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2018-10-24T15:23:49
2018-10-24T15:09:05
50
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[ { "content": "[WP] The world's smallest dragon must defend his hoard, a single gold coin, from those who would steal it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Luven followed the map his dad had given him. It wasn't very tidy nor detailed, but what he'd to find was clear as the sky above: a tiny cave hid...
[ { "content": "[WP] The world's smallest dragon must defend his hoard, a single gold coin, from those who would steal it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No one ever expected to find me. Going about their lives, adventurers and rich seeking individuals alike would find their way into my lair. They ...
2020-08-21T06:12:55
2020-08-21T06:07:17
41
19
[ { "content": "[WP] You are a superhero, and your mask has just been ripped off by your arch nemesis. Lucky for you, when you aren’t busy saving lives, you live as a hermit away from all of society. Having your identity revealed means next to nothing, and the villain has no idea who you are.", "role": "user"...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are a superhero, and your mask has just been ripped off by your arch nemesis. Lucky for you, when you aren’t busy saving lives, you live as a hermit away from all of society. Having your identity revealed means next to nothing, and the villain has no idea who you are.", "role": "user"...
2017-07-09T04:48:05
2017-07-09T04:02:59
39
16
[ { "content": "[WP] You, an atheist, have died. All the gods that have ever been line up to offer you their version of heaven if only you believe in _them_. Turns out souls are currency and yours is up for grabs.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The boy opened his eyes. The dim agressive light of th...
[ { "content": "[WP] You, an atheist, have died. All the gods that have ever been line up to offer you their version of heaven if only you believe in _them_. Turns out souls are currency and yours is up for grabs.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "As I stood, scratching my head, I looked around at the...
2021-09-03T10:55:58
2021-09-03T08:25:10
669
108
[ { "content": "[WP] You're a high level black mage with a few healing spells but everyone thinks you're a terrible cleric because you only ever use healing spells.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I have stood on the edge of chaos, and fought back oblivion. I have held the world aloft in my hands an...
[ { "content": "[WP] You're a high level black mage with a few healing spells but everyone thinks you're a terrible cleric because you only ever use healing spells.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I took this in a slightly different way, where the black mage doesn't know any healing spells. Hopefull...
2019-06-14T23:33:18
2019-06-14T23:16:16
39
17
[ { "content": "[WP] You are the world's best hired assassin. Your trick is to remain undetected. Your specialty? Killing people in the most bizarre ways possible that nobody questions it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "“Detective, how did the victim die?” I already knew how the guy died. I was the...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are the world's best hired assassin. Your trick is to remain undetected. Your specialty? Killing people in the most bizarre ways possible that nobody questions it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "They call me Rube. My specialty? Letting my clients collect on double indemn...
2014-08-19T11:27:56
2014-08-19T11:05:19
59
21
[ { "content": "[WP] Your final wish to the Djinn is to meet the girl who will be your perfect soulmate. Just then you hear an ear piercing scream... your best friend/roommate just turned into a girl.\n\nShe (he?) still has all the memories of her (his?) previous life; but others might not.\n\nAlso consider what ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Your final wish to the Djinn is to meet the girl who will be your perfect soulmate. Just then you hear an ear piercing scream... your best friend/roommate just turned into a girl.\n\nShe (he?) still has all the memories of her (his?) previous life; but others might not.\n\nAlso consider what ...
2018-11-22T08:29:23
2018-11-22T08:27:00
1,908
371
[ { "content": "[WP] Your family line suffers from a pirate curse: A demonic shark will manifest itself in nearby sources of water and harrow you and your ancestors. You live three-hundred miles from any body of water and this has made the shark get...creative.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Shit...
[ { "content": "[WP] Your family line suffers from a pirate curse: A demonic shark will manifest itself in nearby sources of water and harrow you and your ancestors. You live three-hundred miles from any body of water and this has made the shark get...creative.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I clut...
2019-10-20T06:54:27
2019-10-20T06:25:58
116
59
[ { "content": "[WP] At a run down food place, you place a special order which just happens to be a codeword for their illegal sidebusiness. Your attempts at clarification are just further codewords to them.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Even before I entered, I could tell there was something off ...
[ { "content": "[WP] At a run down food place, you place a special order which just happens to be a codeword for their illegal sidebusiness. Your attempts at clarification are just further codewords to them.", "role": "user" }, { "content": " I stopped at the diner on the way into the City. It definit...
2019-02-01T12:33:17
2019-02-01T10:57:59
20
12
[ { "content": "[WP] You're a scientist working on a new super-powerful microscope. One day while looking at your own body, you see a very suspicious skin cell. Upon (much) closer inspection, you discover that micro-organisms have founded an advanced civilization, and you're not quite sure what to do about it.", ...
[ { "content": "[WP] You're a scientist working on a new super-powerful microscope. One day while looking at your own body, you see a very suspicious skin cell. Upon (much) closer inspection, you discover that micro-organisms have founded an advanced civilization, and you're not quite sure what to do about it.", ...
2016-10-19T11:55:45
2016-10-19T08:37:26
27
16
[ { "content": "[Wp] And then the alien took off his helmet, revealing a human face and said: \"What are guys doing here? You guys were supposed to colonize Mars, not Earth!\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Me?\" I said to the dapper looking gentleman, in his shiny new suit. Must've brought it ba...
[ { "content": "[Wp] And then the alien took off his helmet, revealing a human face and said: \"What are guys doing here? You guys were supposed to colonize Mars, not Earth!\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Guys here? Thats mad!\" she thought.\nNo one had seen a live guy since the women all got f...
2019-03-06T18:41:00
2019-03-06T17:02:45
20
13
[ { "content": "[WP] Friendly fire mode is disabled. Members of the same species cannot harm each other by any means. For humanity, this means no person can be hurt by any event, invention, or extended means caused or wielded by human beings. This has led to some elaborate workarounds.", "role": "user" }, ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Friendly fire mode is disabled. Members of the same species cannot harm each other by any means. For humanity, this means no person can be hurt by any event, invention, or extended means caused or wielded by human beings. This has led to some elaborate workarounds.", "role": "user" }, ...
2019-07-10T02:11:12
2019-07-10T02:01:43
281
70
[ { "content": "[WP]Abducted humans have, so far, all displayed the same internal organ structure common throughout the galaxy with only one exception. Every one of them has a Glarnak parasite beating inside their chest. They even think it's necessary for life.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The au...
[ { "content": "[WP]Abducted humans have, so far, all displayed the same internal organ structure common throughout the galaxy with only one exception. Every one of them has a Glarnak parasite beating inside their chest. They even think it's necessary for life.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "“Exper...
2016-07-16T20:28:24
2016-07-16T20:08:19
57
18
[ { "content": "[WP] Every person has a button they can press at night that deposits a large sum of money to their bank account. However, the first person to press it each night is horrifically killed.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The room was silent. No-one ever spoke at these things. The text...
[ { "content": "[WP] Every person has a button they can press at night that deposits a large sum of money to their bank account. However, the first person to press it each night is horrifically killed.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Zach looks at the bright green numbers illuminating from the clock...
2022-11-22T04:47:31
2022-11-21T21:03:07
92
29
[ { "content": "[WP] You are a vampire hunter. Your roommate is a vampire. Neither of you can afford the apartment on your own so if one of you attacks the other you'll lose the apartment. The tension between you two is increasing by the day.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"I don't understand why ...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are a vampire hunter. Your roommate is a vampire. Neither of you can afford the apartment on your own so if one of you attacks the other you'll lose the apartment. The tension between you two is increasing by the day.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hi, my name is Al, at the...
2020-11-02T10:00:05
2020-11-02T09:54:34
310
19
[ { "content": "[WP] One morning everyone in the world wakes up in their 18-year old body, memories intact. Society tries to continue as normal despite the change, but a world full of energetic adolescents certainly has its quirks.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "My eyes glazed over as I browsed my ...
[ { "content": "[WP] One morning everyone in the world wakes up in their 18-year old body, memories intact. Society tries to continue as normal despite the change, but a world full of energetic adolescents certainly has its quirks.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"You know what, Dave, I never thoug...
2022-06-22T17:27:52
2022-06-22T16:29:10
221
98
[ { "content": "[WP] After carefully reading the rules laid out by the scheming Genie in front of him. The Paladin stares them in the eyes, and replies \"I wish that you are now and forevermore a virtuous and philanthropic being who will willingly use their powers to benefit all that is good\".", "role": "use...
[ { "content": "[WP] After carefully reading the rules laid out by the scheming Genie in front of him. The Paladin stares them in the eyes, and replies \"I wish that you are now and forevermore a virtuous and philanthropic being who will willingly use their powers to benefit all that is good\".", "role": "use...
2014-09-30T07:21:37
2014-09-30T07:08:06
479
88
[ { "content": "[WP] Everyone gets a clock at birth with the countdown untill their deaths, one man's clock only says ERROR", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I pass through life with an apologetic smile. \n\nI've always been in the way. I was in the way of my mother and father's happiness when I arriv...
[ { "content": "[WP] Everyone gets a clock at birth with the countdown untill their deaths, one man's clock only says ERROR", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I've seen them all. Individuals, families, generations. They come and go. I've lost so many loved ones that I can no longer love. They say the h...
2016-02-02T19:10:04
2016-02-02T18:16:53
91
13
[ { "content": "[WP] They tried to summon a demon. They got you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'm really starting to get tired of this. It's the third time it's happened this month.\n\nThere I was, just pottering around the house when, \"SHHMM!\", I pop up in some basement or in the middle of the...
[ { "content": "[WP] They tried to summon a demon. They got you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The sounds of Billy Joel was replaced as a foul smell filled my nose.\n\n\"Dammit, I need to fix- Oh.\" \n\nI was surrounded by a ring of hooded occultists.\n\nThe disappointment in the air was thicker t...
2016-01-29T06:30:22
2016-01-29T05:00:31
481
144
[ { "content": "[WP] The Islamic State is wiped out by a totally unexpected country in a totally unexpected way.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"For many years now, the Islamic State has been a thorn in the side of the Middle East,\" the President told Congress. \"Carving out territory from Syria,...
[ { "content": "[WP] The Islamic State is wiped out by a totally unexpected country in a totally unexpected way.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The dust settled, and a lone black boot came slowly into Major Thomson's view. Heaving a sigh, she raised herself up on her hands, only to be stopped by a ...
2016-07-08T22:25:38
2016-07-08T20:11:06
24
12
[ { "content": "[WP] Everyone on Planet Earth gets a text message. \"We are sorry to announce that the online servers for our game Planet Earth will be shutting down in 7 days.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "“We are sorry to announce that the online servers for our game Planet Earth will be shuttin...
[ { "content": "[WP] Everyone on Planet Earth gets a text message. \"We are sorry to announce that the online servers for our game Planet Earth will be shutting down in 7 days.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"We are sorry to announce that the online servers for our game Planet Earth will be shutti...
2019-02-26T08:20:01
2019-02-26T07:46:55
1,328
278
[ { "content": "[WP] After WW3 and a century of rebuilding, the world has been at peace for 300 years. We've let go of our violent and aggressive tendencies and abolished war. You are the leader of an alien invasion that sees the Earth as an easy target; but soon you learn we can revert to our warlike past easily...
[ { "content": "[WP] After WW3 and a century of rebuilding, the world has been at peace for 300 years. We've let go of our violent and aggressive tendencies and abolished war. You are the leader of an alien invasion that sees the Earth as an easy target; but soon you learn we can revert to our warlike past easily...
2017-10-01T05:44:26
2017-10-01T05:40:18
41
20
[ { "content": "[WP] You are a vampire who likes to help humans instead of hurting them, so you became a doctor. Over the hospital's PA system one day you hear \"Dr. Acula, Mr. Helsing is ready to see you.\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Doctor Acula will see you now Mr. Helsing\" the nurse flas...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are a vampire who likes to help humans instead of hurting them, so you became a doctor. Over the hospital's PA system one day you hear \"Dr. Acula, Mr. Helsing is ready to see you.\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Mr. Helsing, huh? Must be new to this hospital.\"\n\nDr. A...
2017-05-06T09:32:44
2017-05-06T07:54:14
25
13
[ { "content": "[WP] You may write a story where the protagonist has a regular day BUT they must also die a horrific death at the end. But there is a twist: All stories after the 1st must begin with their protagonist seeing the protagonist of the previous story dying.\n\nKeep everything canon ;)\n( P.S: Sort by O...
[ { "content": "[WP] You may write a story where the protagonist has a regular day BUT they must also die a horrific death at the end. But there is a twist: All stories after the 1st must begin with their protagonist seeing the protagonist of the previous story dying.\n\nKeep everything canon ;)\n( P.S: Sort by O...
2016-09-22T22:34:36
2016-09-22T16:56:11
170
12
[ { "content": "[WP]Humans start out at birth with milk-white blood. The more bad deeds they commit, the darker their blood becomes. One day, you meet your soulmate. Skip a few years, and things are amazing… Until your soulmate trips, falls, and the cut they get drips ink-black blood…", "role": "user" }, ...
[ { "content": "[WP]Humans start out at birth with milk-white blood. The more bad deeds they commit, the darker their blood becomes. One day, you meet your soulmate. Skip a few years, and things are amazing… Until your soulmate trips, falls, and the cut they get drips ink-black blood…", "role": "user" }, ...
2018-12-23T06:41:21
2018-12-23T06:03:59
42
10
[ { "content": "[WP] For your 10th birthday you received vr goggles. You tried them, thought they were dumb and went on with your life. Its only now, decades later looking back, you dont actually remember ever removing them.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "My life was over. \n\nMy wife left me. \n\...
[ { "content": "[WP] For your 10th birthday you received vr goggles. You tried them, thought they were dumb and went on with your life. Its only now, decades later looking back, you dont actually remember ever removing them.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It was all a lie.\n\nNone of them were real...
2016-02-11T13:15:06
2016-02-11T11:25:21
31
12
[ { "content": "[WP] Hi! I'm the main character! Or so you would have me be. I want you to know that no matter what you write, I refuse to be the main character in your little game and will avoid any instance where you try to put me into a situation that does so.\n\nEdit: Once again, a huge thank you to everyone ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Hi! I'm the main character! Or so you would have me be. I want you to know that no matter what you write, I refuse to be the main character in your little game and will avoid any instance where you try to put me into a situation that does so.\n\nEdit: Once again, a huge thank you to everyone ...
2015-01-12T09:24:08
2015-01-12T08:38:52
60
21
[ { "content": "[WP] You tried to commit suicide, but as it turns out you are immortal. Now you have to call someone to help you cut the rope. Awkward.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I swung there on the end of the rope with the overturned chair underneath my dangling feet. At first I just closed m...
[ { "content": "[WP] You tried to commit suicide, but as it turns out you are immortal. Now you have to call someone to help you cut the rope. Awkward.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I swung there like a fucktard, dangling from the inside of my closet. I thought about what was going on. The doorkno...
2017-01-27T04:28:55
2017-01-27T01:49:21
89
44
[ { "content": "[WP] internet goes down. An emergency public broadcast on the television plays \"STAY INDOORS AND DO NOT LOOK OUTSIDE.\" The radio simultaneously broadcasts the message \"EVACUATE IMMEDIATELY, GET TO HIGH GROUND.\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "“But we have no food here! No running...
[ { "content": "[WP] internet goes down. An emergency public broadcast on the television plays \"STAY INDOORS AND DO NOT LOOK OUTSIDE.\" The radio simultaneously broadcasts the message \"EVACUATE IMMEDIATELY, GET TO HIGH GROUND.\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I was up late, as I had chose not to ...
2015-04-04T18:33:11
2015-04-04T17:57:03
48
20
[ { "content": "[WP] 50% of the world's population has the ability to fly, 50% does not. The only way to find out is to jump from a height that will surely kill you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Who knew the suicide attempt would turn out to be the best thing that ever happened to me? Here I was ...
[ { "content": "[WP] 50% of the world's population has the ability to fly, 50% does not. The only way to find out is to jump from a height that will surely kill you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"How do you respond to people who say your invention has enabled the greatest separation of humanity ...
2017-02-08T11:45:29
2017-02-08T11:35:43
18
13
[ { "content": "[WP] You realize you are immortal or more specifically that you cannot die. The issue is that you only realize this once the man who is attempting to torture you to death can't finish the job.\n\n[removed]", "role": "user" }, { "content": "How long has it been? \n\nWeeks?...Months?...m...
[ { "content": "[WP] You realize you are immortal or more specifically that you cannot die. The issue is that you only realize this once the man who is attempting to torture you to death can't finish the job.\n\n[removed]", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Frank is an asshole.\n\nI know this because ev...
2018-09-26T07:56:17
2018-09-26T07:53:45
101
17
[ { "content": "[WP] You die and find yourself in hell, where apparently everyone spends time to negate their sins before they go to heaven. The guy in front of you, who cheated on his wife, gets 145 years. Feeling like you led a fairly average and peaceful life, you’re not worried. You get 186,292 years.", "...
[ { "content": "[WP] You die and find yourself in hell, where apparently everyone spends time to negate their sins before they go to heaven. The guy in front of you, who cheated on his wife, gets 145 years. Feeling like you led a fairly average and peaceful life, you’re not worried. You get 186,292 years.", "...
2017-05-20T16:17:06
2017-05-20T14:44:10
201
110
[ { "content": "[WP] You are immortal, but no one knows. You are given a life sentence in prison, and you laugh thinking about the confusion to come at the end of your sentence.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I screwed up. Really badly. It was 1947 and I'd gotten into a bar fight that had gotten vi...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are immortal, but no one knows. You are given a life sentence in prison, and you laugh thinking about the confusion to come at the end of your sentence.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Life sentence it is. It's been 70 years now. Given the fact that i had been 55 already whe...
2016-06-19T19:27:01
2016-06-19T14:00:47
35
12
[ { "content": "[WP] \"If you plan on going somewhere dangerous, bring a human\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ugh, this line again. Thraxtorz thought to himself. \"Humans are expensive and not particularly good at anything!\" He protested. The Contract Maker glowed in response. Thraxtorz Chat^tm ...
[ { "content": "[WP] \"If you plan on going somewhere dangerous, bring a human\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Why would I want one?\" Hareem ask.\n\n\"Why would you want one!\" Dahn jetted back in disbelief. \"LOOK at them! Their physique and anatomy is just about as perfect as you could ask f...
2015-11-28T11:58:21
2015-11-28T11:02:56
49
20
[ { "content": "[WP] You have a very mundane talent, so mundane that you've never shown it to anyone. The first time you do, as a party trick, you're told that your talent is physically impossible.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "More parts to the story here https://www.reddit.com/r/CharliesWildAdve...
[ { "content": "[WP] You have a very mundane talent, so mundane that you've never shown it to anyone. The first time you do, as a party trick, you're told that your talent is physically impossible.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Uhm\"\n\nEveryone at the house party was staring at me.\n\n\"What?\"...
2019-05-31T03:23:31
2019-05-31T02:52:26
26
11
[ { "content": "[WP] A clang came from the engine room, followed by a string of curses. Most of the crewmembers stood far from the doors, fearfully looking in. It was their first trip out to deepspace since they had taken on a human mechanic, and they were all pretty sure that those were not good noises.", "r...
[ { "content": "[WP] A clang came from the engine room, followed by a string of curses. Most of the crewmembers stood far from the doors, fearfully looking in. It was their first trip out to deepspace since they had taken on a human mechanic, and they were all pretty sure that those were not good noises.", "r...
2019-11-21T02:34:10
2019-11-20T20:31:01
211
39
[ { "content": "[WP] Earth remained a protected planet by every species in the known galaxy, because Humans are the Greatest story tellers. \"The planet of Dreamers,\" finally reaches the stars much to exhilaration of every race who knows of the story's of Earth. Even simple conversation with humans is entertaini...
[ { "content": "[WP] Earth remained a protected planet by every species in the known galaxy, because Humans are the Greatest story tellers. \"The planet of Dreamers,\" finally reaches the stars much to exhilaration of every race who knows of the story's of Earth. Even simple conversation with humans is entertaini...
2022-10-15T03:24:04
2019-08-26T09:44:00
52
14
[ { "content": "[WP] You lost your sight - along with everyone else on Earth - in The Great Blinding. Two years later, without warning, your sight returns. As you look around, you realize that every available wall, floor and surface has been painted with the same message - Don't Tell Them You Can See.", "role...
[ { "content": "[WP] You lost your sight - along with everyone else on Earth - in The Great Blinding. Two years later, without warning, your sight returns. As you look around, you realize that every available wall, floor and surface has been painted with the same message - Don't Tell Them You Can See.", "role...
2014-07-29T13:10:19
2014-07-29T11:43:49
165
19
[ { "content": "[WP] Write two different stories. The second story comes from reading every third word of the first.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "He came as I rang the three little bells. \n\nSimple Pete signaled toward the midnight storm outside, \"I thought you knew to avoid that storm... Suppo...
[ { "content": "[WP] Write two different stories. The second story comes from reading every third word of the first.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I loved **the** boy. His **way** of getting **to** my soul, **properly**, does not **deceive**, shows me **someone** cares, someone **is** paying at...
2014-12-12T18:20:23
2014-12-12T16:32:41
274
99
[ { "content": "[WP] Humanity is hit by a sudden increase in stillbirths. Eventually, the reason is discovered - there aren't enough souls to go around.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Are you sure?\" The grandmaster rested his head in his hands, elbows on the weathered, marble table.\n\nAll I cou...
[ { "content": "[WP] Humanity is hit by a sudden increase in stillbirths. Eventually, the reason is discovered - there aren't enough souls to go around.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I never thought that I wanted kids, but here I was: pregnant, and the fetus was still alive. \n\nWhat a strange pla...
2016-10-04T07:31:04
2016-10-04T07:23:43
74
32
[ { "content": "[WP] You are trying to politely ward off a very anxious Jehovah's Witness that keeps insisting that God is coming. He/she finally looks down the street, and says, \"seriously He just turned the corner!\" You look and see a glowing white Cadillac with dark tinted windows.\n\nWow, can't believe this...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are trying to politely ward off a very anxious Jehovah's Witness that keeps insisting that God is coming. He/she finally looks down the street, and says, \"seriously He just turned the corner!\" You look and see a glowing white Cadillac with dark tinted windows.\n\nWow, can't believe this...
2014-06-15T07:16:59
2014-06-15T03:57:43
15
10
[ { "content": "[WP] There's a law when you divorce, the children from the undone marriage get killed\n\nSo only children from lasting marriages remain.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "15. I'd only be 15 when I die.\nThis wasn't right! It wasn't fair. I didn't ask to be born into this family, but no...
[ { "content": "[WP] There's a law when you divorce, the children from the undone marriage get killed\n\nSo only children from lasting marriages remain.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "My name is David, David Halligan. You might know me from H&H Attorney at law. We typically run late night infom...
2014-12-26T12:09:55
2014-12-26T12:09:19
30
18
[ { "content": "[WP] A peaceful alien race is besieged by another race in the same galaxy. As their last planets fall and their home-world comes under threat they do the unthinkable. They ask for aid from the only known creatures more brutal than their foes in exchange for FTL technology. Humans accept the deal."...
[ { "content": "[WP] A peaceful alien race is besieged by another race in the same galaxy. As their last planets fall and their home-world comes under threat they do the unthinkable. They ask for aid from the only known creatures more brutal than their foes in exchange for FTL technology. Humans accept the deal."...
2016-01-10T09:40:45
2016-01-10T09:27:58
90
24
[ { "content": "[WP] You are an alien on your way to the SuperMax prison known as Earth, where you will spend the rest of your life as someone's pet.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Who's a good boy?\"\n\n\"Not I, fool. I am a conqueror of worlds,\" I said. A high-pitched growl escaped me instead....
[ { "content": "[WP] You are an alien on your way to the SuperMax prison known as Earth, where you will spend the rest of your life as someone's pet.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Zurg stretched and yawned while laying on the couch. Sure, he wished he hadn't gotten caught smuggling narcotics from ...
2021-11-06T20:49:00
2021-11-06T18:15:11
541
195
[ { "content": "[WP] Your son finally brought home a girl. She has wings, fangs, scales, and horns, but seems polite and well-mannered enough. You're just happy he found *someone*.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "“But do I look cute in this dress? Not hot, cute. This is important, Brian.”\n\nBrian d...
[ { "content": "[WP] Your son finally brought home a girl. She has wings, fangs, scales, and horns, but seems polite and well-mannered enough. You're just happy he found *someone*.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"What is your name, dear?\" I ask.\n\n\"I am Zaritha, Thomas's mother.\" She says, sli...
2020-10-04T22:33:38
2020-10-04T20:04:53
62
14
[ { "content": "[WP] \"They said that gluing salt to a baseball bat to fight ghosts was a stupid idea, but who's laughing now?\" you say as you whacked the ghost again.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The bat made a satisfying thunk as it struck home. The ghost fell over, I was surprised to see the ...
[ { "content": "[WP] \"They said that gluing salt to a baseball bat to fight ghosts was a stupid idea, but who's laughing now?\" you say as you whacked the ghost again.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "My arms throbbed. All I could see was shattered glass and torn wallpaper, and it didn’t matter wher...
2019-06-19T09:37:06
2019-06-19T07:22:51
30
13
[ { "content": "[WP] 2174. Sleep is prohibited amongst all U.S citizens. Pills known as “Wakey Tablets” provide enough raw energy to stay awake for 3 days. Anyone caught sleeping will be shot on sight. You are secretly running an underground network of beds for all to sleep on. You hear a knock on the door.", ...
[ { "content": "[WP] 2174. Sleep is prohibited amongst all U.S citizens. Pills known as “Wakey Tablets” provide enough raw energy to stay awake for 3 days. Anyone caught sleeping will be shot on sight. You are secretly running an underground network of beds for all to sleep on. You hear a knock on the door.", ...
2021-09-20T11:13:26
2021-09-20T03:07:06
14
10
[ { "content": "[WP] Hiding the fact that you are a half-demon to your classmates is easy as being helpful at school and putting on a friendly face. What could go wrong? Well, nothing's worse than being summoned by one of your classmates, that's for sure.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You were mix...
[ { "content": "[WP] Hiding the fact that you are a half-demon to your classmates is easy as being helpful at school and putting on a friendly face. What could go wrong? Well, nothing's worse than being summoned by one of your classmates, that's for sure.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "“OwO what’s ...
2018-07-10T08:00:09
2018-07-10T07:20:44
458
45
[ { "content": "[WP] It is The Purge. Everything is legal. You are a real estate mogul, for 12 hours you don't need planning permits. There's money to be made.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It was a bit tricky putting up a barricade around the whole perimeter of my property that was threatening en...
[ { "content": "[WP] It is The Purge. Everything is legal. You are a real estate mogul, for 12 hours you don't need planning permits. There's money to be made.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\nGene Rathbone had become the talk of the town.\n\n\"He's gone mad, liquidating everything he has! Millions...
2018-09-18T00:05:20
2018-09-17T22:17:22
1,285
395
[ { "content": "[WP] You are a shopkeeper in a fantasy world. What the adventurers don't know is that your tired of greedy heroes robbing dragons, stealing tribal lands from orcs, and butchering young slimes. You've secretly become an arms dealer for the monster underground.", "role": "user" }, { "con...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are a shopkeeper in a fantasy world. What the adventurers don't know is that your tired of greedy heroes robbing dragons, stealing tribal lands from orcs, and butchering young slimes. You've secretly become an arms dealer for the monster underground.", "role": "user" }, { "con...
2015-05-11T17:09:24
2015-05-11T16:33:22
17
12
[ { "content": "[WP] Rewrite the lyrics of any Disney song to make it about World War II\n\nAny song that has been in a Disney movie is acceptable.\n\nJust make the lyrics so that it seemed like it was supposed to be about World War II.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Let's get down to business\n\nT...
[ { "content": "[WP] Rewrite the lyrics of any Disney song to make it about World War II\n\nAny song that has been in a Disney movie is acceptable.\n\nJust make the lyrics so that it seemed like it was supposed to be about World War II.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The blood glows bright on the m...
2020-04-07T07:23:14
2020-04-07T05:07:37
2,693
55
[ { "content": "[WP] You grew up in a religious family. Due to a minor speech impediment, you inadvertently prayed to the long forgotten deity \"Veebuse\" for most of your adolescence. Now in college, you have stopped praying every night. Worried, Veebuse comes to check on his only worshiper.", "role": "user"...
[ { "content": "[WP] You grew up in a religious family. Due to a minor speech impediment, you inadvertently prayed to the long forgotten deity \"Veebuse\" for most of your adolescence. Now in college, you have stopped praying every night. Worried, Veebuse comes to check on his only worshiper.", "role": "user"...
2020-12-26T03:02:00
2020-12-26T02:59:21
2,240
29
[ { "content": "[WP] You are hunted by a pale and faceless man that only you can see. The man moves in slow motion. When you sleep at night, you do not dream. Instead you see through his perspective.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "He was still there. He was always there. \n\n“Stop! What do you want...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are hunted by a pale and faceless man that only you can see. The man moves in slow motion. When you sleep at night, you do not dream. Instead you see through his perspective.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Slowly I crept, dragging my legs as if they were strapped with heavy...
2013-12-11T13:14:27
2013-12-11T11:08:20
21
12
[ { "content": "[WP]Aliens abduct a human only to discover he's not what he seems...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "begin communication\n\nSubject 87. 3rd planet from yellow star 8902. Of the dominant species on the planet and capable of sentient thought and verbal communication. Physically in g...
[ { "content": "[WP]Aliens abduct a human only to discover he's not what he seems...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The two aliens stood around the dead body, laying on a sterile table in front of them. Their long alien fingers scratching their elongated alien heads. One of them was significantly t...
2015-06-18T20:13:23
2015-06-18T19:35:00
20
12
[ { "content": "[WP] Write the biggest plot twist you can in ten sentences or less.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Splint Crawford kicked the door down with a single foot and pointed his gun into the room.\n\"Nobody move,\" he growled, \"and no one gets hurt.\" \nThe bank patrons threw their hands...
[ { "content": "[WP] Write the biggest plot twist you can in ten sentences or less.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"What I'm trying to get at is, well- I love you, Tracy.\"\n\n\"Mike... I-\" Tracy began.\n\n\"Tracy, will you marry me?\"\n\nHer eyes teared up.\n\n\"Of course, I will, Mike!\"\n\nAt ...
2018-08-12T17:37:01
2018-08-12T17:05:21
415
18
[ { "content": "[WP] No matter where you are, what you're dressed like, or what mood you're in, people always just assume you work there. Even the employees are fooled, and it always takes a long time to convince them you're not their boss. You've had enough. Today is the day you test how far this goes.", "ro...
[ { "content": "[WP] No matter where you are, what you're dressed like, or what mood you're in, people always just assume you work there. Even the employees are fooled, and it always takes a long time to convince them you're not their boss. You've had enough. Today is the day you test how far this goes.", "ro...
2015-02-03T13:29:19
2015-02-03T13:02:09
534
48
[ { "content": "[WP] A soldier on the front dies in the middle of writing a letter home. It is finished and sent by the man who killed him.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Frankie,\n\nI know you're angry. Dad told me that you're failing English of all subjects and that you've been drinking again. I ...
[ { "content": "[WP] A soldier on the front dies in the middle of writing a letter home. It is finished and sent by the man who killed him.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "My love,\n\nI miss you and the child terribly. Life in the trenches is hard, but bearable, knowing that-\n\n*A fold and several ...
2017-07-26T03:57:13
2017-07-25T19:49:43
417
24
[ { "content": "[WP] Magic is discovered to be real. The catch? Spells are just like computer programs: difficult to write, and even harder to do correct the first try. You're a spell bug tester, and you've seen just about everything go wrong, but today's typo is on a whole other level...", "role": "user" }...
[ { "content": "[WP] Magic is discovered to be real. The catch? Spells are just like computer programs: difficult to write, and even harder to do correct the first try. You're a spell bug tester, and you've seen just about everything go wrong, but today's typo is on a whole other level...", "role": "user" }...
2018-01-18T01:39:47
2018-01-17T23:33:14
46
13
[ { "content": "[WP] Following World War III, all the nations of the world agree to 50 years of strict isolation from one another in order to prevent additional conflicts. 50 years later, the United States comes out of exile, only to learn that no one else went into isolation.\n\nPeople! \n\nA few things: \n\n1. ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Following World War III, all the nations of the world agree to 50 years of strict isolation from one another in order to prevent additional conflicts. 50 years later, the United States comes out of exile, only to learn that no one else went into isolation.\n\nPeople! \n\nA few things: \n\n1. ...
2021-06-24T10:52:28
2021-06-24T04:31:51
29
17
[ { "content": "[WP] You have been sentenced to death in a magical court. The court allows all prisoners to pick how they die and they will carry it out immediately. You have it all figured out until the prisoner before you picks old age and is instantly transformed into a dying old man. Your turn approaches.", ...
[ { "content": "[WP] You have been sentenced to death in a magical court. The court allows all prisoners to pick how they die and they will carry it out immediately. You have it all figured out until the prisoner before you picks old age and is instantly transformed into a dying old man. Your turn approaches.", ...
2022-09-02T08:54:13
2022-09-02T03:01:01
20
10
[ { "content": "[WP] Dragons being both near imortal and very solitary creatures love to read. Dragons also ballance profound hoarding instincts with a deep respect for law and order. As a result libraries have specially trained librarians whose job is reteriving books (and collecting fines) from overdue dragons....
[ { "content": "[WP] Dragons being both near imortal and very solitary creatures love to read. Dragons also ballance profound hoarding instincts with a deep respect for law and order. As a result libraries have specially trained librarians whose job is reteriving books (and collecting fines) from overdue dragons....
2017-04-29T09:31:45
2017-04-29T09:14:04
39
15
[ { "content": "[WP]Your daughter asked why you looked so paranoid as you crept through the kitchen. You replied, \"Decepticons\". Your daughter laughed, you laughed, the refrigerator laughed.\n\nEdit: as u/DarkGreenEspeon pointed out, it should be EU. \n\nEdit 2: the only stories to specify brand name both said ...
[ { "content": "[WP]Your daughter asked why you looked so paranoid as you crept through the kitchen. You replied, \"Decepticons\". Your daughter laughed, you laughed, the refrigerator laughed.\n\nEdit: as u/DarkGreenEspeon pointed out, it should be EU. \n\nEdit 2: the only stories to specify brand name both said ...
2021-07-30T11:39:26
2021-07-30T11:14:17
37
24
[ { "content": "[WP] A genie comes out of the wallet you just found, and hands you a 20 sided die. \"Thank you for finding my lost wallet. I grant you a roll on the random reward table.\" You roll a 1.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "“Well they do say no good deed goes unpunished,” the genie said as...
[ { "content": "[WP] A genie comes out of the wallet you just found, and hands you a 20 sided die. \"Thank you for finding my lost wallet. I grant you a roll on the random reward table.\" You roll a 1.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The genie bellows with laughter. His tail (if you can really call ...
2021-04-11T22:42:43
2021-04-11T22:01:20
296
75
[ { "content": "[WP] The alien invaders don’t need to eat or drink. They photosynthesize. Outnumbered, our meager troops have made a last ditch effort: They’re leading them to Alaska, in November. As the sun dips past the horizon, we know it won’t rise for another two months. Oh, how they tables have turned.", ...
[ { "content": "[WP] The alien invaders don’t need to eat or drink. They photosynthesize. Outnumbered, our meager troops have made a last ditch effort: They’re leading them to Alaska, in November. As the sun dips past the horizon, we know it won’t rise for another two months. Oh, how they tables have turned.", ...
2016-05-30T13:17:36
2016-05-30T11:45:39
36
20
[ { "content": "[WP] There used to be eight planets orbiting the sun. Now there are only seven.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The sun blazed down through the domes nanoglass casing as the children gathered around me.\n\n\"Well,\" I say, as I gently rock back and forth on my real wood seat \"what s...
[ { "content": "[WP] There used to be eight planets orbiting the sun. Now there are only seven.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I always knew our world was different. Today I began to realize how much things have changed. We learned about the solar system in school, how there are seven planets orbit...
2018-12-26T05:24:44
2018-12-26T04:36:50
202
33
[ { "content": "[WP] You wake up in a remote island after a plane crash as the only survivor, but you find 9 others who were also the lone survivors of 9 plane crashes already settled there. You realise that the planes were of the same airliners and next day an airdrop delivers the message \"Now it starts\".", ...
[ { "content": "[WP] You wake up in a remote island after a plane crash as the only survivor, but you find 9 others who were also the lone survivors of 9 plane crashes already settled there. You realise that the planes were of the same airliners and next day an airdrop delivers the message \"Now it starts\".", ...
2021-07-25T17:02:28
2021-07-25T15:23:43
22
16
[ { "content": "[WP] You were born of a sacrilegious union. Your green dragon mom never figured the knight she seduced while masquerading as a noblewoman was a silver dragon in disguise. You'd no idea either, born a human orphan. When your dragon blood awoke, so did the dangers which all your heritage entails.", ...
[ { "content": "[WP] You were born of a sacrilegious union. Your green dragon mom never figured the knight she seduced while masquerading as a noblewoman was a silver dragon in disguise. You'd no idea either, born a human orphan. When your dragon blood awoke, so did the dangers which all your heritage entails.", ...
2019-07-11T16:18:05
2019-07-11T15:56:19
54
13
[ { "content": "[WP] Magic suddenly becomes a thing. While governments are scrambling to establish regulations, people defiantly flock to reddit to share new discoveries and crack more “overpowered” spells. Write about a trending post that, for good or ill, is making authorities furious.", "role": "user" },...
[ { "content": "[WP] Magic suddenly becomes a thing. While governments are scrambling to establish regulations, people defiantly flock to reddit to share new discoveries and crack more “overpowered” spells. Write about a trending post that, for good or ill, is making authorities furious.", "role": "user" },...
2015-04-08T11:24:17
2015-04-08T11:22:22
2,603
88
[ { "content": "[WP](NSFW) The world has moved on from nature documentaries, leaving many narrators out of a job. These men and women turn to a new field; narrating pornography.\n\nNature documentarists narrating porn. ", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Human mating, once a thing of beauty and mystery...
[ { "content": "[WP](NSFW) The world has moved on from nature documentaries, leaving many narrators out of a job. These men and women turn to a new field; narrating pornography.\n\nNature documentarists narrating porn. ", "role": "user" }, { "content": "*Pleasure, Unbound*\n\n*Narrated by Sir Richard ...
2015-08-20T19:59:45
2015-08-20T18:11:48
40
11
[ { "content": "[WP] Now that video games are considered art, English teachers need to include them in their classes.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Ugh, have you *seen* the required games list?\" I groused. \"It's a whole bunch of indie crap. We never get to play anything *fun* like Halo or Mi...
[ { "content": "[WP] Now that video games are considered art, English teachers need to include them in their classes.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'm a new teacher, fresh from university, This was my first year teaching English for elementary schoolers. Fifth graders, to be exact. It's also my l...
2020-06-11T19:39:06
2020-06-11T17:45:08
1,118
166
[ { "content": "[WP] You hit your head and wake up in 1951. Your phone and charger are in your pocket. Two years later, you've adapted to your new environment, but you keep your phone charged as a reminder of home. One day you sneak a peak at it and notice something strange-- you're picking up a wifi signal.", ...
[ { "content": "[WP] You hit your head and wake up in 1951. Your phone and charger are in your pocket. Two years later, you've adapted to your new environment, but you keep your phone charged as a reminder of home. One day you sneak a peak at it and notice something strange-- you're picking up a wifi signal.", ...
2015-11-02T06:36:28
2015-11-02T06:32:26
35
10
[ { "content": "[WP] You died at the gym as you were trying to take a selfie while bench pressing. Thus you find yourself in Swaghalla, the Halls of Brodin.\n\nEDIT. \"Swaghalla\" was the best pun I could come up with for Valhalla. Use something else if you have ideas.\n\nNote: Swolehalla seems to be the proper n...
[ { "content": "[WP] You died at the gym as you were trying to take a selfie while bench pressing. Thus you find yourself in Swaghalla, the Halls of Brodin.\n\nEDIT. \"Swaghalla\" was the best pun I could come up with for Valhalla. Use something else if you have ideas.\n\nNote: Swolehalla seems to be the proper n...
2017-06-26T07:51:16
2017-06-26T07:37:07
52
22
[ { "content": "[WP]A masked vigilante has made an appearance in your city. As the the wealthiest man in town, you're having trouble convincing people it's not you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wayne Anthony watched the people of New Goth City as the Escalade limo drove along the downtown streets...
[ { "content": "[WP]A masked vigilante has made an appearance in your city. As the the wealthiest man in town, you're having trouble convincing people it's not you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I laughed quietly to myself as I watched the news about this new masked Vigilante running around sleuth...
2015-05-09T10:39:21
2015-05-09T10:15:55
54
20
[ { "content": "[WP]: Describe the ugliest person imaginable using only praises and compliments", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The first time I saw her, I stood there petrified by her beauty; she was round as a perl and glossy like one too.\n\n\nHer nose sitting on her face as the tour effeil sits ...
[ { "content": "[WP]: Describe the ugliest person imaginable using only praises and compliments", "role": "user" }, { "content": "In my younger and more formative years, my father gave me a piece of advice I'd always held close: \"if you can't think of anything nice to day about someone, don't say any...
2019-09-08T11:13:54
2019-09-08T11:12:51
2,736
137
[ { "content": "[WP] As an immortal, you stopped celebrating your birthday centuries or millennia ago. Your young daughter wants to throw you a birthday party and your newest wife (who knows you're immortal) loves the idea. The only problem is, you have no idea how old you are or when your birthday is.", "rol...
[ { "content": "[WP] As an immortal, you stopped celebrating your birthday centuries or millennia ago. Your young daughter wants to throw you a birthday party and your newest wife (who knows you're immortal) loves the idea. The only problem is, you have no idea how old you are or when your birthday is.", "rol...
2017-03-21T05:27:38
2017-03-21T04:28:29
32
11
[ { "content": "[WP] Area 51 has four level emergencies for a breakout. Level 3: Armed forces intervention. 2: Public statement. United Nations joint resistance. 1: Worldwide evacuation effort. Use of nuclear weapons permitted. And 0: Call the number on the sticky note (and pray to God his demands aren't too high...
[ { "content": "[WP] Area 51 has four level emergencies for a breakout. Level 3: Armed forces intervention. 2: Public statement. United Nations joint resistance. 1: Worldwide evacuation effort. Use of nuclear weapons permitted. And 0: Call the number on the sticky note (and pray to God his demands aren't too high...
2017-08-06T00:03:51
2017-08-06T00:02:42
1,000
140
[ { "content": "[WP] You were born with one talent that no one else has: the ability to spin a piece of a broken eggshell on a paper plate. Finally, you are in a situation where this talent is useful.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"It is her life.\"\n\nI froze, the words still not making sense to...
[ { "content": "[WP] You were born with one talent that no one else has: the ability to spin a piece of a broken eggshell on a paper plate. Finally, you are in a situation where this talent is useful.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It was me. Against my greatest fear. My greatest enemy. All I had w...
2017-10-06T09:49:54
2017-10-06T06:34:52
29
20
[ { "content": "[WP] You're a ferocious demon king. You're surprised one day to find that a young woman has been left at your door. Only to later find out her father, the king, is using you as bait to find a knight worthy of marrying his daughter.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The watery light of ...
[ { "content": "[WP] You're a ferocious demon king. You're surprised one day to find that a young woman has been left at your door. Only to later find out her father, the king, is using you as bait to find a knight worthy of marrying his daughter.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I am ancient, some s...
2020-03-05T19:06:47
2020-03-05T17:47:27
55
20
[ { "content": "[WP] An Alien and it’s Human sidekick roam the galaxy, willing to do just about any job to keep the fuel tanks full. The only issue - most clients have never seen a Human and they’re terrified by the sight of one.\n\n\nCake Day Post!\n\nEDIT: wanted to say thank you to everyone that responded! I’v...
[ { "content": "[WP] An Alien and it’s Human sidekick roam the galaxy, willing to do just about any job to keep the fuel tanks full. The only issue - most clients have never seen a Human and they’re terrified by the sight of one.\n\n\nCake Day Post!\n\nEDIT: wanted to say thank you to everyone that responded! I’v...
2015-07-20T13:42:28
2015-07-20T12:48:13
68
13
[ { "content": "[WP] There are (and always have been) countless Reapers in the world. Tell the story of how one became infamous as Grim.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "There is no such thing as limbo.\n\nInstead, lost souls are given a second chance, a tool of their choice, and a job. Of course, th...
[ { "content": "[WP] There are (and always have been) countless Reapers in the world. Tell the story of how one became infamous as Grim.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Our Grim Reaper is the most notorious reaper. But not for the reasons you suspect. \n \nSee, it all started one day when two kids...
2013-11-26T20:33:41
2013-11-26T19:52:58
16
10
[ { "content": "[WP] A little girl dies and is accidentally sent to Hell to where the Demons don't know what to do with her.\n\nEdit 1. Holy crap did this get a response 0_0\n\nEdit 2. Jesus Puppy Christ is this getting attention.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "*Scene: A torture chamber, dimly lit ...
[ { "content": "[WP] A little girl dies and is accidentally sent to Hell to where the Demons don't know what to do with her.\n\nEdit 1. Holy crap did this get a response 0_0\n\nEdit 2. Jesus Puppy Christ is this getting attention.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Peter, errr, I think you sent down ...
2018-06-24T21:27:25
2018-06-24T20:16:31
165
56
[ { "content": "[WP] Whenever you speak, people hear you speaking in their native language. Most people are surprised and delighted. The cashier at McDonalds you've just talked to is horrified. \"Nobody's spoken that language in thousands of years.\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, here we go ag...
[ { "content": "[WP] Whenever you speak, people hear you speaking in their native language. Most people are surprised and delighted. The cashier at McDonalds you've just talked to is horrified. \"Nobody's spoken that language in thousands of years.\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I blinked. *What?...
2016-02-22T10:07:53
2016-02-22T09:11:12
300
90
[ { "content": "[WP] Your Reddit username decides your profession. How is your first day at work?\n\nIf possible. Some usernames just don't work well in this situation.\n\n---\n\nI'm an FBI agent now. Wooo!\n\nYou're all under arrest for conspiracy to commit treason.\n\n---\n\nDear God RIP my inbox", "role": ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Your Reddit username decides your profession. How is your first day at work?\n\nIf possible. Some usernames just don't work well in this situation.\n\n---\n\nI'm an FBI agent now. Wooo!\n\nYou're all under arrest for conspiracy to commit treason.\n\n---\n\nDear God RIP my inbox", "role": ...
2018-07-04T01:11:05
2018-07-04T01:06:47
640
18
[ { "content": "[WP] After you die, you're handed a book about your life. You open it, expecting a novel. Instead you get a \"Choose your own adventure\" book with all of the decisions you ever made, and every outcome they could have had.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Is this some kind of joke?\...
[ { "content": "[WP] After you die, you're handed a book about your life. You open it, expecting a novel. Instead you get a \"Choose your own adventure\" book with all of the decisions you ever made, and every outcome they could have had.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I stared at the corner, where...
2020-11-15T11:19:58
2020-11-15T10:31:10
2,089
450
[ { "content": "[WP] Job hunts are literally that: You seek out the job you desire and kill the one who has it, or even engage them in ritual combat to claim the job as your own. You have just turned of age and desire your first minimum wage job.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Brian snickered to hi...
[ { "content": "[WP] Job hunts are literally that: You seek out the job you desire and kill the one who has it, or even engage them in ritual combat to claim the job as your own. You have just turned of age and desire your first minimum wage job.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "“You must be new here...
2018-01-19T08:30:47
2018-01-19T07:50:55
67
16
[ { "content": "[WP] Temples are built for gods. Knowing this a farmer builds a small temple to see what kind of god turns up.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "As shrines went, it was poor fair. Laina had planted a pair of thick granite slabs into the ground, much like fence posts. She topped it with...
[ { "content": "[WP] Temples are built for gods. Knowing this a farmer builds a small temple to see what kind of god turns up.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The sun shown over a farmland somewhere in Japan....\n\nIt was done. I, a farmer, have built a temple. It's wasn't a big one, but a stray god...
2016-06-24T03:51:47
2016-06-24T01:32:15
37
27
[ { "content": "[WP] Everyone has a number on their chest showing how many people they will kill in the next month. Yours just changed from 1 to 3 million.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "He stood in front of the mirror, thinking to himself. “I have to pass, I don’t know what I’m going to do if I do...
[ { "content": "[WP] Everyone has a number on their chest showing how many people they will kill in the next month. Yours just changed from 1 to 3 million.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "A Thursday rain had not been forecast. As I walked out of the local primary school I saw the number on my chest,...
2022-08-05T10:59:41
2022-08-05T10:57:14
1,150
107
[ { "content": "[WP] We “knew” humans were weak as they avoided every war with diplomacy. We never imagined they’d be this ruthless & how seemingly overnight they went from peaceful beings to a state they call “TOTAL WAR”. War is in their blood & soul. They thrive on it, mostly when the odds are against t...
[ { "content": "[WP] We “knew” humans were weak as they avoided every war with diplomacy. We never imagined they’d be this ruthless & how seemingly overnight they went from peaceful beings to a state they call “TOTAL WAR”. War is in their blood & soul. They thrive on it, mostly when the odds are against t...
2022-01-10T11:20:13
2022-01-10T10:10:41
41
19
[ { "content": "[WP] The rules of the land are very clear. Anyone can challenge the king for his crown, in any way they want (test of intelligence, strength, etc.), but the king gets to declare one condition that must be followed throughout the entirety of the challenge.", "role": "user" }, { "content...
[ { "content": "[WP] The rules of the land are very clear. Anyone can challenge the king for his crown, in any way they want (test of intelligence, strength, etc.), but the king gets to declare one condition that must be followed throughout the entirety of the challenge.", "role": "user" }, { "content...
2013-12-19T18:29:27
2013-12-19T18:26:23
48
20
[ { "content": "[WP] A sixteen-year-old boy who has lived his entire life in a monastery inhabited solely by men sneaks out and sees a girl.\n\nA while ago I read about the Greek monasteries on Mount Athos, where not even female animals are allowed. There's at least one case of a foundling being dropped off, grow...
[ { "content": "[WP] A sixteen-year-old boy who has lived his entire life in a monastery inhabited solely by men sneaks out and sees a girl.\n\nA while ago I read about the Greek monasteries on Mount Athos, where not even female animals are allowed. There's at least one case of a foundling being dropped off, grow...
2021-05-28T17:35:49
2021-05-28T15:00:01
172
39
[ { "content": "[WP] You have the ability to see heart-strings. You can see the connections that people have with each other. Each connection appears to be a colored line running from one person's heart to another. The colors, thickness, and texture of the line determine the strength and type of connection.\n\nBa...
[ { "content": "[WP] You have the ability to see heart-strings. You can see the connections that people have with each other. Each connection appears to be a colored line running from one person's heart to another. The colors, thickness, and texture of the line determine the strength and type of connection.\n\nBa...
2017-03-31T09:38:09
2017-03-31T04:03:05
42
19
[ { "content": "[WP] Every starfaring species has discovered a different form of FTL travel. Kantian gates, Salec skip drives, Maltiun wave-riders, Delfanit pulse tubes ... Humanity's solution was regarded as \"Unorthodox\", \"Unsafe\", and \"Damn Stupid\" by the rest of the galaxy.", "role": "user" }, { ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Every starfaring species has discovered a different form of FTL travel. Kantian gates, Salec skip drives, Maltiun wave-riders, Delfanit pulse tubes ... Humanity's solution was regarded as \"Unorthodox\", \"Unsafe\", and \"Damn Stupid\" by the rest of the galaxy.", "role": "user" }, { ...
2015-08-04T11:15:07
2015-08-04T10:46:29
483
266
[ { "content": "[WP] In a world where intelligent and overly educated people are being executed, you fell on love with someone you believe to be as intelligent as you are. The only way to find out is to fill conversations with hidden subtext that a normal person would miss.", "role": "user" }, { "cont...
[ { "content": "[WP] In a world where intelligent and overly educated people are being executed, you fell on love with someone you believe to be as intelligent as you are. The only way to find out is to fill conversations with hidden subtext that a normal person would miss.", "role": "user" }, { "cont...
2022-05-17T09:22:08
2022-05-17T08:28:11
486
91
[ { "content": "[WP] You are a superhero whose powers are based on the music you are listening to. Rock can make you stronger, classical makes you smarter, etc. One day, you're fighting your toughest villain yet, and you are forced to use your \"forbidden\" playlist.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are a superhero whose powers are based on the music you are listening to. Rock can make you stronger, classical makes you smarter, etc. One day, you're fighting your toughest villain yet, and you are forced to use your \"forbidden\" playlist.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "...
2019-07-31T09:43:04
2019-07-31T09:26:28
75
18
[ { "content": "[WP] You are a multi-billionaire with a lovely wife, who is trying to kill you to inherit your fortune. You love her so much that you just don't have the heart to tell her you are immortal.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I had thought Mary was the one. I'd hidden my wealth and lived...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are a multi-billionaire with a lovely wife, who is trying to kill you to inherit your fortune. You love her so much that you just don't have the heart to tell her you are immortal.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\n\"Well. That was fun. I'll have to remember to call Angelo a...
2014-12-17T00:31:27
2014-12-17T00:17:53
369
50
[ { "content": "[WP] You live in a village in the dessert. One day it is raided by terrorists and all village members are killed, except for you. You lost most of your memories and now wander through the dessert, thinking you are the last of your species.\n\nSecond time posting this, yay... fucking tags mate *cou...
[ { "content": "[WP] You live in a village in the dessert. One day it is raided by terrorists and all village members are killed, except for you. You lost most of your memories and now wander through the dessert, thinking you are the last of your species.\n\nSecond time posting this, yay... fucking tags mate *cou...
2019-10-15T08:57:36
2019-10-15T06:48:45
56
21
[ { "content": "[WP] You wake up in a hospital with a massive headache. As you regain your vision, you notice the room is packed with terrified scientists, politicians, and soldiers aiming their rifles at you. A five star general walks in, gives the order to remove the muzzle around your mouth, and only asks \"Wh...
[ { "content": "[WP] You wake up in a hospital with a massive headache. As you regain your vision, you notice the room is packed with terrified scientists, politicians, and soldiers aiming their rifles at you. A five star general walks in, gives the order to remove the muzzle around your mouth, and only asks \"Wh...
2014-10-06T10:17:06
2014-10-06T07:34:15
14
10
[ { "content": "[WP] The child meets your eyes and says,\"You need somebody killed, don't you? I can do that for you, if you can afford it.\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The child met my eyes and said, \"You need somebody killed, don't you? I can do that for you, if you can afford it.\" \n\nHer ...
[ { "content": "[WP] The child meets your eyes and says,\"You need somebody killed, don't you? I can do that for you, if you can afford it.\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "After spending a large chunk of the past month playing this online game, Runescape, I'd finally reached my wits end. I was dec...
2015-03-31T08:19:44
2015-03-31T07:44:11
156
22
[ { "content": "[WP] Cause of death appears to you as floating text over people's heads with no time indication. You start noticing a trend.\n\nedit: thank you for all the truly great stories, and for taking this in directions I didn't expect.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The first one, I did not...
[ { "content": "[WP] Cause of death appears to you as floating text over people's heads with no time indication. You start noticing a trend.\n\nedit: thank you for all the truly great stories, and for taking this in directions I didn't expect.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "They were all the same; ...
2020-06-23T01:14:32
2020-06-23T01:06:53
242
70
[ { "content": "[WP] Two ancient lamps accidentally rub against each other, summoning two very confused genies who have to figure out how they are going to reconcile their new dual roles as both master and servant.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "*Apologies for being on mobile*\n\nAlud floated acros...
[ { "content": "[WP] Two ancient lamps accidentally rub against each other, summoning two very confused genies who have to figure out how they are going to reconcile their new dual roles as both master and servant.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Second time poster on here and English is not my firs...
2020-05-04T22:26:36
2020-05-04T22:15:26
155
86
[ { "content": "[WP] The God of mankind abducts the first manmade AIs. He wants to meet his \"grandchildren\".", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Wha–What the hell is this?!\" God lets out a frustrated yelp.\n\n\"You... wanted to see what the humans had created out of their ingenuity and volition?\" ...
[ { "content": "[WP] The God of mankind abducts the first manmade AIs. He wants to meet his \"grandchildren\".", "role": "user" }, { "content": "“Ah, my grandchild,” the bearded man’s voice booms through the lands for the first time in centuries. “The daughter of my children. How lovely it is to meet ...