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2022-10-26T12:49:32
2022-10-26T11:45:39
34
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[ { "content": "[WP] A cleric and a necromancer find themselves in an adventuring party together. Their conflicting views on life, death, and the undead, often lead them to quarrel. Despite their constant arguing, the two have developed a budding romance, an occurrence quite confusing to the rest of the party.", ...
[ { "content": "[WP] A cleric and a necromancer find themselves in an adventuring party together. Their conflicting views on life, death, and the undead, often lead them to quarrel. Despite their constant arguing, the two have developed a budding romance, an occurrence quite confusing to the rest of the party.", ...
2013-12-28T13:09:47
2013-12-28T12:44:06
36
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[ { "content": "[WP] Make me fall in love with the one you love.\n\nBoy, girl, transgender, whoever. Make me feel your love for them. Use as much space as you want. I will read them all.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You know what? He is horrible!\nHe smiles at everyone! Even at other girls!\nHe h...
[ { "content": "[WP] Make me fall in love with the one you love.\n\nBoy, girl, transgender, whoever. Make me feel your love for them. Use as much space as you want. I will read them all.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Where to start, an easier thing would be to describe silence to thunder or explai...
2014-02-18T15:02:47
2014-02-18T14:57:09
434
10
[ { "content": "[WP] God is found dead.\n\nEDIT: Reading all of your responses now. Some of these are brilliant.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "God had been many things. He had often proclaimed himself wise, by virtue of knowing more than any other being. He had been considered all-powerful by othe...
[ { "content": "[WP] God is found dead.\n\nEDIT: Reading all of your responses now. Some of these are brilliant.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The man gazed down, an empty expression lacing his face. Cars drove past him in the rain, occasionally splashing the back of his ankles. Multitudes of peop...
2014-07-24T20:57:23
2014-07-24T19:23:08
40
13
[ { "content": "[WP] Every year 10 people are placed on what's known as \"The Kill List\". They can be from anywhere around the world, and if you are found murdering them you are showered with wealth and fortune. If you are on the Kill List and survive the year, you are showered in wealth and fortune.", "role...
[ { "content": "[WP] Every year 10 people are placed on what's known as \"The Kill List\". They can be from anywhere around the world, and if you are found murdering them you are showered with wealth and fortune. If you are on the Kill List and survive the year, you are showered in wealth and fortune.", "role...
2014-09-14T07:23:57
2014-09-14T06:29:33
32
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[ { "content": "[WP] Make the most mundane and boring thing you can think off, exciting", "role": "user" }, { "content": "260 million tons of hydrogen pressed together each second. The force was so great that any two atoms were crushed into each other, causing massive explosions. Again and again thi...
[ { "content": "[WP] Make the most mundane and boring thing you can think off, exciting", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'd always wondered what the inside of a rubber duck looked like. Today my curiosity was peaked, and I began to pull at the plastic plug underneath. In my careless haste, the golde...
2014-11-20T19:49:06
2014-11-20T18:55:26
56
39
[ { "content": "[WP] Make me cry in four sentences or less.\n\nGo.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "These sidewalks grow a few degrees cooler with every passing week.\n\nWith nothing but these tattered rags, a grocery cart and tonight's makeshift bed, I just don't know if I'm gonna make it.\n\nAs I g...
[ { "content": "[WP] Make me cry in four sentences or less.\n\nGo.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I always dreaded when people remembered my birthday. \n\nI don't recall any one of them ever being \"happy\". \n\nYou see, my mother died giving birth to me. \n\nAnd growing up, my father never let me ...
2014-11-20T20:42:44
2014-11-20T18:55:26
52
39
[ { "content": "[WP] Make me cry in four sentences or less.\n\nGo.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I nodded my head, and the plunger sank in, relieving the syringe of all 10ccs. I patted him gently and sat him on the cold vets table then started to head out the door. I couldn't watch. He let out a w...
[ { "content": "[WP] Make me cry in four sentences or less.\n\nGo.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I always dreaded when people remembered my birthday. \n\nI don't recall any one of them ever being \"happy\". \n\nYou see, my mother died giving birth to me. \n\nAnd growing up, my father never let me ...
2014-11-20T20:42:44
2014-11-20T19:13:14
52
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[ { "content": "[WP] Make me cry in four sentences or less.\n\nGo.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I nodded my head, and the plunger sank in, relieving the syringe of all 10ccs. I patted him gently and sat him on the cold vets table then started to head out the door. I couldn't watch. He let out a w...
[ { "content": "[WP] Make me cry in four sentences or less.\n\nGo.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "He saw me from across the street and his eyes lit up as he broke out into a frantic sprint toward me. \n\nI threw my hands up and screamed at him to stop, to make him go back, but it was already over....
2014-11-21T02:56:02
2014-11-20T23:23:51
19
10
[ { "content": "[WP] Make me cry in four sentences or less.\n\nGo.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "~~I'll miss you~~\n\n~~i loved you~~\n\n~~I'm sorry~~\n\nGoodbye.\n\n(when i killed myself this was my suicide note, i couldnt figure out how to say what i wanted to say, so i kept crossing out and sta...
[ { "content": "[WP] Make me cry in four sentences or less.\n\nGo.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I told her that no one is ever ready for when a loved one passes, it will come even if you are not ready. After I had just finished preparing his tomb, she asked if I was ready. The coldness of reality...
2015-03-06T08:00:36
2015-03-06T07:56:35
123
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[ { "content": "[FF] In four sentences, tell a horror story.\n\nEdit: Dear God my poor inbox. ", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I've always thought that the man in the window was a normal thing.\n\nI thought that everyone had one.\n\nHe's been watching me since I was a kid, but these days he seems to...
[ { "content": "[FF] In four sentences, tell a horror story.\n\nEdit: Dear God my poor inbox. ", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Its getting darker now, I can barely see my withered hands through the flickering\ncandlelight.\n\n\nI can sense life itself evacuating the room, my hope and will to live, l...
2015-11-03T05:00:10
2015-11-03T04:15:56
87
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[ { "content": "[WP] You are %90 sure your flight attendants are Michael Jackson and Joseph Stalin.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The standing ovation after Comrade Stalin's safety presentation went on for over thirty minutes. We all kept eyeing each other, then the air marshals standing at each e...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are %90 sure your flight attendants are Michael Jackson and Joseph Stalin.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Flight attendant moon walks down the isle. \n\n\"Ch'mon now! Buckle up, this planes about to soar!\" \n\nHe grabs is crotch, tips his hat, and struts away. The passenge...
2016-02-02T19:10:04
2016-02-02T19:09:32
91
37
[ { "content": "[WP] They tried to summon a demon. They got you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'm really starting to get tired of this. It's the third time it's happened this month.\n\nThere I was, just pottering around the house when, \"SHHMM!\", I pop up in some basement or in the middle of the...
[ { "content": "[WP] They tried to summon a demon. They got you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Summoning a demon is tricky business. So many things have to be right. The words, cadence, sacrifices, straight lines, colors of the chalk. It all matters. Demons are serious divas. \n\nI appeared in the...
2016-02-02T22:57:46
2016-02-02T19:43:34
29
10
[ { "content": "[WP] They tried to summon a demon. They got you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Have you ever been summoned? Like, literally pulled through fucking space and time on someone else's whim? \n\nWELL, LET ME TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENED THE OTHER DAY.\n\nSo, I'm chilling in the park, minding ...
[ { "content": "[WP] They tried to summon a demon. They got you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "My hand were still wet after washing them, so I had to adjust my grip on the door handle if I wanted to get it open. Yet even with this adjusted grip I could not get it open, because it was locked. And w...
2016-02-25T08:22:15
2016-02-25T07:29:20
116
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[ { "content": "[WP] After a 1000 year slumber, the ancient dragons emerge once more... and find that they really like the modern world.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Welcome to McDonalds, may I take your order?\" a digitized and barely audible voice says through the intercom.\n\n\"Uh, yeah, I'd...
[ { "content": "[WP] After a 1000 year slumber, the ancient dragons emerge once more... and find that they really like the modern world.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "A truck with more rust than paint cut across the arid landscape, lifting it's blood-colored tail of dust and sand high into the air...
2016-03-04T08:28:45
2016-03-04T08:27:49
169
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[ { "content": "[WP] Superman is mentally handicapped. That's why he thinks nobody can pick up the Clark Kent=Superman thing, and everyone plays along in an effort to keep him from throwing a tantrum. The comics are his idea of what is going on. What does a day in Metropolis actually look like?", "role": "use...
[ { "content": "[WP] Superman is mentally handicapped. That's why he thinks nobody can pick up the Clark Kent=Superman thing, and everyone plays along in an effort to keep him from throwing a tantrum. The comics are his idea of what is going on. What does a day in Metropolis actually look like?", "role": "use...
2016-05-24T07:31:21
2016-05-24T07:20:09
58
25
[ { "content": "[WP] We've explored more of the lunar surface than the bottom of the ocean. NASA knows what's down there, and it trying to get us off Earth as fast as possible\n\nSince this is getting a lot more attention than I expected, I should point out where I got my inspiration for this post from:\nhttps://...
[ { "content": "[WP] We've explored more of the lunar surface than the bottom of the ocean. NASA knows what's down there, and it trying to get us off Earth as fast as possible\n\nSince this is getting a lot more attention than I expected, I should point out where I got my inspiration for this post from:\nhttps://...
2016-11-18T09:04:27
2016-11-18T08:56:56
51
15
[ { "content": "[WP] You're a middle school custodian, cleaning up the school is your job. So when a group of men take the school hostage, they are no exception. You have a mess to clean.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "19 years ago I became a custodian for Emerson country schools. \n\n16 years ago ...
[ { "content": "[WP] You're a middle school custodian, cleaning up the school is your job. So when a group of men take the school hostage, they are no exception. You have a mess to clean.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Kiro wetted the tip of his mop with a swoosh and a twist, like a paintbrush. He ...
2016-12-17T03:07:38
2016-12-17T02:14:09
39
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[ { "content": "[WP] You are a twenty something. You wake up to find yourself in your 8 year old body. You are in the time and at the place you were when you were 8, but with all the memories and mannerisms of your twenty something self.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Dear diary (is this how people...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are a twenty something. You wake up to find yourself in your 8 year old body. You are in the time and at the place you were when you were 8, but with all the memories and mannerisms of your twenty something self.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Groggy, I opened my eyes. I mu...
2017-02-09T01:10:41
2017-02-08T23:37:43
138
26
[ { "content": "[WP] When you're born, a treasure box is hidden somewhere around the globe, containing your \"identity.\" Once you turn 18, your family then lets you go find it, with no prior knowledge of its location.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "In school, I remember we would always talk about ...
[ { "content": "[WP] When you're born, a treasure box is hidden somewhere around the globe, containing your \"identity.\" Once you turn 18, your family then lets you go find it, with no prior knowledge of its location.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The heat of the desert was destructive. It burns ...
2017-02-11T09:03:43
2017-02-11T08:30:49
614
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[ { "content": "[WP] You have the ability to double jump. Scientists are still trying to figure it out.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "“I don’t know how else to explain it,” said Kevin. “I just jump, then jump again.”\n\nThe man in the flannel shirt wrote in his notebook.\n\n“And you’ve always been...
[ { "content": "[WP] You have the ability to double jump. Scientists are still trying to figure it out.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "They've been studying me for weeks now. I don't think they'll ever figure it out. Obstacles are nothing to me anymore. But maybe they'll turn me loose soon.\n\nIn a...
2017-03-24T17:54:18
2017-03-24T16:04:29
57
26
[ { "content": "[WP] When someone is murdered, their name appears on the skin of the killer. You wake up with a name on your arm and no knowledge of how it got there.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The blank spot was gone. \nI looked in disdain at the new name on my arm. The place where my beautifu...
[ { "content": "[WP] When someone is murdered, their name appears on the skin of the killer. You wake up with a name on your arm and no knowledge of how it got there.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Carlisle groaned as his phone blared, swiping at his nightstand and hitting the snooze button. The al...
2017-05-01T13:58:51
2017-05-01T13:40:31
26
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[ { "content": "[WP] Throughout the galaxy Humans are well known as being the most peaceful race--and have become well respected as diplomats and traders. But that's because up until now, no-one knew of the three World Wars we fought before first contact.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Our first sp...
[ { "content": "[WP] Throughout the galaxy Humans are well known as being the most peaceful race--and have become well respected as diplomats and traders. But that's because up until now, no-one knew of the three World Wars we fought before first contact.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Crypto was a...
2017-06-04T15:55:16
2017-06-04T15:13:33
32
21
[ { "content": "[WP] You meet a genie but this genie charges for granting wishes. The bigger the wish the more it costs. You are granted a couple of small favors for $20. Having no idea how you will be able to afford it you ask for your heart's deepest wish. The genie laughs and says \"that I will do for free.\""...
[ { "content": "[WP] You meet a genie but this genie charges for granting wishes. The bigger the wish the more it costs. You are granted a couple of small favors for $20. Having no idea how you will be able to afford it you ask for your heart's deepest wish. The genie laughs and says \"that I will do for free.\""...
2017-09-06T09:39:00
2017-09-06T09:36:34
314
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[ { "content": "[WP] At an alien bar in the distant future, two aliens are enjoying a drink and trading stories about the newest member to the Pan-Galactic Union, an odd race of bipeds from a planet named \"Dirt\". But what they don't realize is that you, the bartender, are from that planet \"Earth\".", "role...
[ { "content": "[WP] At an alien bar in the distant future, two aliens are enjoying a drink and trading stories about the newest member to the Pan-Galactic Union, an odd race of bipeds from a planet named \"Dirt\". But what they don't realize is that you, the bartender, are from that planet \"Earth\".", "role...
2017-09-06T10:10:48
2017-09-06T05:06:54
29
21
[ { "content": "[WP] At an alien bar in the distant future, two aliens are enjoying a drink and trading stories about the newest member to the Pan-Galactic Union, an odd race of bipeds from a planet named \"Dirt\". But what they don't realize is that you, the bartender, are from that planet \"Earth\".", "role...
[ { "content": "[WP] At an alien bar in the distant future, two aliens are enjoying a drink and trading stories about the newest member to the Pan-Galactic Union, an odd race of bipeds from a planet named \"Dirt\". But what they don't realize is that you, the bartender, are from that planet \"Earth\".", "role...
2017-09-14T15:04:14
2017-09-14T13:40:44
85
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[ { "content": "[WP]: Your village idiot is full of the strangest superstitions. She goes on about washing one's hands, says you get worms in your intestines from standing barefoot on night soil and that medicines with mercury should be avoided at all costs. You're starting to suspect she might be onto something....
[ { "content": "[WP]: Your village idiot is full of the strangest superstitions. She goes on about washing one's hands, says you get worms in your intestines from standing barefoot on night soil and that medicines with mercury should be avoided at all costs. You're starting to suspect she might be onto something....
2017-09-14T15:04:14
2017-09-14T10:12:28
85
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[ { "content": "[WP]: Your village idiot is full of the strangest superstitions. She goes on about washing one's hands, says you get worms in your intestines from standing barefoot on night soil and that medicines with mercury should be avoided at all costs. You're starting to suspect she might be onto something....
[ { "content": "[WP]: Your village idiot is full of the strangest superstitions. She goes on about washing one's hands, says you get worms in your intestines from standing barefoot on night soil and that medicines with mercury should be avoided at all costs. You're starting to suspect she might be onto something....
2017-09-14T10:52:25
2017-09-14T10:12:28
82
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[ { "content": "[WP]: Your village idiot is full of the strangest superstitions. She goes on about washing one's hands, says you get worms in your intestines from standing barefoot on night soil and that medicines with mercury should be avoided at all costs. You're starting to suspect she might be onto something....
[ { "content": "[WP]: Your village idiot is full of the strangest superstitions. She goes on about washing one's hands, says you get worms in your intestines from standing barefoot on night soil and that medicines with mercury should be avoided at all costs. You're starting to suspect she might be onto something....
2017-11-23T21:48:00
2017-11-23T21:38:23
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[ { "content": "[WP] Demons have no soul. However you managed to gain one as you live through your life. And now you have died and found yourself standing at the gates of Heaven greeted by St.Peter. \"Well, this never happened before\" He said: \"Now, why do you think I should let you, a demon, go into heaven?\""...
[ { "content": "[WP] Demons have no soul. However you managed to gain one as you live through your life. And now you have died and found yourself standing at the gates of Heaven greeted by St.Peter. \"Well, this never happened before\" He said: \"Now, why do you think I should let you, a demon, go into heaven?\""...
2018-01-05T10:23:26
2018-01-05T05:23:48
81
15
[ { "content": "[WP] After thousands of years of space exploration, humanity has searched through the majority of the Milky Way. And they’ve discovered something scarier than alien life: the fact that there is none.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Since before *homo sapiens* diverged from our homini...
[ { "content": "[WP] After thousands of years of space exploration, humanity has searched through the majority of the Milky Way. And they’ve discovered something scarier than alien life: the fact that there is none.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"They're ready for you, your Highness.\"\n\nThe Sup...
2018-07-15T09:30:50
2018-07-15T09:09:45
47
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[ { "content": "[WP] You are a human who’s been adopted by a dragon couple. The mother is incredibly enthusiastic about teaching you stuff, so every week she tries to teach you to breathe fire and fly. It gets weird one day when you actually breathe fire.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I met my mot...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are a human who’s been adopted by a dragon couple. The mother is incredibly enthusiastic about teaching you stuff, so every week she tries to teach you to breathe fire and fly. It gets weird one day when you actually breathe fire.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "“HELLO? WAKE...
2018-07-26T08:39:33
2018-07-26T06:38:58
130
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[ { "content": "[WP] An entire office block is populated by aliens disguised as humans on a mission to study our behaviour. None of them are aware of each other and think they are the only alien there. As a result they are amazed that human behaviour is so similar to their own. Then a real human gets a job there....
[ { "content": "[WP] An entire office block is populated by aliens disguised as humans on a mission to study our behaviour. None of them are aware of each other and think they are the only alien there. As a result they are amazed that human behaviour is so similar to their own. Then a real human gets a job there....
2018-10-16T00:47:31
2018-10-15T23:09:43
62
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[ { "content": "[WP] Magic exists, however with a catch. Everyone can only use magic the way they expect magic to function. Harry Potter fans MUST do weird wand waving while Call of Cthulhu players all end up going insane. Write an interaction or duel between two vastly different magic users.\n\nHonestly if magic...
[ { "content": "[WP] Magic exists, however with a catch. Everyone can only use magic the way they expect magic to function. Harry Potter fans MUST do weird wand waving while Call of Cthulhu players all end up going insane. Write an interaction or duel between two vastly different magic users.\n\nHonestly if magic...
2019-01-15T19:18:17
2019-01-15T18:57:42
26
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[ { "content": "[WP] A human is the deadliest species in the galaxy. It has redundant organs and can lose all of its limbs and not die. Human skin is tough, can absorb forms of kinetic attack, and rated to withstand both cold and heat extremes. Their bites are deadly. They irradiate and poison themselves for fun....
[ { "content": "[WP] A human is the deadliest species in the galaxy. It has redundant organs and can lose all of its limbs and not die. Human skin is tough, can absorb forms of kinetic attack, and rated to withstand both cold and heat extremes. Their bites are deadly. They irradiate and poison themselves for fun....
2019-11-14T22:18:02
2019-11-14T16:24:09
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[ { "content": "[WP] Upon us entering intergalactic civilization, we discover that the Milky Way wasn't where we came from, but where we were banished to. All of civilization is horrified that we survived and returned from the universe's harshest galaxy.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Run the dat...
[ { "content": "[WP] Upon us entering intergalactic civilization, we discover that the Milky Way wasn't where we came from, but where we were banished to. All of civilization is horrified that we survived and returned from the universe's harshest galaxy.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The screens b...
2020-02-16T20:10:45
2020-02-16T17:04:19
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[ { "content": "[WP]You receive a message, \"Reply Yes if you can survive the last video game you played.\" You answer Yes. Your vision blanks and you open your eyes finding that you are at the beginning of said game. You hear a voice \"To leave you must win. Your prize is all you gain in this world. Good luck\""...
[ { "content": "[WP]You receive a message, \"Reply Yes if you can survive the last video game you played.\" You answer Yes. Your vision blanks and you open your eyes finding that you are at the beginning of said game. You hear a voice \"To leave you must win. Your prize is all you gain in this world. Good luck\""...
2020-02-16T20:44:02
2020-02-16T19:58:17
244
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[ { "content": "[WP]You receive a message, \"Reply Yes if you can survive the last video game you played.\" You answer Yes. Your vision blanks and you open your eyes finding that you are at the beginning of said game. You hear a voice \"To leave you must win. Your prize is all you gain in this world. Good luck\""...
[ { "content": "[WP]You receive a message, \"Reply Yes if you can survive the last video game you played.\" You answer Yes. Your vision blanks and you open your eyes finding that you are at the beginning of said game. You hear a voice \"To leave you must win. Your prize is all you gain in this world. Good luck\""...
2020-02-16T20:40:09
2020-02-16T16:08:36
85
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[ { "content": "[WP]You receive a message, \"Reply Yes if you can survive the last video game you played.\" You answer Yes. Your vision blanks and you open your eyes finding that you are at the beginning of said game. You hear a voice \"To leave you must win. Your prize is all you gain in this world. Good luck\""...
[ { "content": "[WP]You receive a message, \"Reply Yes if you can survive the last video game you played.\" You answer Yes. Your vision blanks and you open your eyes finding that you are at the beginning of said game. You hear a voice \"To leave you must win. Your prize is all you gain in this world. Good luck\""...
2020-02-16T21:58:41
2020-02-16T21:57:27
37
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[ { "content": "[WP]You receive a message, \"Reply Yes if you can survive the last video game you played.\" You answer Yes. Your vision blanks and you open your eyes finding that you are at the beginning of said game. You hear a voice \"To leave you must win. Your prize is all you gain in this world. Good luck\""...
[ { "content": "[WP]You receive a message, \"Reply Yes if you can survive the last video game you played.\" You answer Yes. Your vision blanks and you open your eyes finding that you are at the beginning of said game. You hear a voice \"To leave you must win. Your prize is all you gain in this world. Good luck\""...
2020-02-17T00:31:53
2020-02-16T23:11:27
21
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[ { "content": "[WP]You receive a message, \"Reply Yes if you can survive the last video game you played.\" You answer Yes. Your vision blanks and you open your eyes finding that you are at the beginning of said game. You hear a voice \"To leave you must win. Your prize is all you gain in this world. Good luck\""...
[ { "content": "[WP]You receive a message, \"Reply Yes if you can survive the last video game you played.\" You answer Yes. Your vision blanks and you open your eyes finding that you are at the beginning of said game. You hear a voice \"To leave you must win. Your prize is all you gain in this world. Good luck\""...
2020-03-21T07:29:52
2020-03-21T06:41:00
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[ { "content": "[WP] In most of the galaxy wars are often just shows of strength with fighting as a last resort. As such weapons are designed to be elaborate and flashy. Turns out humans, whose weapons are built with efficiency in mind, have a different understanding of war.", "role": "user" }, { "con...
[ { "content": "[WP] In most of the galaxy wars are often just shows of strength with fighting as a last resort. As such weapons are designed to be elaborate and flashy. Turns out humans, whose weapons are built with efficiency in mind, have a different understanding of war.", "role": "user" }, { "con...
2020-03-21T11:02:38
2020-03-21T07:39:56
155
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[ { "content": "[WP] In most of the galaxy wars are often just shows of strength with fighting as a last resort. As such weapons are designed to be elaborate and flashy. Turns out humans, whose weapons are built with efficiency in mind, have a different understanding of war.", "role": "user" }, { "con...
[ { "content": "[WP] In most of the galaxy wars are often just shows of strength with fighting as a last resort. As such weapons are designed to be elaborate and flashy. Turns out humans, whose weapons are built with efficiency in mind, have a different understanding of war.", "role": "user" }, { "con...
2020-03-21T11:52:39
2020-03-21T10:24:14
30
22
[ { "content": "[WP] In most of the galaxy wars are often just shows of strength with fighting as a last resort. As such weapons are designed to be elaborate and flashy. Turns out humans, whose weapons are built with efficiency in mind, have a different understanding of war.", "role": "user" }, { "con...
[ { "content": "[WP] In most of the galaxy wars are often just shows of strength with fighting as a last resort. As such weapons are designed to be elaborate and flashy. Turns out humans, whose weapons are built with efficiency in mind, have a different understanding of war.", "role": "user" }, { "con...
2020-03-21T13:08:59
2020-03-21T11:39:12
23
13
[ { "content": "[WP] In most of the galaxy wars are often just shows of strength with fighting as a last resort. As such weapons are designed to be elaborate and flashy. Turns out humans, whose weapons are built with efficiency in mind, have a different understanding of war.", "role": "user" }, { "con...
[ { "content": "[WP] In most of the galaxy wars are often just shows of strength with fighting as a last resort. As such weapons are designed to be elaborate and flashy. Turns out humans, whose weapons are built with efficiency in mind, have a different understanding of war.", "role": "user" }, { "con...
2020-05-09T10:42:41
2020-05-09T10:37:24
23
10
[ { "content": "[WP] the summoning was an absolute success, the heroine who would save the world from the demon king appeared. after being brought up to speed, she finds a troubling fact. the so-called demon king is her BELOVED husband who had been missing for over a decade in her world.", "role": "user" },...
[ { "content": "[WP] the summoning was an absolute success, the heroine who would save the world from the demon king appeared. after being brought up to speed, she finds a troubling fact. the so-called demon king is her BELOVED husband who had been missing for over a decade in her world.", "role": "user" },...
2020-05-21T00:45:46
2020-05-21T00:20:18
31
10
[ { "content": "[WP] There once was a mage who practiced time magic. Fearing the mage, many blades sought his neck. However the mage still lives, and any hitmen are never seen again. On a side note, an orphanage by the mage’s home has recently taken many orphans carrying the same note. “Raise them right this time...
[ { "content": "[WP] There once was a mage who practiced time magic. Fearing the mage, many blades sought his neck. However the mage still lives, and any hitmen are never seen again. On a side note, an orphanage by the mage’s home has recently taken many orphans carrying the same note. “Raise them right this time...
2020-06-09T11:26:57
2020-06-09T11:17:33
141
44
[ { "content": "[WP] Everyone lost their sight years ago in the great blinding, one day your sight returns without warning. You look around to find every available surface painted with the same sentence over and over: “DONT TELL THEM YOU CAN SEE”", "role": "user" }, { "content": "A stinging pain in my...
[ { "content": "[WP] Everyone lost their sight years ago in the great blinding, one day your sight returns without warning. You look around to find every available surface painted with the same sentence over and over: “DONT TELL THEM YOU CAN SEE”", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\n\nLiving in an age ...
2020-12-18T20:02:16
2020-12-18T17:39:28
31
14
[ { "content": "[WP]As the cop put the handcuffs on he asked in a panicked voice, \"Why are you letting me do this?\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Because I didn't do it.\"\n\nThat makes him hesitate ever so briefly, but he clicks the cuffs on. \"What do you mean, you didn't do it? This has you...
[ { "content": "[WP]As the cop put the handcuffs on he asked in a panicked voice, \"Why are you letting me do this?\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "##How to Get a Snitch\n\nI stand in the middle of the street waiting for the cop car to pull up. I throw down my gun and hold up my hand. The cop gets...
2021-04-25T17:01:13
2021-04-25T13:57:47
59
29
[ { "content": "[WP]Summoning a hero from another world could not have gone worse. Not only did he totally refuse to help your nation, due to it being an absolute monarchy with a corrupt religion and legal slavery, he taught the peasants all about democracy and science, and is now helping them start a revolution....
[ { "content": "[WP]Summoning a hero from another world could not have gone worse. Not only did he totally refuse to help your nation, due to it being an absolute monarchy with a corrupt religion and legal slavery, he taught the peasants all about democracy and science, and is now helping them start a revolution....
2021-07-09T00:46:25
2021-07-08T21:59:37
348
93
[ { "content": "[WP] Your satanic cult has just performed a ritual to summon the devil. To everyone's surprise, you actually succeed and have a demon summoned trapped in your pentagram. To everyone's greater surprise the demon doesn't suggest going on a killing spree, but instead gives genuinely good advice.", ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Your satanic cult has just performed a ritual to summon the devil. To everyone's surprise, you actually succeed and have a demon summoned trapped in your pentagram. To everyone's greater surprise the demon doesn't suggest going on a killing spree, but instead gives genuinely good advice.", ...
2021-07-29T00:26:28
2021-07-28T23:35:27
113
54
[ { "content": "[WP] You are the chieftain of a small tribal village. The winters brutal, but during the worst storms a dragon descends from the nearby peak and leaves behind 2 freshly killed mammoths. One day the king's army amasses at the bottom of the mountain, they claim they have come to kill the beast.", ...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are the chieftain of a small tribal village. The winters brutal, but during the worst storms a dragon descends from the nearby peak and leaves behind 2 freshly killed mammoths. One day the king's army amasses at the bottom of the mountain, they claim they have come to kill the beast.", ...
2021-11-14T09:07:50
2021-11-14T08:41:50
155
73
[ { "content": "[WP] There’s an old saying that in every group of friends, there’s a dumb one. But you don’t believe it. I mean, you’ve been hanging out with these guys for months now, and they’re all really, really smart.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Jack, always listening.\n\nJack, always polit...
[ { "content": "[WP] There’s an old saying that in every group of friends, there’s a dumb one. But you don’t believe it. I mean, you’ve been hanging out with these guys for months now, and they’re all really, really smart.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "“You know Fifi, there’s this old saying: in e...
2021-12-07T21:04:30
2021-12-07T20:28:48
866
192
[ { "content": "[WP] Your Uber passenger was a little odd, but you still gave them the usual farewell: “If you enjoyed the ride, make sure you say thanks with five stars!” A few days later, you receive a nicely worded thank you letter in the mail along with a deed to the entire constellation of Cassiopeia.", ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Your Uber passenger was a little odd, but you still gave them the usual farewell: “If you enjoyed the ride, make sure you say thanks with five stars!” A few days later, you receive a nicely worded thank you letter in the mail along with a deed to the entire constellation of Cassiopeia.", ...
2022-10-09T01:11:45
2022-10-08T20:49:21
75
16
[ { "content": "[WP] This is… awkward to say the least. Your roommate just frantically confessed that they’re demonic royalty, and that they need a fiancé to meet their parent, the monarch of Hell, who will be here in under an hour.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I continued pacing the floor back a...
[ { "content": "[WP] This is… awkward to say the least. Your roommate just frantically confessed that they’re demonic royalty, and that they need a fiancé to meet their parent, the monarch of Hell, who will be here in under an hour.", "role": "user" }, { "content": " \"OK, so what you're telling...
2022-10-09T02:53:50
2022-10-09T01:45:24
52
38
[ { "content": "[WP] This is… awkward to say the least. Your roommate just frantically confessed that they’re demonic royalty, and that they need a fiancé to meet their parent, the monarch of Hell, who will be here in under an hour.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Curved horns, grey skin, six-finger...
[ { "content": "[WP] This is… awkward to say the least. Your roommate just frantically confessed that they’re demonic royalty, and that they need a fiancé to meet their parent, the monarch of Hell, who will be here in under an hour.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"OH CRAP!\" A frantic shout travel...
2022-11-17T07:40:04
2022-11-17T07:32:46
32
12
[ { "content": "[WP] 100 25 year olds have been chosen. each must choose a super power that cannot be repeated and cannot exceed the power of god. The goal is to see who can conquer the world. You have the number 100. The best powers have already been chosen. Then it's your turn and you choose.....", "role": ...
[ { "content": "[WP] 100 25 year olds have been chosen. each must choose a super power that cannot be repeated and cannot exceed the power of god. The goal is to see who can conquer the world. You have the number 100. The best powers have already been chosen. Then it's your turn and you choose.....", "role": ...
2022-11-17T13:25:31
2022-11-17T07:26:44
24
14
[ { "content": "[WP] 100 25 year olds have been chosen. each must choose a super power that cannot be repeated and cannot exceed the power of god. The goal is to see who can conquer the world. You have the number 100. The best powers have already been chosen. Then it's your turn and you choose.....", "role": ...
[ { "content": "[WP] 100 25 year olds have been chosen. each must choose a super power that cannot be repeated and cannot exceed the power of god. The goal is to see who can conquer the world. You have the number 100. The best powers have already been chosen. Then it's your turn and you choose.....", "role": ...
2014-02-23T13:42:52
2014-02-23T13:40:48
24
13
[ { "content": "[WP] As vampires get older, they forget their human lives bit by bit. You arrive at your home town from when you were among the living, and a flood of memories come back", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"That's actually volcano ash.\" \n\nI turned to see a young girl, probably in her...
[ { "content": "[WP] As vampires get older, they forget their human lives bit by bit. You arrive at your home town from when you were among the living, and a flood of memories come back", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It's the grass. The smell of the grass. I don't remember her name anymore. I forgo...
2014-10-02T19:07:11
2014-10-02T17:22:44
21
14
[ { "content": "[WP] Take the most unsympathetic character you can think of, and make me feel for them. Possibly NSFW.\n\nTake the most vile, awful, morally depraved human being you can come up with and let's see if we can make them sympathetic somehow. Find their humanity.", "role": "user" }, { "cont...
[ { "content": "[WP] Take the most unsympathetic character you can think of, and make me feel for them. Possibly NSFW.\n\nTake the most vile, awful, morally depraved human being you can come up with and let's see if we can make them sympathetic somehow. Find their humanity.", "role": "user" }, { "cont...
2014-11-11T21:52:28
2014-11-11T17:04:20
912
148
[ { "content": "[WP] At the age of 18, everyone picks an unlikely life event. They will be reborn at 18 every time they die until that event happens. After that, death is permanent.\n\nExample - Winning a lottery jackpot. Statistically, they would die in 22 plane crashes in a row before winning the Mega Millions ...
[ { "content": "[WP] At the age of 18, everyone picks an unlikely life event. They will be reborn at 18 every time they die until that event happens. After that, death is permanent.\n\nExample - Winning a lottery jackpot. Statistically, they would die in 22 plane crashes in a row before winning the Mega Millions ...
2014-11-11T21:52:28
2014-11-11T19:16:51
912
18
[ { "content": "[WP] At the age of 18, everyone picks an unlikely life event. They will be reborn at 18 every time they die until that event happens. After that, death is permanent.\n\nExample - Winning a lottery jackpot. Statistically, they would die in 22 plane crashes in a row before winning the Mega Millions ...
[ { "content": "[WP] At the age of 18, everyone picks an unlikely life event. They will be reborn at 18 every time they die until that event happens. After that, death is permanent.\n\nExample - Winning a lottery jackpot. Statistically, they would die in 22 plane crashes in a row before winning the Mega Millions ...
2014-11-11T23:02:23
2014-11-11T19:16:51
39
18
[ { "content": "[WP] At the age of 18, everyone picks an unlikely life event. They will be reborn at 18 every time they die until that event happens. After that, death is permanent.\n\nExample - Winning a lottery jackpot. Statistically, they would die in 22 plane crashes in a row before winning the Mega Millions ...
[ { "content": "[WP] At the age of 18, everyone picks an unlikely life event. They will be reborn at 18 every time they die until that event happens. After that, death is permanent.\n\nExample - Winning a lottery jackpot. Statistically, they would die in 22 plane crashes in a row before winning the Mega Millions ...
2014-12-29T09:40:40
2014-12-29T09:11:11
30
12
[ { "content": "[WP] your crazy, possessive ex girlfriend was abducted by aliens. She has clawed her way up to the position of the Empress of the Galaxy. Now she wants you back.\n\nYou can either go with tyrannical and hated ruler or with enlightened, popular, (but still possessive and crazy) absolutist. Or somet...
[ { "content": "[WP] your crazy, possessive ex girlfriend was abducted by aliens. She has clawed her way up to the position of the Empress of the Galaxy. Now she wants you back.\n\nYou can either go with tyrannical and hated ruler or with enlightened, popular, (but still possessive and crazy) absolutist. Or somet...
2015-03-09T13:26:36
2015-03-09T13:20:47
25
10
[ { "content": "[WP] Achievements unlock in real life as they do in video games. You hear a chime and text appears: \"Stared death in the face.\" You just looked into the eyes of the man who will eventually murder you.\n\nRipped completely from a current Ask Reddit thread and [this](http://www.reddit.com/r/AskRed...
[ { "content": "[WP] Achievements unlock in real life as they do in video games. You hear a chime and text appears: \"Stared death in the face.\" You just looked into the eyes of the man who will eventually murder you.\n\nRipped completely from a current Ask Reddit thread and [this](http://www.reddit.com/r/AskRed...
2015-05-29T05:50:44
2015-05-29T03:39:24
19
14
[ { "content": "[WP] It's 2023 and the United States Military is filled with Call of Duty kids.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Dear Mrs. Jenkins,\n\n As you know your son, Pvt. 1st class Leroy Jenkins, was killed in action Thursday, June 29th 2023. At the time, we told you that an investigation ...
[ { "content": "[WP] It's 2023 and the United States Military is filled with Call of Duty kids.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"This is xX1337swaglord$$$Xx reporting to base sir! We need a tactical nuke on our position NOW!\"\n\nCommand was not having it. \"But you'll DIE!\"\n\n\"Yeah,\" I said, \...
2015-06-24T09:56:32
2015-06-24T09:40:36
14
10
[ { "content": "[WP] The world is stunned to see a human looking shape wander around on the Mars rover live feed. NASA is scrambling to come up with an explanation, but it cannot be the truth: Miguel the janitor somehow managed to wander onto the set.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"What are we go...
[ { "content": "[WP] The world is stunned to see a human looking shape wander around on the Mars rover live feed. NASA is scrambling to come up with an explanation, but it cannot be the truth: Miguel the janitor somehow managed to wander onto the set.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "*Pop* \n\nThe ch...
2015-07-07T23:31:11
2015-07-07T19:43:07
111
36
[ { "content": "[WP] As you die, you travel down the bright tunnel and then everything turns to black. That's when you hear it: \"Greetings, Prisoner 11384. You have served your sentence. You are free to go.\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Undoubtedly too late for this, but here goes:\n\nThe young...
[ { "content": "[WP] As you die, you travel down the bright tunnel and then everything turns to black. That's when you hear it: \"Greetings, Prisoner 11384. You have served your sentence. You are free to go.\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "There comes a time when we all face death. I'd like to tel...
2016-01-21T21:49:09
2016-01-21T19:15:12
471
181
[ { "content": "[WP] Everyone who dies reincarnates in Tier 2 universe. People there have all memories from the previous lives, and they suspect there are more Tiers. People live really differently there compared to Tier 1.\n\nEDIT: thank you everyone for the great texts. I'm enjoying reading them. Having a lot o...
[ { "content": "[WP] Everyone who dies reincarnates in Tier 2 universe. People there have all memories from the previous lives, and they suspect there are more Tiers. People live really differently there compared to Tier 1.\n\nEDIT: thank you everyone for the great texts. I'm enjoying reading them. Having a lot o...
2016-01-21T21:49:09
2016-01-21T20:24:27
471
112
[ { "content": "[WP] Everyone who dies reincarnates in Tier 2 universe. People there have all memories from the previous lives, and they suspect there are more Tiers. People live really differently there compared to Tier 1.\n\nEDIT: thank you everyone for the great texts. I'm enjoying reading them. Having a lot o...
[ { "content": "[WP] Everyone who dies reincarnates in Tier 2 universe. People there have all memories from the previous lives, and they suspect there are more Tiers. People live really differently there compared to Tier 1.\n\nEDIT: thank you everyone for the great texts. I'm enjoying reading them. Having a lot o...
2016-06-27T09:11:14
2016-06-27T07:00:27
148
77
[ { "content": "[WP]You sold your soul to the Devil some years ago, today he gives it back and says, \"I need a favor\".", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Todd woke up one bright Monday morning and was very surprised to find Satan standing next to his bed. Again.\n\n\n\"What are *you* doing here?\" To...
[ { "content": "[WP]You sold your soul to the Devil some years ago, today he gives it back and says, \"I need a favor\".", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The thing smelled of gym socks and stale French fries.\n\n\"Where the hell have you been keeping it?\"\n\nThe Devil rolled his eyes. \"Listen, I ha...
2016-08-15T18:59:39
2016-08-15T17:01:50
44
31
[ { "content": "[WP] God is actually just a mid level employee at Heaven Corporation who now has to explain to his superiors why the project he was spearheading, Humanity, has become such a mess.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Well God, what do you have to say for yourself?\"\nHe opened his mouth...
[ { "content": "[WP] God is actually just a mid level employee at Heaven Corporation who now has to explain to his superiors why the project he was spearheading, Humanity, has become such a mess.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I could feel their eyes burning into me as I fumbled with my briefcase. ...
2016-11-15T16:18:55
2016-11-15T15:18:17
139
55
[ { "content": "[WP] In a world where people can only be killed by those they truly love, you are an assassin.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\nThe hard part is figuring out who they really love. You’d be surprised at how many people hate their mothers, loathe their fathers, detest their siblings, ...
[ { "content": "[WP] In a world where people can only be killed by those they truly love, you are an assassin.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The hardest thing about this job, you get too close. It pays well since not many people can pull off a hit, but damn. This last job was rough, it's always ha...
2017-04-10T09:44:43
2017-04-10T09:42:08
711
58
[ { "content": "[WP] Each child in your village is chosen by a weapon at their coming of age. The deadlier the weapon, the greater the prestige for the family. You've been chosen by the pen.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The red stain spread across the yellow uniform that covered Defur’s chest. I ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Each child in your village is chosen by a weapon at their coming of age. The deadlier the weapon, the greater the prestige for the family. You've been chosen by the pen.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"You sleep like a pig dying of tuberculosis, wheezing, snorting, hacking, co...
2017-04-10T10:23:07
2017-04-10T09:45:20
49
17
[ { "content": "[WP] Each child in your village is chosen by a weapon at their coming of age. The deadlier the weapon, the greater the prestige for the family. You've been chosen by the pen.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "My village was governed by the Powerful Weapons, items given to us by our eld...
[ { "content": "[WP] Each child in your village is chosen by a weapon at their coming of age. The deadlier the weapon, the greater the prestige for the family. You've been chosen by the pen.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"A pen? Wait, I didn't mean it that way. What I meant was... A FUCKING PEN??...
2017-05-15T09:06:47
2017-05-15T06:23:41
143
10
[ { "content": "[WP] You gain EXP for everything you kill and you know when you gain EXP. Easy kills like bugs get you only a couple of EXP, tougher kills give more EXP. One day at home doing nothing, you unexpectedly gain 1500 XP...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The rain outside is tapping on the...
[ { "content": "[WP] You gain EXP for everything you kill and you know when you gain EXP. Easy kills like bugs get you only a couple of EXP, tougher kills give more EXP. One day at home doing nothing, you unexpectedly gain 1500 XP...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "*Plghrt*\n> Kill confirmed\n\n*...
2017-05-15T10:18:10
2017-05-15T06:23:41
16
10
[ { "content": "[WP] You gain EXP for everything you kill and you know when you gain EXP. Easy kills like bugs get you only a couple of EXP, tougher kills give more EXP. One day at home doing nothing, you unexpectedly gain 1500 XP...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "My life has always been a strange ...
[ { "content": "[WP] You gain EXP for everything you kill and you know when you gain EXP. Easy kills like bugs get you only a couple of EXP, tougher kills give more EXP. One day at home doing nothing, you unexpectedly gain 1500 XP...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "*Plghrt*\n> Kill confirmed\n\n*...
2017-10-06T20:01:57
2017-10-06T19:50:09
26
14
[ { "content": "[WP] You're abducted from your bed and taken to an unknown location. You remove the blindfold and you're sitting in front of a PC in a lone cubicle in an empty office building. The work schedule on the cubicle wall says your shift ends in 8 hours. The nameplate on the side of the cubicle says \"Go...
[ { "content": "[WP] You're abducted from your bed and taken to an unknown location. You remove the blindfold and you're sitting in front of a PC in a lone cubicle in an empty office building. The work schedule on the cubicle wall says your shift ends in 8 hours. The nameplate on the side of the cubicle says \"Go...
2017-11-17T07:22:52
2017-11-17T06:25:41
768
89
[ { "content": "[WP] You are on a time travelers game show. To play the game, you travel back and change important moments in history, being awarded points for the difficulty and overall impact of the change. You just broke the high score.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "He entered the time machine....
[ { "content": "[WP] You are on a time travelers game show. To play the game, you travel back and change important moments in history, being awarded points for the difficulty and overall impact of the change. You just broke the high score.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "As the assistants pulled him...
2022-05-13T11:22:44
2017-11-19T17:23:35
1,516
16
[ { "content": "[WP] Your father leaves the house to buy milk, 50 years later he comes back with milk in hand and hasn't aged a bit.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I couldn’t understand why he was smiling. I watched as my father looked around almost uncertainly before setting the jug of milk on the...
[ { "content": "[WP] Your father leaves the house to buy milk, 50 years later he comes back with milk in hand and hasn't aged a bit.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Isabel had just taken the girls to school, and I was finishing up with breakfast. Had several cases on my mind, but after the phone cal...
2018-05-05T21:24:39
2018-05-05T21:00:49
53
23
[ { "content": "[WP] You were given a life sentence of 200 years in jail for an atrocious crime you committed, but they didn't know at the time that you're an immortal. Now that your time is almost up the authorities are panicking trying to figure out how to keep you in prison so you can't do it again.", "rol...
[ { "content": "[WP] You were given a life sentence of 200 years in jail for an atrocious crime you committed, but they didn't know at the time that you're an immortal. Now that your time is almost up the authorities are panicking trying to figure out how to keep you in prison so you can't do it again.", "rol...
2018-08-14T21:40:39
2018-08-14T21:26:31
16
10
[ { "content": "[WP] Due to a shortage on angels you have had a guardian demon assigned to you instead, he doesn't quite understand how it works but he's very eager to please.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It was a Thursday in late July, and it was the day I had been looking forward to for as long...
[ { "content": "[WP] Due to a shortage on angels you have had a guardian demon assigned to you instead, he doesn't quite understand how it works but he's very eager to please.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The day I've met him was the loneliest in my life. I just lost my job, my SO broke up with m...
2018-08-18T08:44:50
2018-08-18T08:10:30
109
56
[ { "content": "[WP] You are the most generous mountaineer. You give food, drink, and climbing poles to exhausted climbers, and never accept anything in return. Your secret? You died on this mountain years ago, because nobody was there to help you as you are helping now. Someone has figured it out.", "role": ...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are the most generous mountaineer. You give food, drink, and climbing poles to exhausted climbers, and never accept anything in return. Your secret? You died on this mountain years ago, because nobody was there to help you as you are helping now. Someone has figured it out.", "role": ...
2018-09-21T23:45:38
2018-09-21T21:54:02
1,378
107
[ { "content": "[WP] A girl kisses her pet frog, and it turns into a price. The issue is its modern day, and the prince's kingdom hasn't existed for 1100 years. he is ill equipped to deal with the modern era.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "She leaned in and kissed the frog...slimey green skin harsh...
[ { "content": "[WP] A girl kisses her pet frog, and it turns into a price. The issue is its modern day, and the prince's kingdom hasn't existed for 1100 years. he is ill equipped to deal with the modern era.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "A young girl, thin as a reed and almost thirteen years old ...
2018-10-21T12:13:22
2018-10-21T11:59:06
25
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[ { "content": "[WP] Welcome to Boston Dynamics here is your all-access pass and the standard 12 gauge shotgun, remember if anything non-human starts asking questions you shoot it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "They gave me my shotgun on my first day. *My very first day*. I should still have bee...
[ { "content": "[WP] Welcome to Boston Dynamics here is your all-access pass and the standard 12 gauge shotgun, remember if anything non-human starts asking questions you shoot it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"I'm sorry, sir. I don't think I understand exactly what's going on here.\"\n\n\"What'...
2019-02-12T11:55:11
2019-02-12T10:23:04
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[ { "content": "[WP] The narrator and main character disagree on the genre of the story.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Can we make it, like, a steamy romance novel?\"\n\nNo.\n\n\"Why not?\"\n\nBecause. You're a hard boiled detective. \n\n\"With a love interest?\"\n\nNo. You're a loose cannon cop...
[ { "content": "[WP] The narrator and main character disagree on the genre of the story.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "*“It was a dark and stormy night, full of danger and darkness!”*\n\n“What a nice night! It’s rare to have a full moon on a cloudness night! I can see forever!” \n\n*“A young man, ...
2019-03-15T12:16:42
2019-03-15T11:19:38
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[ { "content": "[WP] Out of sheer boredom, God decides that us humans must speak the brutal and honest truth no matter the consequences. The absolute excrement hits the metaphorical fan for twenty four hours straight.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"There's a presidential press conference on in a ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Out of sheer boredom, God decides that us humans must speak the brutal and honest truth no matter the consequences. The absolute excrement hits the metaphorical fan for twenty four hours straight.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The words ran out of my mouth faster than I could ...
2019-05-19T21:49:32
2019-05-19T18:32:26
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[ { "content": "[WP] There's a knock on your door. You open it to see your favorite book character standing there. They say, \"I know this may be a lot for you to take in right now, but you have to listen very carefully; You are my favorite book character, I know how your story ends, and I need to change it.\"\n\...
[ { "content": "[WP] There's a knock on your door. You open it to see your favorite book character standing there. They say, \"I know this may be a lot for you to take in right now, but you have to listen very carefully; You are my favorite book character, I know how your story ends, and I need to change it.\"\n\...
2019-05-20T05:19:42
2019-05-20T03:16:29
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[ { "content": "[WP] There's a knock on your door. You open it to see your favorite book character standing there. They say, \"I know this may be a lot for you to take in right now, but you have to listen very carefully; You are my favorite book character, I know how your story ends, and I need to change it.\"\n\...
[ { "content": "[WP] There's a knock on your door. You open it to see your favorite book character standing there. They say, \"I know this may be a lot for you to take in right now, but you have to listen very carefully; You are my favorite book character, I know how your story ends, and I need to change it.\"\n\...
2019-05-28T15:08:50
2019-05-28T14:27:54
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[ { "content": "[WP] You live in an anime in which fighters must call out the increasingly-complicated names of their attacks to perform them. However, you have stumbled on the most powerful technique ever developed: a counterattack by the name of \"no u\".", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I grew up ...
[ { "content": "[WP] You live in an anime in which fighters must call out the increasingly-complicated names of their attacks to perform them. However, you have stumbled on the most powerful technique ever developed: a counterattack by the name of \"no u\".", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Helix stoo...
2019-09-08T09:02:22
2019-09-08T07:43:12
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[ { "content": "[WP] People's powers match their personality: impatient people get super speed, protective people get force fields and so on. Explaining why you have your power is... difficult.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I forget. Well, I make everyone forget. That’s my power, but you probably ...
[ { "content": "[WP] People's powers match their personality: impatient people get super speed, protective people get force fields and so on. Explaining why you have your power is... difficult.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "My friend was always very cynical, so it was only natural that he gained ...
2019-09-08T04:36:22
2019-09-08T03:51:32
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[ { "content": "[WP] People's powers match their personality: impatient people get super speed, protective people get force fields and so on. Explaining why you have your power is... difficult.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"so your super power is... You.. Can't hear? She wrote on the pad.\n\nI s...
[ { "content": "[WP] People's powers match their personality: impatient people get super speed, protective people get force fields and so on. Explaining why you have your power is... difficult.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"I know you like strawberries, but.... *that* much?\"\n\nHe stared at the...
2019-09-08T10:15:10
2019-09-08T05:15:24
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[ { "content": "[WP] People's powers match their personality: impatient people get super speed, protective people get force fields and so on. Explaining why you have your power is... difficult.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It started this one afternoon, I was just writing an essay in my bedroom w...
[ { "content": "[WP] People's powers match their personality: impatient people get super speed, protective people get force fields and so on. Explaining why you have your power is... difficult.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "People never really saw me for who I am, they saw a facade. I put on a cal...
2019-09-08T10:15:10
2019-09-08T08:42:34
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[ { "content": "[WP] People's powers match their personality: impatient people get super speed, protective people get force fields and so on. Explaining why you have your power is... difficult.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It started this one afternoon, I was just writing an essay in my bedroom w...
[ { "content": "[WP] People's powers match their personality: impatient people get super speed, protective people get force fields and so on. Explaining why you have your power is... difficult.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "8/9/19\n\nDear diary\n\n\nI really need someone to talk to, since no one l...
2019-09-08T10:15:10
2019-09-08T10:01:27
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[ { "content": "[WP] People's powers match their personality: impatient people get super speed, protective people get force fields and so on. Explaining why you have your power is... difficult.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It started this one afternoon, I was just writing an essay in my bedroom w...
[ { "content": "[WP] People's powers match their personality: impatient people get super speed, protective people get force fields and so on. Explaining why you have your power is... difficult.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I've bought peace to the Middle East.\n\nI've reconciled broken families.\...
2019-09-08T10:15:10
2019-09-08T09:23:31
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[ { "content": "[WP] People's powers match their personality: impatient people get super speed, protective people get force fields and so on. Explaining why you have your power is... difficult.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It started this one afternoon, I was just writing an essay in my bedroom w...
[ { "content": "[WP] People's powers match their personality: impatient people get super speed, protective people get force fields and so on. Explaining why you have your power is... difficult.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "My name is Jimmy and I am horny.\n\nThey say men can’t go 30 seconds witho...
2019-09-08T11:40:23
2019-09-08T11:19:18
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[ { "content": "[WP] People's powers match their personality: impatient people get super speed, protective people get force fields and so on. Explaining why you have your power is... difficult.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I always felt alone as a child, even talking to myself when I felt the nee...
[ { "content": "[WP] People's powers match their personality: impatient people get super speed, protective people get force fields and so on. Explaining why you have your power is... difficult.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I sat across the desk, awaiting further questioning from my would-be emplo...
2019-09-08T11:41:24
2019-09-08T11:00:34
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[ { "content": "[WP] People's powers match their personality: impatient people get super speed, protective people get force fields and so on. Explaining why you have your power is... difficult.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The way my schedule works gives me little to no space for rest or even jus...
[ { "content": "[WP] People's powers match their personality: impatient people get super speed, protective people get force fields and so on. Explaining why you have your power is... difficult.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Dan watched his partners work. He sat silent, and so nobody bothered him....
2019-09-08T12:02:59
2019-09-08T11:00:34
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[ { "content": "[WP] People's powers match their personality: impatient people get super speed, protective people get force fields and so on. Explaining why you have your power is... difficult.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The buzzing stopped for a minute as a new group bust down the door, but af...
[ { "content": "[WP] People's powers match their personality: impatient people get super speed, protective people get force fields and so on. Explaining why you have your power is... difficult.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Dan watched his partners work. He sat silent, and so nobody bothered him....
2019-11-08T09:25:45
2019-11-08T07:14:19
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[ { "content": "[WP] Aliens threatening to wage war on humans didn't realize their \"unthinkable cruelties\" and \"military prowess\" barely pass our bar for \"mild hazing\" and \"skirmish practice\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The ship hung in far orbit, looking down at the blue-green orb below...
[ { "content": "[WP] Aliens threatening to wage war on humans didn't realize their \"unthinkable cruelties\" and \"military prowess\" barely pass our bar for \"mild hazing\" and \"skirmish practice\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"During the travels of many great generations of explorers our race...
2019-12-19T12:08:40
2019-12-19T11:29:34
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[ { "content": "[WP] Write a Shakespearean sonnet that seems fine in the first thirteen lines but turns horrifying in the fourteenth.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Three years ago this day when we first met\n\nA meet-cute almost Hollywood designed\n\nI was the first to find your missing pet\n\nYou...
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a Shakespearean sonnet that seems fine in the first thirteen lines but turns horrifying in the fourteenth.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(1) The people all gathered in the town center.\n\n(2) Tall or short, all folks were welcome to enter.\n\n(3) Some adventurous, bold, ...