avatar‘s 3D screens this past weekend…as if the blue-people-extravaganze didn’t have four months to clean up at the box-office. | Seems those greedy bastards are whining about Alice in Wonderland taking away a bunch of Avatar‘s 3D screens this past weekend… | as if the blue-people-extravaganze didn’t have four months to clean up at the box-office. |
89,970 | Apparently, all veterans are now Nazi fucks to AntiFa and liberal Democrats. | Apparently, all veterans are now Nazi | fucks to AntiFa and liberal Democrats. |
89,971 | Clemente, unaware he was on the air, appeared to say ‘gay fucking shit’ at the start of his very first newscast as weekend anchor at the Bismarck station KFYR-TV. | Clemente, unaware he was on the air, appeared to say ‘gay fucking shit’ at | the start of his very first newscast as weekend anchor at the Bismarck station KFYR-TV. |
89,972 | 1) Bring da Ruckus – This is a rude and violent songs, I think they have distorted the Shaolin spirit and meaning, which makes me feel insulted Chinese martial arts, in this song I heard more than 10 times “fucking” | 1) Bring da Ruckus – This is a rude and violent songs, I think they have distorted the Shaolin spirit and | meaning, which makes me feel insulted Chinese martial arts, in this song I heard more than 10 times “fucking” |
89,973 | The shocking books, paid for and printed by the Saudi government, also tell teenagers that Jews need to be exterminated and homosexuals should be 'put to death'. | The shocking books, paid for and printed by the Saudi government, also tell teenagers | that Jews need to be exterminated and homosexuals should be 'put to death'. |
89,974 | Hillary’s dumb riposte to Trump’s dumb slogan — make America great again! — was “…America never stopped being great.” | Hillary’s dumb riposte to Trump’s dumb slogan — make America great | again! — was “…America never stopped being great.” |
89,975 | She always tells that story every chance she gets, because spirits forbid you let the fucking Warchief be taken seriously for a couple minutes. | She always tells that story every chance she gets, because spirits forbid | you let the fucking Warchief be taken seriously for a couple minutes. |
89,976 | They fought their parents (if they were still around), who called them "retarded" and "faggot." | They fought their parents (if they were still around) | , who called them "retarded" and "faggot." |
89,977 | Watch out who you're trading with, I'm not being responsible for you getting scammed by some moron that copied any of my bots profiles (or my profile wcs). | Watch out who you're trading with, I'm not being responsible for you getting scammed | by some moron that copied any of my bots profiles (or my profile wcs). |
89,978 | My first year at the Venus Fair in Berlin there was a man who shoved two of his fingers into my panty-covered vagina. | My first year at the Venus Fair in Berlin there was a man | who shoved two of his fingers into my panty-covered vagina. |
89,979 | Councilman Ron Papandrea was on the show to defend Warren Mayor Jim Fouts, who was caught on audio recordings calling black people “chimps” and older women “dried up cunts.” | Councilman Ron Papandrea was on the show to defend Warren Mayor Jim Fouts, who was caught | on audio recordings calling black people “chimps” and older women “dried up cunts.” |
89,980 | Can men ever know how caressing the clitoris or vaginal lips makes women feel? | Can men ever know how caressing the | clitoris or vaginal lips makes women feel? |
89,981 | Disgusting Billboard In Phoenix Depicts Trump With Mushroom Clouds, Nazi Symbols | Disgusting Billboard In Phoenix Depicts Trump | With Mushroom Clouds, Nazi Symbols |
89,982 | We need to see Richard H Richards behind bars and his massive wealth go to help children who have been raped like his own daughter. | We need to see Richard H Richards behind bars and his massive wealth | go to help children who have been raped like his own daughter. |
89,983 | 2. If you don’t do it right now, you (or some poor bastard that replaces you) will have to do it right later... | 2. If you don’t do it right now, you (or | some poor bastard that replaces you) will have to do it right later... |
89,984 | At times, he seemed perplexed by what he was doing, saying, "Is anybody else as confused by this shit as I am?" | At times, he seemed perplexed by what he was doing, saying, | "Is anybody else as confused by this shit as I am?" |
89,985 | “I don’t feel like I gotta try to prove myself to people and end up in a real situation over this fake rap shit!” | “I don’t feel like I gotta try to prove myself to | people and end up in a real situation over this fake rap shit!” |
89,986 | Trump may be pendejo, but he…well, he is pendejo, and he’s picking Anaheim for a reason. | Trump may be pendejo, but he…well, he | is pendejo, and he’s picking Anaheim for a reason. |
89,987 | Let's just say it, the Vatican is a disgusting institution and the Catholic Church is a demonic entity that molests more children than they help. | Let's just say it, the Vatican is a disgusting institution and the | Catholic Church is a demonic entity that molests more children than they help. |
89,988 | what a pair of assholes https://t.co/sNED02l5dj — David Crosby (@thedavidcrosby) April 20, 2017 | what a pair of assholes https://t.co/sNED02l5dj — David | Crosby (@thedavidcrosby) April 20, 2017 |
89,989 | You can now actually own Daenerys Targaryen’s dragon eggs and mooch around your living room naked, pretending you’re the goddamn Mother of Dragons or something! | You can now actually own Daenerys Targaryen’s dragon eggs and mooch around your | living room naked, pretending you’re the goddamn Mother of Dragons or something! |
89,990 | Well, judging by the name — and who has time to look this stuff up in dusty books that use big words? — everyone was dirty, ignorant, stupid, violent, cruel and illiterate. | Well, judging by the name — and who has time to look this stuff up in dusty books | that use big words? — everyone was dirty, ignorant, stupid, violent, cruel and illiterate. |
89,991 | Lucky for craft beer drinkers who appreciate that particular style, Stone Brewing Company Arrogant Bastard Brewing Company* has kept several options in production, with their stellar lineup of Arrogant Bastard Ales. | Lucky for craft beer drinkers who appreciate that particular style, Stone Brewing Company Arrogant Bastard Brewing | Company* has kept several options in production, with their stellar lineup of Arrogant Bastard Ales. |
89,992 | While collecting insertions into various orifices for our annual feature, we stumbled across a good number of truly awful penis-related mishaps. | While collecting insertions into various orifices for our annual feature, we | stumbled across a good number of truly awful penis-related mishaps. |
89,993 | [I am contemplating whether I want to write a post about Transformers: Dance With The Devil In The Pale Moonlight, or just tie Josh’s dick to a railroad track for making me sit through it. | [I am contemplating whether I want to write a post about Transformers: Dance With The Devil In The | Pale Moonlight, or just tie Josh’s dick to a railroad track for making me sit through it. |
89,994 | But I really have a question for you: Why would I go on a game show and play into the bullshit allowing myself to be ranked by some fake competition? | But I really have a question for you: Why would I go on a game | show and play into the bullshit allowing myself to be ranked by some fake competition? |
89,995 | Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, which turns 30 today, is a celebration and a warning, a movie frozen in the moment just before shit gets real. | Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, which turns 30 today, is a celebration and | a warning, a movie frozen in the moment just before shit gets real. |
89,996 | Shit, maybe that’s relevant to my fear of making mistakes, too.) | Shit, maybe that’s relevant to my | fear of making mistakes, too.) |
89,997 | And no, I wasn’t the drunk heckler on the street, but Kathy can come to my job and knock the dicks out of my mouth anytime she fucking wants. | And no, I wasn’t the drunk heckler on the street, but Kathy can | come to my job and knock the dicks out of my mouth anytime she fucking wants. |
89,998 | This is an all-original psychological horror feature film designed to do 2 things - return the horror genre to its thought-provoking roots and scare the living shit out of you. | This is an all-original psychological horror feature film designed to do 2 things - return | the horror genre to its thought-provoking roots and scare the living shit out of you. |
89,999 | Carter said, “I’m fucked in the head alright, I think I’ma SHOOT UP A KINDERGARTEN… AND WATCH THE BLOOD OF THE INNOCENT RAIN DOWN… AND EAT THE BEATING HEART OF ONE OF THEM.” | Carter said, “I’m fucked in the head alright, I think I’ma SHOOT UP A KINDERGARTEN | … AND WATCH THE BLOOD OF THE INNOCENT RAIN DOWN… AND EAT THE BEATING HEART OF ONE OF THEM.” |
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