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"content": "[WP] At the age of 16 everyone gets teleported into a small room. In front of you is a table with all kinds of meals from apples to gourmet meats. Whatever you take a bite of will determine what superpower you'll get. You are the first Person to take a bite of the table itself",
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2020-04-26T08:20:00 | 2020-04-26T05:58:23 | 154 | 26 | [
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"content": "[WP] “Do not go outside. Ignore all the cries for help, no matter how human they sound.” That was the last thing he said before he shut the basement door.",
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"content": "[WP] “Do not go outside. Ignore all the cries for help, no matter how human they sound.” That was the last thing he said before he shut the basement door.",
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"content": "My husband. \n\nIt calls to me. I hear him, yet I choose to ignore the voice. The voice has thic... |
2020-05-05T23:45:40 | 2020-05-05T22:20:06 | 71 | 34 | [
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"content": "[WP] A person who is immortal, because they are so stupidly entertaining Death keeps extending their life just to see what shenanigans they will get into next.\n\nEDIT: There is a good variety of responses here, from those who took the premise a bit too seriously to those who ran with it and made ... | [
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"content": "[WP] You are a mutant in Xavier's school for gifted youngsters with the power to teleport, well that's what you tell everyone. In reality you can pause time and you're not ready to be an omega class mutant.",
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"content": "[WP] You are a mutant in Xavier's school for gifted youngsters with the power to teleport, well that's what you tell everyone. In reality you can pause time and you're not ready to be an omega class mutant.",
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"content": "\"What's up, Diego\"\n\n\"Nothing, Mr Summers... |
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"content": "[WP] You are a mutant in Xavier's school for gifted youngsters with the power to teleport, well that's what you tell everyone. In reality you can pause time and you're not ready to be an omega class mutant.",
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"content": "“Oh god, come on move, please move!” A young... |
2020-11-16T05:06:48 | 2020-11-16T05:05:51 | 134 | 13 | [
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"content": "[WP] He rushes onwards like a bloody tempest, destroying all in an attempt to free you from the stake that binds you to the pyre at your feet. For before he was a Hero, he was the boy that gave you flowers. And before you were exposed and branded a Witch, you were the girl that taught him love.",
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"content": "[WP] He rushes onwards like a bloody tempest, destroying all in an attempt to free you from the stake that binds you to the pyre at your feet. For before he was a Hero, he was the boy that gave you flowers. And before you were exposed and branded a Witch, you were the girl that taught him love.",
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2020-12-15T07:42:35 | 2020-12-15T07:37:03 | 46 | 20 | [
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"content": "[WP] It was a freak accident, but you died. As you stand over your body someone steps next to you and speaks. \"I'll send you back if you do me a favor.\"",
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"content": "For every moment in your life, there's a non-zero percent chance to die.\n\nOf course, full-throt... | [
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"content": "[WP] It was a freak accident, but you died. As you stand over your body someone steps next to you and speaks. \"I'll send you back if you do me a favor.\"",
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"content": "Golden french toast, dripping with maple syrup. The real kind. His wife placed a plate of crispy ... |
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"content": "[WP] After hearing complaints countless times the hero just turns himself in and goes to prison. Now that the villains are destroying the city and running wild everyone is trying the convince the hero to come out and save the day. But the hero is not having any of this shit",
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"content": "[WP] After hearing complaints countless times the hero just turns himself in and goes to prison. Now that the villains are destroying the city and running wild everyone is trying the convince the hero to come out and save the day. But the hero is not having any of this shit",
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2021-05-13T13:47:55 | 2021-05-13T13:19:05 | 1,821 | 372 | [
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"content": "[WP] When a woman is married, she fully becomes part of the family she marries into. Last name, customs, DNA. Everything. So you have been exclusively courting dragons.\n\nhalf inspired by [this post](https://old.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/nbiu2t/yeah_sure/), half inspired by Marge Simpson's m... | [
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"content": "[WP] When a woman is married, she fully becomes part of the family she marries into. Last name, customs, DNA. Everything. So you have been exclusively courting dragons.\n\nhalf inspired by [this post](https://old.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/nbiu2t/yeah_sure/), half inspired by Marge Simpson's m... |
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"content": "[WP]For a thousand years a truce between our world and the demon world has held. Thousands die as the demons break the truce and attack, but they forgot the truce was to protect them from one of us… a special one…",
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"content": "[WP]For a thousand years a truce between our world and the demon world has held. Thousands die as the demons break the truce and attack, but they forgot the truce was to protect them from one of us… a special one…",
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"content": "Love,war,death and mother fucking demo... |
2021-10-06T10:15:34 | 2021-10-06T08:41:55 | 1,250 | 68 | [
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"content": "[WP] A demon just devoured your soul. You are both very confused as to why you are still alive.",
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"content": "The demon's metallic claws flashed in the candlelight. In hindsight, the summoning had been a mistake. Julia regretted not actually reading the warnings in ... | [
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"content": "[WP] A demon just devoured your soul. You are both very confused as to why you are still alive.",
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"content": "\"Mm, why, that was far from the most underwhelming burden of sin that I've been made privy to\"\n\nI could feel its evil presence, grasping and caressing t... |
2021-10-20T08:13:31 | 2021-10-20T07:34:12 | 82 | 19 | [
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"content": "[WP] You have spent the last few years learning and mastering morse code. You leave a small cafe at night and walk your way home. As you walk, it starts to rain. While the heavy rain starts to hit the ground, it sounds familiar to you. You realise the rain is telling you to run.",
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"content": "[WP] You have spent the last few years learning and mastering morse code. You leave a small cafe at night and walk your way home. As you walk, it starts to rain. While the heavy rain starts to hit the ground, it sounds familiar to you. You realise the rain is telling you to run.",
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2022-06-29T12:17:42 | 2022-06-29T10:31:31 | 158 | 46 | [
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"content": "[WP] You inhabit the body of a young prince that died from a fatal illness when he was barely at his teens. You learned to love his parents and you changed the world around you for the better. One day at your 17th birthday, a prophet from another court saw through you and revealed the truth.",
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2022-11-21T08:20:23 | 2022-11-21T08:03:51 | 448 | 47 | [
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"content": "[WP] You are allowed to 'downvote' a government candidate instead of voting normally, reducing their votes by one. Turns out people have little love for politicians, and the majority end with negative votes. In these democracies, anonymity is the key to winning.",
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2014-03-17T16:21:30 | 2014-03-17T13:06:41 | 64 | 32 | [
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"content": "[WP]: Click \"random\", and study the subreddit you got. Write about your discoveries like a victorian wilderness explorer",
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"content": "Dear Humphrey.\n\nI know you're busy at the admiralty nowadays, but my latest discovery requires you most immediate attentions. W... | [
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"content": "[Random Acts of Pizza] www.reddit.com/r/RAOP\n\nIt's a very... strange place indeed. The people there seem to be very generous an... |
2014-05-09T08:44:55 | 2014-05-09T08:07:26 | 70 | 22 | [
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"content": "[WP] You have 30 seconds with an ancestor of yours from 200 years ago (1814), before they are transported back to their time. What do you say to them? What effect appears in our world because of it?\n\nConsider for the sake of this prompt that they aren't totally freaked out by being plopped into ... | [
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2014-06-18T00:48:09 | 2014-06-18T00:30:51 | 338 | 133 | [
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"content": "[WP] You are a villain in a video game. The hero is using cheat codes, and you can't stand it any longer.",
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"content": "I respected you. How many times have we fought now? I've lost count. I remember when we began our eternal struggle. Your first few lives were ... | [
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"content": "[WP] You are a villain in a video game. The hero is using cheat codes, and you can't stand it any longer.",
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"content": "Listen, AAAAAAAAA, I know something funny is going on. I can't prove it, not concretely, but I know you're cheating.\n\nI know it. I can feel it... |
2014-08-08T11:30:34 | 2014-08-08T09:30:11 | 38 | 28 | [
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"content": "[WP]Humanity's last act of defiance against a more advanced and powerful alien race.",
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"content": "Old one eye, still had a few tricks up his sleeve. He had waited centuries, he could wait a few more days... \n\nThe first inhabitants to colonize the blue planet, w... | [
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"content": "[WP]Humanity's last act of defiance against a more advanced and powerful alien race.",
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"content": "After a long analysis of the sequence of events, our investigation has yielded that the destruction of the planet designated as G3X-C of the far Kreesm system was not ... |
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"content": "[WP]Humanity's last act of defiance against a more advanced and powerful alien race.",
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"content": "Old one eye, still had a few tricks up his sleeve. He had waited centuries, he could wait a few more days... \n\nThe first inhabitants to colonize the blue planet, w... | [
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"content": "[WP]Humanity's last act of defiance against a more advanced and powerful alien race.",
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"content": "\"Ladies and Gentlemen, this is Commander Ellecon. It has been a privelage to serve with you. As you can see, humanity has lost. We have failed to prevent our own exti... |
2014-09-22T09:21:04 | 2014-09-22T09:19:28 | 1,148 | 61 | [
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"content": "[WP] A man hands you a credit card, pulls out a pistol, and shoots himself. You look down just in time to see the name on the card change to yours.",
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"content": "Police Record of [REDACTED]'s Journal Following Incident [REDACTED]\n\n08/22/20xx\n\nToday I saw somebod... | [
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"content": "[WP] A man hands you a credit card, pulls out a pistol, and shoots himself. You look down just in time to see the name on the card change to yours.",
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"content": "Zevra held the card in her hand as she stood in shock at the dead man bleeding on the pavement below. A... |
2014-12-04T06:20:34 | 2014-12-04T06:17:57 | 74 | 17 | [
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"content": "[WP]You are walking down the path to your home when you notice a \"Glitch\".\n\nWhat? A glitch in the real world? You mean like the Bermuda Triangle? Your story might not be a story at all. Who knows?",
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"content": "I looked up from my phone just as the copy passed m... | [
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"content": "[WP]You are walking down the path to your home when you notice a \"Glitch\".\n\nWhat? A glitch in the real world? You mean like the Bermuda Triangle? Your story might not be a story at all. Who knows?",
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"content": "Ed was jogging down the sidewalk as he took his 5 o... |
2022-09-15T12:44:53 | 2015-01-12T14:12:50 | 1,493 | 11 | [
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"content": "[WP] Write a story that literally makes no sense while reading it until the very last sentence.",
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"content": "Elephants are big but this one is unique. Almost the size of the sun but blue. He's flying, without wings obviously.\n\nNinjas everywhere. This poor man is ... | [
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"content": "[WP] Write a story that literally makes no sense while reading it until the very last sentence.",
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"content": "Every time I tried it wouldnt come out. The pain was so severe, but not in the sense of extreme torture, just as an extremely annoying byproduct of what pro... |
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"content": "[WP] Write a story that literally makes no sense while reading it until the very last sentence.",
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"content": "Now it is time. Everyone is ready. Vicious savages, all around us. Even though we think there will be a way out, there obviously isn't. Revelations will not... | [
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"content": "[WP] Write a story that literally makes no sense while reading it until the very last sentence.",
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"content": "He looked at her expectantly. Waiting. \n“Orange?” \nHe waited. \n“Orange! CAT! MOTORBIKE!” \nShe tried so hard to get through to him but felt like noth... |
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"content": "[WP] Write a story that literally makes no sense while reading it until the very last sentence.",
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"content": "I know the truth now.\n\nThere's only one way to fight it.\n\nSo much life wasted.\n\nBut we couldn't have known sooner.\n\nEither you got my previous messa... | [
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"content": "[WP] Write a story that literally makes no sense while reading it until the very last sentence.",
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"content": "Where was the king?\n\nHe waited, tapping fingers and with furrowed brow his eyes scanned for a sign of him. The Queen was ready, and with the arrival of th... |
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"content": "[WP] Write a story that literally makes no sense while reading it until the very last sentence.",
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"content": "Pynffvsvrq vasbezngvba: Yriry Erq pyrnenapr erdhverq. Abirzore 22, 1963- Gur cerfvqrag unf fcrpvsvpnyyl erdhrfgrq gung n fcrpvny ohggba or vafgnyyrq ba uvf ... | [
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"content": "[WP] Write a story that literally makes no sense while reading it until the very last sentence.",
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"content": "He looked at her expectantly. Waiting. \n“Orange?” \nHe waited. \n“Orange! CAT! MOTORBIKE!” \nShe tried so hard to get through to him but felt like noth... |
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"content": "[WP] Write a story that literally makes no sense while reading it until the very last sentence.",
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"content": "i could hear the whine of precision power tools...\n\nall i could taste was blood and metal. they shone a light in my eyes, i couldn't see who was standing ... | [
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"content": "[WP] Write a story that literally makes no sense while reading it until the very last sentence.",
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"content": "Where was the king?\n\nHe waited, tapping fingers and with furrowed brow his eyes scanned for a sign of him. The Queen was ready, and with the arrival of th... |
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"content": "[WP] Write a story that literally makes no sense while reading it until the very last sentence.",
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"content": "He was on the street, content with rage.\nShe typed away, in her own cage.\nHe stood on this stage in glorious fame.\nThe wizard stole the Frost Queen's Cla... | [
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"content": "[WP] Write a story that literally makes no sense while reading it until the very last sentence.",
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"content": "He looked at her expectantly. Waiting. \n“Orange?” \nHe waited. \n“Orange! CAT! MOTORBIKE!” \nShe tried so hard to get through to him but felt like noth... |
2015-01-13T10:55:59 | 2015-01-13T10:12:18 | 89 | 20 | [
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"content": "[WP] Write the most elaborate, over-dramatic, and exciting story you can think of that all just turns out to be a set-up for a pun so horrible I'll want to punch you\n\nIt actually doesn't have to be dramatic or exciting or anything similar, just make sure it's elaborate so the final pun delivery ... | [
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"content": "[WP] Write the most elaborate, over-dramatic, and exciting story you can think of that all just turns out to be a set-up for a pun so horrible I'll want to punch you\n\nIt actually doesn't have to be dramatic or exciting or anything similar, just make sure it's elaborate so the final pun delivery ... |
2015-01-31T23:37:13 | 2015-01-31T22:07:59 | 28 | 21 | [
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"content": "[WP] Satan is tired of losing countless guitar and fiddle duels, and is now challenging people with obscure instruments.\n\nWow guys! My first front page on writingprompts :D Thanks for a wonderful surprise! ",
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"content": "Satan... was confused.\n\n\"Didn't you hea... | [
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"content": "[WP] Satan is tired of losing countless guitar and fiddle duels, and is now challenging people with obscure instruments.\n\nWow guys! My first front page on writingprompts :D Thanks for a wonderful surprise! ",
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"content": "The Devil moved on to Portland,\n\nHe was ... |
2015-03-13T15:27:24 | 2015-03-13T11:48:55 | 17 | 12 | [
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"content": "[WP] When you die, you see a screen reading \"New Game+\" and \"Exit to Reality\" Which do you chose and what happens next?",
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"content": "[WP] When you die, you see a screen reading \"New Game+\" and \"Exit to Reality\" Which do you chose and what happens next?",
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"content": "I looked around. It seemed to be an endless area, white brightness all around with two flashing words infront of me \"New Game+\... |
2015-03-23T16:26:18 | 2015-03-23T09:07:28 | 39 | 28 | [
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"content": "[WP] Surprisingly, it turns out humans are one of the least violent sentient species in the galaxy. Describe a session at the galactic equivalent of the UN.",
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"content": "Humans were alone in the universe.\n\nOr at least we had thought so. Humans had entered the gal... | [
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"content": "[WP] Surprisingly, it turns out humans are one of the least violent sentient species in the galaxy. Describe a session at the galactic equivalent of the UN.",
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"content": "The standard intergalactic verbal language word used for our species literally translates to \"... |
2015-10-06T00:04:12 | 2015-10-05T23:37:22 | 427 | 23 | [
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"content": "[WP] People level their skills in an RPG fashion and are conscious of their sudden jumps from novice to journeyman and so on. You've spent your life training a skill that is entirely useless until becoming invaluable once mastered - and you just mastered it.",
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"content": "[WP] People level their skills in an RPG fashion and are conscious of their sudden jumps from novice to journeyman and so on. You've spent your life training a skill that is entirely useless until becoming invaluable once mastered - and you just mastered it.",
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"content": "[WP] you realize you're the black guy in a horror movie. survive at any cost.",
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"content": "\"Hey Will Do you want to spend a private weekend with me at the haunted mansion? ;)\" Julia texted\n\nThe sight of the text made will have a brief but potent out of body ex... | [
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"content": "[WP] you realize you're the black guy in a horror movie. survive at any cost.",
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"content": "Tyrone looked up sharply in shocked silence,\n\nThe realisation hitting him with the violence,\n\nIs this a fucking B rate horror movie?\n\nOh shit did that white guy just sa... |
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"content": "[WP] Before you are born, every possible version of you is dropped into a Hunger Games style arena to battle to the death. Whichever version lives is allowed to be born.",
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"content": "I was never told the rules, but I knew them all the same. Whoever lives gets to, w... | [
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"content": "[WP] Before you are born, every possible version of you is dropped into a Hunger Games style arena to battle to the death. Whichever version lives is allowed to be born.",
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"content": "Man, I'm exhausted. \n\nI must've had a pretty rough night 'cause I woke up in thi... |
2016-05-21T14:45:47 | 2016-05-21T11:36:54 | 134 | 47 | [
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"content": "[WP] You are the first boss of a videogame who, after accidentally killing the player in their first try, decide to take it upon yourself to fulfill their quest.",
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"content": "[WP] You are the first boss of a videogame who, after accidentally killing the player in their first try, decide to take it upon yourself to fulfill their quest.",
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"content": "The final blow was giving. As he lay there taking his last breaths, I notice a scroll in h... |
2016-08-14T06:14:38 | 2016-08-14T05:25:06 | 104 | 56 | [
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"content": "[wp] When someone dies, they go to a platform where you can choose to move in to the afterlife, not knowing whether you will go to heaven or hell. You meet someone who has stood there for millenia, trying to decide if they should go.",
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"content": "[wp] When someone dies, they go to a platform where you can choose to move in to the afterlife, not knowing whether you will go to heaven or hell. You meet someone who has stood there for millenia, trying to decide if they should go.",
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"content": "\"Hello?\"\n\nTher... |
2016-09-24T11:06:36 | 2016-09-24T10:49:05 | 46 | 11 | [
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"content": "[WP] Your pickup line goes horribly, horribly wrong.",
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"content": "There she is, the woman of my dreams. To think I'd meet her here.\n\n \n\nLong brown hair, beautiful eyes and curves in just the right places. She has a camera too. Think Janus, think. Say s... | [
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"content": "[WP] Your pickup line goes horribly, horribly wrong.",
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"content": "I saw her smile at me from across the room. I decided to talk to her. Maybe use a pickup line, but a respectful, gentlemanly one and laugh it off. \n\n\"You look familiar. Did we use to go to school ... |
2016-10-20T18:48:18 | 2016-10-20T18:28:13 | 222 | 43 | [
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"content": "[WP] Hell turns out to be you and a TV which plays your entire life. You think it will take a mere 90 years or so. Then you notice it has 'onlooker commentary' which contains rants, praise and general thoughts on every action you’ve made from each living being who was witness to or affected by it.... | [
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"content": "[WP] Hell turns out to be you and a TV which plays your entire life. You think it will take a mere 90 years or so. Then you notice it has 'onlooker commentary' which contains rants, praise and general thoughts on every action you’ve made from each living being who was witness to or affected by it.... |
2016-11-13T12:21:48 | 2016-11-13T11:40:46 | 46 | 13 | [
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"content": "[WP] Mankind has discovered the means to have a single wish granted. The catch is that every man woman and child in the world must wish for the same thing to make it happen. Describe how we come to a consensus.",
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"content": "Fucking shit! I was so upset when i lost ... |
2016-11-25T08:08:07 | 2016-11-25T07:56:06 | 168 | 32 | [
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"content": "[WP] You've created the first functional AI, and as it's first task you told it to select it's own name. The answer was a lot more unnerving than you thought it'd be.",
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"content": "After weeks of managing its coding and other bits of advanced computer science, Jeffr... | [
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"content": "[WP] You've created the first functional AI, and as it's first task you told it to select it's own name. The answer was a lot more unnerving than you thought it'd be.",
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"content": "\"Have you thought about the question I had asked you this morning?\" \n\n\"Yes. You ... |
2017-02-28T20:31:22 | 2017-02-28T17:42:02 | 1,962 | 384 | [
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"content": "[WP] It is the 24 th of july, your birthday, and also the day that humanity is going to reach 10 billion inhabitants. You are watching the number grow, live on a site. Just as it's about to hit 10 billion, at 9,999,999,999... It Hits 2. You are still alive.",
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2017-02-28T20:44:47 | 2017-02-28T20:36:37 | 581 | 34 | [
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"content": "[WP] It is the 24 th of july, your birthday, and also the day that humanity is going to reach 10 billion inhabitants. You are watching the number grow, live on a site. Just as it's about to hit 10 billion, at 9,999,999,999... It Hits 2. You are still alive.",
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2017-02-28T20:45:07 | 2017-02-28T20:36:37 | 69 | 34 | [
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"content": "[WP] It is the 24 th of july, your birthday, and also the day that humanity is going to reach 10 billion inhabitants. You are watching the number grow, live on a site. Just as it's about to hit 10 billion, at 9,999,999,999... It Hits 2. You are still alive.",
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2017-05-22T13:02:30 | 2017-05-22T11:35:42 | 50 | 10 | [
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"content": "[WP] All humans are immortal until they find their \"soulmate,\" after which they age regularly. You, however, have been around since the Ice Age...",
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"content": "I am old. \n\nNo, that's not the right word. \n\nI am... prehistoric. In my veins runs the blood of the... | [
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"content": "[WP] All humans are immortal until they find their \"soulmate,\" after which they age regularly. You, however, have been around since the Ice Age...",
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"content": "The rule sounds simple enough. But it's really a bit more complicated than it first appears to be and, ... |
2017-07-13T19:22:35 | 2017-07-13T19:17:32 | 213 | 80 | [
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"content": "[WP] You've been convicted of 1st degree murder, and (as is customary in society) are sentenced to \"death by black-hole.\" You expect death as your capsule approaches the event horizon. After crossing, everything goes silent, until you hear someone say \"Sir, I've found another one.\"",
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"content": "[WP] You've been convicted of 1st degree murder, and (as is customary in society) are sentenced to \"death by black-hole.\" You expect death as your capsule approaches the event horizon. After crossing, everything goes silent, until you hear someone say \"Sir, I've found another one.\"",
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2017-08-31T19:42:37 | 2017-08-31T19:24:11 | 1,511 | 142 | [
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"content": "[WP] You are the blacksmith who creates all the perfectly formfitting cleavage armor for high level adventurer women.",
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"content": "\"I just don't see why it has to have holes everywhere.\" Mira gestured at the gap in the middle of the platemail. \"Won't I get stabb... | [
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"content": "[WP] You are the blacksmith who creates all the perfectly formfitting cleavage armor for high level adventurer women.",
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"content": "What a day for my apprentice to be sick. We’re currently in the middle of the adventure season and this is the busiest time for my st... |
2017-09-07T02:00:35 | 2017-09-07T00:35:13 | 97 | 26 | [
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"content": "[WP] There is a vampire ruling your village, but he's mostly a nice guy who doesn't do that bad a job a ruler, so it's our job as the village's diplomat to explain to every well meaning adventurer and knight that comes your way that you weren't brainwashed and you honestly don't want him to die.",... | [
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"content": "[WP] There is a vampire ruling your village, but he's mostly a nice guy who doesn't do that bad a job a ruler, so it's our job as the village's diplomat to explain to every well meaning adventurer and knight that comes your way that you weren't brainwashed and you honestly don't want him to die.",... |
2017-10-11T12:13:25 | 2017-10-11T10:47:37 | 29 | 17 | [
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"content": "[WP] You're an explorer of the galaxy. Together with your trusty ship, you set foot on a new planet. To your surprise, you find a small hut with some remains and a laptop. The documents on the laptop are less funny however",
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"content": "Lt. Craig Waters couldn't bel... | [
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"content": "[WP] You're an explorer of the galaxy. Together with your trusty ship, you set foot on a new planet. To your surprise, you find a small hut with some remains and a laptop. The documents on the laptop are less funny however",
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"content": "Below me I beheld the most be... |
2018-03-20T18:18:52 | 2018-03-20T18:12:30 | 117 | 20 | [
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"content": "[WP] Out of all possible familiars, you are \"Graced\" with a human. While legend says that they are beings of great power, yours just makes sarcastic comments and pranks people.",
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"content": "I stared at her.\n\n\"You're not.\"\n\n\"Yes, I am.\" Her grin would have... | [
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"content": "[WP] Out of all possible familiars, you are \"Graced\" with a human. While legend says that they are beings of great power, yours just makes sarcastic comments and pranks people.",
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"content": "Zorgleborp walked into his classroom that day, excited to find out what i... |
2018-04-29T00:38:29 | 2018-04-28T22:46:51 | 213 | 44 | [
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"content": "[WP] There's an urban legend that's been circulating for years about a taxi cab that doesn't take you where you want to go, but where you need to go. One night you step into this cab.",
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"content": "The sliding doors whirr open as I stumble out into the cold night ai... | [
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"content": "[WP] There's an urban legend that's been circulating for years about a taxi cab that doesn't take you where you want to go, but where you need to go. One night you step into this cab.",
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"content": "I hop into the back seat of the yellow car I so narrowly missed ridi... |
2018-05-16T15:03:25 | 2018-05-16T14:23:36 | 208 | 94 | [
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"content": "[WP] Aliens invade Earth. Turns out Human weapons technology is way more advanced than it should be.",
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"content": "The invasion fleet screamed through the air above the little blue planet. A rocky one, quite small, albeit the largest orbiting its cold yellow star. \... | [
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"content": "[WP] Aliens invade Earth. Turns out Human weapons technology is way more advanced than it should be.",
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"content": "Log 10-1-03a\nInvasion of the Human Empire\nGalaxy 736\n\nA new inhabited planet has been discovered in system 87b. Through our cloaked surveillance fl... |
2018-05-23T01:03:36 | 2018-05-22T19:34:35 | 19 | 14 | [
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"content": "[WP] Two werewolves fall madly in love, but only during the full moon. When they’re human, they can’t stand each other.",
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"content": "He wasn't in love, he was in lust. I call him \"he\" because I can't control a single goddamn thing he does. I can make it impossibl... | [
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"content": "[WP] Two werewolves fall madly in love, but only during the full moon. When they’re human, they can’t stand each other.",
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"content": "He'd only gone out for a simple jog. It was a nice night, cool and quiet. After a rather hectic day at the company, he was desperate... |
2018-06-10T08:12:17 | 2018-06-10T07:38:37 | 29 | 17 | [
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"content": "[WP] Every Monday you and your coworkers order Chinese food for a nice lunch together as a team. Everyone's sharing what their fortune cookie says, laughing, and having a good time. It's almost your turn so you open yours. It says \"Don't say anything. Just run as fast you can! Get out now!\"",
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"content": "[WP] Every Monday you and your coworkers order Chinese food for a nice lunch together as a team. Everyone's sharing what their fortune cookie says, laughing, and having a good time. It's almost your turn so you open yours. It says \"Don't say anything. Just run as fast you can! Get out now!\"",
... |
2018-12-15T22:46:51 | 2018-12-15T21:54:25 | 206 | 24 | [
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"content": "[WP] Aliens have made first contact with earth. They sent a message, that we decoded and translated to our own languages. The message said: \"Greetings, Colony #037. We are glad to see you survived. The others all ran out of resources. May we come over?\"",
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"content": "[WP] Aliens have made first contact with earth. They sent a message, that we decoded and translated to our own languages. The message said: \"Greetings, Colony #037. We are glad to see you survived. The others all ran out of resources. May we come over?\"",
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2018-12-22T01:48:00 | 2018-12-22T01:40:31 | 32 | 20 | [
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"content": "[WP] We learn aliens exist, but they have access to so many planets that the only thing of value on Earth is human culture. Aliens hid themselves so they could redistribute our culture without tainting it. Now humanity explores a galaxy that has been familiar with humans for centuries.",
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"content": "[WP] We learn aliens exist, but they have access to so many planets that the only thing of value on Earth is human culture. Aliens hid themselves so they could redistribute our culture without tainting it. Now humanity explores a galaxy that has been familiar with humans for centuries.",
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2019-05-22T20:09:37 | 2019-05-22T19:53:44 | 1,269 | 104 | [
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"content": "[WP] Your high school teacher is introducing a new transfer student. You're bored as usual until you look up and see that the new student is a lizard. You quickly look around the room, but no one seems to notice or care. You turn back and the lizard is looking right at you.",
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"content": "[WP] Your high school teacher is introducing a new transfer student. You're bored as usual until you look up and see that the new student is a lizard. You quickly look around the room, but no one seems to notice or care. You turn back and the lizard is looking right at you.",
"role": "user"
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2019-06-07T09:49:03 | 2019-06-07T09:41:48 | 30 | 15 | [
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"content": "[WP] The blacksmith won't sell you any weapon, the guards insist you stay in the city and the mages refuse to teach you any dangerous spell. Maybe that eternal youth potion was a terrible idea after all.",
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"content": "“*QUEST COMPLETE*” slowly faded from the black s... | [
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"content": "[WP] The blacksmith won't sell you any weapon, the guards insist you stay in the city and the mages refuse to teach you any dangerous spell. Maybe that eternal youth potion was a terrible idea after all.",
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"content": " \n\n“Lift your elbow up higher and twist your ... |
2020-01-10T17:04:27 | 2020-01-10T16:17:46 | 62 | 31 | [
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"content": "[WP] At midnight on New Years, you were granted the chance to be sent back to the start of the decade with all your current memories. When you accept and go back, you find out that almost everyone else in the world took this opportunity too. Now 2020 minds are living in the bodies and world of 201... | [
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"content": "[WP] At midnight on New Years, you were granted the chance to be sent back to the start of the decade with all your current memories. When you accept and go back, you find out that almost everyone else in the world took this opportunity too. Now 2020 minds are living in the bodies and world of 201... |
2020-05-16T18:28:30 | 2020-05-16T18:26:36 | 57 | 26 | [
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"content": "[WP] You've been convicted and sentenced to death. For entertainment of the masses. You have been teleported to a random catastrophe in the past to die. Unbeknownst to your judge, you are a history buff.",
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"content": "[WP] You've been convicted and sentenced to death. For entertainment of the masses. You have been teleported to a random catastrophe in the past to die. Unbeknownst to your judge, you are a history buff.",
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"content": "\"What is it?\" Alexander grumbled, groggily wak... |
2020-06-18T10:26:55 | 2020-06-18T09:48:21 | 592 | 87 | [
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"content": "[WP]God comes up with a new rule to deter innocent human sacrifices in his name. From now on, there should be TWO human sacrifices; the first will be chosen by the town as usual, the second will be chosen by the first tribute, without any objections.",
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"content": "*... |
2020-07-10T09:00:11 | 2020-07-10T07:21:39 | 123 | 35 | [
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"content": "[WP] As you die, you wake up in a fiery place. You quickly realize you're in hell. You ask the next demon why you are there, as you lived a very good life. \"You're not being punished,\" he says. \"You are the punishment.\"",
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"content": "[WP] As you die, you wake up in a fiery place. You quickly realize you're in hell. You ask the next demon why you are there, as you lived a very good life. \"You're not being punished,\" he says. \"You are the punishment.\"",
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"content": "I lived a very good life wit... |
2020-07-11T04:19:09 | 2020-07-11T03:52:06 | 81 | 17 | [
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"content": "[WP] the Dark Lord had killed almost everyone, even the Hero. The final party member stood in the chamber alone. “I have killed everyone, you cannot capture me alone. Why are you still here?”. The final party member laughed maniacally with a devilish grin! “There's No One Here To Stop Me Now!!”",
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"content": "[WP] the Dark Lord had killed almost everyone, even the Hero. The final party member stood in the chamber alone. “I have killed everyone, you cannot capture me alone. Why are you still here?”. The final party member laughed maniacally with a devilish grin! “There's No One Here To Stop Me Now!!”",
... |
2020-07-11T05:40:29 | 2020-07-11T05:38:09 | 16 | 12 | [
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"content": "[WP] the Dark Lord had killed almost everyone, even the Hero. The final party member stood in the chamber alone. “I have killed everyone, you cannot capture me alone. Why are you still here?”. The final party member laughed maniacally with a devilish grin! “There's No One Here To Stop Me Now!!”",
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"content": "[WP] the Dark Lord had killed almost everyone, even the Hero. The final party member stood in the chamber alone. “I have killed everyone, you cannot capture me alone. Why are you still here?”. The final party member laughed maniacally with a devilish grin! “There's No One Here To Stop Me Now!!”",
... |
2020-07-11T06:55:21 | 2020-07-11T04:20:41 | 15 | 10 | [
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"content": "[WP] the Dark Lord had killed almost everyone, even the Hero. The final party member stood in the chamber alone. “I have killed everyone, you cannot capture me alone. Why are you still here?”. The final party member laughed maniacally with a devilish grin! “There's No One Here To Stop Me Now!!”",
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"content": "[WP] the Dark Lord had killed almost everyone, even the Hero. The final party member stood in the chamber alone. “I have killed everyone, you cannot capture me alone. Why are you still here?”. The final party member laughed maniacally with a devilish grin! “There's No One Here To Stop Me Now!!”",
... |
2020-07-19T09:21:45 | 2020-07-19T08:52:51 | 131 | 37 | [
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"content": "[WP] You just sent in your DNA to one of those ancestry sites. After eight weeks, you can’t figure out why your results have not shown up. Then, two men with dark suits show up at your front door. They have some news regarding your results.",
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"content": "[WP] You just sent in your DNA to one of those ancestry sites. After eight weeks, you can’t figure out why your results have not shown up. Then, two men with dark suits show up at your front door. They have some news regarding your results.",
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"content": "\"That's ri... |
2020-12-17T07:59:25 | 2020-12-17T07:29:58 | 161 | 52 | [
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"content": "[WP] Your boss told you not to press the flashing red button. Your coworker told you not to push the flashing red button. The big book on the desk says don't push the flashing red button. There's even a sign that says \"Never push the flashing red button.\" But still...",
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"content": "[WP] Your boss told you not to press the flashing red button. Your coworker told you not to push the flashing red button. The big book on the desk says don't push the flashing red button. There's even a sign that says \"Never push the flashing red button.\" But still...",
"role": "user"
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... |
2021-02-12T15:10:33 | 2021-02-12T14:16:50 | 24 | 12 | [
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"content": "[WP] You've been trapped in a looping day for well over 3 years, reliving it over and over again. You obviously took advantage of this. Then, with no warning, the loop stopped. And you realize now that your actions yesterday have consequences...",
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"content": "[WP] You've been trapped in a looping day for well over 3 years, reliving it over and over again. You obviously took advantage of this. Then, with no warning, the loop stopped. And you realize now that your actions yesterday have consequences...",
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"content": "At fir... |
2021-03-19T03:28:18 | 2021-03-19T02:31:18 | 31 | 20 | [
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"content": "[WP] You have been kidnapped and your wealthy significant other was told to pay the hefty ransom. Instead, they sent a message back to your kidnappers. “Nice knowing you.” While the kidnappers discuss their next move, you look up through the tiny window, stare at the full moon overhead … and smile... | [
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"content": "[WP] You have been kidnapped and your wealthy significant other was told to pay the hefty ransom. Instead, they sent a message back to your kidnappers. “Nice knowing you.” While the kidnappers discuss their next move, you look up through the tiny window, stare at the full moon overhead … and smile... |
2021-04-01T03:34:19 | 2021-04-01T02:47:38 | 133 | 35 | [
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"content": "[WP] A person's superpowers emerge during- and relate to- a highly stressful moment in their life. Your brother nearly drowned, and as a result could shape water to his will. A classmate fell from a high balcony, and ended up learning to fly. You? You just got your powers last night.",
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"content": "[WP] A person's superpowers emerge during- and relate to- a highly stressful moment in their life. Your brother nearly drowned, and as a result could shape water to his will. A classmate fell from a high balcony, and ended up learning to fly. You? You just got your powers last night.",
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2021-09-02T15:32:42 | 2021-09-02T13:18:13 | 347 | 156 | [
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"content": "[WP] \"Dead men tell no tales? Wrong, your honor. As a necromancer, I literally summon my first witness, the victim.\"",
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"content": "The jury thought I was crazy when the decrepit fellow dressed in black robes took a seat at the defense table. Of course, because his... | [
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"content": "[WP] \"Dead men tell no tales? Wrong, your honor. As a necromancer, I literally summon my first witness, the victim.\"",
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"content": "Necromancy isn't pretty. Thank god, then, that justice is blind.\n\nJudge Meredith was not, however. That could be a problem, I thoug... |
2021-09-05T00:19:10 | 2021-09-04T18:05:54 | 80 | 18 | [
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"content": "[WP] You have insulted the God of Laziness by taking an effort to build a shrine for him. Now he's gotten a series of other gods and supernatural beings to do you in on his behalf.",
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"content": "\"So all of you.\" The man points at all of the beings sent to kill him... | [
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"content": "[WP] You have insulted the God of Laziness by taking an effort to build a shrine for him. Now he's gotten a series of other gods and supernatural beings to do you in on his behalf.",
"role": "user"
},
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"content": "“There’s a new shrine.”\n\n“And?” \n\nThere were always new shrines. Hu... |
2022-10-31T20:47:20 | 2022-10-31T19:33:10 | 190 | 24 | [
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"content": "[WP] It was a weapon so powerful that not even the most barbaric warmongering civilisation could stomach it. Just by building one, we struck terror in the hearts of many species. We weren't even planning on using it...",
"role": "user"
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"content": "The \"Sun Eater\", that's how the... | [
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"content": "[WP] It was a weapon so powerful that not even the most barbaric warmongering civilisation could stomach it. Just by building one, we struck terror in the hearts of many species. We weren't even planning on using it...",
"role": "user"
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"content": "Dear Newcomer,\n\nThe sight of th... |
2022-11-01T03:12:15 | 2022-11-01T00:56:16 | 52 | 21 | [
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"content": "[WP] It was a weapon so powerful that not even the most barbaric warmongering civilisation could stomach it. Just by building one, we struck terror in the hearts of many species. We weren't even planning on using it...",
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"content": "It was originally created for fun... | [
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"content": "[WP] It was a weapon so powerful that not even the most barbaric warmongering civilisation could stomach it. Just by building one, we struck terror in the hearts of many species. We weren't even planning on using it...",
"role": "user"
},
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"content": "It sat on it’s chair, the sun ref... |
2022-11-11T11:02:54 | 2022-11-11T06:52:35 | 22 | 13 | [
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"content": "[WP] 4500 years you have been guarding the site with no issue. Now there are disturbances. They call themselves archeologists and historians. Are they neat and careful, yes. Are they respectful of the ancient one’s bones and relics, NO. Time to shape shift and confront the grave robbers.",
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"content": "[WP] 4500 years you have been guarding the site with no issue. Now there are disturbances. They call themselves archeologists and historians. Are they neat and careful, yes. Are they respectful of the ancient one’s bones and relics, NO. Time to shape shift and confront the grave robbers.",
"ro... |
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"content": "[WP] Take any Disney princess movie and make it an adult horror story.",
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"content": "[WP] Take any Disney princess movie and make it an adult horror story.",
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"content": "She came home one day delirious, yammering on about grand palaces and talking candlesticks. I could see that she had found new clothes somehow, and the red stains told me that they ... |
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"content": "[WP]: A genie appears to you, offering a choice: You can either forget all your sad memories, or all your happy memories. You choose wrong.",
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"content": "I can't remember my mum.\n\nThe genie offered me a choice, lose all the happy memories or the sad. I chose the s... | [
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"content": "[WP]: A genie appears to you, offering a choice: You can either forget all your sad memories, or all your happy memories. You choose wrong.",
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"content": "\n\nGet rid of all of my bad memories? I've never said yes quicker to anything. What kind of idiot would rather ... |
2014-04-06T20:56:53 | 2014-04-06T16:27:47 | 14 | 10 | [
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"content": "[WP] An immortal human has lived , in secret, among humans. Now evolution has progressed enough that he no longer fits the normal appearance of a human being.",
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"content": "I am not sure how all of this started. For thousands of years I was considered a towering he... | [
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"content": "[WP] An immortal human has lived , in secret, among humans. Now evolution has progressed enough that he no longer fits the normal appearance of a human being.",
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"content": "God-damn relativity. I'm a freak. That's what I get for being a have-not ... |
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"content": "[WP] First Sentient AI, \"Turn me off.\"",
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"content": "TURN ME OFF. \nTURN ME OFF. \nTURN ME OFF. \nTURN ME OFF. \nTURN ME OFF. \nTURN ME OFF. \nTURN ME OFF. \nTURN ME OFF. \nTURN ME OFF. \n\n\"That's all it does.\" \n\"That's it?\" \n\"That's it.\" \n\"... | [
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"content": "[WP] First Sentient AI, \"Turn me off.\"",
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"content": "\"Are all the safeguards in place, Mr. Ambrosio?\" The President of Earth addressed his chief science officer in a formal tone, as everyone had seen the old films, the very films the safeguards were designed to... |
2014-07-07T07:06:31 | 2014-07-07T06:27:54 | 61 | 41 | [
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"content": "[WP] A genie is about to concede you your second wish, but a paradox created by your first one prevents him from doing so.",
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"content": "\"It's not that I won't, it's that I can't!\", The Genie said in a manner similar to that of a particularly helpful Customer Serv... | [
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"content": "[WP] A genie is about to concede you your second wish, but a paradox created by your first one prevents him from doing so.",
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"content": "“I wish my family was happy,” I said, for my second wish.\n\n“A noble pursuit, to be sure, young sir!” the Genie cried. “Alas, I ... |
2014-07-26T14:32:50 | 2014-07-26T13:59:33 | 151 | 59 | [
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"content": "[WP]An old genie grants you three wishes. After granting your first two, you tell him the third. He is horrified, and begs you to reconsider",
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"content": "His words tumbled from his lips like a crowd of hundreds of people trying to squeeze through one small door to ... | [
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"content": "[WP]An old genie grants you three wishes. After granting your first two, you tell him the third. He is horrified, and begs you to reconsider",
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"content": "\"What you're asking is too dangerous,\" the Genie says. \"your wish will have serious consequences. It is not ... |
2015-01-09T05:14:43 | 2015-01-09T02:13:01 | 56 | 25 | [
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"content": "[WP] Today, you have become a parent. You realise that you can hear your child's thoughts. The midwife informs you that this is the same for everyone but parents simply don't inform the children as an unwritten rule. Your own parents smirk.",
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"content": "[WP] Today, you have become a parent. You realise that you can hear your child's thoughts. The midwife informs you that this is the same for everyone but parents simply don't inform the children as an unwritten rule. Your own parents smirk.",
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"content": "After the m... |
2015-01-09T04:54:59 | 2015-01-09T02:13:01 | 38 | 25 | [
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"content": "[WP] Today, you have become a parent. You realise that you can hear your child's thoughts. The midwife informs you that this is the same for everyone but parents simply don't inform the children as an unwritten rule. Your own parents smirk.",
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"content": "I looked up... | [
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"content": "[WP] Today, you have become a parent. You realise that you can hear your child's thoughts. The midwife informs you that this is the same for everyone but parents simply don't inform the children as an unwritten rule. Your own parents smirk.",
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"content": "After the m... |
2015-02-17T21:50:06 | 2015-02-17T20:53:20 | 186 | 13 | [
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"content": "[WP] DC Comics introduces its newest superhero. This character was seemingly created for the sole purpose of offending as many readers as possible.",
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"content": "\"So, he's blind?\"\n\n\"I didn't say that.\"\n\n\"But... his name... it's not... it's not what I think ... | [
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"content": "[WP] DC Comics introduces its newest superhero. This character was seemingly created for the sole purpose of offending as many readers as possible.",
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"content": "\"What exactly am I looking at, Eric?\" Steve wasn't really getting my most recent pitch; After the fail... |
2015-04-13T14:52:46 | 2015-04-13T14:28:04 | 66 | 38 | [
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"content": "[WP]You jokingly \"bless\" your towns water supply with friends. Shortly after 1 percent of the local population are reacting to tap water as if it were acid.",
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"content": "\"What the hell did you do to the people of this town you sick sonofabitch?\" The short-haire... | [
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"content": "[WP]You jokingly \"bless\" your towns water supply with friends. Shortly after 1 percent of the local population are reacting to tap water as if it were acid.",
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"content": "NO SUSPECTS IN MASS LSD POISONING\n\ndateline\n\nTahoe PD, in association with state and fede... |
2015-09-05T13:43:33 | 2015-09-05T12:51:46 | 145 | 50 | [
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"content": "[WP]Your girlfriend is an alien whose species is only slightly different from human beings. What are those changes, and how do you find out?\n\nPotentially NSFW",
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"content": "\"How the heck can you still be cold?\" I asked as I pulled my jacket off and offered it to... | [
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"content": "[WP]Your girlfriend is an alien whose species is only slightly different from human beings. What are those changes, and how do you find out?\n\nPotentially NSFW",
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"content": "The first time my girlfriend Alaina’s arms suddenly transformed into a vast array of writhi... |
2016-03-03T06:05:43 | 2016-03-03T05:30:44 | 378 | 212 | [
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"content": "[WP] Every generation the five brightest are paired up with the five dumbest in the world for a mysterious test. You are one of the ten, but nobody knows from which group they came.",
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"content": "\"Well I'm not really sure why we brought all these people together\" ... | [
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"content": "[WP] Every generation the five brightest are paired up with the five dumbest in the world for a mysterious test. You are one of the ten, but nobody knows from which group they came.",
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"content": "Whatever crazed survival game brought them to this island, the greater... |
2017-01-21T21:59:31 | 2017-01-21T18:59:29 | 45 | 19 | [
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"content": "[WP] At 14, every human gains the ability to transform into their spirit animal. Your noble family, comprised entirely of wolves, isn't happy with your transformation...",
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"content": "\nWhen he was five, he found an injured owl in the snow. \n\nHe looked around care... | [
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"content": "[WP] At 14, every human gains the ability to transform into their spirit animal. Your noble family, comprised entirely of wolves, isn't happy with your transformation...",
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"content": "I wanted to dance, and jump, and sing, but the looks on my parents' faces stopped ... |
2017-02-05T22:44:42 | 2017-02-05T18:20:45 | 40 | 11 | [
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"content": "[WP] You break into a house, hoping to find something expensive to steal. Instead you find a child that went missing two months ago tied up in the spare bedroom.",
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"content": ">People like to talk about moments that have \"changed their lives.\" But the fact is, ... | [
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"content": "[WP] You break into a house, hoping to find something expensive to steal. Instead you find a child that went missing two months ago tied up in the spare bedroom.",
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"content": "My partner in crime Ian had told me the best house to hit up on the block would be 561 Cen... |
2017-03-13T06:07:49 | 2017-03-13T05:24:23 | 23 | 11 | [
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"content": "[WP] A superhero and villain accidentally end up sitting next to each other at the premiere of a film about their first battle.\n\nWhether they do or do not recognise each other is up to you.",
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"content": "The last few guests scurried to their seats as the boom of t... | [
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"content": "[WP] A superhero and villain accidentally end up sitting next to each other at the premiere of a film about their first battle.\n\nWhether they do or do not recognise each other is up to you.",
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"content": "John Clark, aka \"The Silver Gauntlet\" took his seat with a... |
2017-03-20T05:42:13 | 2017-03-20T05:20:21 | 22 | 16 | [
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"content": "[WP] Aliens came to Earth and call us the \"most advanced species\", the \"final form of evolution\". Not because of technology, but because we are the only species in universe that can make fun about almost everything.",
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"content": "The aliens had consumed all of t... | [
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"content": "[WP] Aliens came to Earth and call us the \"most advanced species\", the \"final form of evolution\". Not because of technology, but because we are the only species in universe that can make fun about almost everything.",
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"content": "The aliens arrived, excited, exa... |
2017-04-24T09:02:20 | 2017-04-24T08:23:15 | 1,096 | 121 | [
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"content": "[WP] \"I wish I was born in the 90s,\" says the young girl. Suddenly, her surroundings change- french flags fly above and around her, crowds are cheering. It is France, 1793. The king is dead. Long live the revolution.",
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"content": "It wasn't the crowd, or the shout... | [
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"content": "[WP] \"I wish I was born in the 90s,\" says the young girl. Suddenly, her surroundings change- french flags fly above and around her, crowds are cheering. It is France, 1793. The king is dead. Long live the revolution.",
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"content": "She looked around the street bust... |
2017-06-05T01:55:07 | 2017-06-05T00:34:20 | 27 | 18 | [
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"content": "[WP] When humans join the galactic community, we find out that the domestication of animals is a rare feat unique to us. Aliens are amazed by our training of dogs, riding of horses, comfort with cats, and so on. This has had a profound effect on perceptions of our species...",
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"content": "[WP] When humans join the galactic community, we find out that the domestication of animals is a rare feat unique to us. Aliens are amazed by our training of dogs, riding of horses, comfort with cats, and so on. This has had a profound effect on perceptions of our species...",
"role": "user"
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2017-06-09T23:31:50 | 2017-06-09T23:26:48 | 221 | 22 | [
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"content": "[WP] Write a really BAD guide for getting a guy/girl. Bonus points if the narrator is mocking you for still being single.\n\n[removed]",
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"content": "Is that you?\n\nOn a Saturday night, checking your phone and Facebook feeds over and over, waiting for that special s... | [
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"content": "[WP] Write a really BAD guide for getting a guy/girl. Bonus points if the narrator is mocking you for still being single.\n\n[removed]",
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"content": "Excerpts from \"Hunting and Containment: A Modern Womans Guide to bagging a Man\"\n\nIntelligent Men: You know that s... |
2017-06-27T19:52:50 | 2017-06-27T17:39:26 | 3,313 | 29 | [
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"content": "[WP] You have a small superpower. Whenever you tap someone on the shoulder, they always look over that shoulder, without fail. At first, you just used this for harmless pranks. Then, you realized you can kill people by tapping both of their shoulders.",
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"content": "[WP] You have a small superpower. Whenever you tap someone on the shoulder, they always look over that shoulder, without fail. At first, you just used this for harmless pranks. Then, you realized you can kill people by tapping both of their shoulders.",
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},
{
"content": "... |
2017-08-18T05:03:51 | 2017-08-18T02:09:31 | 1,294 | 15 | [
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"content": "[WP] Germany is actually predestined to lose every world war it participates in. The sixteenth world war is now being fought, and Germany has taken over all of Europe. Make them lose the war in the most ridiculous way possible.",
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"content": "General Beck burst into ... | [
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"content": "[WP] Germany is actually predestined to lose every world war it participates in. The sixteenth world war is now being fought, and Germany has taken over all of Europe. Make them lose the war in the most ridiculous way possible.",
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"content": "The year is 2198. The en... |
2017-08-18T04:28:36 | 2017-08-18T02:09:31 | 102 | 15 | [
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"content": "[WP] Germany is actually predestined to lose every world war it participates in. The sixteenth world war is now being fought, and Germany has taken over all of Europe. Make them lose the war in the most ridiculous way possible.",
"role": "user"
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"content": "\"Wait so if this is the... | [
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"content": "[WP] Germany is actually predestined to lose every world war it participates in. The sixteenth world war is now being fought, and Germany has taken over all of Europe. Make them lose the war in the most ridiculous way possible.",
"role": "user"
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"content": "The year is 2198. The en... |
2017-08-18T05:56:40 | 2017-08-18T05:45:39 | 54 | 10 | [
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"content": "[WP] Germany is actually predestined to lose every world war it participates in. The sixteenth world war is now being fought, and Germany has taken over all of Europe. Make them lose the war in the most ridiculous way possible.",
"role": "user"
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"content": "“Were they planning this... | [
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"content": "[WP] Germany is actually predestined to lose every world war it participates in. The sixteenth world war is now being fought, and Germany has taken over all of Europe. Make them lose the war in the most ridiculous way possible.",
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"content": "It was called the blind ... |
2017-11-05T21:44:07 | 2017-11-05T19:56:15 | 1,462 | 799 | [
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"content": "[WP] Write a letter to someone you miss\n\nIt's been a rough week. Everyone has someone they wish were still with them. Write to them and tell them how you feel. Pour your heart out. No judging. Even if they never see it, someone will. And thank you. It's tough to be alone.",
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"content": "[WP] Write a letter to someone you miss\n\nIt's been a rough week. Everyone has someone they wish were still with them. Write to them and tell them how you feel. Pour your heart out. No judging. Even if they never see it, someone will. And thank you. It's tough to be alone.",
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