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You get what you want by negotiating with those who are in the same business you are in -- NOT the idiots in the streets.
You get what you want by negotiating with those who are in the
same business you are in -- NOT the idiots in the streets.
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of stupid teen sexting prosecutions -- even exists or that the lower court somehow found in favor of the officer (now deceased) being sued.
of stupid teen sexting prosecutions -- even exists or that the lower court
somehow found in favor of the officer (now deceased) being sued.
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I’m overweight- I put on a shit ton of weight during and after a prolonged family tragedy in which I saw my father bleed to death- and I’ve always wanted to be a physiotherapist.
I’m overweight- I put on a shit ton of weight during and after a prolonged family tragedy
in which I saw my father bleed to death- and I’ve always wanted to be a physiotherapist.
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Or, if you like, here's a representative Earl line from the song: "Fucked her in the booty / Then take her to the movies".
Or, if you like, here's a representative Earl line from the song
: "Fucked her in the booty / Then take her to the movies".
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Were you to offer a red-blooded, machismo-fueled American man a plate of seaweed in place of his daily pile of bacon, he might very well slap you in your pinko vegan face.
Were you to offer a red-blooded, machismo-fueled American man a plate of seaweed in
place of his daily pile of bacon, he might very well slap you in your pinko vegan face.
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No time for pleasantries, no time for chatter; not a word is uttered between powerhouse hits, the shuffling intro to ‘You Think You’re John Fucking Lennon’ the only breathing space permitted.
No time for pleasantries, no time for chatter; not a word is uttered between powerhouse hits,
the shuffling intro to ‘You Think You’re John Fucking Lennon’ the only breathing space permitted.
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But Lazarus took the woman, who was a virgin, to the lane way where he anally raped her before demanding she put her name in his phone.
But Lazarus took the woman, who was a virgin, to the lane way
where he anally raped her before demanding she put her name in his phone.
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Amazing that they were stupid enough to tape themselves saying this much less turn it into a documentary!
Amazing that they were stupid enough to tape themselves
saying this much less turn it into a documentary!
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Many times, that's what the f*ck life is... one vile f*cking task after another.
Many times, that's what the f*ck life
is... one vile f*cking task after another.
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But all they found was a mechanical penis ring - which was still vibrating.
But all they found was a mechanical
penis ring - which was still vibrating.
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Other highly offensive images mocked the African American students for their appearance and compared them to apes.
Other highly offensive images mocked the African American students
for their appearance and compared them to apes.
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The BBC’s Woman’s Hour has finally and scientifically proven what it has been telling the nation for nearly 70 years---women are totally brilliant and men are just a bunch of complete bastards.
The BBC’s Woman’s Hour has finally and scientifically proven what it has been telling the nation
for nearly 70 years---women are totally brilliant and men are just a bunch of complete bastards.
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A social media dumbass is someone who, in the midst of an emergency, thinks “I have to document this to share with the world!”
A social media dumbass is someone who, in the midst of an emergency
, thinks “I have to document this to share with the world!”
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He’s claimed that black people come to Maine to kill us, sell drugs, and impregnate white girls.
He’s claimed that black people come to Maine to
kill us, sell drugs, and impregnate white girls.
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Big cities disgorge their citizens and suck in foreign tourists.
Big cities disgorge their citizens
and suck in foreign tourists.
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Rome's Plan For Prostitutes Upsets Sex Workers And The Catholic Church
Rome's Plan For Prostitutes Upsets
Sex Workers And The Catholic Church
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Alexander Downing, 35, of Connecticut, grabbed himself in front of young children and screamed 'suck my goddam d****' during the rant in South Padre Island, Texas.
Alexander Downing, 35, of Connecticut, grabbed himself in front of young children and screamed '
suck my goddam d****' during the rant in South Padre Island, Texas.
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The back-end was and sleek and the ads funky (even though most were shitty ICOpumps and outright scams).
The back-end was and sleek and the ads funky
(even though most were shitty ICOpumps and outright scams).
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Let’s stop all this crap with all of these high fallutin’ thoughts and ideas.
Let’s stop all this crap with all
of these high fallutin’ thoughts and ideas.
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Everyone meet @marynegrotti. @natalienegrotti I might have to steal her from you!!!
Everyone meet @marynegrotti. @natalienegrotti I might have
to steal her from you!!!
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The hits he goes through and injuries he plays with that people don't know about," veteran All Blacks hooker Keven Mealamu told BBC Sport.
The hits he goes through and injuries he plays with that people don't
know about," veteran All Blacks hooker Keven Mealamu told BBC Sport.
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Kelly: You've called women you don't like fat pigs, dogs, slobs and disgusting animals.
Kelly: You've called women you don't like
fat pigs, dogs, slobs and disgusting animals.
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Oliver added, "In his very first campaign speech, he called Mexicans ‘rapists’ — and that was just the beginning.
Oliver added, "In his very first campaign speech, he
called Mexicans ‘rapists’ — and that was just the beginning.
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“You grab an ass, I grab a pinky finger—you know what I'm saying?”
“You grab an ass, I grab a pinky
finger—you know what I'm saying?”
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They have created enough imbeciles that would re-elect a failure like Obama.
They have created enough imbeciles that would
re-elect a failure like Obama.
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These blokes are hopeless and even at eleven, I can still tonk them around the park but yeah, doing a lot of bowling which sucks.”
These blokes are hopeless and even at eleven, I can still tonk them
around the park but yeah, doing a lot of bowling which sucks.”
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I do think it’s f**ked up that everyone is doing exactly what these criminals want…
I do think it’s f**ked up that
everyone is doing exactly what these criminals want…
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IF DISNEY TAKES DOWN THE TOWER OF TERROR FOR ELSA’S CRUSTY ASS KNOCK OFF VERSION OF THE LION, THE WITCH, AND THE WARDROBE ICE CASTLE, IM OUT — mads (@maddy_mirabal) April 1, 2016
IF DISNEY TAKES DOWN THE TOWER OF TERROR FOR ELSA’S CRUSTY ASS KNOCK OFF VERSION OF THE LION,
THE WITCH, AND THE WARDROBE ICE CASTLE, IM OUT — mads (@maddy_mirabal) April 1, 2016
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Nasser’s voice declared through the radio to his listeners, “If Gamal Abdel Nasser should die, each of you shall be Gamal Abdel Nasser.”
Nasser’s voice declared through the radio to his listeners, “If Gamal
Abdel Nasser should die, each of you shall be Gamal Abdel Nasser.”
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If I dragged your bias, or didn’t include your favourite song, I guess it sucks to be you but maybe check my best and worst lists from the same period before you write that 500 word essay on Reddit about how much of a cunt I am as if it’s news to anybody
If I dragged your bias, or didn’t include your favourite song, I guess it sucks to be you but maybe check my best and worst
lists from the same period before you write that 500 word essay on Reddit about how much of a cunt I am as if it’s news to anybody
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Because there are mean, jerk face, bots out there, who like to run scripts to grab all the keys.
Because there are mean, jerk face, bots out there
, who like to run scripts to grab all the keys.
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Good for them and their adorable anal probing ways, but people sure can, and do.
Good for them and their adorable anal probing ways
, but people sure can, and do.
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Because I meet too many good people who are looking for answers in this insane, confusing world and are being spoon-fed dog shit disguised as “truth” by people like him.
Because I meet too many good people who are looking for answers in this insane, confusing world
and are being spoon-fed dog shit disguised as “truth” by people like him.
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He told Extreme Beauty Disasters, on TLC: “I said to my friend I want to lose weight as I think my penis is small.
He told Extreme Beauty Disasters, on TLC: “I said to my
friend I want to lose weight as I think my penis is small.
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Please always consult a real life coach because the internet is dumb.
Please always consult a real life
coach because the internet is dumb.
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The Troll Hunters A group of journalists and researchers wade into ugly corners of the Internet to expose racists, creeps, and hypocrites.
The Troll Hunters A group of journalists and researchers wade into ugly
corners of the Internet to expose racists, creeps, and hypocrites.
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It’s no big revelation to say that the holidays can fucking suck—and that being around family can be stressful as hell.
It’s no big revelation to say that the holidays can fucking
suck—and that being around family can be stressful as hell.
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Stupid FAST, which debuted in September, is a simplified football game in app form that essentially gives the user control over a pixelated running back.
Stupid FAST, which debuted in September, is a simplified football game in
app form that essentially gives the user control over a pixelated running back.
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Not surprisingly, the giant sky penis, which was described as the "most monumental thing to happen in Omak" by one Twitter user, sparked a wave of hilarious social media responses.
Not surprisingly, the giant sky penis, which was described as the "most monumental thing to
happen in Omak" by one Twitter user, sparked a wave of hilarious social media responses.
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The following celebrities were either unlucky enough to have some very naked skeletons in their closet upon achieving fame, or were stupid/pathetic enough to have sex on camera after they hit it big.
The following celebrities were either unlucky enough to have some very naked skeletons in their closet upon achieving
fame, or were stupid/pathetic enough to have sex on camera after they hit it big.
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He’s a trash-talker and when he gets pissed off, that’s what he does.”
He’s a trash-talker and when he gets
pissed off, that’s what he does.”
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“Let’s rape some b*tches,” one man says, and another says they should “rape some f*cking sluts.”
“Let’s rape some b*tches,” one man says,
and another says they should “rape some f*cking sluts.”
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In the words of my dear friend, oft lover and pit crew fan Katya, welcome to the hunger games bitches!
In the words of my dear friend, oft lover and
pit crew fan Katya, welcome to the hunger games bitches!
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I’m going to beat your head in,” before beating the victim and “smash[ing] his head into the corner of a brick wall.”
I’m going to beat your head in,” before beating the victim
and “smash[ing] his head into the corner of a brick wall.”
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No failed drug wars, no politicians out of step with the new Mars settlers -- and plenty of cool shit to see while being completely baked.
No failed drug wars, no politicians out of step with the new Mars
settlers -- and plenty of cool shit to see while being completely baked.
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"That son-of-a-whore maniac, if he makes a mistake then the Far East will become an arid land.
"That son-of-a-whore maniac, if he
makes a mistake then the Far East will become an arid land.
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This will eventually be where the carabiner is placed and it keeps the rope from pinching down on your testicles (if you have them).
This will eventually be where the carabiner is placed and it keeps the
rope from pinching down on your testicles (if you have them).
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There are a plethora of plug-in options out there for tapping into the saturated, warbly goodness of a reel-to-reel tape machine, or even a shitty cassette recorder.
There are a plethora of plug-in options out there for tapping into the saturated, warbly
goodness of a reel-to-reel tape machine, or even a shitty cassette recorder.
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"The only thing, the difference between me and Cruz is like yeah he's got footwork but you don't have to be scared of the guy, he hits like a little b*tch," Dillashaw said.
"The only thing, the difference between me and Cruz is like yeah he's got footwork but you
don't have to be scared of the guy, he hits like a little b*tch," Dillashaw said.
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According to a police report, Majors told the mother in March 2015: “Fuck you and I want to kill you”, in an incident that violated a protective order the family had against Majors.
According to a police report, Majors told the mother in March 2015: “Fuck you and I
want to kill you”, in an incident that violated a protective order the family had against Majors.
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Would you be willing to display on YOUR website a series of cartoons which said that, "Blacks Are Stupid, Throw Rocks At Them" (or Jews etc)?
Would you be willing to display on YOUR website a series of cartoons which said that
, "Blacks Are Stupid, Throw Rocks At Them" (or Jews etc)?
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The man walked into Viva Video, at 918 University Ave., seeking to exchange a penis pump he had purchased, claiming it didn’t work as advertised.
The man walked into Viva Video, at 918 University Ave., seeking to
exchange a penis pump he had purchased, claiming it didn’t work as advertised.
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One shitty fact about Padres teams in the past decade was their consistent, predictable below-averageness.
One shitty fact about Padres teams in the past
decade was their consistent, predictable below-averageness.
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from the halls-of-power-still-clogged-with-assholes,-apparently dept
from the halls-of-power-
still-clogged-with-assholes,-apparently dept
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Well, let’s have some of Satan’s religion come in and shoot you!
Well, let’s have some of Satan
’s religion come in and shoot you!
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The 26-year-old also reportedly whipped the taxi with his belt and told its driver, “I will f*** you” as well as calling him a “little bitch”.
The 26-year-old also reportedly whipped the taxi with his belt and told its driver, “
I will f*** you” as well as calling him a “little bitch”.
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Although if that does happen the world is really fucked… well, then the world is really fucked, so we’ll see.”
Although if that does happen the world is really fucked… well,
then the world is really fucked, so we’ll see.”
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Luckily we are just reporting on the actual events taking place, because we couldn’t make this shit up if we tried.
Luckily we are just reporting on the actual events taking place,
because we couldn’t make this shit up if we tried.
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“A jackass can kick a barn down, but it takes a carpenter to build one.”
“A jackass can kick a barn down,
but it takes a carpenter to build one.”
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This is a shitty picture and there will be better ones of my whole costume coming up but I just want to say something.
This is a shitty picture and there will be better ones of
my whole costume coming up but I just want to say something.
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But by then, Kaling had lost patience: “I look at shows on TV, and this is going to just seem defensive, but I’m just gonna say it: I’m a fucking Indian woman who has her own fucking network television show, OK?”
But by then, Kaling had lost patience: “I look at shows on TV, and this is going to just seem defensive,
but I’m just gonna say it: I’m a fucking Indian woman who has her own fucking network television show, OK?”
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I have a message for the conservative establishment: you fucked up big time… The assorted, well-fed, burbling lunatics, idiots and losers of the conservative media establishment and in conservative circles in general… These useless, fat blubbering losers!
I have a message for the conservative establishment: you fucked up big time… The assorted, well-fed, burbling
lunatics, idiots and losers of the conservative media establishment and in conservative circles in general… These useless, fat blubbering losers!
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A former NFL cheerleader accused of following a 12-year-old boy into a bathroom, fondling his penis and offering him oral sex has been spared jail, it has been reported.
A former NFL cheerleader accused of following a 12-year-old boy into a bathroom, fondling
his penis and offering him oral sex has been spared jail, it has been reported.
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C*cks Not Glocks; Sex Toy Rally Could Be The Largest Anti-Gun Protest In Texas History (VIDEO)
C*cks Not Glocks; Sex Toy Rally Could Be The
Largest Anti-Gun Protest In Texas History (VIDEO)
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Edwards & Millers starts from the need of a women with big boobs and a small back, or what she likes to refer to and has labeled as BBSB.
Edwards & Millers starts from the need of a women with big boobs and a
small back, or what she likes to refer to and has labeled as BBSB.
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In Lee's view—which is hard to argue with, reading a piece like Klein's—many white critics are more concerned with the loss of "white-owned property" than with "another nigger gone."
In Lee's view—which is hard to argue with, reading a piece like Klein's—many white critics
are more concerned with the loss of "white-owned property" than with "another nigger gone."
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I know that this particular phrase has been overused in this rabid shaggy dog of a campaign, but both candidates gave speeches today and shit really got real.
I know that this particular phrase has been overused in this rabid shaggy dog of
a campaign, but both candidates gave speeches today and shit really got real.
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I hunted the little blood sucker for four hours before finally cornering it and sending it back to hell.
I hunted the little blood sucker for four hours before
finally cornering it and sending it back to hell.
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"Let me ask you a question: Does this man, who walks down the street with a gun, kill every Muslim he sees?"
"Let me ask you a question: Does this man, who walks
down the street with a gun, kill every Muslim he sees?"
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He even said that he thought the experience of being on Derek had made him retrospectively enjoy An Idiot Abroad better.
He even said that he thought the experience of being on
Derek had made him retrospectively enjoy An Idiot Abroad better.
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--Donald Trump is a fascist threat to our way of life, says racist things and loves to attack women over their looks.
--Donald Trump is a fascist threat to our way of life,
says racist things and loves to attack women over their looks.
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Advocates call on prime minister to condemn materials labelling homosexuality a ‘curse of death’ and urging Australians to ‘stop the fags’
Advocates call on prime minister to condemn materials labelling homosexuality a ‘
curse of death’ and urging Australians to ‘stop the fags’
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He knows about the imminent tidal wave of bullshit because he doesn’t just get it at this time of year, he gets it all the time.
He knows about the imminent tidal wave of bullshit because he doesn’t just
get it at this time of year, he gets it all the time.
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The rumor is that his wife said, "He wrote all them love songs and still don't know how to treat a bitch...
The rumor is that his wife said, "He wrote all them
love songs and still don't know how to treat a bitch...
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Wendy the Meth Whore might not ever appear on Charlie Rose, but Charlie Rose will be appearing on Breaking Bad.
Wendy the Meth Whore might not ever appear on Charlie Rose
, but Charlie Rose will be appearing on Breaking Bad.
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How fucking dare you try to make a safe space a fucking derogatory term.
How fucking dare you try to make
a safe space a fucking derogatory term.
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A psychotropic tomato vying for space with two nuggets of cat shit and the decapitated heads of a pair of banana slugs.
A psychotropic tomato vying for space with two nuggets of cat
shit and the decapitated heads of a pair of banana slugs.
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Trump is a fascist, bigoted idiot who should probably be on an island with Ted Nugent somewhere.
Trump is a fascist, bigoted idiot who should
probably be on an island with Ted Nugent somewhere.
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You were hanging around with that dodgy f****r we used to rent an apartment off in the late 90s!
You were hanging around with that dodgy f****r we used
to rent an apartment off in the late 90s!
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For us to undermine an expansion, we have to kill a ship for 30 merits.
For us to undermine an expansion, we
have to kill a ship for 30 merits.
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Freak accident kills man as pickup being pulled from ditch in blizzard
Freak accident kills man as pickup
being pulled from ditch in blizzard
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Clinton made the comment at a fundraiser Friday, saying "you can put half of Trump supporters into what I call the basket of deplorables," and calling them "racist, sexist, homophobic, xenophobic, Islamaphobic, you name it."
Clinton made the comment at a fundraiser Friday, saying "you can put half of Trump supporters into what I call the
basket of deplorables," and calling them "racist, sexist, homophobic, xenophobic, Islamaphobic, you name it."
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"I love him," Coulter said of Trump, "but that was completely idiotic."
"I love him," Coulter said of
Trump, "but that was completely idiotic."
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DK: You have a chapter in your book titled "Poverty is Fucking Expensive."
DK: You have a chapter in your
book titled "Poverty is Fucking Expensive."
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I am, however, wary of brainwashing, I think most religious beliefs are kind of stupid and I strongly suspect that organised religion is a horrible thing.
I am, however, wary of brainwashing, I think most religious beliefs are
kind of stupid and I strongly suspect that organised religion is a horrible thing.
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Even if you’re streaming over the best internet connection, the video will look like crap.
Even if you’re streaming over the best internet
connection, the video will look like crap.
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The fake account (@greg_a_eliott) tweeted, “Enjoy your AIDS, #TOpoli faggots”.
The fake account (@greg_a_eliott) tweeted, “
Enjoy your AIDS, #TOpoli faggots”.
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According to the victims (most of them from wealthier families), a large man had followed them, shouted obscenities and stabbed them in the buttocks.
According to the victims (most of them from wealthier families), a
large man had followed them, shouted obscenities and stabbed them in the buttocks.
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14:43 Twinks bareback fuck after practice by creshican on Feb 27, 2019 7,564 views
14:43 Twinks bareback fuck after practice by
creshican on Feb 27, 2019 7,564 views
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The US comic and one of the funniest people on Twitter sat down to discuss the NSA, becoming a father – and why if you hate on LA, you're an idiot
The US comic and one of the funniest people on Twitter sat down to discuss the NSA
, becoming a father – and why if you hate on LA, you're an idiot
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The chandelier tree of Silver Lake might just be worth all the stupid twee bullshit that comes out of that neighborhood.
The chandelier tree of Silver Lake might just be worth all
the stupid twee bullshit that comes out of that neighborhood.
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Do our over-credentialed, under-educated, would-be betters actually believe the bullstuff they are shoveling, or do they really think that we normal Americans are so stupid that they can lie to our faces and we will just take it?
Do our over-credentialed, under-educated, would-be betters actually believe the bullstuff they are shoveling, or do
they really think that we normal Americans are so stupid that they can lie to our faces and we will just take it?
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One of the coolest things I did in college was make chocolate vaginas.
One of the coolest things I did
in college was make chocolate vaginas.
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Most of them are fat men wearing pig uniforms, complete with oinking and stuff.
Most of them are fat men wearing pig
uniforms, complete with oinking and stuff.
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A despondent Asian man cut off his penis rather than be forced to marry a woman he didn’t like, sources say.
A despondent Asian man cut off his penis rather than be forced
to marry a woman he didn’t like, sources say.
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Over the last few years, the city has seen more and more human waste crowding its sidewalks, so much so that one Medium writer dubbed the city “Shitty San Francisco.”
Over the last few years, the city has seen more and more human waste crowding its
sidewalks, so much so that one Medium writer dubbed the city “Shitty San Francisco.”
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• Kung fu masters, accented untrustworthy foreigners, terrorists, or evil gangsters,
• Kung fu masters, accented untrustworthy
foreigners, terrorists, or evil gangsters,
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However, the user was quickly dismissed as an idiot since he had an anime avatar.
However, the user was quickly dismissed as
an idiot since he had an anime avatar.
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Thanks to the damn ungrateful Russian government, the old exile got shut down.
Thanks to the damn ungrateful Russian government
, the old exile got shut down.
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Thrilled Julian Dicks has been rewarded with a new two year deal as Slaven Bilic’s assistant.
Thrilled Julian Dicks has been rewarded with a new
two year deal as Slaven Bilic’s assistant.