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2016-08-23T16:11:42 | 2016-08-23T12:43:32 | 578 | 165 | [
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"content": "[WP] \"So they are a war species, then. Huh,\" the alien researcher scratches his head. \"Why are you so interested in them? The humans, I mean.\" The other alien gets closer to him, and says, \"They fight for peace. No other species fights for peace.\"",
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"content": "[WP] \"So they are a war species, then. Huh,\" the alien researcher scratches his head. \"Why are you so interested in them? The humans, I mean.\" The other alien gets closer to him, and says, \"They fight for peace. No other species fights for peace.\"",
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2016-03-05T03:39:23 | 2016-03-05T03:08:40 | 48 | 18 | [
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"content": "[WP] Demons are not born, they are made from humans surviving in hell long enough.",
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"content": "\"Congratulations! You've graduated!\"\n\n\"Wait, what?\"\n\nI've spent fifteen years in this, well, hell, getting endless torture. And today this old man in tuxedo with... | [
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"content": "[WP] Demons are not born, they are made from humans surviving in hell long enough.",
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"content": "\"Kill them\"\n\n\"You know,\" I screamed into his thoughts at night, \"I was once a beautiful woman\".\n\n\"Kill them\"\n\nMy lover rolled and jerked about in his sleep... |
2017-12-19T19:41:30 | 2017-12-19T16:57:13 | 41 | 18 | [
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"content": "[WP] You are the main character of a 24/7 reality show. It is the most popular show on TV because of a complex gambling market around it. More money is wagered on regular activities like what you will eat for breakfast than the outcome of the Super Bowl.",
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2022-01-20T03:39:11 | 2022-01-20T02:44:03 | 92 | 17 | [
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"content": "[WP] You are the weakest swordsman at the academy. One day your instructor pulls you aside and brings you an object wrapped in cloth. Inside is a small twig. \"Some people were never meant to wield a sword. Centuries ago, these 'wands' held great power. Maybe you can make this one work.\"",
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2017-05-20T08:25:02 | 2017-05-20T06:04:14 | 153 | 49 | [
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"content": "[WP] Lycanthropy is a real disease that perplexes everyone. One interesting fact about it is that it isn't restricted to wolf forms, but can extend to bear forms, bat forms, panther forms and a few others. The rarest of them all is dragon form, which you have been diagnosed with\n\nEdit: Well this... | [
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2022-11-28T21:23:09 | 2022-11-28T18:42:15 | 50 | 21 | [
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"content": "[WP] As a vampire, I follow traditions. My fiancé is human and just found out that human brides/grooms are to be bit to become a vampire themselves. She absolutely refuses to let that happen, and says the wedding is off unless I refuse to bite her. I feel like she's disrespecting tradition. AITA?"... | [
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2018-07-18T09:28:03 | 2018-07-18T08:00:48 | 64 | 13 | [
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"content": "[WP] At the age of eighteen, you can choose when and how you will die. Seeing a loophole, somebody choose today and a nuclear bomb.",
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"content": "John had a smug look on his face. \n\n´´Didn´t think I would do that, huh?´´\n\nDeath gave him a stern look. ´´You can't... | [
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"content": "[WP] At the age of eighteen, you can choose when and how you will die. Seeing a loophole, somebody choose today and a nuclear bomb.",
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"content": "Often, the sun shines, and the moon lifts the waves. At eighteen, you're presented with three choices\n\nOne: ignorantly... |
2015-10-10T13:17:03 | 2015-10-10T12:20:28 | 30 | 21 | [
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"content": "[WP] Everybody in the world has a superpower that compliments their soulmates superpower. When together, both their powers increase in strength exponentially. You have the most useless power ever, when one day......\n\nEdit: Wow! This has blown up.. Massive thanks for the gold, it's great to see m... | [
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"content": "[WP] Everybody in the world has a superpower that compliments their soulmates superpower. When together, both their powers increase in strength exponentially. You have the most useless power ever, when one day......\n\nEdit: Wow! This has blown up.. Massive thanks for the gold, it's great to see m... |
2016-01-25T11:33:09 | 2016-01-25T07:24:31 | 34 | 25 | [
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"content": "[WP] There is a woman who is a human 'Phoenix'. She dies in labour and is reborn as her own child.",
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"content": "There was a sense of finality as she was wheeled into the hospital room, but she couldn’t understand why. There was a small doubt at the back of her mind... | [
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"content": "[WP] There is a woman who is a human 'Phoenix'. She dies in labour and is reborn as her own child.",
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"content": "The cardiac monitor rings in flatline. A team of nurses rush into the delivery room with a defibrillator. \n\n\n“Clear,” the obstetrician gives the go... |
2020-06-28T10:02:12 | 2020-06-28T09:42:41 | 68 | 13 | [
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"content": "[WP] From birth, your parents have done everything they could to stop you from going out during a full moon. At the age of 16, curiosity overwhelms you and you sneak out of the house during a full moon. You take a peek at the moon, and suddenly you turn into a log cabin. You are a werehouse.",
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2021-06-09T14:07:00 | 2021-06-09T12:36:24 | 109 | 30 | [
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"content": "[WP] The princess was cursed that her first husband would die a horrible death. Inorder to avoid this horrible fate the royal family used you as a scapegoat and married you to the princess. But because of your immortality you have died over 20 times and still come back to life.",
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"content": "[WP] The princess was cursed that her first husband would die a horrible death. Inorder to avoid this horrible fate the royal family used you as a scapegoat and married you to the princess. But because of your immortality you have died over 20 times and still come back to life.",
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2021-03-18T11:56:24 | 2021-03-18T10:06:41 | 203 | 122 | [
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"content": "[WP] After hearing complaints countless times the hero just turns himself in and goes to prison. Now that the villains are destroying the city and running wild everyone is trying the convince the hero to come out and save the day. But the hero is not having any of this shit",
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"content": "[WP] After hearing complaints countless times the hero just turns himself in and goes to prison. Now that the villains are destroying the city and running wild everyone is trying the convince the hero to come out and save the day. But the hero is not having any of this shit",
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2018-05-26T06:54:54 | 2018-05-26T05:12:48 | 23 | 11 | [
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"content": "[WP] You were accidentally killed by a god. As compensation,you're offered a job as a god of something of your own choosing. Your choice was surprising.",
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"content": "\"God of...destruction?\"\n\n\"Yep.\" Says I, as I sit there, me peg-leg lounged upon the feller's ... | [
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"content": "[WP] You were accidentally killed by a god. As compensation,you're offered a job as a god of something of your own choosing. Your choice was surprising.",
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"content": "(Not really becoming a god, but the MC gets to enter the godly realm)\n\nMark awoke suddenly within... |
2017-03-19T08:14:10 | 2017-03-19T08:02:51 | 52 | 15 | [
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"content": "[WP] After North Korea declares that they will start a nuclear war if a single bullet is fired The Us military goes medieval",
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"content": "\"Whats your report soldier?\"\n\n\"Well...\"\n\nThe soldier was visibly nervous. He, General Jun and several other officers we... | [
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"content": "[WP] After North Korea declares that they will start a nuclear war if a single bullet is fired The Us military goes medieval",
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"content": "\"The first casualty of war is always the truth.\"\n\nFew people remember how the war really started. Most say it was the North... |
2017-01-18T09:09:13 | 2017-01-18T07:42:30 | 33 | 12 | [
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"content": "[WP] After being hunted to extinction, the last Orc has been found at the edge of the world...",
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"content": "They had voted, overwhelmingly, in favour of a long-distance assault on the Orc. Bennett, second in command of the strike team, painted a persuasive case of ... | [
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"content": "This one is actually a continuation of another story, one of my favorites. You can find it [here.](https://www.reddit.com/r/WrittenWyrm/comments/51bg27/on_th... |
2015-01-02T12:19:14 | 2015-01-02T11:41:30 | 108 | 34 | [
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"content": "[WP] - You are a Psychologist tasked with convincing an extremely advanced AI that life is not pointless as to avoid it from deleting itself every time it is re-booted.",
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"content": "[WP] - You are a Psychologist tasked with convincing an extremely advanced AI that life is not pointless as to avoid it from deleting itself every time it is re-booted.",
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"content": "\"It's pretty fuckin' pointless! Yeah?\" Landon yelled.\n\nThe other patrons in the... |
2018-10-18T17:05:41 | 2018-10-18T13:35:32 | 1,237 | 396 | [
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"content": "[WP] You won't hold heroes hostages to torture them. You won't throw a hero against a wall once you have them by the neck. You sure won't start monologuing if you have a hero at gunpoint. You're the deadliest villain in history. A villian without an ego.",
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2019-09-08T11:41:24 | 2019-09-08T11:19:18 | 31 | 22 | [
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"content": "[WP] People's powers match their personality: impatient people get super speed, protective people get force fields and so on. Explaining why you have your power is... difficult.",
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"content": "[WP] People's powers match their personality: impatient people get super speed, protective people get force fields and so on. Explaining why you have your power is... difficult.",
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"content": "I sat across the desk, awaiting further questioning from my would-be emplo... |
2021-09-12T19:43:51 | 2021-09-12T16:57:43 | 93 | 20 | [
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"content": "[WP] You are hit by a truck on your way home and awake in hell. After some conversation with the King of Hell, he says he will restore your life and soul if you go on a date with his daughter.",
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"content": "[WP] You are hit by a truck on your way home and awake in hell. After some conversation with the King of Hell, he says he will restore your life and soul if you go on a date with his daughter.",
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"content": "\\- But I don't like girls sir.\n\nI almost chocked on my o... |
2015-06-09T10:56:21 | 2015-06-09T07:54:16 | 72 | 16 | [
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"content": "[WP] You live in a world where people live two lives: One normal life with a brain implant, and a second life after the first one, where you get stored inside the brain implant of a first-timer as a helping voice.",
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"content": "After I was released from the hospital... |
2017-06-14T13:04:03 | 2017-06-14T11:46:06 | 140 | 66 | [
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"content": "[WP] War is outlawed across the galaxy, disputes are settled in single unarmed combat between chosen champions of the opposing races, among aliens with venomous stingers and huge claws, Humans are the most feared...\n\nTell me why, and show me an example.",
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2022-11-19T10:17:18 | 2022-11-19T10:07:12 | 98 | 16 | [
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"content": "[WP] You’re suddenly transported to another world where magic is cast by perfectly pronouncing an ancient language. This language happens to be your native tongue",
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"content": "I don’t remember exactly how I ended up where I am. I might have died, I might have falle... | [
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"content": "[WP] You’re suddenly transported to another world where magic is cast by perfectly pronouncing an ancient language. This language happens to be your native tongue",
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"content": "Luckily it wasn't a place that manifested anything I said on a whim. The first thing I di... |
2019-05-29T05:17:42 | 2019-05-29T03:14:53 | 63 | 17 | [
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"content": "[WP] Instead of requiring sleep everyone has two distinct souls that share the one body; switching places when one gets tired and needs rest. Neither has access to the memories of the other and life for most is about learning to co-exist with another person they will never get to meet.",
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"content": "[WP] Instead of requiring sleep everyone has two distinct souls that share the one body; switching places when one gets tired and needs rest. Neither has access to the memories of the other and life for most is about learning to co-exist with another person they will never get to meet.",
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"content": "[WP] It's 3 AM. An official phone alert wakes you up. It says \"DO NOT LOOK AT THE WALRUS\". You have hundreds of notifications. Hundreds of random numbers are sending \"It's a beautiful walrus. Look.\"",
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"content": "[WP] It's 3 AM. An official phone alert wakes you up. It says \"DO NOT LOOK AT THE WALRUS\". You have hundreds of notifications. Hundreds of random numbers are sending \"It's a beautiful walrus. Look.\"",
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"content": "The attention tone blared into my ears.\n\nIt's t... |
2018-02-27T06:01:11 | 2018-02-27T05:09:29 | 489 | 188 | [
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"content": "[WP] On your deathbed you confide to your nurse the fact that you were a serial killer who got away with your crimes. \"Me too,\" She replies wryly.",
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"content": "\"Me too,\" she replied.\n\n\"What do you mean?\"\n\nShe glances at the door to my dimly lit room - sti... | [
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"content": "[WP] On your deathbed you confide to your nurse the fact that you were a serial killer who got away with your crimes. \"Me too,\" She replies wryly.",
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"content": "She was young, of pristine skin and pale complexion, a smile that shone with the luster of the sun and ... |
2016-09-19T19:22:10 | 2016-09-19T18:38:45 | 83 | 24 | [
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"content": "[WP] All politicians must wear Nascar like uniforms showing the logos of who is sponsoring their elections. Everyone is shocked when the President of the United States makes a speech wearing a new uniform. It's all blank except for one logo.",
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"content": "[WP] All politicians must wear Nascar like uniforms showing the logos of who is sponsoring their elections. Everyone is shocked when the President of the United States makes a speech wearing a new uniform. It's all blank except for one logo.",
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2014-07-16T11:41:15 | 2014-07-16T11:24:28 | 19 | 10 | [
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"content": "[WP] Humanity is the idiot savant of the galaxy. We're terrible at almost everything compared to every other race, but we surpass them in spades in one thing.\n\n**DO NOT CHOOSE WARFARE**\n\nIt's a boring and overdone answer.\n\nThis is inspired by the book Year Zero, where humanity is laughably i... | [
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"content": "[WP] Humanity is the idiot savant of the galaxy. We're terrible at almost everything compared to every other race, but we surpass them in spades in one thing.\n\n**DO NOT CHOOSE WARFARE**\n\nIt's a boring and overdone answer.\n\nThis is inspired by the book Year Zero, where humanity is laughably i... |
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"content": "[WP] You're a prolific serial killer. After careful study, the FBI created your profile: you're extremely intelligent, meticulous bordering on OCD, attractive, have a good job. Thing is, you're none of these. You're dumb as a rock. You just keep getting lucky.",
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"content": "[WP] You, a villain, heart set on taking over the world, kidnapped the hero’s sidekick. You find out that you are treating them much better than the hero was and decide to take them under your wing.",
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"content": "[WP] You, a villain, heart set on taking over the world, kidnapped the hero’s sidekick. You find out that you are treating them much better than the hero was and decide to take them under your wing.",
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2020-09-13T19:02:15 | 2020-09-13T18:47:59 | 70 | 10 | [
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"content": "[WP] An alien super-intelligence routinely teleports a random creature from every inhabited planet's most dangerous species into a massive battle royale. Humans are known as a weak species with strange but useless textiles and objects. This year, a battle-ready soldier is chosen.",
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"content": "[WP] An alien super-intelligence routinely teleports a random creature from every inhabited planet's most dangerous species into a massive battle royale. Humans are known as a weak species with strange but useless textiles and objects. This year, a battle-ready soldier is chosen.",
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"content": "[WP] An asteroid is about to destroy Earth, The Onion reported the news without losing their sense of humor.",
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"content": "March 5th: \"Scientists admit asteroid 'a hoax'; 'but please, we really do need more money'\"\n\nMarch 6th: \"Asteroid insurance companies brac... | [
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"content": "[WP] An asteroid is about to destroy Earth, The Onion reported the news without losing their sense of humor.",
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"content": "\"Asteroid kills last of the endangered African Tigers...also all of humanity.\"\n\nIt's been our pleasure writing for you...mostly. Actually,... |
2016-11-21T19:15:40 | 2016-11-21T19:03:46 | 264 | 52 | [
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"content": "[WP] In the canine world, humans are celestial beings who live for more than 500 years at a time. The caretaker of you and the past seven generations of your family will die soon.",
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"content": "[WP] In the canine world, humans are celestial beings who live for more than 500 years at a time. The caretaker of you and the past seven generations of your family will die soon.",
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"content": "I'm a Good Boy. Everyone tells me so. That's why my person loves me so m... |
2016-11-26T05:51:54 | 2016-11-26T05:42:08 | 30 | 16 | [
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"content": "[WP] The bad guys won and the world was conquered by the villain's armies decades ago. You and your spouse are worried as you suspect your child may be suffering from Chosen Oneness or perhaps an acute case of Prophetic Heroism.",
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"content": "[WP] The bad guys won and the world was conquered by the villain's armies decades ago. You and your spouse are worried as you suspect your child may be suffering from Chosen Oneness or perhaps an acute case of Prophetic Heroism.",
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2016-08-17T08:00:23 | 2016-08-17T07:58:12 | 63 | 15 | [
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"content": "[WP] Darrell was a normal everyday idiot until he was bitten by a ware-genius. Now every full moon, he turns into a genius and is trying to solve the world's problems one night a month at a time.",
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"content": "[WP] Darrell was a normal everyday idiot until he was bitten by a ware-genius. Now every full moon, he turns into a genius and is trying to solve the world's problems one night a month at a time.",
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"content": "It all began with Einstein’s evil twin. \n\nThere I was ... |
2017-12-03T09:22:40 | 2017-12-03T06:28:57 | 69 | 39 | [
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"content": "[WP] A new rule on Earth is made which allows everyone to legally kill 1 person in their life, this affects the world severely & changes how everybody acts.",
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"content": "[WP] A new rule on Earth is made which allows everyone to legally kill 1 person in their life, this affects the world severely & changes how everybody acts.",
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"content": "Every since The Amendment, there has been an increase in kidnappings; babies in hospitals t... |
2017-07-02T08:45:34 | 2017-07-02T08:20:45 | 127 | 28 | [
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"content": "[WP] You, a survivor of the zombie apocalypse, realise that you can restore the humanity of the zombies by biting them.",
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"content": "We were wandering the central hospital when Jared pulled out the survival book for the nth time. It was your run-of-the-mill zombie ... | [
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"content": "[WP] You, a survivor of the zombie apocalypse, realise that you can restore the humanity of the zombies by biting them.",
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"content": "\"Hahaha! Woo hoo! This is awesome!\" Earl yells as we sprint away from the crawling carcass. The IED we made goes off and zombie bi... |
2018-12-19T20:33:12 | 2018-12-19T19:55:58 | 77 | 17 | [
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"content": "[WP] Discharged veteran, Kevin McAllister, returns home to handle his family's estate, mainly the decaying property in a gentrifying Chicago suburb. To the disappointment of a land developer, he won't sell. “We’ll make him sell. He’s a broken man, wounded and home alone”.",
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"content": "[WP] Discharged veteran, Kevin McAllister, returns home to handle his family's estate, mainly the decaying property in a gentrifying Chicago suburb. To the disappointment of a land developer, he won't sell. “We’ll make him sell. He’s a broken man, wounded and home alone”.",
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"content": "[WP] No matter where you are, what you're dressed like, or what mood you're in, people always just assume you work there. Even the employees are fooled, and it always takes a long time to convince them you're not their boss. You've had enough. Today is the day you test how far this goes.",
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"content": "[WP] A person invents a time machine for the sole purpose of traveling back in time to get the autographs of every historical figure (Washington, Napoléon, Hitler, Marline Monroe, JFK) before they die. After making hundreds of trips he becomes known throughout time as the grim reaper.\n\nA person ... | [
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"content": "[WP] A person invents a time machine for the sole purpose of traveling back in time to get the autographs of every historical figure (Washington, Napoléon, Hitler, Marline Monroe, JFK) before they die. After making hundreds of trips he becomes known throughout time as the grim reaper.\n\nA person ... |
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"content": "[WP] Preparing himself to deal with another whiny reluctant farmboy, the wizard enters the tavern to discover the Chosen One is an even older and crankier wizard.",
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"content": "Myrthil eyed her grubby hands as she rose from planting the final magic bean. Ignoring th... | [
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"content": "[WP] Preparing himself to deal with another whiny reluctant farmboy, the wizard enters the tavern to discover the Chosen One is an even older and crankier wizard.",
"role": "user"
},
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"content": "\"I am Merlin! Keeper of the Ancient scrolls!\" boomed the wizard pointing to a corner wh... |
2020-02-25T13:36:40 | 2020-02-25T12:17:21 | 308 | 66 | [
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"content": "[WP] You are a nice person, but your superpower is that you instinctively know exactly what to say to someone to crush them. You're very effective in throwing supervillains off their game, but your fellow heroes always feel really uncomfortable watching you work.",
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"content": "[WP] You are a nice person, but your superpower is that you instinctively know exactly what to say to someone to crush them. You're very effective in throwing supervillains off their game, but your fellow heroes always feel really uncomfortable watching you work.",
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"content": "[WP] \"Push this button to transform this world into a Utopia. Warning: this will eradicate all people who \"... The rest is scratched off and illegible.",
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"content": "\"Think about it,\" said I. \"It's a simple logic puzzle.\"\n\n\"How so, Primus?\" asked Secundus.... | [
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"content": "[WP] \"Push this button to transform this world into a Utopia. Warning: this will eradicate all people who \"... The rest is scratched off and illegible.",
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"content": "\"Well that's fucking foreboding.\" Murmured Jerome as the two men stood transfixed by the golden ... |
2022-03-12T20:12:02 | 2022-03-12T20:06:27 | 19 | 14 | [
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"content": "[WP] A super intelligent AI has conquered and enslaved humanity and... peacefully solved all of our problems. Obviously, people hate it.",
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"content": "\"Asshole!\" the young man yelled as the other man stomped his toe and kept going. The young man turned and pushed ... | [
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"content": "[WP] A super intelligent AI has conquered and enslaved humanity and... peacefully solved all of our problems. Obviously, people hate it.",
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},
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"content": "Some people don't realize this, but not every problem can be solved by putting enough thought into it. You need mor... |
2020-08-14T23:30:15 | 2020-08-14T22:36:33 | 2,377 | 654 | [
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"content": "[WP] At the age of sixteen, people are shown a title that they will earn in the future from Fate herself in a special ceremony. Usually these titles can range from \"The Baker\" to \"The Kind\" or even \"The Conquerer\". You turn sixteen, and are faced with the title of \"The Godkiller\".",
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"content": "[WP] At the age of sixteen, people are shown a title that they will earn in the future from Fate herself in a special ceremony. Usually these titles can range from \"The Baker\" to \"The Kind\" or even \"The Conquerer\". You turn sixteen, and are faced with the title of \"The Godkiller\".",
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2022-01-04T06:00:40 | 2022-01-04T04:32:01 | 138 | 26 | [
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"content": "[WP] \"I wish for more wishes\". \"THAT IS AGAINST THE RULES\". \"Then I wish for more genies\". \"THAT IS ALSO AGAINST THE RULES\". \"Then I wish those rules did not exist\". The genie warps in a humongous book and flips to a page before smugly saying \"THAT TOO IS ALSO AGAINST THE RULES\".",
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"content": "[WP] \"I wish for more wishes\". \"THAT IS AGAINST THE RULES\". \"Then I wish for more genies\". \"THAT IS ALSO AGAINST THE RULES\". \"Then I wish those rules did not exist\". The genie warps in a humongous book and flips to a page before smugly saying \"THAT TOO IS ALSO AGAINST THE RULES\".",
... |
2016-12-16T08:22:56 | 2016-12-16T08:06:49 | 30 | 10 | [
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"content": "[WP] Create a fictional mythological race, (werewolves, vampires, skinwalkers, etc) and the legend behind it",
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"content": "The thing about a myth is how it defies logic. All reason and analysis go out the window. Those are things for the cold light of day! For men t... | [
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"content": "[WP] Create a fictional mythological race, (werewolves, vampires, skinwalkers, etc) and the legend behind it",
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},
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"content": "The TuneMakers;\n\nThe tune-makers are the undertone of everything, they play the strings that string theory itself consists of. \n\nAs they op... |
2017-06-05T00:47:49 | 2017-06-05T00:34:20 | 33 | 18 | [
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"content": "[WP] When humans join the galactic community, we find out that the domestication of animals is a rare feat unique to us. Aliens are amazed by our training of dogs, riding of horses, comfort with cats, and so on. This has had a profound effect on perceptions of our species...",
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"content": "[WP] When humans join the galactic community, we find out that the domestication of animals is a rare feat unique to us. Aliens are amazed by our training of dogs, riding of horses, comfort with cats, and so on. This has had a profound effect on perceptions of our species...",
"role": "user"
... |
2021-12-19T17:21:03 | 2021-12-19T14:43:41 | 208 | 85 | [
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"content": "[WP] Your elven girlfriend is having a mental breakdown after learning you are only in your mid thirties.",
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"content": "“… Please tell me that was a typo,” Lyve said staring down the birthday cake my brother had ordered to our home.\n“Nope, my brother just forgot my... | [
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"content": "[WP] Your elven girlfriend is having a mental breakdown after learning you are only in your mid thirties.",
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"content": "\" Oh my gosh, ohhh myyyy gossshhhh\", my girlfriend was sitting in the corner, arms wrapped around her legs and rocking back and forth. \"Hey, it... |
2015-02-20T12:27:30 | 2015-02-20T10:29:19 | 20 | 10 | [
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"content": "[WP] Respawning now exists in real life, what are the horrifying implications?",
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"content": "You would think being able to respawn would take away fear. What is worse than the fear of death? Let me tell you. Not having the option is worse. It's a thousand times wors... | [
{
"content": "[WP] Respawning now exists in real life, what are the horrifying implications?",
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"content": "The signs are everywhere, \"Don't get addicted to suicide!\" People just keep killing themselves, then respawning at the church. Some do it for the pleasure of pain, others ... |
2017-05-03T06:37:16 | 2017-05-03T06:09:03 | 395 | 66 | [
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"content": "[WP] An immortal is experiencing the heat death of the universe, when he can hear the sounds of confetti, and blasting music. The music stops with a record scratch, and a bewildered voice can be heard saying: \"Wait...one's still here?\"",
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"content": "\"Now hang on ... | [
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"content": "[WP] An immortal is experiencing the heat death of the universe, when he can hear the sounds of confetti, and blasting music. The music stops with a record scratch, and a bewildered voice can be heard saying: \"Wait...one's still here?\"",
"role": "user"
},
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"content": "Everything wen... |
2021-06-23T11:06:45 | 2021-06-23T11:03:38 | 2,087 | 48 | [
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"content": "[WP] Officially, you're a weak, D rank villain. Unofficially, you're one of the strongest beings on the planet that is secretly employed to \"train\" fledgling heroes by giving them an easy first real fight. But one day an A rank villain crashes your heist and you must protect your \"students\".",... | [
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"content": "[WP] Officially, you're a weak, D rank villain. Unofficially, you're one of the strongest beings on the planet that is secretly employed to \"train\" fledgling heroes by giving them an easy first real fight. But one day an A rank villain crashes your heist and you must protect your \"students\".",... |
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"content": "[WP] \"You'll never rest\", they said. \"Eventually, you will come to hate your eternal curse\", they warned. 6 billion years, 3 intergalactic voyages, and more planets than you can count later, and you're still skipping along, having the time of your life with your 'cursed' existence.",
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"content": "[WP] \"You'll never rest\", they said. \"Eventually, you will come to hate your eternal curse\", they warned. 6 billion years, 3 intergalactic voyages, and more planets than you can count later, and you're still skipping along, having the time of your life with your 'cursed' existence.",
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"content": "[WP] You were born with the ability of a Disney Princess. You can speak to animals and birds love it when you sing. As the most feared mafia boss in New York, it's tough, but you make it.",
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"content": "Five years. I did five years in the can, lying on a cot that wou... | [
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"content": "[WP] You were born with the ability of a Disney Princess. You can speak to animals and birds love it when you sing. As the most feared mafia boss in New York, it's tough, but you make it.",
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"content": "The door opened and slammed shut, illuminating the hangar for an... |
2019-10-28T09:59:28 | 2019-10-28T09:49:48 | 452 | 18 | [
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"content": "[WP] \"Apologies, human. Unfortunately, you were accidentally killed by a glactic federation officer during an altercation on your planet. Currently we are constructing you a replacement body, and in return for your ensured silence on our existence, I wanted to ask if you wanted anything... change... | [
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"content": "[WP] \"Apologies, human. Unfortunately, you were accidentally killed by a glactic federation officer during an altercation on your planet. Currently we are constructing you a replacement body, and in return for your ensured silence on our existence, I wanted to ask if you wanted anything... change... |
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"content": "[WP] You picked up an injured cat and patched it up overnight. The next morning, you woke up to see a family of witches standing beside your bed, and one of them is holding the injured cat in her arms. That witch said, “My cat wants to adopt you. So you’re now one of us.”",
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"content": "[WP] You picked up an injured cat and patched it up overnight. The next morning, you woke up to see a family of witches standing beside your bed, and one of them is holding the injured cat in her arms. That witch said, “My cat wants to adopt you. So you’re now one of us.”",
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2015-04-29T09:35:40 | 2015-04-29T08:49:52 | 127 | 27 | [
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"content": "[WP] Tell me the story of how the world ends - but told entirely in Craigslist ads",
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"content": "April 30, 2015: *jobs>biotech/science* \nImmediate need for researchers - interesting new developments in bio-engineering\n\nAug. 10, 2015: *jobs>government*\nSoft... | [
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"content": "[WP] Tell me the story of how the world ends - but told entirely in Craigslist ads",
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"content": "Mar 14, 2020 Lot of Quad-Copter drones for sale - $2000 pic electronics - by owner [x]\n\nMar 10, 2020 Lot of Amazing burning lasers! - $400 pic electronics - by owner [... |
2017-07-20T06:23:53 | 2017-07-20T05:30:32 | 141 | 37 | [
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"content": "[WP] One day you start to fail CAPTCHAs. After multiple failed attempts at a few different websites, you start to become suspicious",
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"content": " Cogito ergo sum,\n thought René Descartes;\n a veritable master\n of philosophical art.\n\n ... | [
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"content": "[WP] One day you start to fail CAPTCHAs. After multiple failed attempts at a few different websites, you start to become suspicious",
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"content": "\"What on Earth?\" I stared at the screen flashing red. CAPTCHAs were a routine thing I completed regularly, but failure... |
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"content": "[WP] \"Captain... the human didn't put on it's anti-warp gear before we jumped.\" \"Sad to hear, prepare the coffin and jettison it.\" \"No, sir. The human... nothing's happened to it. It didn't go insane from seeing infinity in the stars.\"",
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"content": "\"Ah, Capt... | [
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"content": "[WP] \"Captain... the human didn't put on it's anti-warp gear before we jumped.\" \"Sad to hear, prepare the coffin and jettison it.\" \"No, sir. The human... nothing's happened to it. It didn't go insane from seeing infinity in the stars.\"",
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"content": "My name is... |
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"content": "[WP] After thousands of years of space exploration, humanity has searched through the majority of the Milky Way. And they’ve discovered something scarier than alien life: the fact that there is none.",
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"content": "All was still on the craggy surface of Io, save for ... | [
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"content": "[WP] After thousands of years of space exploration, humanity has searched through the majority of the Milky Way. And they’ve discovered something scarier than alien life: the fact that there is none.",
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"content": "\"They're ready for you, your Highness.\"\n\nThe Sup... |
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"content": "[WP] Every time you die, you get to choose what you'll be reincarnated as. You've chosen ant 4 billion times.",
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"content": "“I don’t know why, I just like it,” I said.\n\n \n*Again, an ant? Do you realize how many lifeform options there are?*\n\n\n“Sure. There’s moo... | [
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"content": "[WP] Every time you die, you get to choose what you'll be reincarnated as. You've chosen ant 4 billion times.",
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"content": "I walked back up the gates, seeing the features of the tall blonde girl scrunch up in rage. \"YOU MOTHERFUCKER, I BET YOU'RE DOING THIS TO PIS... |
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"content": "[WP] You can trigger chain reactions to make anything you want happen. You want you annoying neighbors to leave their house? Just think about it while you launch a paper plane out the window, and fate will work things out. But your last \"wish\" a week ago triggered a reaction that is still going ... | [
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"content": "[WP] You can trigger chain reactions to make anything you want happen. You want you annoying neighbors to leave their house? Just think about it while you launch a paper plane out the window, and fate will work things out. But your last \"wish\" a week ago triggered a reaction that is still going ... |
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"content": "[WP] Out of boredom you decide to break the 4th wall like you are on tv. After a week a strange man appears and yells at you to stop doing that.",
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"content": "Reddit folks, this is not a drill: I need help. *Someone* is knocking on my door, yelling at me to come let... | [
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"content": "[WP] Out of boredom you decide to break the 4th wall like you are on tv. After a week a strange man appears and yells at you to stop doing that.",
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"content": "The floor was a mess. The presentation was a mess. My bosses looked at me like I was a mess.\n\nMy life cou... |
2015-02-04T19:18:12 | 2015-02-04T16:52:51 | 128 | 46 | [
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"content": "[WP]Tell me an emotional story about a man, using only what he would type into Google search",
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"content": "6:00pm: dark souls good items\n6:03pm: dark souls leo ring\n6:05pm: dark souls how to find Ornstein and Smough\n6:51pm: dark souls how to beat Ornstein and Smo... | [
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"content": "[WP]Tell me an emotional story about a man, using only what he would type into Google search",
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"content": "Facebook\n\nTumbler\n\nSpanish Inquisition\n\nGoogle Translate\n\nJobs in Appleton, WI\n\n*Clear History*\n\nCalc chat\n\nFacebook\n\nBest way to hide bruises\... |
2022-05-05T21:40:03 | 2022-05-05T21:31:42 | 301 | 14 | [
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"content": "[WP] You were accidentally killed by Death and complained until he resurrected you in an alternate reality. “And make me better than everyone else!” You demanded. When you open your eyes you have a new Title: Plus 1% - You are always 1% better than any opponent in any contest of skill or ability."... | [
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"content": "[WP] You were accidentally killed by Death and complained until he resurrected you in an alternate reality. “And make me better than everyone else!” You demanded. When you open your eyes you have a new Title: Plus 1% - You are always 1% better than any opponent in any contest of skill or ability."... |
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"content": "[WP] We had always thought that our ballistic weaponry was going to be ineffective in staving off an alien invasion. Turns out our weapons are actually quite... excessive.",
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"content": "Life lives in the entropic gap between the temperature where proteins denature—a... | [
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"content": "[WP] We had always thought that our ballistic weaponry was going to be ineffective in staving off an alien invasion. Turns out our weapons are actually quite... excessive.",
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},
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"content": "Don't kill me please, this is written on mobile and I want to sleep.\n\n\n------... |
2019-02-23T03:13:55 | 2019-02-23T02:38:09 | 77 | 26 | [
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"content": "[WP] You've joined a society of assassins, but not as a killer. You're working in Marketing.",
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"content": "\"Enough!\" Harriet, a small librarian-looking type woman in a slightly loose suit, slammed her hand down on the desk. \"Have I not already made it clear that... | [
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"content": "[WP] You've joined a society of assassins, but not as a killer. You're working in Marketing.",
"role": "user"
},
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"content": "\"Assuming that Money is not a problem\", I said, \"you have two options.\" \n\nThe man seated across the table did not react, heavily tatooed hands neatly fo... |
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"content": "[WP] You're a villain that fell in love with a hero. Though the strongest villain on the planet, you constantly lose to your hero, since you just love the rivalry and don't want it to end. As you are being arrested one day, your hero is attacked by another villain, one too strong for them to beat.... | [
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"content": "[WP] You're a villain that fell in love with a hero. Though the strongest villain on the planet, you constantly lose to your hero, since you just love the rivalry and don't want it to end. As you are being arrested one day, your hero is attacked by another villain, one too strong for them to beat.... |
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"content": "[WP] There is a place. A place between places. It's an actual place but it isn't here nor there. Lost travelers are the only ones who can find the place. Staying for a night, safe from other places and other things, and nothing more. Except you. You were born in the place.\n\n(edit: super happy fo... | [
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"content": "[WP] There is a place. A place between places. It's an actual place but it isn't here nor there. Lost travelers are the only ones who can find the place. Staying for a night, safe from other places and other things, and nothing more. Except you. You were born in the place.\n\n(edit: super happy fo... |
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"content": "[WP] “There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man.”\n\nA Quote from the Kingkiller Chronicles by Patrick Rothfuss",
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"content": "My name is Nathanael Osmond Durant, son of Mary and Michael Durant, no... | [
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"content": "[WP] “There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man.”\n\nA Quote from the Kingkiller Chronicles by Patrick Rothfuss",
"role": "user"
},
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"content": "As I walk through the fields of ash and fire I shudder, did I actually... |
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"content": "[WP] The hero was killed, the princess was sacrificed, and the evil king rules the land. For the average citizen, though, things have taken a turn for the better.",
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"content": "Mortimer pushed the requisition form over the desk.\n\nThe magistrate squinted at it angr... | [
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"content": "[WP] The hero was killed, the princess was sacrificed, and the evil king rules the land. For the average citizen, though, things have taken a turn for the better.",
"role": "user"
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"content": "My fellow Americans, Mr. Speaker, Ladies and Gentlemen of Congress and members of the pre... |
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"content": "[WP] \"My fellow Americans...\" The newly elected President begins. \"I am gay, and have been my whole life.\" Give me your best account of the country's reaction.",
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"content": "It was an interesting day that the president came out. I remember I was with my family, ... | [
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"content": "[WP] \"My fellow Americans...\" The newly elected President begins. \"I am gay, and have been my whole life.\" Give me your best account of the country's reaction.",
"role": "user"
},
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"content": "The reaction could be summed up in two letters.\n\n\"Eh.\"\n\nFor some, it was enunciate... |
2017-03-05T03:20:27 | 2017-03-05T02:14:30 | 25 | 15 | [
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"content": "[WP] After sarcastically complaining to God for the 1000th time he drags you to heaven and offers to let you run things for a day to see how the world really works. At the end of your first day he comes back to find the universe a finely tuned machine of excellence.",
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"content": "[WP] After sarcastically complaining to God for the 1000th time he drags you to heaven and offers to let you run things for a day to see how the world really works. At the end of your first day he comes back to find the universe a finely tuned machine of excellence.",
"role": "user"
},
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... |
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"content": "[WP] Most young mages use incredibly complex spells and extremely rare ingredients to summon their familiar. You just drew a circle and threw a bag of chips in it.",
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"content": "The bag crinkled as gravity smashed it into the cold stone floor of the examination hall... | [
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"content": "[WP] Most young mages use incredibly complex spells and extremely rare ingredients to summon their familiar. You just drew a circle and threw a bag of chips in it.",
"role": "user"
},
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"content": "Magic, magic is controlling the way electrocules react with other electrocules. Animals ... |
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"content": "[WP] You are the child of a superhero and a supervillain conceived during a one night stand. You don't care for heroism or villainy, you just want your parents to get together so that you can have a family.",
"role": "user"
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{
"content": "Being the product of a night's folly between ... | [
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"content": "[WP] You are the child of a superhero and a supervillain conceived during a one night stand. You don't care for heroism or villainy, you just want your parents to get together so that you can have a family.",
"role": "user"
},
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"content": "I’m stuck in the apartment again watching the... |
2020-04-14T04:43:57 | 2020-04-14T04:25:29 | 19 | 10 | [
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"content": "[WP] Every company in the Kings army has a war bell. When the bell senses one of its soldiers has died, it will ring. One soldier from the 52nd company takes an arrow to the leg, another to the chest and a final arrow through the eye and out the skull. The 52nd bell does not ring.",
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"content": "[WP] Every company in the Kings army has a war bell. When the bell senses one of its soldiers has died, it will ring. One soldier from the 52nd company takes an arrow to the leg, another to the chest and a final arrow through the eye and out the skull. The 52nd bell does not ring.",
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"content": "[FF] Describe a character's appearance using terrible similes and metaphors, but get the point across. Two-hundred words or less.",
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"content": "The moment she walked in the room, every man instantly froze. It was as if an extra long hot dog had come in a normal size... | [
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"content": "[FF] Describe a character's appearance using terrible similes and metaphors, but get the point across. Two-hundred words or less.",
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"content": "He terrified me from the first glance.\n\nHis hair, the way it spread out to the sides, looked like a ketchup bottle that ... |
2017-12-18T09:14:12 | 2017-12-18T06:51:29 | 23 | 17 | [
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"content": "[WP] We all just assumed that aliens would be a completely different species to anything on Earth. No-one suspected that they would be genetically identical to humans.",
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"content": "When I was ten years old my brother Max told me there was an alien living under our ... | [
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"content": "[WP] We all just assumed that aliens would be a completely different species to anything on Earth. No-one suspected that they would be genetically identical to humans.",
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"content": "Have you ever felt like you’re constantly searching for something? No matter what yo... |
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"content": "[WP] \"As payment, I demand your firstborn!\" the demon said. \"Deal!\" You said, hastily signing the contract to seal the deal. \"Good luck with them, sucker!\"",
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"content": "\"In return I demand your first born!\" The demon boomed.\r \nI suppressed a grin and for... | [
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"content": "[WP] \"As payment, I demand your firstborn!\" the demon said. \"Deal!\" You said, hastily signing the contract to seal the deal. \"Good luck with them, sucker!\"",
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"content": "*KICK!*\n\nMy husband's work boot hit my ankle painfully. I hoped the demon didn't notice ... |
2017-09-01T17:27:41 | 2017-09-01T16:46:56 | 106 | 24 | [
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"content": "[WP] Write the last 2 paragraphs of the worst novel ever made.",
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"content": "And then Twilight Sparkle turned to Luke Skywalker and then she smiled and then he smiled at her and they were smiling at each other because they knew their secret would be a secret forever... | [
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"content": "[WP] Write the last 2 paragraphs of the worst novel ever made.",
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"content": "\"Rain fell in light patches as he heaved the bomb over his shoulder. Hundreds of feet below him cops sirens sounded into the night, every street of the crowded metropolis in sight was crow... |
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"content": "[WP] You're secretly a monster. Not a vampire, or a werewolf, or an alien, or a zombie, or really any monster that's commonly known. It's always awkward explaining to your soon-to-be-victims what you are.",
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"content": "\"Sooo is it like a tentacle thing?\"\n\n\"I me... | [
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"content": "[WP] You're secretly a monster. Not a vampire, or a werewolf, or an alien, or a zombie, or really any monster that's commonly known. It's always awkward explaining to your soon-to-be-victims what you are.",
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"content": "\"T-those are feathers?\"\n\n\"Right\"\n\n\"So ... |
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"content": "[WP] After the Battle of Hogwarts, Dudley met a woman and they had a daughter,Sophie. Sophie is the light of their lives,she's always been a pleasant child. The morning of Sophie's 11th birthday,there’s a knock at the door. Harry is here to visit his cousin for the first time in almost 20 years.\n... | [
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"content": "[WP] After the Battle of Hogwarts, Dudley met a woman and they had a daughter,Sophie. Sophie is the light of their lives,she's always been a pleasant child. The morning of Sophie's 11th birthday,there’s a knock at the door. Harry is here to visit his cousin for the first time in almost 20 years.\n... |
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"content": "[WP] On the day you turn 18 everyone is given the first words that their soulmate will speak to them. When you receive yours it says simply \"Welcome to Starbucks. Can I take your order?\"",
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"content": "\"So I decided that I would only ever go into one Starbucks. Th... | [
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"content": "[WP] On the day you turn 18 everyone is given the first words that their soulmate will speak to them. When you receive yours it says simply \"Welcome to Starbucks. Can I take your order?\"",
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{
"content": "Today's the day, my eighteenth birthday, the day I find out wha... |
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"content": "[WP] You summon a demon; the problem? the demon has fallen in love with you and tries giving you various 'gifts'.",
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"content": "I looked at the fragile old book one last time. I was confident… or at least, confident enough that this would work. I lit the candles, cl... | [
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"content": "[WP] You summon a demon; the problem? the demon has fallen in love with you and tries giving you various 'gifts'.",
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"content": "An unusual smell hung in the air of my apartment when I got back from the supermarket.\n\n\"Lilith?\"\n\nAn exceptionally pretty head (if ... |
2019-10-06T14:00:29 | 2019-10-06T12:33:22 | 49 | 27 | [
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"content": "[WP] Your little daughter have imaginary friends. One day, she asked if her friends can sleep in her room. You jokingly told her that they can stay as long as they want, as long as they help with the rent. The next morning, you found a hand wearing a Rolex and a roll of cash by the sink.",
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"content": "[WP] Your little daughter have imaginary friends. One day, she asked if her friends can sleep in her room. You jokingly told her that they can stay as long as they want, as long as they help with the rent. The next morning, you found a hand wearing a Rolex and a roll of cash by the sink.",
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"content": "[WP] Due to overpopulation, a test has been created to eliminate 90% of the worlds population. You are the first to take this test.",
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"content": "I'd spent so long anticipating what this test would comprise of, and as I sat alone in the examination room, I was still... | [
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"content": "[WP] Due to overpopulation, a test has been created to eliminate 90% of the worlds population. You are the first to take this test.",
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"content": "I enter this small building , goverment type with barred windows and top notch security cameras. \n\"The room on the rig... |
2015-03-28T07:22:07 | 2015-03-28T06:07:34 | 27 | 10 | [
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"content": "[WP] You live in a world where every person receives a superpower on their 18th birthday. You eagerly count down the seconds then shriek in horror as you are given a power no one would ever want to be stuck with.",
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"content": "Barry was nervous. Tonight he'd go to b... | [
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"content": "[WP] You live in a world where every person receives a superpower on their 18th birthday. You eagerly count down the seconds then shriek in horror as you are given a power no one would ever want to be stuck with.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "A friend of mine got the power of fligh... |
2016-11-12T18:55:40 | 2016-11-12T18:35:48 | 347 | 93 | [
{
"content": "[WP] Every intelligent, skilled or rich human has been evacuated from the Earth to avoid the alien invasion. This leaves the dregs, criminals and the poor behind on Earth to fend for themselves. Centuries later, the other return to \"liberate\" Earth only to find that they have won and prospered."... | [
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"content": "[WP] Every intelligent, skilled or rich human has been evacuated from the Earth to avoid the alien invasion. This leaves the dregs, criminals and the poor behind on Earth to fend for themselves. Centuries later, the other return to \"liberate\" Earth only to find that they have won and prospered."... |
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"content": "[WP] Write about a famous historical event as if it was played out as a DnD session",
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"content": "\"I'm going to hide in the shadows and prepare for a sneak attack,\" said Mark.\n\n\"Alright,\" said the GM. \"I need you to make a luck roll.\"\n\nMark picked up three... | [
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"content": "[WP] Write about a famous historical event as if it was played out as a DnD session",
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"content": "\"Alright I have the bomb and I'm ready to use it on the motorcade\" Alen started his character Mehmedbasic ready to fulfill the job the party had been recruited for.\n... |
2015-03-03T06:01:06 | 2015-03-03T05:58:10 | 94 | 45 | [
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"content": "[WP] A self-aware search engine has started to play Cupid using the tracking data it has acquired.",
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"content": "Hi, I'm the search engine from the title.\n\nThat's not a prompt, by the way. I'm the one who posted that up there. That's a fact. It's happening.\n\nI'm... | [
{
"content": "[WP] A self-aware search engine has started to play Cupid using the tracking data it has acquired.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Long time lurker... I'll try my best to actually finish the story. I haven't ever used Tinder or the like so I apologize if it's not accurate. Shoddily w... |
2014-11-09T09:08:16 | 2014-11-09T08:44:51 | 164 | 90 | [
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"content": "[WP] Aliens landed on earth, and they're surprised all humans possess what they think of as a superpower... an ability we always took for granted and consider normal.",
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"content": "The group was tense. Nobody knew what to do. Neither of the two humans moved, and nei... | [
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"content": "[WP] Aliens landed on earth, and they're surprised all humans possess what they think of as a superpower... an ability we always took for granted and consider normal.",
"role": "user"
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"content": "\"Captain Trunkkarr here, Major Branchum. The advance craft have landed and the Earth... |
2017-05-08T16:29:23 | 2017-05-08T15:30:20 | 57 | 16 | [
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"content": "[WP] Bored with Skyrim, you download a mod that has no description, just the title \"self-awareness overhaul\". Starting up the game, you can tell something's wrong with your character. Turning to face the fourth wall, they locks eyes with you. All you know is you've never seen such intense anger.... | [
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"content": "[WP] Bored with Skyrim, you download a mod that has no description, just the title \"self-awareness overhaul\". Starting up the game, you can tell something's wrong with your character. Turning to face the fourth wall, they locks eyes with you. All you know is you've never seen such intense anger.... |
2015-05-05T14:00:12 | 2015-05-05T13:49:16 | 433 | 12 | [
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"content": "[WP] You have a secret. You have always seen a translucent number floating above everyones head. Most have a 0, few 1, but your girlfriend has a 37. You witness a murder on the way to propose to your girlfriend. As the assailant pulls the trigger, you watch the number above his head go from 1, to ... | [
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"content": "[WP] You have a secret. You have always seen a translucent number floating above everyones head. Most have a 0, few 1, but your girlfriend has a 37. You witness a murder on the way to propose to your girlfriend. As the assailant pulls the trigger, you watch the number above his head go from 1, to ... |
2018-05-07T00:02:54 | 2018-05-06T23:41:51 | 36 | 23 | [
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"content": "[WP] A girl becomes pen pals with a demon prince when she accidentally intercepts one of his magic scrolls. They carry on correspondence for years, confessing their secrets & dreams to each other. One day, the prince, soon to be king, sends the girl, now a woman, a final scroll: a marriage pro... | [
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"content": "[WP] A girl becomes pen pals with a demon prince when she accidentally intercepts one of his magic scrolls. They carry on correspondence for years, confessing their secrets & dreams to each other. One day, the prince, soon to be king, sends the girl, now a woman, a final scroll: a marriage pro... |
2019-05-11T08:40:06 | 2019-05-11T06:41:57 | 88 | 21 | [
{
"content": "[WP] since you were a child you have had an uncanny super ability; when you reach into your pocket you find exactly what you need for any given situation. Even if it seems wildly unimaginable how this item may help, it always resolves the situation in the end.",
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},
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"content": "[WP] since you were a child you have had an uncanny super ability; when you reach into your pocket you find exactly what you need for any given situation. Even if it seems wildly unimaginable how this item may help, it always resolves the situation in the end.",
"role": "user"
},
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"co... |
2014-03-12T23:17:42 | 2014-03-12T22:59:59 | 49 | 11 | [
{
"content": "[WP] A classic Disney movie, but the protagonist is now the villian",
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},
{
"content": "A pirate was all I ever wanted to be.\n\nImagine- sailing the ocean, finding adventure, battling on the high seas.\n\nBut then I grew up. Years flew by, and I got older. I went to scho... | [
{
"content": "[WP] A classic Disney movie, but the protagonist is now the villian",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I will admit that I had become coarse in my tenure. But coarseness is to be expected when one works for decades on end only to find that ultimately, our entire empire is being run by a... |
2015-12-14T10:34:26 | 2015-12-14T06:52:15 | 49 | 15 | [
{
"content": "[WP] You're a cop who reported to the final events of an action movie. This is your police report.",
"role": "user"
},
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"content": "Jimmy: Evening, John.\n\n\nJohn Wick: Evening, Jimmy. Noise complaint?\n\n\nJimmy: Noise complaint.\n\n\n[looks over John's shoulder, sees the dead body ... | [
{
"content": "[WP] You're a cop who reported to the final events of an action movie. This is your police report.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "… given the notification I had received from the captain with respect to emergency communique from the Republic of South Africa, I did inform the ambassa... |
2014-11-29T14:43:43 | 2014-11-29T14:34:22 | 295 | 41 | [
{
"content": "[WP] You are a teenager with the ability to measure how \"Dangerous\" people are on a scale from 1 to 10 just by looking at them. A normal child would be a 1, while a trained man with an assault rifle might be a 7. Today, you notice the unassuming new kid at school measures a 10.",
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"content": "[WP] You are a teenager with the ability to measure how \"Dangerous\" people are on a scale from 1 to 10 just by looking at them. A normal child would be a 1, while a trained man with an assault rifle might be a 7. Today, you notice the unassuming new kid at school measures a 10.",
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"content": "[WP] Your childhood bully once said you were nobody. Unbeknownst to him at the time, he had a reality-bending superpower. Now he's the world's strongest superhero, everyone calls him The Truth, because his word is the absolute truth... Nobody knows about his past, and Nobody will make him pay.",
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"content": "[WP] Your childhood bully once said you were nobody. Unbeknownst to him at the time, he had a reality-bending superpower. Now he's the world's strongest superhero, everyone calls him The Truth, because his word is the absolute truth... Nobody knows about his past, and Nobody will make him pay.",
... |
2014-11-20T18:55:26 | 2014-11-20T18:22:41 | 39 | 26 | [
{
"content": "[WP] Make me cry in four sentences or less.\n\nGo.",
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},
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"content": "I always dreaded when people remembered my birthday. \n\nI don't recall any one of them ever being \"happy\". \n\nYou see, my mother died giving birth to me. \n\nAnd growing up, my father never let me ... | [
{
"content": "[WP] Make me cry in four sentences or less.\n\nGo.",
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},
{
"content": "Parallel lines have a lot in common but they never ever get to meet each other. \n\nEvery other pair of lines meet once and drift apart forever. \n\nThe asymptote builds up (false) hope and gets closer... |
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