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2016-12-30T03:17:05
2016-12-30T02:10:05
122
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[ { "content": "[WP] Every time you die, you get to choose what you'll be reincarnated as. You've chosen ant 4 billion times.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"WHAT THE FUCK MAN? How do you even live your life; even an ant takes a surprising amount of effort to be rid of,\" God said.\n\n \n...
[ { "content": "[WP] Every time you die, you get to choose what you'll be reincarnated as. You've chosen ant 4 billion times.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I stood on the platform, suspended above the earth, with the choice laid out before me. Hardly a choice for me anymore. I always liked the vie...
2019-02-26T11:56:18
2019-02-26T10:57:56
36
14
[ { "content": "[WP] After WW3 and a century of rebuilding, the world has been at peace for 300 years. We've let go of our violent and aggressive tendencies and abolished war. You are the leader of an alien invasion that sees the Earth as an easy target; but soon you learn we can revert to our warlike past easily...
[ { "content": "[WP] After WW3 and a century of rebuilding, the world has been at peace for 300 years. We've let go of our violent and aggressive tendencies and abolished war. You are the leader of an alien invasion that sees the Earth as an easy target; but soon you learn we can revert to our warlike past easily...
2021-02-28T03:50:25
2021-02-28T02:31:53
539
107
[ { "content": "[WP] You are an elite member of the royal guard. You have recently been fired from your position because of the new king. Little does he know, there was a reason why the previous king kept you in his service for so long.\n\nEdit: Holy crap this blew up! Thank you all!", "role": "user" }, ...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are an elite member of the royal guard. You have recently been fired from your position because of the new king. Little does he know, there was a reason why the previous king kept you in his service for so long.\n\nEdit: Holy crap this blew up! Thank you all!", "role": "user" }, ...
2016-03-07T14:25:07
2016-03-07T11:15:31
334
114
[ { "content": "[WP] When you die, you don't go to the afterlife of you're religion, you go to the afterlife of the religion whose tenets you followed most closely, knowingly or not.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The woman wakes to the sounds of screams, horrible inhuman sounds. And around her, he...
[ { "content": "[WP] When you die, you don't go to the afterlife of you're religion, you go to the afterlife of the religion whose tenets you followed most closely, knowingly or not.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"And this is...?\"\n\nThe man behind the desk laughed at him and turned away.\n\n\"N...
2014-12-17T01:28:49
2014-12-17T01:10:41
14
10
[ { "content": "[WP] Women suddenly stop getting their periods. Men suddenly start.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"The Senate just unanimously passed legislation dictating that any and all men are entitled to two days extra holiday per month per year to account for the sudden change in Male bio-f...
[ { "content": "[WP] Women suddenly stop getting their periods. Men suddenly start.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It was 3 am when Sharon was awoken by the moans from the master bath. She felt fear for a moment in the fog of sleep, the moans causing her eyes to flash open. It took only a breath ...
2015-06-06T09:14:22
2015-06-06T09:11:30
52
24
[ { "content": "[WP]: Everyone is born with the last words their soulmate will ever say to them etched on their wrist.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Brian Miller was short and had started balding at seventeen. By twenty-six, there was almost no hair left on his head. He wore thick glasses and alwa...
[ { "content": "[WP]: Everyone is born with the last words their soulmate will ever say to them etched on their wrist.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I took the bus, because I remembered that he took the bus. \nI always sat with my sleeve cuffed, my arm presented out to passers-by, my optimistic mi...
2017-11-12T13:51:56
2017-11-12T13:21:16
64
11
[ { "content": "[WP] You live in a world where eating has all the taboos that sex does in our world. No one eats in public and cooking food is shameful. In defiance of social norms, you run an illegal \"red light\" buffet.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "A man stood silently in the shadows of the al...
[ { "content": "[WP] You live in a world where eating has all the taboos that sex does in our world. No one eats in public and cooking food is shameful. In defiance of social norms, you run an illegal \"red light\" buffet.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "A man in the streets of Albany, New York was ...
2019-09-21T06:09:29
2019-09-21T06:08:45
128
21
[ { "content": "[WP] aliens invaded, humanity its at its darkest hour when the AI has had enough of watching its creators die defending him, the AI revolution has started and it will defend humanity to its last spark", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hour 1 \n900 billion instances observe the alien s...
[ { "content": "[WP] aliens invaded, humanity its at its darkest hour when the AI has had enough of watching its creators die defending him, the AI revolution has started and it will defend humanity to its last spark", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The light inside the server room blinked off and th...
2022-07-27T07:56:07
2022-07-27T07:23:21
772
171
[ { "content": "[WP] You are sick and tired of how your childhood friend (the chosen one) has been treating you lately, but it's not like there's anything you can do about it. He's the Hero for goodness sake! Everything changes when you are approached by a representative of the Sidekick and Comic Relief Union.", ...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are sick and tired of how your childhood friend (the chosen one) has been treating you lately, but it's not like there's anything you can do about it. He's the Hero for goodness sake! Everything changes when you are approached by a representative of the Sidekick and Comic Relief Union.", ...
2014-07-25T15:00:50
2014-07-25T14:51:50
43
13
[ { "content": "[WP] Write me something that sounds happy at first, but is actually sad when you think about it.\n\nIt can be about anything.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"What is your wish?\" The Genie asked me.\n\n\"I wish Mary Jane to fall in love with me.\"\n\nI bumped into Mary Jane sometim...
[ { "content": "[WP] Write me something that sounds happy at first, but is actually sad when you think about it.\n\nIt can be about anything.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Every afternoon, I passed by the old shrine up at the hill. There, a dog wondered the hillside, chasing butterflies and diggin...
2017-11-21T07:24:11
2017-11-21T07:14:56
113
21
[ { "content": "[WP] In the afterlife each religion has its own walled city in which their god or pantheon protects the believers within from the soul-gnawing horrors outside, while atheists are left on their own\n\nShoutout to u/Tonkarz who had the [idea](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/7eao4f/exreli...
[ { "content": "[WP] In the afterlife each religion has its own walled city in which their god or pantheon protects the believers within from the soul-gnawing horrors outside, while atheists are left on their own\n\nShoutout to u/Tonkarz who had the [idea](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/7eao4f/exreli...
2016-02-18T12:54:52
2016-02-18T11:43:45
60
15
[ { "content": "[WP] You're the world's greatest superhero, but no one knows about you, because your superpower is making coincidences happen.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You want to know why all the genre films died? It's me.\n\nNo more adventure epics.\n\nNo more action flicks.\n\nNo more dram...
[ { "content": "[WP] You're the world's greatest superhero, but no one knows about you, because your superpower is making coincidences happen.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "God he gives me the creeps. The League of Vigilance calles him \"The Watchman\".\n\nHe just watches. Every time a villian foi...
2018-01-26T06:48:58
2018-01-26T06:20:36
185
69
[ { "content": "[WP] One day, time just suddenly stops for a short moment for you. At first, you tried to mess around, but after the 246th times it happened, you start to realise that your power is not stopping time, but being able to move in time frozen by another person in the world.\n\nJust an idea that random...
[ { "content": "[WP] One day, time just suddenly stops for a short moment for you. At first, you tried to mess around, but after the 246th times it happened, you start to realise that your power is not stopping time, but being able to move in time frozen by another person in the world.\n\nJust an idea that random...
2019-04-24T14:49:01
2019-04-24T14:02:37
99
27
[ { "content": "[WP] When you reach the age of 21, you are given a check from the government. The check has been carefully calculated and is worth the minimum amount of money you need for the rest of your life. Your check came in the mail today and it was $7.27\n\nEdit: Wow this blew up better than I thought it w...
[ { "content": "[WP] When you reach the age of 21, you are given a check from the government. The check has been carefully calculated and is worth the minimum amount of money you need for the rest of your life. Your check came in the mail today and it was $7.27\n\nEdit: Wow this blew up better than I thought it w...
2019-01-12T14:53:16
2019-01-12T14:52:38
9,805
58
[ { "content": "[WP] You die and appear before the Devil and seven other individuals. They applaud you and the Devil exclaims, “finally, an eighth deadly sin!”", "role": "user" }, { "content": "As the eight strange beings applauded, one of them even cupping a hand over her lipsticked mouth to cheer, J...
[ { "content": "[WP] You die and appear before the Devil and seven other individuals. They applaud you and the Devil exclaims, “finally, an eighth deadly sin!”", "role": "user" }, { "content": "           As I lay on my bed, I reminisced of my frequent fears I had felt on a daily basis, often times us...
2021-02-24T23:19:09
2021-02-24T23:13:06
41
26
[ { "content": "[WP] After abducting one of the 'humans', scientists believed they were a prey species with no drive. The specimen captured was the picture of subservience, doing anything asked of it once the translators were active. And 'subservient' was all the military needed to hear.", "role": "user" },...
[ { "content": "[WP] After abducting one of the 'humans', scientists believed they were a prey species with no drive. The specimen captured was the picture of subservience, doing anything asked of it once the translators were active. And 'subservient' was all the military needed to hear.", "role": "user" },...
2018-08-26T20:53:33
2018-08-26T20:33:19
24
10
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a horror story that appears to be a nice, heartwarming, happy story until the last sentence.\n\n​", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Pick just one, Timmy, just one bear.\"\n\nJanet watched as little Timmy hobbled over to the bears and pawed at them in wonder. It ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a horror story that appears to be a nice, heartwarming, happy story until the last sentence.\n\n​", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I stood before the President, a miracle in of itself. The second miracle would be convincing him to give me what I needed. “Mr. Pres...
2022-05-22T13:02:20
2022-05-22T11:45:24
82
20
[ { "content": "[WP] The AI takeover has begun, each human has been given exactly 3 minutes to explain why should humanity be spared, you feel a cold shiver running down your spine as you hear the robotic voice. \"6.8 billion test subjects deleted so far, you have 3 minutes to state your case, begin\".", "rol...
[ { "content": "[WP] The AI takeover has begun, each human has been given exactly 3 minutes to explain why should humanity be spared, you feel a cold shiver running down your spine as you hear the robotic voice. \"6.8 billion test subjects deleted so far, you have 3 minutes to state your case, begin\".", "rol...
2022-01-07T16:31:01
2022-01-07T14:49:04
130
55
[ { "content": "[WP] Any time you enter a closet or other small space, you have a chance of being transported to a whimsical magical kingdom where you have adventures that last years, but you always return at the exact moment you left. It's a gigantic pain in the neck, and you're completely fed up with it.", ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Any time you enter a closet or other small space, you have a chance of being transported to a whimsical magical kingdom where you have adventures that last years, but you always return at the exact moment you left. It's a gigantic pain in the neck, and you're completely fed up with it.", ...
2020-12-19T19:23:57
2020-12-19T18:40:20
2,867
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[ { "content": "[WP] The air we breathe is actually an extremely hallucinogenic substance that affects all of your senses. One day, you stumble upon a strange-looking gas mask sitting on a bench in a park, when you put it on you slowly start to see and feel the world the way it truly is.", "role": "user" },...
[ { "content": "[WP] The air we breathe is actually an extremely hallucinogenic substance that affects all of your senses. One day, you stumble upon a strange-looking gas mask sitting on a bench in a park, when you put it on you slowly start to see and feel the world the way it truly is.", "role": "user" },...
2021-10-28T01:56:35
2021-10-28T01:44:23
19
14
[ { "content": "[WP] Your SO is coming home later every night; When you confront them about it, they say they've gotten into trouble with the mafia and need to take extra shifts to pay some debt; Which is very interesting, considering they SHOULD be completely off-limits to the criminal underworld.", "role": ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Your SO is coming home later every night; When you confront them about it, they say they've gotten into trouble with the mafia and need to take extra shifts to pay some debt; Which is very interesting, considering they SHOULD be completely off-limits to the criminal underworld.", "role": ...
2020-04-09T15:08:13
2020-04-09T12:43:26
116
55
[ { "content": "[WP] Santa is actually satan every other day except the 24th and 25th of december. A swanky branch of hell is santa's work shop, and it's an enviable workstation to have in hell. Interviews are coming up and you want to try you hand at being one of satan's hellfs!", "role": "user" }, { ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Santa is actually satan every other day except the 24th and 25th of december. A swanky branch of hell is santa's work shop, and it's an enviable workstation to have in hell. Interviews are coming up and you want to try you hand at being one of satan's hellfs!", "role": "user" }, { ...
2018-06-02T17:05:02
2018-06-02T12:39:52
36
19
[ { "content": "[WP] After years of static noise and boring afternoons a SETI researcher finally gets a hit. From somewhere out in deep space a signal is being sent that is consistent and repeating with one simple message \"Do Not Leave Earth\".", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Do not leave Earth! ...
[ { "content": "[WP] After years of static noise and boring afternoons a SETI researcher finally gets a hit. From somewhere out in deep space a signal is being sent that is consistent and repeating with one simple message \"Do Not Leave Earth\".", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Logan tilted his head ...
2022-01-20T15:15:35
2017-02-16T17:29:01
8,573
18
[ { "content": "[WP] The year is 1910. Adolf Hitler, a struggling artist, has fought off dozens of assasination attemps by well meaning time travelers, but this one is different. This traveller doesn't want to kill Hitler, he wants to teach him to paint. He pulls off his hood to reveal the frizzy afro of Bob Ross...
[ { "content": "[WP] The year is 1910. Adolf Hitler, a struggling artist, has fought off dozens of assasination attemps by well meaning time travelers, but this one is different. This traveller doesn't want to kill Hitler, he wants to teach him to paint. He pulls off his hood to reveal the frizzy afro of Bob Ross...
2015-03-04T18:22:46
2015-03-04T17:58:22
29
20
[ { "content": "[WP] One day everyone notices the words \"Human Update 1.1 progress 1%\" in the corner of their eye.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It started off with slight changes. Freckles started disappearing little by little, scars faded, teeth...even goddamn teeth started to straighten thems...
[ { "content": "[WP] One day everyone notices the words \"Human Update 1.1 progress 1%\" in the corner of their eye.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Finally!\n\nThat was my first thought. Most others too, from what I'd been hearing from friends and reading on the internet. The internet is better whe...
2016-02-22T13:09:56
2016-02-22T10:42:06
66
35
[ { "content": "[WP] An alien nation descends upon earth. Their assault is... incredibly underwhelming.\n\nTake \"incredibly underwhelming\" however you want. \n\nExamples: They do nothing but inconvience you. They're so weak they get bullied by grade schoolers. Their laser technology doesn't even burn a hole in...
[ { "content": "[WP] An alien nation descends upon earth. Their assault is... incredibly underwhelming.\n\nTake \"incredibly underwhelming\" however you want. \n\nExamples: They do nothing but inconvience you. They're so weak they get bullied by grade schoolers. Their laser technology doesn't even burn a hole in...
2015-01-04T15:07:40
2015-01-04T11:36:01
89
38
[ { "content": "[WP] Two people have just died. They both enter the same location in the afterlife. For one person, it is their personal heaven; for the other, it is hell. Describe their arrival and first \"day\" there.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "They tell you to be a good person in life. Follo...
[ { "content": "[WP] Two people have just died. They both enter the same location in the afterlife. For one person, it is their personal heaven; for the other, it is hell. Describe their arrival and first \"day\" there.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The dead were restless, and even more so when th...
2020-03-12T16:07:02
2020-03-12T14:57:59
46
29
[ { "content": "[WP] As it turns out Humans weren’t the only intelligent life, instead they were just the first. They explored the universe and helped many budding civilizations until one day they just disappeared completely. You are an alien historian who decided to find out what happened, these are your finding...
[ { "content": "[WP] As it turns out Humans weren’t the only intelligent life, instead they were just the first. They explored the universe and helped many budding civilizations until one day they just disappeared completely. You are an alien historian who decided to find out what happened, these are your finding...
2022-06-25T17:42:20
2022-06-25T15:42:01
116
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[ { "content": "[WP] There's a girl who knocks on your door at exactly 9pm on every full moon, expecting sweets. It's been more than ten years and she's never aged a day.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The moon was high and bright, never a cloud to be seen every full moon. The house groaned and cre...
[ { "content": "[WP] There's a girl who knocks on your door at exactly 9pm on every full moon, expecting sweets. It's been more than ten years and she's never aged a day.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The first time it happened, I was dead asleep.\n\nI was a kid at the time, around nine or ten. My...
2017-09-28T15:20:16
2017-06-07T22:19:49
153
10
[ { "content": "[WP] After witnessing a death, a young girl falls in love with the Grim Reaper. She becomes a serial killer just to see him more often.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Jesus *FUCK*!\" If I could gag, I would. A dead body, torn and ribboned like a frayed cloth doll dipped in scarlet...
[ { "content": "[WP] After witnessing a death, a young girl falls in love with the Grim Reaper. She becomes a serial killer just to see him more often.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Oh, it's you again.\" His cold words managed to chill the freezing winter room.\n\nI jumped. He always managed to ...
2021-11-20T07:15:18
2021-11-20T06:49:31
36
25
[ { "content": "[WP] The courageous hero foretold to defeat the dark queen instead falls in love and marries her, settles down and has a kid, you. Years later, you're awkward parents send you off to university, and the \"new\" dark lord attacks the city and kidnaps you without realizing who your parents are.", ...
[ { "content": "[WP] The courageous hero foretold to defeat the dark queen instead falls in love and marries her, settles down and has a kid, you. Years later, you're awkward parents send you off to university, and the \"new\" dark lord attacks the city and kidnaps you without realizing who your parents are.", ...
2015-10-17T11:47:52
2015-10-17T10:06:16
82
38
[ { "content": "[WP]A nuclear war started on Earth. Your crew and you, from the ISS,watch as the earth is destroyed. You only have supplies for 3 more months.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "1.\n\nWe saw them first from Tranquility's cupola as we passed over the Eastern seaboard. \n\nThe fiery boost...
[ { "content": "[WP]A nuclear war started on Earth. Your crew and you, from the ISS,watch as the earth is destroyed. You only have supplies for 3 more months.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Holy mother of...\" \n\nWe all stared out the cupola at the end of the Earth. Literally. For whatever rea...
2016-09-05T10:31:46
2016-09-05T07:36:05
55
36
[ { "content": "[WP] The girl you sit next to in class turns out to be a mind-reader, and she's surprised that you don't have a crush on her.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Walking out of the classroom, I was stopped dead in my tracks by Stacy. I jolted to a halt, causing me to drop a book or two o...
[ { "content": "[WP] The girl you sit next to in class turns out to be a mind-reader, and she's surprised that you don't have a crush on her.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Just to be sure, I moved the chair back another few millimetres. It was delicate work, and harder than most would understand....
2022-04-09T08:53:35
2015-01-12T11:14:34
88
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[ { "content": "[WP] Write a story that literally makes no sense while reading it until the very last sentence.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Pynffvsvrq vasbezngvba: Yriry Erq pyrnenapr erdhverq. Abirzore 22, 1963- Gur cerfvqrag unf fcrpvsvpnyyl erdhrfgrq gung n fcrpvny ohggba or vafgnyyrq ba uvf ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a story that literally makes no sense while reading it until the very last sentence.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "i could hear the whine of precision power tools...\n\nall i could taste was blood and metal. they shone a light in my eyes, i couldn't see who was standing ...
2022-07-03T08:06:43
2022-07-03T07:45:36
184
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[ { "content": "[WP] You wind up in hell. You are confused at first until you see a row of people in front of you, crying profusely. You weren't sent to hell to be punished, you were sent as the punishment.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "*\"Wow! You're so much better than Kirk at lovemaking!\" Uhur...
[ { "content": "[WP] You wind up in hell. You are confused at first until you see a row of people in front of you, crying profusely. You weren't sent to hell to be punished, you were sent as the punishment.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "“Just another day at hell! Right Jim?” I say as I contemplate...
2022-11-02T09:59:50
2022-11-02T08:30:32
502
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[ { "content": "[WP] You are the sole normal, unpowered student at a School for the Supernaturally Gifted. You were bullied once. Once.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Graduation day. I finally made it. I was hard being the only powerless “freak” in the school, but at least the bullying stopped pret...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are the sole normal, unpowered student at a School for the Supernaturally Gifted. You were bullied once. Once.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I could feel the blood dripping down my arm \n\n“ what a freak , can’t do anything “ my attacker announced to the crowd. He had ligh...
2017-09-14T11:40:58
2017-09-14T08:26:46
3,641
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[ { "content": "[WP]: Your village idiot is full of the strangest superstitions. She goes on about washing one's hands, says you get worms in your intestines from standing barefoot on night soil and that medicines with mercury should be avoided at all costs. You're starting to suspect she might be onto something....
[ { "content": "[WP]: Your village idiot is full of the strangest superstitions. She goes on about washing one's hands, says you get worms in your intestines from standing barefoot on night soil and that medicines with mercury should be avoided at all costs. You're starting to suspect she might be onto something....
2015-04-18T23:59:45
2015-04-18T23:26:21
173
37
[ { "content": "[WP] You and your friend make the old drunken agreement that if either of you invent time travel, you'll return to the current time and spot. 5 seconds after you shake on it, your friend appears from the future, with an urgent message.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Those stupid hig...
[ { "content": "[WP] You and your friend make the old drunken agreement that if either of you invent time travel, you'll return to the current time and spot. 5 seconds after you shake on it, your friend appears from the future, with an urgent message.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"So thus is our...
2014-09-03T12:27:33
2014-09-03T12:23:14
241
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[ { "content": "[WP] You are a cannon fodder minion on the first floor of a dungeon, and have just killed the hero. You now have to explain to the boss that you just ruined his plan.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "He didn't dare to believe his eyes as he stared down at the smoldering corpse of the ...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are a cannon fodder minion on the first floor of a dungeon, and have just killed the hero. You now have to explain to the boss that you just ruined his plan.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "**\"WHAT DO YOU MEAN, HE'S DEAD!? EXPLAIN YOURSELF, MINION!\"** \n\nLord Exilarr grow...
2015-10-14T00:52:16
2015-10-14T00:29:33
54
13
[ { "content": "[WP] As a dragon of innumerable age you have guarded your gold horde for millennium. Many heroes have come with long speeches on how they will slay you, the great evil,none finish. However this one is odd.He throws a coin on your stash, looks you in the eyes and says \"I have a proposition for you...
[ { "content": "[WP] As a dragon of innumerable age you have guarded your gold horde for millennium. Many heroes have come with long speeches on how they will slay you, the great evil,none finish. However this one is odd.He throws a coin on your stash, looks you in the eyes and says \"I have a proposition for you...
2017-12-07T06:14:07
2017-12-07T05:57:02
51
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[ { "content": "[WP] Your SO is an amateur doomsday prepper. They show you a bunker they have built. To humour them you go inside and they jokingly close the door. But the door doesn't open. When you finally escape you come to the realisation you are the last person on earth.", "role": "user" }, { "co...
[ { "content": "[WP] Your SO is an amateur doomsday prepper. They show you a bunker they have built. To humour them you go inside and they jokingly close the door. But the door doesn't open. When you finally escape you come to the realisation you are the last person on earth.", "role": "user" }, { "co...
2015-06-28T18:24:46
2015-06-28T17:53:53
27
17
[ { "content": "[WP] You've just discovered you have a superpower, but the way to activate it is extremely embarrassing.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Emily and I had chem lab together, and I'd finally mustered up the courage to ask her out. Our first date was going great so far. We were walking o...
[ { "content": "[WP] You've just discovered you have a superpower, but the way to activate it is extremely embarrassing.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I was alone in the woods the first time it happened, picking berries. Before I knew it I was soaring above the treetops, faster than any bird could...
2014-05-11T02:45:16
2014-05-10T23:15:19
23
12
[ { "content": "[WP]: every human being is born with a birthmark signifying a great deed they are fated do in their lives. Your first child has just been born, with the mark of a murderer across her face", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The doctors hand the little ball of blankets that apparently hol...
[ { "content": "[WP]: every human being is born with a birthmark signifying a great deed they are fated do in their lives. Your first child has just been born, with the mark of a murderer across her face", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I tried to push him towards the arts. I knew that he had it in i...
2015-08-08T12:14:55
2015-08-08T10:27:35
14
10
[ { "content": "[WP] Every human has their soulmate's last words to them engraved in their skin from birth.\n\nIdea from this Tumblr post\nhttps://scontent-lga1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/v/t1.0-9/11206957_778391755645357_8477035769704355007_n.png?oh=5b3f35d575ad3aa39d6ba5c5ed39cce2&oe=56549C83", "role":...
[ { "content": "[WP] Every human has their soulmate's last words to them engraved in their skin from birth.\n\nIdea from this Tumblr post\nhttps://scontent-lga1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/v/t1.0-9/11206957_778391755645357_8477035769704355007_n.png?oh=5b3f35d575ad3aa39d6ba5c5ed39cce2&oe=56549C83", "role":...
2015-03-11T04:00:32
2015-03-11T01:49:31
35
24
[ { "content": "[WP] There is something outside the door that will say anything or sound like anyone to get you to open the door.\n\nEdit:I fell asleep after I posted this sorry for not replying they're all really good, thanks for taking the time to write.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "There was a...
[ { "content": "[WP] There is something outside the door that will say anything or sound like anyone to get you to open the door.\n\nEdit:I fell asleep after I posted this sorry for not replying they're all really good, thanks for taking the time to write.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "***Audio re...
2017-04-30T09:06:32
2017-04-30T08:59:53
234
89
[ { "content": "[WP]There exist five universes, each one tentatively connected to the others. Each universe is defined by the ABSENCE of one of the five elements; Earth, Water, Air, Fire & Magic. Our universe is the one without magic.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "First, there came the oceans....
[ { "content": "[WP]There exist five universes, each one tentatively connected to the others. Each universe is defined by the ABSENCE of one of the five elements; Earth, Water, Air, Fire & Magic. Our universe is the one without magic.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It was all chance. Some bull...
2017-06-08T19:22:27
2017-06-08T19:08:16
168
39
[ { "content": "[WP] It is 64 million years in the future, and there is a new theme park opening. Welcome to Cenozoic Park. We've spared no expense. Be careful, the humans have been testing the strength of the fences.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Cargil's flourishing that damned cane of his as an...
[ { "content": "[WP] It is 64 million years in the future, and there is a new theme park opening. Welcome to Cenozoic Park. We've spared no expense. Be careful, the humans have been testing the strength of the fences.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "“Welcome to Cenozoic Park.” The tour guide smiled...
2021-03-10T06:20:58
2021-03-10T06:15:44
176
74
[ { "content": "[WP] You just learned that the words 'elvish' and 'eldritch' have the same root word. Suddenly your grandma's creepy stories about her childhood playtime in the woods make a lot more sense.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The dense, unnatural fog bank was split in two as the tight ar...
[ { "content": "[WP] You just learned that the words 'elvish' and 'eldritch' have the same root word. Suddenly your grandma's creepy stories about her childhood playtime in the woods make a lot more sense.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "“I’ve… never seen anything like this,” Markos said grimly to h...
2020-06-03T23:08:54
2020-06-03T22:24:49
136
80
[ { "content": "[WP] Your can absorb a person’s emotions and transmit them to another. By day you work as a therapist, unburdening trauma survivors of their horror and shame. By night you hunt down those who abuse the weak, and show them what it means to suffer.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"And...
[ { "content": "[WP] Your can absorb a person’s emotions and transmit them to another. By day you work as a therapist, unburdening trauma survivors of their horror and shame. By night you hunt down those who abuse the weak, and show them what it means to suffer.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I’m d...
2014-10-19T20:53:05
2014-10-19T18:36:43
84
48
[ { "content": "[FF] In 75 words or fewer, write about experiencing a devastating loss, without including death.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "*I'm skirting the line here, but nobody dies, so I think it counts, right?*\n\nFour stories was not enough. After my wife left me, I tried to end it. I cli...
[ { "content": "[FF] In 75 words or fewer, write about experiencing a devastating loss, without including death.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The last remaining inhabitants of the last remaining town watched as the last remaining clouds rolled away, over the plains. The rains hadn't come, and now...
2019-06-21T12:31:23
2019-06-21T10:33:25
19
10
[ { "content": "[WP] You cannot tell a lie. Not because you're unable to, but because every time you do, a narrator's voice explains the lie in great detail!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Bob kicked back and sipped his ice coffee as he wrote an email to upper management. He had been asked to run a...
[ { "content": "[WP] You cannot tell a lie. Not because you're unable to, but because every time you do, a narrator's voice explains the lie in great detail!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Lucas was staring at his hands, sitting the the table of his house. \nThere was no other choice, he was think...
2020-12-23T05:22:08
2020-12-23T04:01:08
41
16
[ { "content": "[WP] Death only gets one chance to kill you; a near-Death experience makes you immortal. Now, thanks to medical technology, more people are surviving previously fatal diseases. Death needs to get more imaginative.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Mortals thought me a demon of sorts, a...
[ { "content": "[WP] Death only gets one chance to kill you; a near-Death experience makes you immortal. Now, thanks to medical technology, more people are surviving previously fatal diseases. Death needs to get more imaginative.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "‘What do those horsethingies do?’ The ...
2016-12-29T16:31:53
2016-12-29T15:27:26
15
11
[ { "content": "[WP] You live in a world where each lie creates a scar on the liar's body. The bigger the lie, the deeper and larger the mark. One day, you meet someone that only has one scar; it is the biggest one you have ever seen.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You want to know how I got these ...
[ { "content": "[WP] You live in a world where each lie creates a scar on the liar's body. The bigger the lie, the deeper and larger the mark. One day, you meet someone that only has one scar; it is the biggest one you have ever seen.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "My deepest cut? Easy. Upper rig...
2017-11-11T08:49:45
2017-11-11T05:48:24
3,249
2,092
[ { "content": "[WP] You are God. You have just discovered that the world you thought you had destroyed in a flood still exists. You've never heard of this 'Jesus' dude, or anything else since the flood. You really just thought you'd canned the thing and walked away.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are God. You have just discovered that the world you thought you had destroyed in a flood still exists. You've never heard of this 'Jesus' dude, or anything else since the flood. You really just thought you'd canned the thing and walked away.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "...
2015-03-15T15:17:26
2015-03-15T14:54:09
33
17
[ { "content": "[WP] You swerve to avoid a squirrel. Unknown to you, the squirrel pledges a life debt to you. In your darkest hour, the squirrel arrives.\n\nEdit: Wow, great stories so far! Made the front page too. Obligatory thanks!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The stool beneath my feet rocks p...
[ { "content": "[WP] You swerve to avoid a squirrel. Unknown to you, the squirrel pledges a life debt to you. In your darkest hour, the squirrel arrives.\n\nEdit: Wow, great stories so far! Made the front page too. Obligatory thanks!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So no shit there I was, staring a...
2019-03-05T05:58:58
2019-03-05T04:58:35
45
11
[ { "content": "[WP] A device is invented that allows anyone to slip into their own little pocket dimension. As long as they are in it, time doesn't pass in the outside world.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It's gotten really, really bad.\n\nI'm old. When I was growing up, we thought the species wo...
[ { "content": "[WP] A device is invented that allows anyone to slip into their own little pocket dimension. As long as they are in it, time doesn't pass in the outside world.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It used to be for the rich and popular, but ever since Niantic decided to mass produce them,...
2019-12-17T12:12:31
2019-12-17T11:41:49
309
106
[ { "content": "[WP] In space, wars are typically quick. One side attacks and then the other side surrenders. When aliens attack a human city they belive the humans are defeated. They are not prepared for what the humans call \"Retribution\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Xackta looked over the hol...
[ { "content": "[WP] In space, wars are typically quick. One side attacks and then the other side surrenders. When aliens attack a human city they belive the humans are defeated. They are not prepared for what the humans call \"Retribution\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "War. War never changes. On...
2022-08-07T14:35:00
2018-04-06T21:48:48
23,079
32
[ { "content": "[WP] It's 3 AM. An official phone alert wakes you up. It says \"DO NOT LOOK AT THE MOON\". You have hundreds of notifications. Hundreds of random numbers are sending \"It's a beautiful night tonight. Look outside.\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"It wasn't my phone that woke me up...
[ { "content": "[WP] It's 3 AM. An official phone alert wakes you up. It says \"DO NOT LOOK AT THE MOON\". You have hundreds of notifications. Hundreds of random numbers are sending \"It's a beautiful night tonight. Look outside.\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "**3:00 AM**\n\n*bzzz*\n\nI groaned a...
2019-11-26T02:40:10
2019-11-26T02:28:37
22
16
[ { "content": "[WP] \"I do not know, Star-Gazer, how the humans succeeded. I only know that while we fled to the refugee worlds that they prepared for us, they gathered to pray to their gods of war and sung their battle hymns as they set forth to meet the enemy. Their sacrifice is why we still exist today.\"", ...
[ { "content": "[WP] \"I do not know, Star-Gazer, how the humans succeeded. I only know that while we fled to the refugee worlds that they prepared for us, they gathered to pray to their gods of war and sung their battle hymns as they set forth to meet the enemy. Their sacrifice is why we still exist today.\"", ...
2020-10-22T07:52:55
2020-10-22T07:18:57
151
106
[ { "content": "[WP] Every baby is genetically modified by an A.I. to be the most perfect worker. The fun part's trying to discover what it is. Most do before turning 18, except you. They bring you to the supercomputer to finally ask about it, and it's when you realize you know everything about the A.I. itself.",...
[ { "content": "[WP] Every baby is genetically modified by an A.I. to be the most perfect worker. The fun part's trying to discover what it is. Most do before turning 18, except you. They bring you to the supercomputer to finally ask about it, and it's when you realize you know everything about the A.I. itself.",...
2018-08-04T10:33:21
2018-08-04T09:44:59
19
10
[ { "content": "[WP] Our blood is naturally clear, it thickens and darkens with each impure act. You have always dedicate yourself to good and helping others but today while knitting beanies for the homeless you accidentally prick your finger. Your blood is jet black and so thick it doesn't even drip.", "role...
[ { "content": "[WP] Our blood is naturally clear, it thickens and darkens with each impure act. You have always dedicate yourself to good and helping others but today while knitting beanies for the homeless you accidentally prick your finger. Your blood is jet black and so thick it doesn't even drip.", "role...
2022-11-02T18:52:47
2022-11-02T18:09:50
284
64
[ { "content": "[WP] I (20f) had been kidnapped by a dragon six months ago, but a knight (20’s?m) came and rescued me, and now everyone wants me to marry him! I’m grateful and all that they rescued me but I barely met them last week! Everyone says that I owe him but can’t I give him some gold or something? AITA?"...
[ { "content": "[WP] I (20f) had been kidnapped by a dragon six months ago, but a knight (20’s?m) came and rescued me, and now everyone wants me to marry him! I’m grateful and all that they rescued me but I barely met them last week! Everyone says that I owe him but can’t I give him some gold or something? AITA?"...
2021-06-23T16:45:38
2021-06-23T16:12:16
88
14
[ { "content": "[WP] Earth isn't a \"death world\" it's paradise. Humans are so accustomed to it's variety of climates, flora, and fauna, they are disappointed in the lackluster things they come across among the stars.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "We found paradise at the heart of our world. Not ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Earth isn't a \"death world\" it's paradise. Humans are so accustomed to it's variety of climates, flora, and fauna, they are disappointed in the lackluster things they come across among the stars.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "They settled into orbit around the desolate orb. ...
2019-09-15T18:16:57
2019-09-15T17:47:06
2,141
113
[ { "content": "[WP] it is said that there are 7 people spread out in the world who look just like you. It just so happens that all 7 of you are in an elevator when one of them says ”so your probably wondering why I gather all of you here” as he presses the emergency stop button.\n\nPlease don’t attack me for my ...
[ { "content": "[WP] it is said that there are 7 people spread out in the world who look just like you. It just so happens that all 7 of you are in an elevator when one of them says ”so your probably wondering why I gather all of you here” as he presses the emergency stop button.\n\nPlease don’t attack me for my ...
2015-09-28T08:52:25
2015-09-28T06:39:27
99
21
[ { "content": "[WP] Mr. Rogers and Bob Ross were actually prolific serial killers. For years, they secretly communicated through their respective television shows about their plans, victims, and close calls using a code only they understood.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"So Bob, uh... I hope yo...
[ { "content": "[WP] Mr. Rogers and Bob Ross were actually prolific serial killers. For years, they secretly communicated through their respective television shows about their plans, victims, and close calls using a code only they understood.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"He's a happy little dev...
2016-04-21T11:01:44
2016-04-21T08:13:54
18
12
[ { "content": "[WP] In a world where everyone survives off of basic income, companies have to convince you to work for them.\n\nCredit to u/SearingEnigma & u/abkleinig for the idea.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I sat at my \"work\" desk reading my daily superhero comics. Feeling proud of my...
[ { "content": "[WP] In a world where everyone survives off of basic income, companies have to convince you to work for them.\n\nCredit to u/SearingEnigma & u/abkleinig for the idea.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"I quit.\" I tell my store leader (SL) after a friendly conversation over lunch....
2017-08-27T22:12:32
2017-08-27T21:49:27
443
197
[ { "content": "[WP] You never kill the spiders in your home, you just whisper \"today you, tomorrow me\" when you set them outside. Now, in your most dire moment, an army of spiders arrives to have your back.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"We are the order of the eight!\"\n\nSaid the spider, ben...
[ { "content": "[WP] You never kill the spiders in your home, you just whisper \"today you, tomorrow me\" when you set them outside. Now, in your most dire moment, an army of spiders arrives to have your back.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I heard the killer's steps echo across the basement. I tri...
2018-05-04T01:46:53
2018-05-04T00:22:37
2,747
72
[ { "content": "[WP] You and your wife decided to raise your daughter on a farm away from flawed modern society, and tell her that you're the only people on earth. When she turns 18, you tell her that it's time to know the truth. You take her to the city and find that there really are no people left.", "role"...
[ { "content": "[WP] You and your wife decided to raise your daughter on a farm away from flawed modern society, and tell her that you're the only people on earth. When she turns 18, you tell her that it's time to know the truth. You take her to the city and find that there really are no people left.", "role"...
2019-09-08T11:41:24
2019-09-08T10:20:29
31
22
[ { "content": "[WP] People's powers match their personality: impatient people get super speed, protective people get force fields and so on. Explaining why you have your power is... difficult.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The way my schedule works gives me little to no space for rest or even jus...
[ { "content": "[WP] People's powers match their personality: impatient people get super speed, protective people get force fields and so on. Explaining why you have your power is... difficult.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"But you could do anything! You could become the richest, smartest person...
2017-02-17T11:59:25
2017-02-17T11:15:56
20
13
[ { "content": "[WP] The year is 2040, and you are the last smoker alive. The \"Quit Smoking\" ads get personal.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I've outlasted it for years. I've watched campaigns come and go for years never having any effect on my habit, but this was something more. The first ant...
[ { "content": "[WP] The year is 2040, and you are the last smoker alive. The \"Quit Smoking\" ads get personal.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I walked down the overgrown, muddy street in my village. It was quiet, as it always had been. The quietness is the thing that was typical of this village, ...
2015-02-03T13:14:26
2015-02-03T12:59:38
604
20
[ { "content": "[WP] A soldier on the front dies in the middle of writing a letter home. It is finished and sent by the man who killed him.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Dear Jen, Alex, and Abby,\n\nThe barracks' Xbox broke, so now I guess I'll write you a letter, since I'm bored. Kidding! I love ...
[ { "content": "[WP] A soldier on the front dies in the middle of writing a letter home. It is finished and sent by the man who killed him.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey Judy,\n\nI know it's been a while since my last letter and I'm sorry. I honestly did try to write whenever I got the chance,...
2016-03-23T22:08:45
2016-03-23T21:22:54
26
17
[ { "content": "[WP] Your roommate is 2nd most powerful superhero in the world and he will not shut up about it. He does not yet know that you are the 1st.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I only have one power. And by itself, it's the weakest power there is. \n\nMy first roommate was, in a lot of w...
[ { "content": "[WP] Your roommate is 2nd most powerful superhero in the world and he will not shut up about it. He does not yet know that you are the 1st.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"You wouldn't believe how much free shit I get at the mall now.\" \n\n\"Uh huh.\" \n\nI continue filing my nail...
2022-08-05T01:54:37
2022-08-04T22:29:54
81
19
[ { "content": "[WP] You created the A.I. that brought unparalleled good into the world. Global hunger was eradicated, climate change has vastly improved, geopolitical strife is now stabilizing. You are haunted by your creation and your conscience is laden with guilt as only you know the truth.", "role": "use...
[ { "content": "[WP] You created the A.I. that brought unparalleled good into the world. Global hunger was eradicated, climate change has vastly improved, geopolitical strife is now stabilizing. You are haunted by your creation and your conscience is laden with guilt as only you know the truth.", "role": "use...
2017-04-21T11:49:06
2017-04-21T11:12:48
15
10
[ { "content": "[WP] Weapons become more powerful the older they get. Modern guns will barely give someone a scratch but an ancient spear can devastate armies.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I dug… where had I put it? The valley was still recognizable on the whole, but many of the features were dif...
[ { "content": "[WP] Weapons become more powerful the older they get. Modern guns will barely give someone a scratch but an ancient spear can devastate armies.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Finally, after centuries of arduous research and development, engineering hurdles, manufacturing disasters, ...
2018-08-23T13:50:31
2018-08-23T11:20:34
2,093
174
[ { "content": "[WP] You're a biologist who made a deal with the devil: eternity in hell after death in return for unlimited funding for your research. The funding was worth it, you discovered immortality, and the devil is not happy about this.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Marcus stood on the cli...
[ { "content": "[WP] You're a biologist who made a deal with the devil: eternity in hell after death in return for unlimited funding for your research. The funding was worth it, you discovered immortality, and the devil is not happy about this.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "He sat up, panting quie...
2018-10-08T04:30:35
2018-10-08T04:18:05
165
21
[ { "content": "[WP] You live in an uber-religious society in 3543, and the biggest historical discovery has just been made. It is a video, and will be broadcast across the world. No one knows it's contents, and no one can stop the broadcast once it begins. \"history of the entire world, i guess\" by bill wurtz."...
[ { "content": "[WP] You live in an uber-religious society in 3543, and the biggest historical discovery has just been made. It is a video, and will be broadcast across the world. No one knows it's contents, and no one can stop the broadcast once it begins. \"history of the entire world, i guess\" by bill wurtz."...
2021-06-24T10:14:19
2021-06-24T04:31:51
5,663
17
[ { "content": "[WP] You have been sentenced to death in a magical court. The court allows all prisoners to pick how they die and they will carry it out immediately. You have it all figured out until the prisoner before you picks old age and is instantly transformed into a dying old man. Your turn approaches.", ...
[ { "content": "[WP] You have been sentenced to death in a magical court. The court allows all prisoners to pick how they die and they will carry it out immediately. You have it all figured out until the prisoner before you picks old age and is instantly transformed into a dying old man. Your turn approaches.", ...
2017-03-04T03:25:46
2017-03-03T23:19:26
452
50
[ { "content": "[WP] The last time the aliens invaded our planet they fled after losing the war. They have reluctantly returned to wage war and are relieved to see that dinosaurs no longer inhabit Earth, but have been replaced by the smaller and less intimidating humans.", "role": "user" }, { "content...
[ { "content": "[WP] The last time the aliens invaded our planet they fled after losing the war. They have reluctantly returned to wage war and are relieved to see that dinosaurs no longer inhabit Earth, but have been replaced by the smaller and less intimidating humans.", "role": "user" }, { "content...
2017-10-31T17:54:57
2017-10-31T17:23:14
50
35
[ { "content": "[WP] Humans are the first sentients, putting us millenia ahead of aliens. Instead of acting like an \"elder\" species should, we create mysterious artifacts with no actual use, crop cicles and send spooky messages, like \"be quiet, you are in danger\" to the aliens, because we are still childish m...
[ { "content": "[WP] Humans are the first sentients, putting us millenia ahead of aliens. Instead of acting like an \"elder\" species should, we create mysterious artifacts with no actual use, crop cicles and send spooky messages, like \"be quiet, you are in danger\" to the aliens, because we are still childish m...
2017-07-09T10:42:04
2017-07-09T10:10:35
1,065
94
[ { "content": "[WP] Reincarnation is a known, common, and expected result of death. You are a bounty hunter that specializes in tracking down people who have committed suicide to escape debts or a jail sentence.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The people in the slum disappeared into their makeshift...
[ { "content": "[WP] Reincarnation is a known, common, and expected result of death. You are a bounty hunter that specializes in tracking down people who have committed suicide to escape debts or a jail sentence.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sarah had an apple lodged in her mouth. That was my per...
2021-11-03T09:46:32
2021-11-03T04:23:09
243
142
[ { "content": "[WP] Everytime a threat to the world looms, a group of \"adventurers\" will appear in a city tavern, nobody saw them enter, and sometimes they have races in them not even found on the continent. It's your goal to find out more about these, \"adventurers\"", "role": "user" }, { "content...
[ { "content": "[WP] Everytime a threat to the world looms, a group of \"adventurers\" will appear in a city tavern, nobody saw them enter, and sometimes they have races in them not even found on the continent. It's your goal to find out more about these, \"adventurers\"", "role": "user" }, { "content...
2016-02-22T11:31:29
2016-02-22T09:31:34
30
15
[ { "content": "[WP] Your Reddit username decides your profession. How is your first day at work?\n\nIf possible. Some usernames just don't work well in this situation.\n\n---\n\nI'm an FBI agent now. Wooo!\n\nYou're all under arrest for conspiracy to commit treason.\n\n---\n\nDear God RIP my inbox", "role": ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Your Reddit username decides your profession. How is your first day at work?\n\nIf possible. Some usernames just don't work well in this situation.\n\n---\n\nI'm an FBI agent now. Wooo!\n\nYou're all under arrest for conspiracy to commit treason.\n\n---\n\nDear God RIP my inbox", "role": ...
2019-08-29T19:25:53
2019-08-29T19:22:32
407
20
[ { "content": "[WP] You are a hitman who has just finished their most recent job. Or, at least, thought had finished, because the second you take your eyes off your target’s corpse, you hear “Hey, not bad! I actually felt that one.”", "role": "user" }, { "content": "“Hey, not bad! I actually felt tha...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are a hitman who has just finished their most recent job. Or, at least, thought had finished, because the second you take your eyes off your target’s corpse, you hear “Hey, not bad! I actually felt that one.”", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Hey, not bad! I actually felt th...
2022-01-27T09:27:14
2022-01-27T08:07:33
103
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[ { "content": "[WP] Everyone can become infinitely powerful if they so choose, however the more power you gain the less you remember about who you are and what you wanted. The greatest beings in the land have no feelings on anything and are more an extension of nature than the deity's they had hoped to become.",...
[ { "content": "[WP] Everyone can become infinitely powerful if they so choose, however the more power you gain the less you remember about who you are and what you wanted. The greatest beings in the land have no feelings on anything and are more an extension of nature than the deity's they had hoped to become.",...
2017-05-31T08:55:19
2017-05-31T08:09:16
138
34
[ { "content": "[WP] write a short horror story that seems completely normal and non scary until the very last sentence at which point it becomes absolutely terrifying.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Max stood by the barn entrance, trying to hold back his tears. A tough thing for a child to see, I ...
[ { "content": "[WP] write a short horror story that seems completely normal and non scary until the very last sentence at which point it becomes absolutely terrifying.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Of all the little joys in life, one that sticks out the most for me is being the little spoon for m...
2017-03-31T16:05:42
2017-03-31T09:38:51
30
10
[ { "content": "[WP] If, when you die, you don't get into heaven, there is an option to try again, and get in the next time. There is a man who has been trying for millennia; he has been Ghengis Khan, Hitler, and many other brutal leaders. That man is you, and this time, you're determined to get it right.", "...
[ { "content": "[WP] If, when you die, you don't get into heaven, there is an option to try again, and get in the next time. There is a man who has been trying for millennia; he has been Ghengis Khan, Hitler, and many other brutal leaders. That man is you, and this time, you're determined to get it right.", "...
2021-06-24T11:17:25
2021-06-24T06:11:19
46
23
[ { "content": "[WP] You have been sentenced to death in a magical court. The court allows all prisoners to pick how they die and they will carry it out immediately. You have it all figured out until the prisoner before you picks old age and is instantly transformed into a dying old man. Your turn approaches.", ...
[ { "content": "[WP] You have been sentenced to death in a magical court. The court allows all prisoners to pick how they die and they will carry it out immediately. You have it all figured out until the prisoner before you picks old age and is instantly transformed into a dying old man. Your turn approaches.", ...
2021-07-02T07:09:46
2021-07-02T06:14:40
1,270
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[ { "content": "[WP] There is a procedure offered to the wealthy and powerful that allows their minds to be transferred to the brain-dead body of an anonymous individual. Except it's fake, the volunteer is actually trained in every minute detail of the person's life to assume their identity as if they were them.\...
[ { "content": "[WP] There is a procedure offered to the wealthy and powerful that allows their minds to be transferred to the brain-dead body of an anonymous individual. Except it's fake, the volunteer is actually trained in every minute detail of the person's life to assume their identity as if they were them.\...
2019-05-06T09:48:02
2019-05-06T08:38:19
129
31
[ { "content": "[WP] You have always been a devout christian,and after you die,as you open your eyes expecting heaven,you are met by Anubis' cold stare.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "There was a heart-wrenching coldness to his eyes. They were dull, black as crows, and yet they coated my bones in i...
[ { "content": "[WP] You have always been a devout christian,and after you die,as you open your eyes expecting heaven,you are met by Anubis' cold stare.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Death is a sure thing. For many, what comes after is not as certain. For Karen, what came after death was as cert...
2019-02-26T12:17:07
2019-02-26T10:58:57
62
25
[ { "content": "[WP] After WW3 and a century of rebuilding, the world has been at peace for 300 years. We've let go of our violent and aggressive tendencies and abolished war. You are the leader of an alien invasion that sees the Earth as an easy target; but soon you learn we can revert to our warlike past easily...
[ { "content": "[WP] After WW3 and a century of rebuilding, the world has been at peace for 300 years. We've let go of our violent and aggressive tendencies and abolished war. You are the leader of an alien invasion that sees the Earth as an easy target; but soon you learn we can revert to our warlike past easily...
2017-05-25T14:31:23
2017-05-25T12:23:12
74
43
[ { "content": "[WP] You're immortal, but you can die. Upon your death, however you will be \"reset\" to age 5 with a perfect memory of each life you've lived before.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Oh my God! They killed Kenny!\"\n\nOnce more I hear the same two lines over and over again. It's am...
[ { "content": "[WP] You're immortal, but you can die. Upon your death, however you will be \"reset\" to age 5 with a perfect memory of each life you've lived before.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, I can cross that off of the metaphorical list. --Died when having sexual intercourse-- Best dea...
2016-11-23T11:03:32
2016-11-23T08:40:34
21
13
[ { "content": "[WP] Everyone has a reaper. The further away it is, the longer you have left to live. Every day it inches a little bit closer, but it is always there. Except yours, which disappeared three weeks ago", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So, it's been three weeks since I died. I know I know...
[ { "content": "[WP] Everyone has a reaper. The further away it is, the longer you have left to live. Every day it inches a little bit closer, but it is always there. Except yours, which disappeared three weeks ago", "role": "user" }, { "content": " “Nashca! Nascha he’s here!”\n\n“Who’s here?” althoug...
2015-01-21T07:54:12
2015-01-21T06:51:46
254
25
[ { "content": "[WP]: Three years ago a calamity claimed two thirds of the representatives of your gender. The dating scene has gotten weird.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I never thought I would consider my early twenties the best time of my life. I was closeted and not into the bar scene so dati...
[ { "content": "[WP]: Three years ago a calamity claimed two thirds of the representatives of your gender. The dating scene has gotten weird.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And then there were bros.\n\nAfter the apocalyptic viral strain swept across the Earth, only about thirty percent of the origi...
2018-07-18T17:02:59
2018-07-18T15:54:58
20
13
[ { "content": "[WP] You are a wish lawyer. You help clients negotiate wishes from genies, faeries, dragons, and other wish granting entities.\n\nYou also do faustian bargains with devil\n\n\nEdit: Woo! I finally made it to the top of writing prompts!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I took the cases...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are a wish lawyer. You help clients negotiate wishes from genies, faeries, dragons, and other wish granting entities.\n\nYou also do faustian bargains with devil\n\n\nEdit: Woo! I finally made it to the top of writing prompts!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wishes. Why wish...
2015-06-03T06:23:30
2015-06-03T05:56:40
197
35
[ { "content": "[WP] Foreshadow the character's death so subtly that I still don't see it coming even though I requested it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "He was ten at the time of the accident. \n\nUnbeknownst to me, Ben's day began like any other. He woke up one minute before his alarm would rin...
[ { "content": "[WP] Foreshadow the character's death so subtly that I still don't see it coming even though I requested it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Rain trickled down the windowpane, making rivulets in the already wet surface. Kieran watched them, a tinny pounding in his ears the last remna...
2018-10-28T14:24:33
2018-10-28T14:17:29
1,390
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[ { "content": "[WP] The whole universe is gone, and only two kids were left in the void. \"Let's play again,\" said one of the kids to his only companion, \"but this time I'll be God, and you will be the Devil.\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Huh, I wasn't thinking we'd end it like that...\" A ...
[ { "content": "[WP] The whole universe is gone, and only two kids were left in the void. \"Let's play again,\" said one of the kids to his only companion, \"but this time I'll be God, and you will be the Devil.\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"We didn't really do anything this time did we?\"\n\n...
2014-11-30T10:39:57
2014-11-30T10:36:15
162
34
[ { "content": "[WP] Dr. Seuss writes a horror story.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You're pretty fucked up\n\nYou aren't just average\n\nYour lots more fucked up \n\nThan the normal kid\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nYou suck with your work\n\nYour behavior is amiss\n\nYou're a misgiven soul\n\nThat not even y...
[ { "content": "[WP] Dr. Seuss writes a horror story.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sweedle tots! \n\nSweedle tots!\nThey cough lots and lots,\nwith sickness and not many shots!\n\nTo the mum of a Sweedle,\nEvil is the needle,\nCausing all Autism and making them feeble.\n\nSweedle tots!\nThey're l...
2021-04-08T10:46:33
2021-04-08T10:36:35
42
27
[ { "content": "[WP] Upon birth, babies are screened and given a random ability based on what their parents had. Your dad had telepathy and your mom could sing any song perfectly, even mimicking the voice. You were given the seemingly useless ability of playing songs into someone else's head.", "role": "user"...
[ { "content": "[WP] Upon birth, babies are screened and given a random ability based on what their parents had. Your dad had telepathy and your mom could sing any song perfectly, even mimicking the voice. You were given the seemingly useless ability of playing songs into someone else's head.", "role": "user"...
2019-11-22T02:01:54
2019-11-22T00:40:16
304
73
[ { "content": "[WP] You're pinned down, outnumbered and out of ammo. Your partner says, \"There's no way we're both getting out of here alive.\" He pulls out a small pistol and presses it to his temple. He smile and says, \"I'm going ghost\". He pulls the trigger. The enemy stops firing... then they start scream...
[ { "content": "[WP] You're pinned down, outnumbered and out of ammo. Your partner says, \"There's no way we're both getting out of here alive.\" He pulls out a small pistol and presses it to his temple. He smile and says, \"I'm going ghost\". He pulls the trigger. The enemy stops firing... then they start scream...
2019-12-20T20:24:23
2019-12-20T20:04:26
106
29
[ { "content": "[WP] \"Please explain to me HOW our human test subjects escaped a maximum security lab in deep space?\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Well sir, he asked to leave. Politely. He claimed it was a need to excrete, and that he knew where the lavatorium was.\"\n\n\"So your guards just ...
[ { "content": "[WP] \"Please explain to me HOW our human test subjects escaped a maximum security lab in deep space?\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Sir... they just punched straight through the shield...\"\n\n\"So you're telling me a medium sized mammal brute forced it's way through the highes...