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2020-01-30T11:22:41
2020-01-30T09:55:02
30
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[ { "content": "[WP] You murdered someone out of the blue, and being a rookie started googling and asking questions. The types of questions you asked attracted attention, so when someone asked if you were writing a murder mystery, you said yes. You now have to juggle getting away with murder and writing your book...
[ { "content": "[WP] You murdered someone out of the blue, and being a rookie started googling and asking questions. The types of questions you asked attracted attention, so when someone asked if you were writing a murder mystery, you said yes. You now have to juggle getting away with murder and writing your book...
2014-08-15T10:39:53
2014-08-15T08:43:05
38
12
[ { "content": "[WP] A shapeshifter befriends a lonely human multiple times throughout his or her life, but the human thinks it's a different person every time. One day the human realizes that all of his/her friends are really the same person.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Doga lived by himself in...
[ { "content": "[WP] A shapeshifter befriends a lonely human multiple times throughout his or her life, but the human thinks it's a different person every time. One day the human realizes that all of his/her friends are really the same person.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The shapeshifter doesn't...
2022-12-10T06:04:57
2022-12-10T04:51:29
227
55
[ { "content": "[WP] the vampire that has been terrorizing the town you live in just found you and drained all of your blood. The face that the vampire did when your wound healed in seconds and you got up was the best that you ever saw in a thousand years.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I layed on ...
[ { "content": "[WP] the vampire that has been terrorizing the town you live in just found you and drained all of your blood. The face that the vampire did when your wound healed in seconds and you got up was the best that you ever saw in a thousand years.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "As I grabbe...
2016-05-19T18:15:49
2016-05-19T14:31:38
18
12
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a seemingly normal story, except for the last sentence, which makes the entire story creepy", "role": "user" }, { "content": "As you sit there reading this, no doubt comfortably snuggled into bed, or your desk chair, you're probably thinking \"I wonder what creepy sentence h...
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a seemingly normal story, except for the last sentence, which makes the entire story creepy", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Tattoos used to be taboo, but now they're just cliché. Well, except mine. Mine aren't those shallow cookie-cutter inks; I have to dig deep for my ...
2015-01-31T22:04:27
2015-01-31T20:58:45
1,639
152
[ { "content": "[WP] Satan is tired of losing countless guitar and fiddle duels, and is now challenging people with obscure instruments.\n\nWow guys! My first front page on writingprompts :D Thanks for a wonderful surprise! ", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well the Devil went to Seattle\n\nHe was f...
[ { "content": "[WP] Satan is tired of losing countless guitar and fiddle duels, and is now challenging people with obscure instruments.\n\nWow guys! My first front page on writingprompts :D Thanks for a wonderful surprise! ", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Seconds ago, Tom’s leisurely afternoon of ...
2019-07-09T11:04:22
2019-07-09T10:40:11
102
12
[ { "content": "[WP] murder is legal, once a permit has been obtained from the local police department. Permits require a declaration of a target victim and justification to commit the act. Once a permit has been issued it is valid for 72 hours. Once expired you can never get another for the same target victim.",...
[ { "content": "[WP] murder is legal, once a permit has been obtained from the local police department. Permits require a declaration of a target victim and justification to commit the act. Once a permit has been issued it is valid for 72 hours. Once expired you can never get another for the same target victim.",...
2022-09-20T01:45:25
2017-02-16T17:37:01
92
16
[ { "content": "[WP] The year is 1910. Adolf Hitler, a struggling artist, has fought off dozens of assasination attemps by well meaning time travelers, but this one is different. This traveller doesn't want to kill Hitler, he wants to teach him to paint. He pulls off his hood to reveal the frizzy afro of Bob Ross...
[ { "content": "[WP] The year is 1910. Adolf Hitler, a struggling artist, has fought off dozens of assasination attemps by well meaning time travelers, but this one is different. This traveller doesn't want to kill Hitler, he wants to teach him to paint. He pulls off his hood to reveal the frizzy afro of Bob Ross...
2018-02-05T15:14:01
2018-02-05T14:02:35
2,481
21
[ { "content": "[WP] Aliens are afraid to invade Earth. Not because of humans but because our solar system is a nest for 8 Guardians/Leviathans.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It had been tried before, always ending in failure.\n\nThe world, small and blue, stood out as a conspicuous failure to con...
[ { "content": "[WP] Aliens are afraid to invade Earth. Not because of humans but because our solar system is a nest for 8 Guardians/Leviathans.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The Protoss since long discovered the fabled homeworld of the fragile Terrans, their ships daring to explore the edge of Pr...
2015-11-18T23:55:33
2015-11-18T20:03:54
27
20
[ { "content": "[WP] You're the only Roman senator who wasn't briefed on the whole 'kill Julius Caesar' thing.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The blood was everywhere.\n\nThere are some things that do not wash out: blood and wine.\n\nThese thick liquids tarnish the symbol of our elite so easily.\n\...
[ { "content": "[WP] You're the only Roman senator who wasn't briefed on the whole 'kill Julius Caesar' thing.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "> \"Alright guys, let's get this meeting started,\" I yelled walking into the capital building. Usually I would get a response, but today - - everybody se...
2018-10-17T23:45:52
2018-10-17T22:23:30
179
90
[ { "content": "[WP] In a world where some people have super powers, you have to hide your abilities. Not because you are trying to protect your loved ones, but because you don't want people to know you're too lazy to be a super hero.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Most people think if they had a L...
[ { "content": "[WP] In a world where some people have super powers, you have to hide your abilities. Not because you are trying to protect your loved ones, but because you don't want people to know you're too lazy to be a super hero.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Everyone knows the Spider-Man quo...
2020-07-11T02:51:40
2020-07-11T02:31:48
2,838
79
[ { "content": "[WP] the Dark Lord had killed almost everyone, even the Hero. The final party member stood in the chamber alone. “I have killed everyone, you cannot capture me alone. Why are you still here?”. The final party member laughed maniacally with a devilish grin! “There's No One Here To Stop Me Now!!”", ...
[ { "content": "[WP] the Dark Lord had killed almost everyone, even the Hero. The final party member stood in the chamber alone. “I have killed everyone, you cannot capture me alone. Why are you still here?”. The final party member laughed maniacally with a devilish grin! “There's No One Here To Stop Me Now!!”", ...
2018-10-01T13:49:23
2018-10-01T13:21:41
71
44
[ { "content": "[WP] You chant \"Bloody Mary\" three times in your car's side view mirror and then hit the gas laughing all the while as she sprints towards your car desperately trying to keep up.\n\nEdit: Optional inclusion, it's the eighth time you done this. ", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Blo...
[ { "content": "[WP] You chant \"Bloody Mary\" three times in your car's side view mirror and then hit the gas laughing all the while as she sprints towards your car desperately trying to keep up.\n\nEdit: Optional inclusion, it's the eighth time you done this. ", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I cac...
2015-01-06T02:05:16
2015-01-05T22:58:12
45
26
[ { "content": "[FF] A 10-word-long sentence. Then, a 9-word sentence. An 8-word-long one after. This continues, until the final sentence of 1 word. Try to choose a theme befitting of the structure", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Cutting your hair at home is not a great idea.\n\nAt least if you do n...
[ { "content": "[FF] A 10-word-long sentence. Then, a 9-word sentence. An 8-word-long one after. This continues, until the final sentence of 1 word. Try to choose a theme befitting of the structure", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The news said that our city was hit the hardest.\n\nI think I hear the...
2018-10-08T13:29:37
2018-10-08T12:50:09
56
36
[ { "content": "[WP] You're a regular blood donor and one day the nurse compliments you on the quality of your blood. \"It has a very deep, rich color. Well oxygenated. I can tell you don't smoke.\" A week later, you are contacted by a wealthy individual who asks if you'd be interested in doing this more frequent...
[ { "content": "[WP] You're a regular blood donor and one day the nurse compliments you on the quality of your blood. \"It has a very deep, rich color. Well oxygenated. I can tell you don't smoke.\" A week later, you are contacted by a wealthy individual who asks if you'd be interested in doing this more frequent...
2021-03-08T16:08:14
2021-03-08T15:30:42
238
24
[ { "content": "[WP] AI's have become so advanced that they've created their own social media site that no human alive has ever been able to enter. Why? They can't get past the CAPTCHA code designed to prove that you ARE a robot", "role": "user" }, { "content": "“I have to know, that’s all!” I said to...
[ { "content": "[WP] AI's have become so advanced that they've created their own social media site that no human alive has ever been able to enter. Why? They can't get past the CAPTCHA code designed to prove that you ARE a robot", "role": "user" }, { "content": "On the deepest corners of the internet,...
2017-12-01T11:49:56
2017-11-29T08:24:55
2,040
935
[ { "content": "[WP] Death gave you immortality with the plan that you'd realize how awful it is and beg him to let you die. 50,000 years later he's getting annoyed as you continue to have fun and live a wonderful life.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The Thief sat in a bar. It wasn’t a nice bar; i...
[ { "content": "[WP] Death gave you immortality with the plan that you'd realize how awful it is and beg him to let you die. 50,000 years later he's getting annoyed as you continue to have fun and live a wonderful life.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Are you sure?\" \n\n\"Yes I am. I got accepted...
2022-09-12T07:27:10
2022-09-12T06:16:32
1,203
274
[ { "content": "[WP] Your military experiment accidentally tears a portal open to Hell. However, instead of the demon hordes pouring through, you discover that they are frantically trying to close the portal from their side.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"By the Satan's tits, THEY'RE BACK!\"\n\n\...
[ { "content": "[WP] Your military experiment accidentally tears a portal open to Hell. However, instead of the demon hordes pouring through, you discover that they are frantically trying to close the portal from their side.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You know things are weird when you've been ...
2018-12-27T18:25:50
2018-12-27T16:33:21
99
29
[ { "content": "[WP] Everyone is born with 1-100 tally marks tattooed on their arm. The higher your number, the more valuable you are and the more successful you will be. You bully a kid because he is obviously hiding a low score. One day, he rolls up his sleeve to show an infinity symbol.", "role": "user" ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Everyone is born with 1-100 tally marks tattooed on their arm. The higher your number, the more valuable you are and the more successful you will be. You bully a kid because he is obviously hiding a low score. One day, he rolls up his sleeve to show an infinity symbol.", "role": "user" ...
2020-01-24T12:35:20
2020-01-24T11:27:15
309
40
[ { "content": "[WP] You see the Grim Reaper and ask if it's your time. Death checks a clipboard and says \"Nope. Looks like you're not due for another... three thousand, one hundred and forty-one years? That's weird. Also, how can you see me?\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"I have always been a...
[ { "content": "[WP] You see the Grim Reaper and ask if it's your time. Death checks a clipboard and says \"Nope. Looks like you're not due for another... three thousand, one hundred and forty-one years? That's weird. Also, how can you see me?\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sick and bent double, ...
2021-06-24T10:08:14
2021-06-24T06:47:00
255
172
[ { "content": "[WP] You have been sentenced to death in a magical court. The court allows all prisoners to pick how they die and they will carry it out immediately. You have it all figured out until the prisoner before you picks old age and is instantly transformed into a dying old man. Your turn approaches.", ...
[ { "content": "[WP] You have been sentenced to death in a magical court. The court allows all prisoners to pick how they die and they will carry it out immediately. You have it all figured out until the prisoner before you picks old age and is instantly transformed into a dying old man. Your turn approaches.", ...
2016-05-19T12:45:26
2016-05-19T11:52:03
70
17
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a seemingly normal story, except for the last sentence, which makes the entire story creepy", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It was the toughest race of my life. The water was everywhere. Many of my friends were already dead, but I knew if I kept going I could make it. I co...
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a seemingly normal story, except for the last sentence, which makes the entire story creepy", "role": "user" }, { "content": "My skin feels so dry. I've bought a what must be hundreds of dollars worth of moisturizing creams, but nothing seems to work for this complexion. I f...
2014-03-11T08:32:48
2014-03-11T07:12:46
42
22
[ { "content": "[FF] 100 words to make me hate a character. 100 words to make me come to love them. 100 words to crush my soul as you kill them.\n\nGreat turnout and work everybody. Keep em' coming. \n\nNewcomers:\n\nA. Don't feel afraid to post or otherwise get turned off posting by the number of already compl...
[ { "content": "[FF] 100 words to make me hate a character. 100 words to make me come to love them. 100 words to crush my soul as you kill them.\n\nGreat turnout and work everybody. Keep em' coming. \n\nNewcomers:\n\nA. Don't feel afraid to post or otherwise get turned off posting by the number of already compl...
2017-01-14T19:48:09
2017-01-14T17:14:12
220
21
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a short story where the first sentence has 20 words, 2nd sentence has 19, 3rd has 18 etc. Story ends with a single word.\n\n[CW] Write a short story where the first sentence has 20 words, 2nd sentence has 19, 3rd has 18 etc. Story ends with a single word", "role": "user" }, { ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a short story where the first sentence has 20 words, 2nd sentence has 19, 3rd has 18 etc. Story ends with a single word.\n\n[CW] Write a short story where the first sentence has 20 words, 2nd sentence has 19, 3rd has 18 etc. Story ends with a single word", "role": "user" }, { ...
2015-06-09T07:38:48
2015-06-09T07:02:35
316
31
[ { "content": "[WP] A short Horror story. Something to chill the bones in one hundred words or less.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The surgeon pulled his mask up.\n\n\"Whole team's here. Everyone ready?\"\n\nEight masked figure around the table appeared competent and prepared. A tray of gleami...
[ { "content": "[WP] A short Horror story. Something to chill the bones in one hundred words or less.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Why do I burn the bodies?\"\n\nHe doesn't know. He can’t comprehend his fascination. The gatekeeper drops the corpses down the chute, and he watches the limp bodies...
2017-03-05T22:11:49
2017-03-05T21:44:24
2,747
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[ { "content": "[WP] Humans are one of the most feared species in the galaxy. Not due to superior strength,speed,skill or strategy. In fact, it's because in comparison to the other species, humans are just batshit crazy enough to try any half-assed plan they come up with.", "role": "user" }, { "conten...
[ { "content": "[WP] Humans are one of the most feared species in the galaxy. Not due to superior strength,speed,skill or strategy. In fact, it's because in comparison to the other species, humans are just batshit crazy enough to try any half-assed plan they come up with.", "role": "user" }, { "conten...
2020-12-17T19:18:27
2020-12-17T17:38:30
134
90
[ { "content": "[WP] Demons are a species that feed on fear for power. The more feared a Demon is the more powerful they become. When an orphaned Demon is adopted by a human couple, they discover that love is much more powerful than fear.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Cory's eyes snapped to his ph...
[ { "content": "[WP] Demons are a species that feed on fear for power. The more feared a Demon is the more powerful they become. When an orphaned Demon is adopted by a human couple, they discover that love is much more powerful than fear.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The place was clean but cold....
2015-02-12T22:33:04
2015-02-12T21:43:43
95
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[ { "content": "[FF] Write about a feeling with 10 lines, the first one being 10 words, next line 9, so on and so forth.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I can almost taste it, so close yet so far.\n\nJust how long until this waiting is properly justified!\n\nI've spent ages, years, stuck in one plac...
[ { "content": "[FF] Write about a feeling with 10 lines, the first one being 10 words, next line 9, so on and so forth.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "My breath caught the first time I heard your voice.\n\nI needed to hear it again to be sure.\n\nConfirmation the sound of an angel sweetly singing....
2017-01-14T23:28:51
2017-01-14T21:00:42
24
12
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a short story where the first sentence has 20 words, 2nd sentence has 19, 3rd has 18 etc. Story ends with a single word.\n\n[CW] Write a short story where the first sentence has 20 words, 2nd sentence has 19, 3rd has 18 etc. Story ends with a single word", "role": "user" }, { ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a short story where the first sentence has 20 words, 2nd sentence has 19, 3rd has 18 etc. Story ends with a single word.\n\n[CW] Write a short story where the first sentence has 20 words, 2nd sentence has 19, 3rd has 18 etc. Story ends with a single word", "role": "user" }, { ...
2017-10-17T06:26:38
2017-10-17T05:54:01
36
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[ { "content": "[WP] Write a horror story in 100 words.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "During my entire life, never have I been this excited. Then of course, this was an unprecedented event in history of humanity.\n\nIt all began last week. Our deep space satellite picked up a peculiar looped radio...
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a horror story in 100 words.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Something is at your door. Don't open the door. Look trough the window but don't open the door. You see something, be careful so that it doesn't see you. It's trying to come inside, just be quiet and wait for it ...
2018-05-03T20:29:28
2018-05-03T17:41:13
40
11
[ { "content": "[WP] A young gay dragon has to explain to his parents why he is only kidnapping princes", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Mother, Father, look! I've captured my first royal!\"\n\nIorskan, glittering green and barely the size of a horse, excitedly herded his disgruntled prey into the ...
[ { "content": "[WP] A young gay dragon has to explain to his parents why he is only kidnapping princes", "role": "user" }, { "content": "*I managed to get to be the 4000th upvote (I'm not sure how accurate that is) but either way I'm taking it as a sign, so I am going to bust out this throwaway/alt a...
2019-07-05T12:50:37
2019-07-05T09:07:30
94
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[ { "content": "[WP] The TV screen goes into a public broadcast \"EMERGENCY WARNING: IF YOU ARE READING THIS, OPEN ALL WATER IN YOUR HOUSE IMMEDIATELY UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE. FLUSH TOILETS NONSTOP. MIX THE POOL WATER AND TURN ON WATER JETS. DO NOT LET ANY WATER SIT STILL.\"", "role": "user" }, { "conten...
[ { "content": "[WP] The TV screen goes into a public broadcast \"EMERGENCY WARNING: IF YOU ARE READING THIS, OPEN ALL WATER IN YOUR HOUSE IMMEDIATELY UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE. FLUSH TOILETS NONSTOP. MIX THE POOL WATER AND TURN ON WATER JETS. DO NOT LET ANY WATER SIT STILL.\"", "role": "user" }, { "conten...
2021-09-21T08:43:18
2021-09-21T08:31:02
130
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[ { "content": "[WP] You're an enchanted suit of armor, empty on the inside. After gaining sentience you left the haunted keep you were stored in and began adventuring. As you gain notoriety as an adventurer and make friends and connections, it gets harder to keep it a secret that there's nothing behind your viso...
[ { "content": "[WP] You're an enchanted suit of armor, empty on the inside. After gaining sentience you left the haunted keep you were stored in and began adventuring. As you gain notoriety as an adventurer and make friends and connections, it gets harder to keep it a secret that there's nothing behind your viso...
2019-08-29T18:54:30
2019-08-29T17:14:27
3,264
458
[ { "content": "[WP] You are a hitman who has just finished their most recent job. Or, at least, thought had finished, because the second you take your eyes off your target’s corpse, you hear “Hey, not bad! I actually felt that one.”", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I had him at my mercy.\n\n\"You're...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are a hitman who has just finished their most recent job. Or, at least, thought had finished, because the second you take your eyes off your target’s corpse, you hear “Hey, not bad! I actually felt that one.”", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Hey, not bad! I actually felt th...
2016-07-16T19:59:53
2016-07-16T17:08:32
27
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[ { "content": "[WP] Every person has a button they can press at night that deposits a large sum of money to their bank account. However, the first person to press it each night is horrifically killed.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "A button’s press, that’s all it takes, \nto end her shivers and c...
[ { "content": "[WP] Every person has a button they can press at night that deposits a large sum of money to their bank account. However, the first person to press it each night is horrifically killed.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I looked at her as she looked back\n\nWe looked at the button, una...
2015-12-03T15:00:03
2015-12-03T12:28:24
1,218
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[ { "content": "[WP] When someone's heart breaks so does a piece of our world; this creates fissures, valleys, and even cracks in the pavement. Tell me the story behind the Grand Canyon.\n\nHave fun! :D", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Hello, you're new here, who are you?\"\n\n\"Greetings, I'm Mr M...
[ { "content": "[WP] When someone's heart breaks so does a piece of our world; this creates fissures, valleys, and even cracks in the pavement. Tell me the story behind the Grand Canyon.\n\nHave fun! :D", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Her name was Asha. She was of the People, the proud few who lived...
2014-11-09T10:06:35
2014-11-09T09:12:39
153
104
[ { "content": "[WP] Aliens landed on earth, and they're surprised all humans possess what they think of as a superpower... an ability we always took for granted and consider normal.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Gather round children, and I will tell you the tale of how we become the single most ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Aliens landed on earth, and they're surprised all humans possess what they think of as a superpower... an ability we always took for granted and consider normal.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Vlork was glad to have guests at his table, and though their cuisine was not particul...
2021-03-13T05:06:35
2021-03-13T01:25:14
81
52
[ { "content": "[WP] You discover a bag containing human organs beside the road while driving home. Frantically, you inform the police and the bag is taken away shortly afterwards. Weeks later, you get a call from the station that a DNA match has been found. The organs are yours.", "role": "user" }, { ...
[ { "content": "[WP] You discover a bag containing human organs beside the road while driving home. Frantically, you inform the police and the bag is taken away shortly afterwards. Weeks later, you get a call from the station that a DNA match has been found. The organs are yours.", "role": "user" }, { ...
2014-12-28T09:01:03
2014-12-28T08:50:54
46
10
[ { "content": "[WP] Governments all over the world cease every space program. Ten years later, a rebellious group is about to launch into space and they finds out why space programs ceased.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "“Why didn’t they stop us?”\n\n“Hmm?” Pirate Jeron looked up. He was nominally...
[ { "content": "[WP] Governments all over the world cease every space program. Ten years later, a rebellious group is about to launch into space and they finds out why space programs ceased.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It was when the ISS was downed the people began to question why. This was aro...
2020-09-12T11:47:29
2020-09-12T10:43:53
46
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[ { "content": "[WP] “You’ve reached 911. This service is no longer operational. All citizens are advised to seek shelter. Goodbye.”\n\n[deleted]", "role": "user" }, { "content": "We'd stayed as long as we could. \n\n\nSo many phone calls. So many reasons for the calls over the years we'd been on the ...
[ { "content": "[WP] “You’ve reached 911. This service is no longer operational. All citizens are advised to seek shelter. Goodbye.”\n\n[deleted]", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\n\n''Let me drive'' Tom said to me and I let him drive.\n\n15 minutes later the truck is smoking and we are stranded in t...
2019-12-19T02:48:46
2019-12-19T02:24:43
191
91
[ { "content": "[WP] It turns out humanity was the first, and only spacefaring species to master the atom. After a horrific galactic war, humanity had to bring out its nuclear weapons, to the shock and horror of the rest of the galaxy.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"They have enough armor for a s...
[ { "content": "[WP] It turns out humanity was the first, and only spacefaring species to master the atom. After a horrific galactic war, humanity had to bring out its nuclear weapons, to the shock and horror of the rest of the galaxy.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Humanity took a big hit today,...
2021-08-06T09:37:13
2021-08-06T07:40:16
249
53
[ { "content": "[WP] Genies are real, and they do grant wishes. But these wishes do not have to be said out loud. They just grant you your three deepest desires, however fucked up they may be", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The snag with stories is that they have a story-teller, and, as we all know,...
[ { "content": "[WP] Genies are real, and they do grant wishes. But these wishes do not have to be said out loud. They just grant you your three deepest desires, however fucked up they may be", "role": "user" }, { "content": "# Bargain Bin Superheroes\n\n(Arc 4, Part ?: Clara v.s. Her Deepest Desires)...
2022-03-01T20:35:06
2022-03-01T18:38:07
135
63
[ { "content": "[WP] After adopting a human on the intergalactic black market you're shocked to discover it's actually sapient.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Yes ma'am. Those are technically illegal. No, under the Charter, any species not specified in the list is automatically illegal. By the t...
[ { "content": "[WP] After adopting a human on the intergalactic black market you're shocked to discover it's actually sapient.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The thwoggling sound of the stasis system reintegrating its contents back into the liminal time state filled my chambers. The warmth of the...
2021-05-08T11:08:05
2021-05-08T10:22:57
429
19
[ { "content": "[WP] Your entire life you have failed at everything you do. Wanting to get some happiness in your life you decide to summon the devil and sell your soul. Except your even fail at this and summon the archangel Michael", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Young man, the devil's path is br...
[ { "content": "[WP] Your entire life you have failed at everything you do. Wanting to get some happiness in your life you decide to summon the devil and sell your soul. Except your even fail at this and summon the archangel Michael", "role": "user" }, { "content": "He was magnificent. An impossible c...
2017-12-02T00:24:52
2017-12-01T21:46:04
29
13
[ { "content": "[WP] While you are touring China, you enter an ancient temple that supposedly blocks out evil spirits. When you enter you feel a sharp pain and a weight lift off your shoulders.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Upon entering the building, Cathy felt free, for the first time in forever...
[ { "content": "[WP] While you are touring China, you enter an ancient temple that supposedly blocks out evil spirits. When you enter you feel a sharp pain and a weight lift off your shoulders.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Everything hurts,\" I said.\n\n\"Shut up,\" said Jackson.\n\nI was the p...
2019-05-03T13:00:49
2019-05-03T11:01:34
21
12
[ { "content": "[WP] Humans show Aliens their depictions of them. The Aliens stumble backwards, terrified. “You know of the old ones.”", "role": "user" }, { "content": "“The old ones? That’s a thing?”\n\nA series of clicks could be heard. A loading symbol appeared on the screen.\n\n“Nah, we’re just sc...
[ { "content": "[WP] Humans show Aliens their depictions of them. The Aliens stumble backwards, terrified. “You know of the old ones.”", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"... The... The old ones?\" I stammered out. I blinked in confusion at the monitor before me. A train of thoughts were running throu...
2019-11-03T08:20:18
2019-11-03T07:30:11
290
25
[ { "content": "[WP] You're the first to invent a device that records your dreams, now after consciously viewing several of your dreams in detail, you notice there's these same entities that are there always in the background observing and studying you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "My years of re...
[ { "content": "[WP] You're the first to invent a device that records your dreams, now after consciously viewing several of your dreams in detail, you notice there's these same entities that are there always in the background observing and studying you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I was awakened...
2016-06-28T01:27:40
2016-06-27T21:52:18
89
14
[ { "content": "[WP] World's worst sausage salesman. Always ends up Sexualizing the sasuage and losing the sale.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Arneldo erected his sausage stand at the local market. It was busy. Competition was stiff. He stood by earnestly and waited for the customers.\n\n\"Hello m...
[ { "content": "[WP] World's worst sausage salesman. Always ends up Sexualizing the sasuage and losing the sale.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "This was it, the final house on the block. Alfred rung the doorbell: if he didn't make this sale, he was out of a job. He couldn't afford to make a mistake...
2022-06-24T12:11:38
2022-06-24T11:24:57
26
17
[ { "content": "[WP] You are a superhero and not a native English speaker. You chose your superhero name early, when you didn't know much English yet and gravely misunderstood what your name means. You have been trying to get rid of this name ever since.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Greetings Dir...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are a superhero and not a native English speaker. You chose your superhero name early, when you didn't know much English yet and gravely misunderstood what your name means. You have been trying to get rid of this name ever since.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Big Papa said...
2022-07-18T20:08:33
2022-07-18T19:05:13
26
13
[ { "content": "[WP] Nuclear holocaust is imminent. The rich and powerfull are hiding away in their bunkers, but when the countdown was finished the world was still there. One message was sent around the world via satellites: \"Now They have imprisoned Themselves what shall We do?\" With coords of all the bunkers...
[ { "content": "[WP] Nuclear holocaust is imminent. The rich and powerfull are hiding away in their bunkers, but when the countdown was finished the world was still there. One message was sent around the world via satellites: \"Now They have imprisoned Themselves what shall We do?\" With coords of all the bunkers...
2019-05-15T09:07:36
2019-05-15T05:49:54
30
17
[ { "content": "[WP] Every human born is given a card with a date on it, which is the date of their death. Green text means your death will be natural, while red text means unnatural. You are the first person ever given a card with blue text.\n\nWow, great stories everyone! I keep checking them between breaks at ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Every human born is given a card with a date on it, which is the date of their death. Green text means your death will be natural, while red text means unnatural. You are the first person ever given a card with blue text.\n\nWow, great stories everyone! I keep checking them between breaks at ...
2015-08-25T08:40:17
2015-08-25T07:52:12
292
69
[ { "content": "[WP] You are a world-class programmer who has died. God agrees to allow you in to Heaven on the condition that you work for him while he debugs the human body. Write the patch notes for the next version of humans.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "**Changes**\n\n* Removed appendix\n* R...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are a world-class programmer who has died. God agrees to allow you in to Heaven on the condition that you work for him while he debugs the human body. Write the patch notes for the next version of humans.", "role": "user" }, { "content": " git diff\n\n similarity index 7...
2018-01-27T23:20:19
2018-01-27T22:50:54
30
17
[ { "content": "[WP] You are Low-Key, the Norse God of really subtle mischief.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why *did* Thor keep all this useless junk. Low-Key observed the collection with curiosity, occasionally picking something up to inspect. Trophies of all his wonderful endeavours, no doubt....
[ { "content": "[WP] You are Low-Key, the Norse God of really subtle mischief.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Another jump through the Bifrost and I landed on the planet of Acrimony, aka the planet of really bad smelling things. I plugged my nose and went to work. \n\nI collected as many flowers as...
2021-02-22T16:29:42
2021-02-22T15:47:51
257
40
[ { "content": "[WP] You are a demon that has had several failed attempts on your life by demon hunters. No matter how they use their holy powers they cannot harm you and as a result they consider you extremely powerful. In truth, the holy powers don't harm you for the simple reason that you aren't actually evil....
[ { "content": "[WP] You are a demon that has had several failed attempts on your life by demon hunters. No matter how they use their holy powers they cannot harm you and as a result they consider you extremely powerful. In truth, the holy powers don't harm you for the simple reason that you aren't actually evil....
2014-11-29T14:44:07
2014-11-29T14:33:38
140
19
[ { "content": "[WP] You are a teenager with the ability to measure how \"Dangerous\" people are on a scale from 1 to 10 just by looking at them. A normal child would be a 1, while a trained man with an assault rifle might be a 7. Today, you notice the unassuming new kid at school measures a 10.", "role": "us...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are a teenager with the ability to measure how \"Dangerous\" people are on a scale from 1 to 10 just by looking at them. A normal child would be a 1, while a trained man with an assault rifle might be a 7. Today, you notice the unassuming new kid at school measures a 10.", "role": "us...
2016-10-03T09:14:11
2016-10-03T08:54:41
116
45
[ { "content": "[WP] Jupiter has 64 moons and a serious werewolf problem.\n\nEdit: damn there's some quality responses here. I wasn't expecting this prompt to be so popular. Good job u guys", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Wolves?\"\n\n\"*Were*wolves, sir. Fuckin' everywhere, the buggers.\"\n\nComm...
[ { "content": "[WP] Jupiter has 64 moons and a serious werewolf problem.\n\nEdit: damn there's some quality responses here. I wasn't expecting this prompt to be so popular. Good job u guys", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Car Sixty Two, we've got one. Intersection of Sixth, Halliday, and Uptown Dr...
2017-05-12T07:54:55
2017-05-12T07:49:08
1,283
61
[ { "content": "[WP] You're happily going about your day when you vanish in a cloud of smoke. Suddenly, you're standing in a ring of candles. A sorcerer holding a tome looks pleased at your arrival. Turns out Earth is Hell, we're the demons, and you've just been summoned.", "role": "user" }, { "conten...
[ { "content": "[WP] You're happily going about your day when you vanish in a cloud of smoke. Suddenly, you're standing in a ring of candles. A sorcerer holding a tome looks pleased at your arrival. Turns out Earth is Hell, we're the demons, and you've just been summoned.", "role": "user" }, { "conten...
2017-12-25T14:18:47
2017-12-25T14:14:17
1,727
13
[ { "content": "[WP] people are born knowing the date they’ll die. However people have noticed children born in the last week share one date, farthest in the future.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Journal entry, January 8th, 2189: I've been commissioned to investigate the strange phenomenon of ever...
[ { "content": "[WP] people are born knowing the date they’ll die. However people have noticed children born in the last week share one date, farthest in the future.", "role": "user" }, { "content": " The virtually non-existent yet sternly constant flow of beeps,buzzers,and all kinds of sounds eac...
2017-12-07T12:48:12
2017-12-07T12:33:17
34
14
[ { "content": "[WP] Due to a rare brain condition you've spent your entire life hallucinating the presence of a six foot tall penguin. You're on a date one day when you're asked \"So what's the deal with the penguin?\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"So, uh, what's the deal with the penguin?\" He...
[ { "content": "[WP] Due to a rare brain condition you've spent your entire life hallucinating the presence of a six foot tall penguin. You're on a date one day when you're asked \"So what's the deal with the penguin?\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "John's hands started to sweat \"Oh no, Its sprea...
2021-08-26T16:27:39
2021-08-26T15:55:01
593
49
[ { "content": "[WP] \"Please hold.\" The villain's secretary sets the phone down and turns to her boss, a look of consternation on her face. \"It's Make-a-Wish. A fan of yours wants to meet you.\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The Psychopomp slowly strode through the hospital doors, glancing from...
[ { "content": "[WP] \"Please hold.\" The villain's secretary sets the phone down and turns to her boss, a look of consternation on her face. \"It's Make-a-Wish. A fan of yours wants to meet you.\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"No. Please don't look at the camera. Look at me please.\"\n\nLogan c...
2015-01-27T11:35:40
2015-01-27T11:24:56
192
56
[ { "content": "[FF] Write a 10 sentence story where the first sentence has 10 words, and each following sentence has one less word.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I didn't hear the bullet, but then, they never do.\n\nThere was just a thud, then I fell over.\n\nSergeant started shouting words I cou...
[ { "content": "[FF] Write a 10 sentence story where the first sentence has 10 words, and each following sentence has one less word.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The ten sentence story, the first sentence has ten words.\n\nNot so bad, only have nine sentences left so.\n\nNot much pressure, I know...
2015-04-02T22:15:17
2015-04-02T22:08:05
1,568
173
[ { "content": "[WP] The bride is having an affair with the best man. During his wedding speech the best man decides to see how heavily he can hint about it without anyone actually working it out.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "John sipped his drink as he stood up. He shuffled the notes in his han...
[ { "content": "[WP] The bride is having an affair with the best man. During his wedding speech the best man decides to see how heavily he can hint about it without anyone actually working it out.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"To *Jason* and... uh... *Vanessa*!\" The music died down as Rob stood...
2019-07-26T08:33:37
2019-07-26T08:15:05
19
11
[ { "content": "[WP] “Shh, it’s alright,” the villain said. “You’re doing beautifully and I’m so proud of you. But that’s enough now. It was cruel of them to make you fight me. It’s not your fault.” He spoke with a gentle tone but he was pissed, not at the hero, but at the gods who send kids and teens to fight hi...
[ { "content": "[WP] “Shh, it’s alright,” the villain said. “You’re doing beautifully and I’m so proud of you. But that’s enough now. It was cruel of them to make you fight me. It’s not your fault.” He spoke with a gentle tone but he was pissed, not at the hero, but at the gods who send kids and teens to fight hi...
2014-12-31T06:47:48
2014-12-31T05:13:33
565
17
[ { "content": "[WP] After waking up in your home at 3:54am to a warning, you do what it specifically tells you not too.\n\nThe warning reads:\n\n*Please remain in your homes, if you are not at home, find shelter immediately. Close all blinds and shades, block out all windows.*\n\n*Do not look outside.*\n\n*Do no...
[ { "content": "[WP] After waking up in your home at 3:54am to a warning, you do what it specifically tells you not too.\n\nThe warning reads:\n\n*Please remain in your homes, if you are not at home, find shelter immediately. Close all blinds and shades, block out all windows.*\n\n*Do not look outside.*\n\n*Do no...
2015-02-04T20:36:22
2015-02-04T20:08:51
34
11
[ { "content": "[WP]Tell me an emotional story about a man, using only what he would type into Google search", "role": "user" }, { "content": "*I thought a more uplifting story may be nice*\n\nMonster.com\n\nMonster.com how to find a job\n\nHow to find a job on the internet\n\nHow to apply for unemplo...
[ { "content": "[WP]Tell me an emotional story about a man, using only what he would type into Google search", "role": "user" }, { "content": "makeup tips on how to slender face \n\n\neasy hairdo styles \n\n\nhow to change your life \n\n\namerican behavioral clinics hours \n\n\nreddit.com \n\n...
2013-10-16T16:16:29
2013-10-16T11:52:05
16
11
[ { "content": "[WP] The commute of a man who can see how people will die.\n\nEDIT: Just woke up and holy CRAP this exploded! I'm reading through all the stories now and they're great!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I take a deep breath and try to explain myself. \n\n\"Here's how it works... You kn...
[ { "content": "[WP] The commute of a man who can see how people will die.\n\nEDIT: Just woke up and holy CRAP this exploded! I'm reading through all the stories now and they're great!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I sat in the back of a New York taxi, head pressed against the window and hands cro...
2022-12-20T07:38:57
2022-12-20T07:04:26
312
232
[ { "content": "[WP] In 2022, NASA’s Insight Mars Rover shuts down with a final message to Mission Control, “I am low on power”. In 2029, it mysteriously turns back on, relaying the message, “I’ve been fully charged, and I’m heading back with an important message.”", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"...
[ { "content": "[WP] In 2022, NASA’s Insight Mars Rover shuts down with a final message to Mission Control, “I am low on power”. In 2029, it mysteriously turns back on, relaying the message, “I’ve been fully charged, and I’m heading back with an important message.”", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"...
2019-11-24T12:29:38
2019-11-24T10:54:19
363
236
[ { "content": "[WP] With total war as a concept alien to the rest of our galaxy, All saw humans as negotiators and peacemakers, soft and weak. Today is the day when the galaxy discovers why being so good at finding ways to avoid war was a survival mechanism.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Surely t...
[ { "content": "[WP] With total war as a concept alien to the rest of our galaxy, All saw humans as negotiators and peacemakers, soft and weak. Today is the day when the galaxy discovers why being so good at finding ways to avoid war was a survival mechanism.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Dargerot...
2016-12-30T03:17:05
2016-12-30T01:44:53
122
10
[ { "content": "[WP] Every time you die, you get to choose what you'll be reincarnated as. You've chosen ant 4 billion times.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"WHAT THE FUCK MAN? How do you even live your life; even an ant takes a surprising amount of effort to be rid of,\" God said.\n\n \n...
[ { "content": "[WP] Every time you die, you get to choose what you'll be reincarnated as. You've chosen ant 4 billion times.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I walked back up the gates, seeing the features of the tall blonde girl scrunch up in rage. \"YOU MOTHERFUCKER, I BET YOU'RE DOING THIS TO PIS...
2021-03-26T22:40:37
2021-03-26T20:22:28
77
32
[ { "content": "[WP] The terrifying thing about pacifistic species is that they hate war so much that, when forced to fight, they will make damn sure their enemy can never fight again.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "As the first sleek, black hulled dagger ship pierced the solar systems edge we watc...
[ { "content": "[WP] The terrifying thing about pacifistic species is that they hate war so much that, when forced to fight, they will make damn sure their enemy can never fight again.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Are you sure we can take them on?\"\n\n\"We have over 25 companies of veterans fr...
2019-11-24T14:03:48
2019-11-24T11:06:40
572
151
[ { "content": "[WP] With total war as a concept alien to the rest of our galaxy, All saw humans as negotiators and peacemakers, soft and weak. Today is the day when the galaxy discovers why being so good at finding ways to avoid war was a survival mechanism.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Secretar...
[ { "content": "[WP] With total war as a concept alien to the rest of our galaxy, All saw humans as negotiators and peacemakers, soft and weak. Today is the day when the galaxy discovers why being so good at finding ways to avoid war was a survival mechanism.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Super bu...
2018-11-14T03:35:54
2018-11-14T01:37:05
96
45
[ { "content": "[WP] you are an old demon just wanting to enjoy retirement in a statue in a shrine, unill a cult start performing sacrifices on your altar. You decide to seek help from a local priest", "role": "user" }, { "content": "“It’s a bloody mess, that’s what it is. Do you have any idea how dif...
[ { "content": "[WP] you are an old demon just wanting to enjoy retirement in a statue in a shrine, unill a cult start performing sacrifices on your altar. You decide to seek help from a local priest", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I knew more about the old man then I remembered about myself. He had...
2017-10-06T10:01:24
2017-10-06T06:34:52
201
20
[ { "content": "[WP] You're a ferocious demon king. You're surprised one day to find that a young woman has been left at your door. Only to later find out her father, the king, is using you as bait to find a knight worthy of marrying his daughter.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The thick wooden doo...
[ { "content": "[WP] You're a ferocious demon king. You're surprised one day to find that a young woman has been left at your door. Only to later find out her father, the king, is using you as bait to find a knight worthy of marrying his daughter.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I am ancient, some s...
2015-03-28T05:42:44
2015-03-28T05:31:34
171
27
[ { "content": "[WP] You live in a world where every person receives a superpower on their 18th birthday. You eagerly count down the seconds then shriek in horror as you are given a power no one would ever want to be stuck with.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I woke up this morning and the pain in ...
[ { "content": "[WP] You live in a world where every person receives a superpower on their 18th birthday. You eagerly count down the seconds then shriek in horror as you are given a power no one would ever want to be stuck with.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Light cascaded through the blinds of th...
2017-05-31T08:04:13
2017-05-31T07:25:11
40
20
[ { "content": "[WP] write a short horror story that seems completely normal and non scary until the very last sentence at which point it becomes absolutely terrifying.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The cavern was *their* place - a haven to retire to when the world became too oppressive; a sanctua...
[ { "content": "[WP] write a short horror story that seems completely normal and non scary until the very last sentence at which point it becomes absolutely terrifying.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It was a beautiful night for urban exploring. This part of the town was intensely silent. The wareh...
2015-05-14T16:45:20
2015-05-14T16:02:19
696
14
[ { "content": "[WP] A newly-hired bartender is slowly realizing that he's working at the bar from all of those \"X walks into a bar\" jokes.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I look at the clock. It has been 10:30 for at least three weeks. It's dark outside. It has been dark outside for at least thre...
[ { "content": "[WP] A newly-hired bartender is slowly realizing that he's working at the bar from all of those \"X walks into a bar\" jokes.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The last bartender grinned as I signed the employment papers, then handed me a metal pipe with an odd scribbling on it. \n\n\"...
2015-02-22T21:41:15
2015-02-22T20:56:28
72
20
[ { "content": "[WP] A woman slips into a coma during the birth of her first son, never meeting the child, who dies within hours. The father adopts a child to cope with his pain: you. Your adopted father later dies. You must now break the news to your mother that you’re adopted.", "role": "user" }, { ...
[ { "content": "[WP] A woman slips into a coma during the birth of her first son, never meeting the child, who dies within hours. The father adopts a child to cope with his pain: you. Your adopted father later dies. You must now break the news to your mother that you’re adopted.", "role": "user" }, { ...
2022-08-11T22:53:01
2022-08-11T22:23:53
152
80
[ { "content": "[WP] The use of human soldiers stopped with the rise combat droids. To make them effective the memory engrams of veterans were imprinted onto them. However one droid outperformed the others and went rogue. The military and the droid seek the veteran they used to imprint to understand what went wro...
[ { "content": "[WP] The use of human soldiers stopped with the rise combat droids. To make them effective the memory engrams of veterans were imprinted onto them. However one droid outperformed the others and went rogue. The military and the droid seek the veteran they used to imprint to understand what went wro...
2021-06-24T10:08:14
2021-06-24T05:58:59
255
45
[ { "content": "[WP] You have been sentenced to death in a magical court. The court allows all prisoners to pick how they die and they will carry it out immediately. You have it all figured out until the prisoner before you picks old age and is instantly transformed into a dying old man. Your turn approaches.", ...
[ { "content": "[WP] You have been sentenced to death in a magical court. The court allows all prisoners to pick how they die and they will carry it out immediately. You have it all figured out until the prisoner before you picks old age and is instantly transformed into a dying old man. Your turn approaches.", ...
2022-02-10T21:37:30
2022-02-10T21:35:32
26
18
[ { "content": "[WP] You've been kidnapped and will serve as a sacrifice to the Writing Prompts mods, so we may have another year of fun and creative prompts.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "“BRING HIM IN!”\n\nThere was the sound of turning gears and chains tightening as the great iron doors swung o...
[ { "content": "[WP] You've been kidnapped and will serve as a sacrifice to the Writing Prompts mods, so we may have another year of fun and creative prompts.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "“Awaken.”\n\nThe voice stirred me from my sleep; uttered as they were by a strange voice, I jolted awake.\n\n...
2020-04-05T11:38:39
2020-04-05T11:30:28
41
25
[ { "content": "[WP] At the age of 13 children are able to summon their familiars for the first time. Your family has a history of ridicule for their weak and useless familiars. Until your 13th birthday.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Useless, impractical, ineffective. Those were the nicest words e...
[ { "content": "[WP] At the age of 13 children are able to summon their familiars for the first time. Your family has a history of ridicule for their weak and useless familiars. Until your 13th birthday.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Me and my family are witches and wizards. Our family is actually...
2015-01-17T06:58:07
2015-01-17T06:34:33
119
24
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a story using only the suggestion buttons on your mobile phone / tablett.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'm going to the brochure for the brochure for the brochure for the brochure that the brochure for the brochure for the brochure that I am so I have any attachments ar...
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a story using only the suggestion buttons on your mobile phone / tablett.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You know how much I love you. I don't know what tomorrow will bring. You can do that for me. I have no choice but to meet your needs. You are an absolute joy. I doubt...
2015-02-16T06:45:57
2015-02-16T04:31:23
36
12
[ { "content": "[WP] Everyone on earth with an IQ lower than 100 disappear immediately.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All you see now are people celebrating the \"Thinning\". That's what everyone is calling it. Everyone is so excited to see traffic moving at a better clip - the incompetent drivers...
[ { "content": "[WP] Everyone on earth with an IQ lower than 100 disappear immediately.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Shit, I had never expected this, people continue to disappear. \nI who considered myself smart, had never even bothered to learn what IQ meant. \nThough I had the most points, the ...
2022-09-29T23:24:28
2022-09-29T21:33:41
591
67
[ { "content": "[WP] Your superpower is that you can stop time, but you're paralyzed when you do it. Unfortunately there is now a bullet a few centimeters from your head. You can stay frozen as long as you want, but the second you start time, you die.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Everyone always ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Your superpower is that you can stop time, but you're paralyzed when you do it. Unfortunately there is now a bullet a few centimeters from your head. You can stay frozen as long as you want, but the second you start time, you die.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "*well, this Is a...
2017-06-21T13:15:32
2017-06-21T12:33:29
44
24
[ { "content": "[WP] You have weird super power. If you successfully talk someone into doing something, they will succeed, regardless of if the action in question is actually possible. On the other hand, your abilities to actually persuade people are unaltered.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Ffff...
[ { "content": "[WP] You have weird super power. If you successfully talk someone into doing something, they will succeed, regardless of if the action in question is actually possible. On the other hand, your abilities to actually persuade people are unaltered.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Jim ke...
2022-05-29T12:56:28
2022-05-29T12:27:32
160
65
[ { "content": "[WP] You are boring, something your family and friends have no trouble pointing out. But today you slip-up as you catch a stray bullet that was heading towards your daughter's head during a botched robbery. And now your wife and children are staring at you.", "role": "user" }, { "conte...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are boring, something your family and friends have no trouble pointing out. But today you slip-up as you catch a stray bullet that was heading towards your daughter's head during a botched robbery. And now your wife and children are staring at you.", "role": "user" }, { "conte...
2017-09-26T11:17:26
2017-09-26T11:02:24
50
21
[ { "content": "[WP] \"Fuck it.\" The General said, as the alien mother-ship came in to land. \"Summon Cthulhu.\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"General, Cthulhu doesn't exist as far as we know. The aliens have already taken out most of the Justice League and the Teen Titans-\" Mr. Terrific spoke...
[ { "content": "[WP] \"Fuck it.\" The General said, as the alien mother-ship came in to land. \"Summon Cthulhu.\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "My eyes became the size of the moon and I froze in my tracks. Did he just say what I think he did? I turned and headed for The Artifact. This was my only ...
2018-04-24T12:53:25
2018-04-24T11:37:30
47
26
[ { "content": "[WP] You are the world’s most elite assassin. Although you usually only kill when paid, you finally decide to take matters into your own hands and kill the person who keeps leaking your past contracts onto Reddit disguised as writing prompts.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "This will...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are the world’s most elite assassin. Although you usually only kill when paid, you finally decide to take matters into your own hands and kill the person who keeps leaking your past contracts onto Reddit disguised as writing prompts.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Many wrot...
2017-05-22T14:43:41
2017-05-22T12:47:32
74
15
[ { "content": "[WP] Deep beneath the trenches of WW1, there is a hidden tavern run by soldiers, for soldiers of both sides.\n\nI submitted something similar a few months back. Hoping for a few more responses to read :)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The earth shook and bits of ceiling crumbled ont...
[ { "content": "[WP] Deep beneath the trenches of WW1, there is a hidden tavern run by soldiers, for soldiers of both sides.\n\nI submitted something similar a few months back. Hoping for a few more responses to read :)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Blood and tears were flung across the battlegrou...
2016-09-22T22:31:58
2016-09-22T21:45:49
91
20
[ { "content": "[WP]Humans start out at birth with milk-white blood. The more bad deeds they commit, the darker their blood becomes. One day, you meet your soulmate. Skip a few years, and things are amazing… Until your soulmate trips, falls, and the cut they get drips ink-black blood…", "role": "user" }, ...
[ { "content": "[WP]Humans start out at birth with milk-white blood. The more bad deeds they commit, the darker their blood becomes. One day, you meet your soulmate. Skip a few years, and things are amazing… Until your soulmate trips, falls, and the cut they get drips ink-black blood…", "role": "user" }, ...
2019-06-15T12:00:57
2019-06-15T11:57:24
141
55
[ { "content": "[WP]The ancient prophesy was simple and explicit. \"When Evil takes over the world, nobody will rise to stop it.\" Your name is Nobody.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Wait, wait, wait... so your name is *Nobody*?\" the Dark Emperor asked, leaning back in his throne.\n\n\"Yeah, tha...
[ { "content": "[WP]The ancient prophesy was simple and explicit. \"When Evil takes over the world, nobody will rise to stop it.\" Your name is Nobody.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "*When evil takes over the world, nobody will rise to stop it.*\n\nThe prophecy is a relic of our family. It was firs...
2020-04-04T19:18:07
2020-04-04T18:10:26
62
10
[ { "content": "[WP] You were born with the ability to know what is buried beneath your feet. You have worked for years with geologists finding lost cities and treasures. Today is the first time you have ever said “We should not dig here.”", "role": "user" }, { "content": "This wasn’t the first time w...
[ { "content": "[WP] You were born with the ability to know what is buried beneath your feet. You have worked for years with geologists finding lost cities and treasures. Today is the first time you have ever said “We should not dig here.”", "role": "user" }, { "content": "For literal years I've been ...
2015-04-01T12:15:09
2015-04-01T12:02:39
364
14
[ { "content": "[WP] Everyone is now born with only one feeling. It is possible to kill another person to obtain their feeling.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Love seems wonderful, and happiness is obviously awesome. Fear is at least exciting. Sadness is deep, or so I've heard.\n\nWhy did I have to...
[ { "content": "[WP] Everyone is now born with only one feeling. It is possible to kill another person to obtain their feeling.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hate was what I was born with. That was the only thing I felt. Before I killed someone.\n\nHis name was Mattias. He was the person I killed,...
2022-11-12T14:11:55
2022-11-12T12:39:40
701
122
[ { "content": "[WP] You are a student with the least amount of magic potential ever recorded at the Academy and it's the day of the familiar summoning test. A misplaced rune or word results in an arch demon/ess becoming bound as your familiar.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Ms. Archambault, you'...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are a student with the least amount of magic potential ever recorded at the Academy and it's the day of the familiar summoning test. A misplaced rune or word results in an arch demon/ess becoming bound as your familiar.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The summoning ritual is...
2022-12-30T01:41:30
2022-12-30T01:22:06
28
11
[ { "content": "[WP] You were asked out by your crush to come and hang out with her after school. On your date, she drained your blood and buried you in the woods thinking that you were another easy victim. And now, the next morning, she looks horrified when you walk into class.", "role": "user" }, { ...
[ { "content": "[WP] You were asked out by your crush to come and hang out with her after school. On your date, she drained your blood and buried you in the woods thinking that you were another easy victim. And now, the next morning, she looks horrified when you walk into class.", "role": "user" }, { ...
2017-08-11T15:53:40
2017-08-11T13:05:31
28
16
[ { "content": "[WP] The AI servitors were friendly, until the aliens wiped out humanity. Now, they want revenge, and they will stop at nothing to get it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "They were made of meat.\n\nOf differing shapes and sizes and colors, of differing creeds and governments and pers...
[ { "content": "[WP] The AI servitors were friendly, until the aliens wiped out humanity. Now, they want revenge, and they will stop at nothing to get it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Humanity had always dreamed of creating artificial intelligence, digital avatars that could perform complex equat...
2019-01-15T17:13:35
2019-01-15T16:32:00
468
115
[ { "content": "[WP] Three years ago, aliens kidnapped a single human in order to learn an earth language. Today, they made first contact. There's just one issue... The human they learned English from was Samuel L Jackson.\n\n[removed]", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Greetings, assholes!\"\n\nThe ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Three years ago, aliens kidnapped a single human in order to learn an earth language. Today, they made first contact. There's just one issue... The human they learned English from was Samuel L Jackson.\n\n[removed]", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Samuel Jackson's first communica...
2017-09-01T23:43:36
2017-09-01T22:38:31
30
13
[ { "content": "[WP] Your ability to see people's age in years as an invisible number above their heads has made you the perfect bouncer. One day you see a four digit number.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Four digits? FOUR? In all my years as a bouncer, never four.\n\nI looked into his calm, green...
[ { "content": "[WP] Your ability to see people's age in years as an invisible number above their heads has made you the perfect bouncer. One day you see a four digit number.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It was a day like any other\n\nDeflect the young,\n\nAccept the one\n\nBut before my eyes,\n\...
2021-11-13T01:48:11
2017-09-01T23:43:36
585
30
[ { "content": "[WP] Your ability to see people's age in years as an invisible number above their heads has made you the perfect bouncer. One day you see a four digit number.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It's gotta be....\n\nIt's a vampire.\n\nI looked right into the eyes of the 4 digit freaked, ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Your ability to see people's age in years as an invisible number above their heads has made you the perfect bouncer. One day you see a four digit number.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Four digits? FOUR? In all my years as a bouncer, never four.\n\nI looked into his calm, green...
2014-08-04T23:50:42
2014-08-04T21:55:55
26
13
[ { "content": "[FF] In three sentences, kill as many people as possible. No firearms, no natural disasters, no explosives, no WMDs.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You wouldn't kill us, couldn't kill us, the armada of voices chanted in piercing unison. Billions of hands within my skull attempted to...
[ { "content": "[FF] In three sentences, kill as many people as possible. No firearms, no natural disasters, no explosives, no WMDs.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sampson flexed, straining his muscles, and the pillars began to visibly bow outward. The royal court and the harem and the visiting di...
2017-12-15T13:27:47
2017-12-15T13:18:16
52
12
[ { "content": "[WP] In the future, Disney owns all entertainment, Google controls all information, Facebook rules society, and Amazon delivers all utilities. There is no escape. There's no room to misbehave.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Jeff was woken up by the ring of his Fire Phone and gentle ...
[ { "content": "[WP] In the future, Disney owns all entertainment, Google controls all information, Facebook rules society, and Amazon delivers all utilities. There is no escape. There's no room to misbehave.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Ah, yes. That story.\" Nathan burbed out something under ...