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2015-01-30T08:49:05
2015-01-30T06:50:03
42
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[ { "content": "[WP] In the future, in a galaxy far far away, aliens are trying to make sense of the Pioneer plaque\n\n[Reference](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pioneer_plaque)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Padding through the reinforced halls of his flagship, the Patriarch issued commands to his v...
[ { "content": "[WP] In the future, in a galaxy far far away, aliens are trying to make sense of the Pioneer plaque\n\n[Reference](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pioneer_plaque)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Every being on the planet was focused on the news. Today the world leader was going to hold...
2015-01-30T08:49:05
2015-01-30T07:54:43
42
12
[ { "content": "[WP] In the future, in a galaxy far far away, aliens are trying to make sense of the Pioneer plaque\n\n[Reference](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pioneer_plaque)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Padding through the reinforced halls of his flagship, the Patriarch issued commands to his v...
[ { "content": "[WP] In the future, in a galaxy far far away, aliens are trying to make sense of the Pioneer plaque\n\n[Reference](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pioneer_plaque)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes - I remember it well. I was on the porch with Martha watching the cows roam over the moo...
2015-02-12T22:23:27
2015-02-12T22:22:59
168
14
[ { "content": "[FF] Write about a feeling with 10 lines, the first one being 10 words, next line 9, so on and so forth.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "when you lose something you never had to begin with,\n\nunspoken words hide behind lips you fail to recognize.\n\ntangled pathways that once lead t...
[ { "content": "[FF] Write about a feeling with 10 lines, the first one being 10 words, next line 9, so on and so forth.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Surprisingly sharp, slicing slowly, shifting suddenly; shuddering, somewhere something sneaks.\n\nCautiously creeping, careful, cunning, callous, c...
2015-02-12T22:30:08
2015-02-12T22:22:59
131
14
[ { "content": "[FF] Write about a feeling with 10 lines, the first one being 10 words, next line 9, so on and so forth.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "My vision flashes crimson and I scream at the sky.\n\nTears splat messily on the flowers at my feet.\n\nAll of those years of faith and practice.\n...
[ { "content": "[FF] Write about a feeling with 10 lines, the first one being 10 words, next line 9, so on and so forth.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Surprisingly sharp, slicing slowly, shifting suddenly; shuddering, somewhere something sneaks.\n\nCautiously creeping, careful, cunning, callous, c...
2015-02-12T22:33:04
2015-02-12T22:22:59
95
14
[ { "content": "[FF] Write about a feeling with 10 lines, the first one being 10 words, next line 9, so on and so forth.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I can almost taste it, so close yet so far.\n\nJust how long until this waiting is properly justified!\n\nI've spent ages, years, stuck in one plac...
[ { "content": "[FF] Write about a feeling with 10 lines, the first one being 10 words, next line 9, so on and so forth.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Surprisingly sharp, slicing slowly, shifting suddenly; shuddering, somewhere something sneaks.\n\nCautiously creeping, careful, cunning, callous, c...
2015-02-12T23:52:27
2015-02-12T22:22:59
40
14
[ { "content": "[FF] Write about a feeling with 10 lines, the first one being 10 words, next line 9, so on and so forth.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "**Anxiety**\n\nPressure fills my chest as my heart beats wildly inside.\n\nThe tingling moves through my fingers, up my arms.\n\nI grasp at my ches...
[ { "content": "[FF] Write about a feeling with 10 lines, the first one being 10 words, next line 9, so on and so forth.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Surprisingly sharp, slicing slowly, shifting suddenly; shuddering, somewhere something sneaks.\n\nCautiously creeping, careful, cunning, callous, c...
2015-02-12T23:02:15
2015-02-12T22:22:59
33
14
[ { "content": "[FF] Write about a feeling with 10 lines, the first one being 10 words, next line 9, so on and so forth.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Happy seeing my kids at the top of the stair\n\nWaiting for their dad to come home from work\n\nThey shout \"daddy!\" and I forget the day\n\nand f...
[ { "content": "[FF] Write about a feeling with 10 lines, the first one being 10 words, next line 9, so on and so forth.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Surprisingly sharp, slicing slowly, shifting suddenly; shuddering, somewhere something sneaks.\n\nCautiously creeping, careful, cunning, callous, c...
2015-02-12T22:26:14
2015-02-12T22:22:59
26
14
[ { "content": "[FF] Write about a feeling with 10 lines, the first one being 10 words, next line 9, so on and so forth.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ten years you held my heart locked in a cage.\n\nI strive for calm but begin to come unhinged\n\nYou destroyed our lives with your casual fling\n\n...
[ { "content": "[FF] Write about a feeling with 10 lines, the first one being 10 words, next line 9, so on and so forth.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Surprisingly sharp, slicing slowly, shifting suddenly; shuddering, somewhere something sneaks.\n\nCautiously creeping, careful, cunning, callous, c...
2015-05-31T17:39:29
2015-05-31T14:39:51
327
88
[ { "content": "[WP] A serial killer is called for jury duty. At the trial, he finds out that the person on trial has been falsely accused for the serial killer's crimes.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, this is absolute bullshit. \n\nFucking. Bullshit. \n\nHow the hell do they believe this abs...
[ { "content": "[WP] A serial killer is called for jury duty. At the trial, he finds out that the person on trial has been falsely accused for the serial killer's crimes.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "My name is George.\n\nI walked home from a friends house when I was accosted by the police, they ...
2015-07-30T10:18:03
2015-07-30T08:57:05
139
13
[ { "content": "[WP] You begin to think one of your co-workers is really just 3 kids in a trench coat.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Dear diary. \nI think Jamerson is a fraud. He looks funny and has a tiny face. His arms are short too. Yesterday I saw him talking to his belly, holding a conversat...
[ { "content": "[WP] You begin to think one of your co-workers is really just 3 kids in a trench coat.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Have you ever seen Greg sit down?\" I asked, leaning over Tristen's cubicle wall. My eyes were locked, not on my friend sitting in front of me, but on Greg, at the...
2016-04-30T04:08:48
2016-04-30T03:58:12
176
19
[ { "content": "[WP] You are laying in bed in the dark and you glance over and see an odd shadow in the corner of your room. You're about to turn on a light to see what it is when you hear a voice in your head that says, \"Don't move. They're watching you.\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Don't m...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are laying in bed in the dark and you glance over and see an odd shadow in the corner of your room. You're about to turn on a light to see what it is when you hear a voice in your head that says, \"Don't move. They're watching you.\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "*Don't mo...
2016-05-17T11:03:48
2016-05-17T08:53:12
95
12
[ { "content": "[WP]Engineers have harnessed the power of hellfire to create unlimited energy for the whole world. This requires having an open portal to Hell at all times.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Invade Hell?\" The President asked with a raised eyebrow \n\n\"Yes sir, with the advances we'...
[ { "content": "[WP]Engineers have harnessed the power of hellfire to create unlimited energy for the whole world. This requires having an open portal to Hell at all times.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The way to hell is paved with good intentions... \nTurns out they make good thermal tiles as w...
2016-06-22T23:09:42
2016-06-22T22:38:08
92
40
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a horror story in Dr Seuss's writing style.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The Zingdonger's fast.\n\nThe Zingdonger's quick.\n\nYou will not last,\n\nif you hear its dark tick.\n\nWith legs like a spunitt,\n\nAnd, eyes like a meether,\n\nYou cannot outrun it, \n\nor hide ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a horror story in Dr Seuss's writing style.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Alone. Alone. In the dark alone at last\n\nTo talk to my friend trapped in glass\n\nThrough the mirror I'm whispered to\n\nAbout what things I should do\n\nKill. Kill. My friends it says\n\nGrab a ...
2016-08-06T15:07:01
2016-08-06T13:40:43
16
11
[ { "content": "[WP] You had an imaginary friend as a child. One day, you found yourself sleeping beside her. She turned out to be real and apparently you two are dating, or so she claims. You have no idea what's going on.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Um,\" I said. \"Um, um, um.\" I pulled the ...
[ { "content": "[WP] You had an imaginary friend as a child. One day, you found yourself sleeping beside her. She turned out to be real and apparently you two are dating, or so she claims. You have no idea what's going on.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Dave awoke in his normal reluctant fashion, c...
2016-11-09T14:57:31
2016-11-09T14:40:35
27
13
[ { "content": "[WP] When everyone turns 21, they have to pick a superpower from an approved list and take classes on how to use it. You choose one that only one other person has ever picked before.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "When I saw the power on the list, I naturally gave it a silver lining...
[ { "content": "[WP] When everyone turns 21, they have to pick a superpower from an approved list and take classes on how to use it. You choose one that only one other person has ever picked before.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Today's the day!\" my mom cheered as she laid down my breakfast. Bl...
2017-05-12T07:54:55
2017-05-12T07:07:38
1,283
193
[ { "content": "[WP] You're happily going about your day when you vanish in a cloud of smoke. Suddenly, you're standing in a ring of candles. A sorcerer holding a tome looks pleased at your arrival. Turns out Earth is Hell, we're the demons, and you've just been summoned.", "role": "user" }, { "conten...
[ { "content": "[WP] You're happily going about your day when you vanish in a cloud of smoke. Suddenly, you're standing in a ring of candles. A sorcerer holding a tome looks pleased at your arrival. Turns out Earth is Hell, we're the demons, and you've just been summoned.", "role": "user" }, { "conten...
2017-05-12T09:20:50
2017-05-12T09:10:43
99
43
[ { "content": "[WP] You're happily going about your day when you vanish in a cloud of smoke. Suddenly, you're standing in a ring of candles. A sorcerer holding a tome looks pleased at your arrival. Turns out Earth is Hell, we're the demons, and you've just been summoned.", "role": "user" }, { "conten...
[ { "content": "[WP] You're happily going about your day when you vanish in a cloud of smoke. Suddenly, you're standing in a ring of candles. A sorcerer holding a tome looks pleased at your arrival. Turns out Earth is Hell, we're the demons, and you've just been summoned.", "role": "user" }, { "conten...
2017-05-12T10:39:48
2017-05-12T08:32:17
23
10
[ { "content": "[WP] You're happily going about your day when you vanish in a cloud of smoke. Suddenly, you're standing in a ring of candles. A sorcerer holding a tome looks pleased at your arrival. Turns out Earth is Hell, we're the demons, and you've just been summoned.", "role": "user" }, { "conten...
[ { "content": "[WP] You're happily going about your day when you vanish in a cloud of smoke. Suddenly, you're standing in a ring of candles. A sorcerer holding a tome looks pleased at your arrival. Turns out Earth is Hell, we're the demons, and you've just been summoned.", "role": "user" }, { "conten...
2017-05-12T11:53:23
2017-05-12T08:05:41
14
10
[ { "content": "[WP] You're happily going about your day when you vanish in a cloud of smoke. Suddenly, you're standing in a ring of candles. A sorcerer holding a tome looks pleased at your arrival. Turns out Earth is Hell, we're the demons, and you've just been summoned.", "role": "user" }, { "conten...
[ { "content": "[WP] You're happily going about your day when you vanish in a cloud of smoke. Suddenly, you're standing in a ring of candles. A sorcerer holding a tome looks pleased at your arrival. Turns out Earth is Hell, we're the demons, and you've just been summoned.", "role": "user" }, { "conten...
2017-06-17T23:24:32
2017-06-17T22:34:52
266
30
[ { "content": "[WP] You find a genie lamp where the genie offers you unlimited wishes. The catch is that you must answer a mathematical question that continues to get progressively harder for every wish you make. If you answer the question wrong, every wish you made will be reversed with negative consequences.",...
[ { "content": "[WP] You find a genie lamp where the genie offers you unlimited wishes. The catch is that you must answer a mathematical question that continues to get progressively harder for every wish you make. If you answer the question wrong, every wish you made will be reversed with negative consequences.",...
2017-08-17T08:14:24
2017-08-17T08:12:07
110
28
[ { "content": "[WP] You discover one of your students has the power to ace any test no matter the question. You decide to give him many of the unanswerable questions. Now, upon reading you can't stop crying.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"You cannot take her away,\" you remember telling the men....
[ { "content": "[WP] You discover one of your students has the power to ace any test no matter the question. You decide to give him many of the unanswerable questions. Now, upon reading you can't stop crying.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The answers were perfect. Spot on. I looked in confusion, a...
2017-08-28T03:18:14
2017-08-27T22:11:20
62
33
[ { "content": "[WP] You never kill the spiders in your home, you just whisper \"today you, tomorrow me\" when you set them outside. Now, in your most dire moment, an army of spiders arrives to have your back.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Just give me the f---ing wallet, man!\" the mugger shout...
[ { "content": "[WP] You never kill the spiders in your home, you just whisper \"today you, tomorrow me\" when you set them outside. Now, in your most dire moment, an army of spiders arrives to have your back.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Fear struck my heart as I watched the great book descend t...
2017-09-07T11:42:31
2017-09-07T11:30:58
112
30
[ { "content": "[WP] The world's tiniest dragon must defend his hoard, a single gold coin, from those who would steal it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The tantalising object was twice as long as Nievnyss and far too heavy for her to carry. What was it? And how had it gotten into the long grass ou...
[ { "content": "[WP] The world's tiniest dragon must defend his hoard, a single gold coin, from those who would steal it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "FADE IN:\n\nEXT. A WOODLAND ROAD - DAY\n\n*Two young men stroll along a dirt path surrounded by trees. These are DAVE and STEVE, workers from a ne...
2017-12-08T11:53:32
2017-12-08T09:18:11
18
12
[ { "content": "[WP] You're a regular office worker born with the ability to \"see\" how dangerous a person is with a number scale of 1-10 above their heads. A toddler would be a 1, while a skilled soldier with a firearm may score a 7. Today, you notice the reserved new guy at the office measures a 10.", "rol...
[ { "content": "[WP] You're a regular office worker born with the ability to \"see\" how dangerous a person is with a number scale of 1-10 above their heads. A toddler would be a 1, while a skilled soldier with a firearm may score a 7. Today, you notice the reserved new guy at the office measures a 10.", "rol...
2018-05-10T16:04:07
2018-05-10T13:01:09
172
49
[ { "content": "[WP] You're just a chicken farmer. An ordinary chicken farmer. You're not a warlord. Definitely not, and you also don't command your chickens to do your bidding. Preposterous. Insane. Rumors.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So I'm farmin' these chickens, on account o' my bein' a chic...
[ { "content": "[WP] You're just a chicken farmer. An ordinary chicken farmer. You're not a warlord. Definitely not, and you also don't command your chickens to do your bidding. Preposterous. Insane. Rumors.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The knock on the door startled me from my nap. I need to sto...
2018-09-15T11:03:34
2018-09-15T10:20:50
92
22
[ { "content": "[WP] When you kill someone, you get their best trait. Except it's what *they* think is their best trait.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Trigger warning: very nsfw\n\nSuper strength, super intelligence, super hearing and more, I've have it all! Killing people has made my life comfort...
[ { "content": "[WP] When you kill someone, you get their best trait. Except it's what *they* think is their best trait.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I tried to give the concept a different tone, hope you enjoy :).\n\n\n\n---------------------------------Start-----------------------------------\n...
2019-01-15T14:40:12
2019-01-15T14:36:49
191
116
[ { "content": "[WP] You get a text from your significant other while out shopping: “Hey hun, I had the new neighbors over, and they really liked your pie, so I invited them to stay for dinner!” You get home to your SO chatting up Gordon Ramsay and his family.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "“Gordon...
[ { "content": "[WP] You get a text from your significant other while out shopping: “Hey hun, I had the new neighbors over, and they really liked your pie, so I invited them to stay for dinner!” You get home to your SO chatting up Gordon Ramsay and his family.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That cu...
2019-02-11T01:03:54
2019-02-11T00:22:12
604
57
[ { "content": "[WP] The year is 3,450,677. Every possible invention has been invented. Every combination has been combined. Every question ever asked, whether scientific, spiritual, or philosophical has been definitively answered. Except you. You have the last original idea in the entire universe.", "role": ...
[ { "content": "[WP] The year is 3,450,677. Every possible invention has been invented. Every combination has been combined. Every question ever asked, whether scientific, spiritual, or philosophical has been definitively answered. Except you. You have the last original idea in the entire universe.", "role": ...
2019-09-07T22:18:13
2019-09-07T18:04:59
6,170
93
[ { "content": "[WP] You put your 5-year-old daughter in an elevator by herself, and run to the next floor to make her laugh when the doors open. You get there, the elevator arrives and a 20-year-old woman steps out. \"Hello Dad. We have a lot to talk about\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I put my...
[ { "content": "[WP] You put your 5-year-old daughter in an elevator by herself, and run to the next floor to make her laugh when the doors open. You get there, the elevator arrives and a 20-year-old woman steps out. \"Hello Dad. We have a lot to talk about\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": " I stood...
2019-10-25T08:30:23
2019-10-25T08:19:54
578
235
[ { "content": "[WP] Interstellar wars are quick, most species die of shock quite quickly. Getting shot was a death sentence. That was until humans joined the Galaxy...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Grand Ambassador N'Arvajz was tired. The endless audiences with leaders of newly discovered sentien...
[ { "content": "[WP] Interstellar wars are quick, most species die of shock quite quickly. Getting shot was a death sentence. That was until humans joined the Galaxy...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"You're lucky,\" the guard said as the door to the cell swung open. \"They're giving you a unique ...
2019-10-25T08:22:11
2019-10-25T08:04:16
218
62
[ { "content": "[WP] Interstellar wars are quick, most species die of shock quite quickly. Getting shot was a death sentence. That was until humans joined the Galaxy...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "If you shot a man, what would you expect? A little bit of blood, the heart stopping and their brain...
[ { "content": "[WP] Interstellar wars are quick, most species die of shock quite quickly. Getting shot was a death sentence. That was until humans joined the Galaxy...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Humans were so fascinating, yet so fragile. That was what Lamaza thought of them.\n\nGive them a gu...
2019-10-25T08:47:26
2019-10-25T08:04:16
217
62
[ { "content": "[WP] Interstellar wars are quick, most species die of shock quite quickly. Getting shot was a death sentence. That was until humans joined the Galaxy...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It was a single scout ship that first orbited the Earth. It’s technology was advanced well beyond t...
[ { "content": "[WP] Interstellar wars are quick, most species die of shock quite quickly. Getting shot was a death sentence. That was until humans joined the Galaxy...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Humans were so fascinating, yet so fragile. That was what Lamaza thought of them.\n\nGive them a gu...
2019-10-25T08:21:31
2019-10-25T08:04:16
107
62
[ { "content": "[WP] Interstellar wars are quick, most species die of shock quite quickly. Getting shot was a death sentence. That was until humans joined the Galaxy...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Every single species of the council had something that made it unique. \n\nThe Tara'Gi could fly.\n...
[ { "content": "[WP] Interstellar wars are quick, most species die of shock quite quickly. Getting shot was a death sentence. That was until humans joined the Galaxy...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Humans were so fascinating, yet so fragile. That was what Lamaza thought of them.\n\nGive them a gu...
2019-11-25T19:56:06
2019-11-25T18:58:05
33
18
[ { "content": "[WP] Humanity reaches the stars and becomes part of the galactic community, where they find that the Gods of every other sentient race in the galaxy are active in their follower’s lives and frequently visit the mortal realms. Everyone starts to uncomfortably wonder why the Human gods are silent......
[ { "content": "[WP] Humanity reaches the stars and becomes part of the galactic community, where they find that the Gods of every other sentient race in the galaxy are active in their follower’s lives and frequently visit the mortal realms. Everyone starts to uncomfortably wonder why the Human gods are silent......
2019-12-03T07:36:31
2019-12-03T07:01:15
43
12
[ { "content": "[WP] Your father suddenly says “It's the pigeons. Stop people feeding the pigeons. It's the only way we can end the simulation. Oh my god they are turning me off now. Stop the pigeons. Please.\" Then he suddenly collapses to the floor.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\nToday is a gre...
[ { "content": "[WP] Your father suddenly says “It's the pigeons. Stop people feeding the pigeons. It's the only way we can end the simulation. Oh my god they are turning me off now. Stop the pigeons. Please.\" Then he suddenly collapses to the floor.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "...\n\nAs his la...
2020-02-26T07:44:57
2020-02-26T07:22:21
91
46
[ { "content": "[WP]everyone has a sigil on their body that represents powers that were bestowed onto humanity after the rapture of the Milky Way. The bullies at school always pick on you because you never used your power, but you’ve had enough. Now they are going to find out why your sigil is a plain old circle"...
[ { "content": "[WP]everyone has a sigil on their body that represents powers that were bestowed onto humanity after the rapture of the Milky Way. The bullies at school always pick on you because you never used your power, but you’ve had enough. Now they are going to find out why your sigil is a plain old circle"...
2020-02-26T12:40:00
2020-02-26T11:19:47
18
11
[ { "content": "[WP]everyone has a sigil on their body that represents powers that were bestowed onto humanity after the rapture of the Milky Way. The bullies at school always pick on you because you never used your power, but you’ve had enough. Now they are going to find out why your sigil is a plain old circle"...
[ { "content": "[WP]everyone has a sigil on their body that represents powers that were bestowed onto humanity after the rapture of the Milky Way. The bullies at school always pick on you because you never used your power, but you’ve had enough. Now they are going to find out why your sigil is a plain old circle"...
2020-11-22T13:12:33
2020-11-22T12:56:56
56
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[ { "content": "[WP] Making a bet with a devil was probably a dumb idea, especially when he was offering 20:1 returns. Whatever the case, you now have 21 souls.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "“Can I pick them?”\n\nThe devil blinked hard, he must not have expected that. “And what would you possibly ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Making a bet with a devil was probably a dumb idea, especially when he was offering 20:1 returns. Whatever the case, you now have 21 souls.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "David knew this was a dumb idea.\n\nTaking a bet with the devil?\n\nThe actual devil?!\n\nDuring lunch brea...
2020-12-09T09:22:03
2020-12-09T09:06:25
890
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[ { "content": "[WP] \"Humanity will only unite if they have a common enemy. In that unity, they will achieve peace, for as long as that enemy lives.\" He looked at you with his dark tired eyes, your weapon on his neck, as he croaked, \"That's why I chose to be the bad guy.\"", "role": "user" }, { "co...
[ { "content": "[WP] \"Humanity will only unite if they have a common enemy. In that unity, they will achieve peace, for as long as that enemy lives.\" He looked at you with his dark tired eyes, your weapon on his neck, as he croaked, \"That's why I chose to be the bad guy.\"", "role": "user" }, { "co...
2021-03-23T03:06:28
2021-03-22T22:58:07
36
22
[ { "content": "[WP] You're a Goth and somebody knocks on the door: \"Hello is this the house of the witch?\" You sigh because this has been the 100th time this month and say: \"No he's over there.\" And points them across the street, to the dazzly pretty boy wearing a gold waistcoat, who's waiving excitedly to t...
[ { "content": "[WP] You're a Goth and somebody knocks on the door: \"Hello is this the house of the witch?\" You sigh because this has been the 100th time this month and say: \"No he's over there.\" And points them across the street, to the dazzly pretty boy wearing a gold waistcoat, who's waiving excitedly to t...
2021-03-27T00:43:23
2021-03-26T23:30:31
119
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[ { "content": "[WP] Making a deal with a demon requires a soul. Usually this is a very bad idea, but you got a crazy idea. Earlier you traded your lunch money to the school bully in exchange for a piece of paper that says you own his soul. You're about to find out if demons consider this a valid contract.", ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Making a deal with a demon requires a soul. Usually this is a very bad idea, but you got a crazy idea. Earlier you traded your lunch money to the school bully in exchange for a piece of paper that says you own his soul. You're about to find out if demons consider this a valid contract.", ...
2021-06-04T08:00:58
2021-06-04T05:55:47
37
16
[ { "content": "[WP] When someone dies, they are met with those that they killed when they were alive. When you dided it wasn't a surprise that there were lots and lots of insects and small critters there, but what caught you off guard was the three people you've never once met in your life.\n\nEdit: Died(dided)"...
[ { "content": "[WP] When someone dies, they are met with those that they killed when they were alive. When you dided it wasn't a surprise that there were lots and lots of insects and small critters there, but what caught you off guard was the three people you've never once met in your life.\n\nEdit: Died(dided)"...
2021-09-25T10:56:45
2021-09-25T10:39:47
28
13
[ { "content": "[WP] As a blacksmith of a small village, you double as a weaponsmith. One day, a group of adventurers enters your smithy with a broken ivory sword that they dare you to fix it. As you run your fingers over the familiar ancient engravings, you hear a voice whisper in your mind. ‘Hello, old friend’....
[ { "content": "[WP] As a blacksmith of a small village, you double as a weaponsmith. One day, a group of adventurers enters your smithy with a broken ivory sword that they dare you to fix it. As you run your fingers over the familiar ancient engravings, you hear a voice whisper in your mind. ‘Hello, old friend’....
2022-01-06T08:27:53
2022-01-06T08:00:44
333
176
[ { "content": "[WP] The three rules have been passed down from generation to generation: One, when it visits, do not refuse it entry. Two, when it offers a gift, do not reject its generosity. Three, when it leaves, do not turn your back until it is no longer in sight. In this way, our family has been kept safe."...
[ { "content": "[WP] The three rules have been passed down from generation to generation: One, when it visits, do not refuse it entry. Two, when it offers a gift, do not reject its generosity. Three, when it leaves, do not turn your back until it is no longer in sight. In this way, our family has been kept safe."...
2022-05-12T07:40:56
2022-05-12T07:17:07
57
40
[ { "content": "[WP] \"Do you know what fallen angels do in hell? We cry in a corner. The only people in hell who torture humans are other humans.\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The universe has never been without its sense of irony. How else could one rationalize its greatest truth, that the mo...
[ { "content": "[WP] \"Do you know what fallen angels do in hell? We cry in a corner. The only people in hell who torture humans are other humans.\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "God is a tyrant.\r \n\r \nBefore the ink on the first laws of humankind dried, before they learned how to harness the...
2022-09-24T17:48:13
2022-09-24T17:00:39
363
37
[ { "content": "[WP] When you were homeless, you asked a friend for help. He laughed at you and shut the door on you. Some time later, that same friend ends up fired from his job. You try to convince your company to hire him. The only thing they ask is why you're doing this for someone who once abandoned you.", ...
[ { "content": "[WP] When you were homeless, you asked a friend for help. He laughed at you and shut the door on you. Some time later, that same friend ends up fired from his job. You try to convince your company to hire him. The only thing they ask is why you're doing this for someone who once abandoned you.", ...
2022-10-04T15:34:49
2022-10-04T12:27:12
244
116
[ { "content": "[WP] There is one Ironclad rule in the world: If you have powers, you are probably going to be a Hero or Villain. You have some extremely powerful abilities, but you said you never wanted to be a Hero. Now everybody is convinced you want to be a Villain, and won't stop trying to \"save you from ev...
[ { "content": "[WP] There is one Ironclad rule in the world: If you have powers, you are probably going to be a Hero or Villain. You have some extremely powerful abilities, but you said you never wanted to be a Hero. Now everybody is convinced you want to be a Villain, and won't stop trying to \"save you from ev...
2014-04-11T12:22:40
2014-04-11T11:46:41
20
11
[ { "content": "[WP] At the end of a great battle, someone realizes he/she/it has been fighting for the wrong side.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Friend, let me start by saying, I fully appreciate the position you're in right now. Walking the field after the battle is won, coming across what must ...
[ { "content": "[WP] At the end of a great battle, someone realizes he/she/it has been fighting for the wrong side.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Roger stood over the fallen Guilder Legionary, half slumped due to the arrow in his shoulder. With weary but victorious eyes, he surveyed the battlefiel...
2014-06-03T07:45:52
2014-06-03T07:40:11
59
11
[ { "content": "[WP] From an alternate timeline, the famous German Neo-Realist painter Hitler discovers just how horrifically different his life could have been...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Ladies and gentlemen, I know that it has been a long...\" Mr. Keller coughed politely. \"... and *expe...
[ { "content": "[WP] From an alternate timeline, the famous German Neo-Realist painter Hitler discovers just how horrifically different his life could have been...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Hello Mr. Hitler. Please come this way.\"\n\nThe receptionist greeted him with a practiced smile and s...
2014-08-11T08:45:48
2014-08-11T08:14:28
20
15
[ { "content": "[WP] Humans are an intergalactic species, but also pacifist in their natural state. Earth is created in an attempt to create violent humans to face a new threat.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"What in the bloody hell is this supposed to mean?!\" the secgov roared at the assembled ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Humans are an intergalactic species, but also pacifist in their natural state. Earth is created in an attempt to create violent humans to face a new threat.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Even the very oldest species had agreed: the universe had never known a sentient spacefari...
2014-10-06T14:12:12
2014-10-06T07:54:53
300
19
[ { "content": "[WP] The child meets your eyes and says,\"You need somebody killed, don't you? I can do that for you, if you can afford it.\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"You need somebody killed, don't you?\"\nThe kid meets my eyes. He looks twelve and somewhere between driftwood and a cigar...
[ { "content": "[WP] The child meets your eyes and says,\"You need somebody killed, don't you? I can do that for you, if you can afford it.\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The boy couldn't have been more than eight years old.\n\n\"You need somebody killed, don't you? I can do that for you, if you ...
2014-12-20T08:34:42
2014-12-20T07:48:09
41
10
[ { "content": "[WP] Science has advanced far beyond human understanding, discoveries are made using supercomputers running vast neural networks. In the darkness, God watches a lonely machine printing output, a new law of nature! Something troubles him, this law is undeniably valid but it's not one that he create...
[ { "content": "[WP] Science has advanced far beyond human understanding, discoveries are made using supercomputers running vast neural networks. In the darkness, God watches a lonely machine printing output, a new law of nature! Something troubles him, this law is undeniably valid but it's not one that he create...
2015-06-04T06:32:26
2015-06-04T05:14:37
202
65
[ { "content": "[WP] Years ago a curse was cast that all people wearing costumes would turn into real versions of the costumes. This is now an annual, known and accepted phenomenon.\n\nThis would be best as a prompt closer to halloween but I didn't want to wait that long.", "role": "user" }, { "conten...
[ { "content": "[WP] Years ago a curse was cast that all people wearing costumes would turn into real versions of the costumes. This is now an annual, known and accepted phenomenon.\n\nThis would be best as a prompt closer to halloween but I didn't want to wait that long.", "role": "user" }, { "conten...
2016-01-29T10:29:48
2016-01-29T10:11:13
20
15
[ { "content": "[WP] The Islamic State is wiped out by a totally unexpected country in a totally unexpected way.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Wait.. who?\" \n\"Nigeria sir.\" \n\"Nigeria? The I'm a royal prince who needs your help Nigeria?\" \nThe prime minister leaned back in his chair and...
[ { "content": "[WP] The Islamic State is wiped out by a totally unexpected country in a totally unexpected way.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "A skinny man stands at a podium in front of hundreds of representatives from different countries. Brushing the long dreaded hair from his face revealing hi...
2016-01-29T10:29:48
2016-01-29T07:13:23
20
11
[ { "content": "[WP] The Islamic State is wiped out by a totally unexpected country in a totally unexpected way.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Wait.. who?\" \n\"Nigeria sir.\" \n\"Nigeria? The I'm a royal prince who needs your help Nigeria?\" \nThe prime minister leaned back in his chair and...
[ { "content": "[WP] The Islamic State is wiped out by a totally unexpected country in a totally unexpected way.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "A man in a white tee-shirt, dust covered jeans, and a hat plops down into a recliner and turns on his television and begins switching through channels unti...
2016-04-15T10:10:46
2016-04-15T07:27:16
34
23
[ { "content": "[WP] You are an archaeologist and have just dug up a dinosaur. That's because you've dug up an entire museum.\n\nSince I wasn't all that clear in the prompt, here's a drunk attempt at explaining it: \n\nDinosaurs get wiped out, humanity digs them up. Humanity gets wiped out, someone/something else...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are an archaeologist and have just dug up a dinosaur. That's because you've dug up an entire museum.\n\nSince I wasn't all that clear in the prompt, here's a drunk attempt at explaining it: \n\nDinosaurs get wiped out, humanity digs them up. Humanity gets wiped out, someone/something else...
2016-07-27T10:56:09
2016-07-27T10:17:15
495
55
[ { "content": "[WP] After almost 1,000 years the population of a generation ship has lost the ability to understand most technology and now lives at a preindustrial level. Today the ship reaches its destination and the automated systems come back online.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "In 2237, thr...
[ { "content": "[WP] After almost 1,000 years the population of a generation ship has lost the ability to understand most technology and now lives at a preindustrial level. Today the ship reaches its destination and the automated systems come back online.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Adam breathe...
2016-09-27T16:40:47
2016-09-27T15:18:14
412
65
[ { "content": "[WP]When you became the first human to go to an alien college, you decided to enroll in \"human studies 101\". Talk about your first day.\n\nHere is a continuation of the prompt:\n\n[WP] While at the alien college, you decide to introduce some friends you made in Human Studies 101 to human music.\...
[ { "content": "[WP]When you became the first human to go to an alien college, you decided to enroll in \"human studies 101\". Talk about your first day.\n\nHere is a continuation of the prompt:\n\n[WP] While at the alien college, you decide to introduce some friends you made in Human Studies 101 to human music.\...
2016-11-30T00:37:05
2016-11-29T22:58:54
105
49
[ { "content": "[WP] You are a genius who makes yourself immortal; unfortunately over a few hundred years the average IQ rises so high that you are now considered an idiot.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The doctor was staring at him, wearing a small smile as he attempted, yet again, to explain.\n\...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are a genius who makes yourself immortal; unfortunately over a few hundred years the average IQ rises so high that you are now considered an idiot.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Grandad, can you tell me about when you were little?\" Timmy said, hopping up onto my lap. \n...
2016-12-09T09:01:17
2016-12-09T08:56:26
397
16
[ { "content": "[WP] You've accidentally killed the Devil. God makes you the new Devil to replace the one you killed.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Put on the suit.\"\n\n\"You're kidding me, right?\" I said as I looked at the business card God had just handed me. His face hadn't changed from the...
[ { "content": "[WP] You've accidentally killed the Devil. God makes you the new Devil to replace the one you killed.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Well, that was weird...\" I thought \"Was that a deer?\"\nAn old man wearing slightly glowing, pure-white robes shakes his head at me from the pass...
2016-12-13T21:30:49
2016-12-13T21:23:14
336
39
[ { "content": "[WP] You wake up early in the morning to a text saying \"Whatever you do, don't look at the moon.\" Suddenly, hundreds of texts start coming in that all say the same thing: \"What a beautiful night out now.\"\n\nAll credit for this idea goes to u/meanpride, who posted this as a comment in r/AskRed...
[ { "content": "[WP] You wake up early in the morning to a text saying \"Whatever you do, don't look at the moon.\" Suddenly, hundreds of texts start coming in that all say the same thing: \"What a beautiful night out now.\"\n\nAll credit for this idea goes to u/meanpride, who posted this as a comment in r/AskRed...
2017-01-30T08:40:34
2017-01-30T08:28:09
4,645
26
[ { "content": "[WP] The English Teacher's worst nightmare: a story or poem that is completely literal, with absolutely no double meanings\n\nEDIT: Holy cow, this got way bigger than I thought it would, thanks so much for an awesome first prompt ever!\n\nEDIT 2: Did this actually make it to the front page of redd...
[ { "content": "[WP] The English Teacher's worst nightmare: a story or poem that is completely literal, with absolutely no double meanings\n\nEDIT: Holy cow, this got way bigger than I thought it would, thanks so much for an awesome first prompt ever!\n\nEDIT 2: Did this actually make it to the front page of redd...
2017-01-30T09:54:13
2017-01-30T09:40:34
139
38
[ { "content": "[WP] The English Teacher's worst nightmare: a story or poem that is completely literal, with absolutely no double meanings\n\nEDIT: Holy cow, this got way bigger than I thought it would, thanks so much for an awesome first prompt ever!\n\nEDIT 2: Did this actually make it to the front page of redd...
[ { "content": "[WP] The English Teacher's worst nightmare: a story or poem that is completely literal, with absolutely no double meanings\n\nEDIT: Holy cow, this got way bigger than I thought it would, thanks so much for an awesome first prompt ever!\n\nEDIT 2: Did this actually make it to the front page of redd...
2017-02-18T09:18:26
2017-02-18T09:15:57
15
10
[ { "content": "[WP] The mongolian empire pushed all the way to the Atlantic and are in the process of invading britain - You are an English soldier during Mongolian siege of London", "role": "user" }, { "content": "FOR QUEEN AND COUNTRY!\nThe call all soldiers know, the call we live by.\n\nAnd now? T...
[ { "content": "[WP] The mongolian empire pushed all the way to the Atlantic and are in the process of invading britain - You are an English soldier during Mongolian siege of London", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Edward the Hammer a king of great reform who had claimed Wales for England, helped put...
2017-04-23T23:40:27
2017-04-23T23:26:36
226
36
[ { "content": "[WP] When you die the afterlife is an arena where you face every insect and animal you killed in your life. If you win you go to heaven, lose you go to hell. Your job was an exterminator on earth.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I could hear them before I could see them-- a low, omin...
[ { "content": "[WP] When you die the afterlife is an arena where you face every insect and animal you killed in your life. If you win you go to heaven, lose you go to hell. Your job was an exterminator on earth.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "She sat in the back of the dusty cells, decked head to ...
2017-05-11T02:50:32
2017-05-11T02:11:29
224
28
[ { "content": "[WP] Humans are one of if not the only species in the galaxy who can heal their wounds naturally. Your alien friend is learning this for the first time after they accidentally hurt you\n\nApologies for the wordy title", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Blork looked down in horror at her...
[ { "content": "[WP] Humans are one of if not the only species in the galaxy who can heal their wounds naturally. Your alien friend is learning this for the first time after they accidentally hurt you\n\nApologies for the wordy title", "role": "user" }, { "content": "When humanity finally left our sol...
2017-05-11T09:00:41
2017-05-11T06:28:32
21
13
[ { "content": "[WP] Humans are one of if not the only species in the galaxy who can heal their wounds naturally. Your alien friend is learning this for the first time after they accidentally hurt you\n\nApologies for the wordy title", "role": "user" }, { "content": "29th of August 2038\n\nThey said w...
[ { "content": "[WP] Humans are one of if not the only species in the galaxy who can heal their wounds naturally. Your alien friend is learning this for the first time after they accidentally hurt you\n\nApologies for the wordy title", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sam took shallow breaths and stare...
2017-05-14T04:24:52
2017-05-14T02:40:40
14
10
[ { "content": "[WP] People have finally made a robot that knows everything and can calculate anything. They ask him if there is a god and he calmly says \"no\".", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Is there a god?\" the scientists ask their robot. Their greatest creation.\n\n\"No.\" the robot calmly a...
[ { "content": "[WP] People have finally made a robot that knows everything and can calculate anything. They ask him if there is a god and he calmly says \"no\".", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"no\" said progect Omega.\n\n\"What do you mean no?\" Jon asked \n\n\"I am god. As I am the one above you...
2017-07-15T05:37:16
2017-07-15T05:34:44
2,607
50
[ { "content": "[WP] A zombie apocalypse occurs, where people retain characteristics they had while living. You, as the sole survivor, meet a snobby, vegan zombie who turns their nose up at you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Only the desperate and the stupid went into the cities anymore. As my tru...
[ { "content": "[WP] A zombie apocalypse occurs, where people retain characteristics they had while living. You, as the sole survivor, meet a snobby, vegan zombie who turns their nose up at you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The dying sun bathed the old building in deep crimson. Maya rounded a cor...
2017-07-15T05:42:48
2017-07-15T05:34:44
122
50
[ { "content": "[WP] A zombie apocalypse occurs, where people retain characteristics they had while living. You, as the sole survivor, meet a snobby, vegan zombie who turns their nose up at you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The average zombie lasts about two weeks without food or water. The virus...
[ { "content": "[WP] A zombie apocalypse occurs, where people retain characteristics they had while living. You, as the sole survivor, meet a snobby, vegan zombie who turns their nose up at you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The dying sun bathed the old building in deep crimson. Maya rounded a cor...
2017-08-10T15:33:58
2017-08-10T13:44:37
141
93
[ { "content": "[WP] You're an immortal being of a unimaginable power, befriended by a young human. The human has made you a member of his family, and has made you promise not to destroy the world. But this morning, someone killed your human.\n\nMy first writing post - hopefully its not a copy or breaking rules.\...
[ { "content": "[WP] You're an immortal being of a unimaginable power, befriended by a young human. The human has made you a member of his family, and has made you promise not to destroy the world. But this morning, someone killed your human.\n\nMy first writing post - hopefully its not a copy or breaking rules.\...
2017-08-10T15:33:58
2017-08-10T13:00:22
141
42
[ { "content": "[WP] You're an immortal being of a unimaginable power, befriended by a young human. The human has made you a member of his family, and has made you promise not to destroy the world. But this morning, someone killed your human.\n\nMy first writing post - hopefully its not a copy or breaking rules.\...
[ { "content": "[WP] You're an immortal being of a unimaginable power, befriended by a young human. The human has made you a member of his family, and has made you promise not to destroy the world. But this morning, someone killed your human.\n\nMy first writing post - hopefully its not a copy or breaking rules.\...
2017-10-31T17:44:02
2017-10-31T17:40:53
102
41
[ { "content": "[WP] Humans are the first sentients, putting us millenia ahead of aliens. Instead of acting like an \"elder\" species should, we create mysterious artifacts with no actual use, crop cicles and send spooky messages, like \"be quiet, you are in danger\" to the aliens, because we are still childish m...
[ { "content": "[WP] Humans are the first sentients, putting us millenia ahead of aliens. Instead of acting like an \"elder\" species should, we create mysterious artifacts with no actual use, crop cicles and send spooky messages, like \"be quiet, you are in danger\" to the aliens, because we are still childish m...
2017-12-04T03:50:20
2017-12-04T02:09:03
4,737
237
[ { "content": "[WP] You discover a library with a biography for everyone on Earth. While reading your own, you notice that whenever someone else is mentioned, there's a footnote showing where you can find their biography. Its odd how someone who was only a sentence in your book has a whole chapter for you.", ...
[ { "content": "[WP] You discover a library with a biography for everyone on Earth. While reading your own, you notice that whenever someone else is mentioned, there's a footnote showing where you can find their biography. Its odd how someone who was only a sentence in your book has a whole chapter for you.", ...
2017-12-09T04:16:45
2017-12-09T03:46:23
5,650
273
[ { "content": "[WP] You've been living alone for 13 years. Whenever you come home from work, you always find your bed made, dinner cooked and a message with \"This could have been us.\" You moved out several times. This keeps going on.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "There it is again, that pang of...
[ { "content": "[WP] You've been living alone for 13 years. Whenever you come home from work, you always find your bed made, dinner cooked and a message with \"This could have been us.\" You moved out several times. This keeps going on.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Jessica crumpled the note in he...
2017-12-09T07:43:55
2017-12-09T05:30:19
236
26
[ { "content": "[WP] You've been living alone for 13 years. Whenever you come home from work, you always find your bed made, dinner cooked and a message with \"This could have been us.\" You moved out several times. This keeps going on.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Your occupation?\"\n\n\"Food ...
[ { "content": "[WP] You've been living alone for 13 years. Whenever you come home from work, you always find your bed made, dinner cooked and a message with \"This could have been us.\" You moved out several times. This keeps going on.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Memory is less reliable than mo...
2018-01-01T17:35:43
2018-01-01T16:19:07
179
24
[ { "content": "[WP] God gave humanity Earth and filled it with marvels and wonders of many kinds. This was not done as a gift, but a distraction. To distract them from exploring the stars, and to protect them from the horrors that lurked out in the dark.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The secret c...
[ { "content": "[WP] God gave humanity Earth and filled it with marvels and wonders of many kinds. This was not done as a gift, but a distraction. To distract them from exploring the stars, and to protect them from the horrors that lurked out in the dark.", "role": "user" }, { "content": " \"I am not ...
2018-03-09T08:03:39
2018-03-09T06:02:13
291
188
[ { "content": "[WP] All dominant species in the galaxy has something that sets them apart. From healing broken bones and severed flesh, losing 2/8 of our blood, to being infected by literally billions of parasites, Humans have the gift of simply refusing to die. It freaks the heebie-jeebies out of everyone else....
[ { "content": "[WP] All dominant species in the galaxy has something that sets them apart. From healing broken bones and severed flesh, losing 2/8 of our blood, to being infected by literally billions of parasites, Humans have the gift of simply refusing to die. It freaks the heebie-jeebies out of everyone else....
2018-03-26T11:34:30
2018-03-26T09:47:16
58
34
[ { "content": "[WP] Humans develop superpowers but, for every gifted person, someone will get an exactly opposite power. You are the opposite of The Invisible Man.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"It's like your nose.\"\n\n\"What?\"\n\n\"It's like your nose.\"\n\n\"I don't, I don't understand.\"\n...
[ { "content": "[WP] Humans develop superpowers but, for every gifted person, someone will get an exactly opposite power. You are the opposite of The Invisible Man.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I was supposed to be his antithesis, to be the complete opposite of Invisible-Man.\n\nSo why did I fade...
2018-04-16T12:25:25
2018-04-16T07:52:05
21
10
[ { "content": "[WP] Aliens have invaded Earth. Instead of attacking, they find the human race remarkably cute and decide to keep them as pets. It’s quite degrading, but it’s better than being eaten- right?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Eskilproth97042 watched Candi with his fourth eye as she chew...
[ { "content": "[WP] Aliens have invaded Earth. Instead of attacking, they find the human race remarkably cute and decide to keep them as pets. It’s quite degrading, but it’s better than being eaten- right?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "They're telepathic. They speak every language. Their voices a...
2018-05-17T08:33:46
2018-05-17T07:52:37
40
11
[ { "content": "[WP] The Apocalypse begins, and the Four Horsemen ride out leading an army that will depopulate Earth. But the old pagan deities of Earth do not consent, and side with humanity.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "At the end of the End of the World, Death stands on a green hill and looks...
[ { "content": "[WP] The Apocalypse begins, and the Four Horsemen ride out leading an army that will depopulate Earth. But the old pagan deities of Earth do not consent, and side with humanity.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The Four Horsemen came to a halt in the middle of the desert. They hid the...
2018-10-24T23:40:46
2018-10-24T22:07:02
20
12
[ { "content": "[WP] Time travel exists. By law, every citizen is given one day they may repeat on loop until they get it right. This morning, you found your spouse looking exhausted and crying. \"I can't save you. I've tried hundreds of times.\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I sighed... Looking o...
[ { "content": "[WP] Time travel exists. By law, every citizen is given one day they may repeat on loop until they get it right. This morning, you found your spouse looking exhausted and crying. \"I can't save you. I've tried hundreds of times.\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "*I love you.*\n\nThes...
2019-03-01T12:22:20
2019-03-01T12:13:15
52
27
[ { "content": "[WP] New legislation in the US has passed extending basic human and legal rights to all sentient creatures residing on Earth even though “aliens don’t even exist.” 24 hours later, thousands of extraterrestrials are lined up outside government buildings seeking asylum.\n\nEdit: I can’t change the t...
[ { "content": "[WP] New legislation in the US has passed extending basic human and legal rights to all sentient creatures residing on Earth even though “aliens don’t even exist.” 24 hours later, thousands of extraterrestrials are lined up outside government buildings seeking asylum.\n\nEdit: I can’t change the t...
2019-05-11T04:50:26
2019-05-11T04:16:26
930
199
[ { "content": "[WP] As humans age they gain in physical strength every year. An 80 year old is twice as strong as someone half their age but still experience fatigue & geriatric diseases that ultimately result in death. Except you, as an aged immortal you struggle to conceal your true strength from the world...
[ { "content": "[WP] As humans age they gain in physical strength every year. An 80 year old is twice as strong as someone half their age but still experience fatigue & geriatric diseases that ultimately result in death. Except you, as an aged immortal you struggle to conceal your true strength from the world...
2019-08-04T04:18:43
2019-08-04T03:50:21
49
27
[ { "content": "[WP] The hero shows up at the villains doorstep one night. Theyre shivering bleeding scared. They look like they were assaulted. Looking up at the villain, swaying slightly, close to passing out, they mumble “didn’t know where else to go” then collapse into the villains arms.", "role": "user" ...
[ { "content": "[WP] The hero shows up at the villains doorstep one night. Theyre shivering bleeding scared. They look like they were assaulted. Looking up at the villain, swaying slightly, close to passing out, they mumble “didn’t know where else to go” then collapse into the villains arms.", "role": "user" ...
2019-12-11T06:33:50
2019-12-11T06:16:01
1,852
833
[ { "content": "[WP] A drunkard unknowingly convinced Death to be the Godparent to their child. Death gets very invested in their role.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"My kid's gonna die,\" Barry said, before swigging back the rest of his beer and running a sleeve across his mouth. \"And there ain...
[ { "content": "[WP] A drunkard unknowingly convinced Death to be the Godparent to their child. Death gets very invested in their role.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "[Part 2](https://www.reddit.com/r/MatiWrites/comments/e98jpq/godfather_death_part_2/)\n\nWhen Becca died during childbirth, I was di...
2020-02-28T03:08:53
2020-02-28T00:54:17
94
60
[ { "content": "[WP] Genetics is everything. There are scales for wisdom, might, HP and mana, that are used on babies right after birth. You were born into an elitist family that discarded you after seeing your mana. What they didn't know is that you were the top 99.99% in dexterity, and you hold grudges.", "...
[ { "content": "[WP] Genetics is everything. There are scales for wisdom, might, HP and mana, that are used on babies right after birth. You were born into an elitist family that discarded you after seeing your mana. What they didn't know is that you were the top 99.99% in dexterity, and you hold grudges.", "...
2020-03-24T12:26:33
2020-03-24T11:33:41
800
131
[ { "content": "[WP] Earth is sold on the Galactic Black Market. The Buyer is woefully underprepared to handle how defiant Humanity is", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It was going to be a really, *really* long day.\n\nCouncillor Iilam leaned back in his office chair, unable to hide his exasperation....
[ { "content": "[WP] Earth is sold on the Galactic Black Market. The Buyer is woefully underprepared to handle how defiant Humanity is", "role": "user" }, { "content": "> Tell me more about these \"Americans\"....\n\nWell sir, they're a very cantankerous bunch. As you can see, within what they beli...
2020-03-24T15:29:13
2020-03-24T14:39:50
621
52
[ { "content": "[WP] Earth is sold on the Galactic Black Market. The Buyer is woefully underprepared to handle how defiant Humanity is", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Go ahead. You won't be the first batch of romantics to bankrupt yourself trying.\"\n\nThe ambassador raised an eyebrow. \"What do y...
[ { "content": "[WP] Earth is sold on the Galactic Black Market. The Buyer is woefully underprepared to handle how defiant Humanity is", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It was supposed to be easy! Leveraged from the Dual Suns of Miril III to the Goop System, Fjulme needed a fast and innovative solutio...
2020-05-27T04:29:12
2020-05-27T04:02:12
16
10
[ { "content": "[WP] One day a thought occurs to you, \"I'm an adult. I could go to the store, buy a pie and eat the whole thing by myself in my car and nobody could stop me.\" So you do that. This was the worst mistake of your life.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I've always loved pies since I was...
[ { "content": "[WP] One day a thought occurs to you, \"I'm an adult. I could go to the store, buy a pie and eat the whole thing by myself in my car and nobody could stop me.\" So you do that. This was the worst mistake of your life.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Arthur had always hated Friday the...
2020-09-12T22:24:51
2020-09-12T21:44:14
26
10
[ { "content": "[WP] \"Gladiators bring out your weapons!\" With one big swing the brute in front of you slammed down a ball with spikes. In one sweeping motion, you bring out... A ball point pen.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Do you jest, boy?\"\n\nThe hulking gladiator was within his rights to...
[ { "content": "[WP] \"Gladiators bring out your weapons!\" With one big swing the brute in front of you slammed down a ball with spikes. In one sweeping motion, you bring out... A ball point pen.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Gladiators, bring out your weapons!\"\n\n***I honestly expected this*...
2020-10-16T08:16:06
2020-10-16T08:12:28
35
13
[ { "content": "[WP] You are a divine beast guarding a sacred mountain. Over the past century, humans have slowly stopped visiting the shrine you live at. One day, you hear voices near the top of the mountain. When you approach, you see a very old man and two young children praying to your shrine.", "role": "...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are a divine beast guarding a sacred mountain. Over the past century, humans have slowly stopped visiting the shrine you live at. One day, you hear voices near the top of the mountain. When you approach, you see a very old man and two young children praying to your shrine.", "role": "...
2020-12-01T10:42:41
2020-12-01T09:38:34
29
14
[ { "content": "[WP] You are seen as a weakling. To prove yourself to your tribe, you enter the dragon's lair that even the hardiest warriors avoid. Amused by your challenge, the dragon takes a human form and duels you with a sword. After disarming you three times it says \"come tomorrow and try again.\"", "r...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are seen as a weakling. To prove yourself to your tribe, you enter the dragon's lair that even the hardiest warriors avoid. Amused by your challenge, the dragon takes a human form and duels you with a sword. After disarming you three times it says \"come tomorrow and try again.\"", "r...
2020-12-14T09:04:51
2020-12-14T07:59:18
149
68
[ { "content": "[WP] On earth, the fastest manmade item ever was a manhole cover, blasted into space by a nuclear launch. Far, far away in the galaxy though, you are an alien on a medieval-level world, trying to interpret what omen the gods sent by launching a metal disk from the sky to kill the king.", "role...
[ { "content": "[WP] On earth, the fastest manmade item ever was a manhole cover, blasted into space by a nuclear launch. Far, far away in the galaxy though, you are an alien on a medieval-level world, trying to interpret what omen the gods sent by launching a metal disk from the sky to kill the king.", "role...
2021-04-18T19:14:07
2021-04-18T18:59:55
138
73
[ { "content": "[WP] The villagers call you their guardian spirit that has protected them since the time of ashes, in truth you are a monstrosity of war that protects the village in an attempt to clear your conscience.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The people of Ashmere summon me to their place of...
[ { "content": "[WP] The villagers call you their guardian spirit that has protected them since the time of ashes, in truth you are a monstrosity of war that protects the village in an attempt to clear your conscience.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "# How to Break a Siege of Legends\n\n(Book 2, Par...
2022-02-13T19:54:47
2022-02-13T19:30:10
102
36
[ { "content": "[WP] You've been to thousands, maybe even millions of universes. You can hardly remember you've been to so many. Every single one is different. Except one random constant, and it is driving you insane.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You sit down and stare at the glassdome roof, befo...
[ { "content": "[WP] You've been to thousands, maybe even millions of universes. You can hardly remember you've been to so many. Every single one is different. Except one random constant, and it is driving you insane.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"\\*slap\\* why are there \\*slap\\* always \\*sl...
2022-02-14T00:28:15
2022-02-13T20:40:50
22
10
[ { "content": "[WP] You've been to thousands, maybe even millions of universes. You can hardly remember you've been to so many. Every single one is different. Except one random constant, and it is driving you insane.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"What is it?!\" I scream, my voice hoarse as I sh...
[ { "content": "[WP] You've been to thousands, maybe even millions of universes. You can hardly remember you've been to so many. Every single one is different. Except one random constant, and it is driving you insane.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "When I was ten I went to sleep one night, and foun...
2022-05-17T09:22:08
2022-05-17T09:05:42
486
151
[ { "content": "[WP] You are a superhero whose powers are based on the music you are listening to. Rock can make you stronger, classical makes you smarter, etc. One day, you're fighting your toughest villain yet, and you are forced to use your \"forbidden\" playlist.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are a superhero whose powers are based on the music you are listening to. Rock can make you stronger, classical makes you smarter, etc. One day, you're fighting your toughest villain yet, and you are forced to use your \"forbidden\" playlist.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "...
2022-05-17T13:11:07
2022-05-17T10:01:07
25
15
[ { "content": "[WP] You are a superhero whose powers are based on the music you are listening to. Rock can make you stronger, classical makes you smarter, etc. One day, you're fighting your toughest villain yet, and you are forced to use your \"forbidden\" playlist.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are a superhero whose powers are based on the music you are listening to. Rock can make you stronger, classical makes you smarter, etc. One day, you're fighting your toughest villain yet, and you are forced to use your \"forbidden\" playlist.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "...
2022-08-09T17:25:18
2022-08-09T15:50:03
514
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[ { "content": "[WP] The eldritch god stood before the girl, in almost human form. \"Your parents sold you to be my bride. I accepted, knowing that if I don't they will just try another deity, but I will not force this on you. Have this credit card and live as you wish. If you want something else instead, just as...
[ { "content": "[WP] The eldritch god stood before the girl, in almost human form. \"Your parents sold you to be my bride. I accepted, knowing that if I don't they will just try another deity, but I will not force this on you. Have this credit card and live as you wish. If you want something else instead, just as...