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'paper towns' features the ultimate onscreen bromance, and proves friendship conquers all
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Did you hear about the new cemetery? people are dying to get in.
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Oddly enough, when ducks take pictures of themselves, they make the drunk sorority girl face.
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Moms have mother's day and dads have father's day. what do single guys have? palm sunday.
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What do you get when you put an egg in the ground? an eggplant.
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My mother in law just died... it was a blessing though. i had been suffering for years.
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Maison kayser: is there anything better than butter?
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With liberty and justice and high speed internet access for all
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Man arrested for dwi tests negative for alcohol, drugs
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How many pepes does it take to change a lightbulb? one.
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Man shows how to get the kim davis look in unbelievable makeup tutorial
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Fbi investigated folk singer pete seeger for years
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Some family is never more than just blood.
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Sorry i haven't returned your text in 3 days, i was taking a nap.
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Hiroshima was making rice krispies long before kellogs. i'm going to hell for this.
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What do you call an uncertain insect today? a may bee.
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What do you name the male and female twin monkeys? abe and anna
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Just how many more profiles of huma abedin do there need to be?
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I can't wait for the erection! - frustrated wives/asians who love politics.
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Summer vacation photos from couples who took fun trips together
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I don't always start a joke without finishing it, but when i d
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Which african country has the most obese inhabitants? burkina fatso
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You are from russia, right? i mean, someone said he is putin his dick in your mom tonight
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People who won darwin awards... ...jumped into the gene pool when the life guards weren't looking
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Amira thorton, 7-year-old, saves mom's life with a move she learned from 'mrs. doubtfire'
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Pluto has blue skies and red ice, nasa says
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Beer: helping white guys dance since 1842 posters helping white guys seem funny since 1998
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How was the grand canyon formed? a jew lost a penny there.
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Why you shouldn't wait for a health scare to reduce your stress
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Don't take me camping because if i see a bear, i will hug that bear.
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What do you call it when you play nintendo games because you have nothing better to do? ennwii
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The 'queen of bounce' heads for 'uncharted territory' in the new season of her hit show
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Video appears to show greek coast guard attempting to sink boat of syrian refugees
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Michele bachmann looks better than ever in black & white dress in tampa (photos)
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Abercrombie covers 'what does the fox say' to convince the world it's still cool (video)
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What do you say to a black guy with a job? keep at it, inmate!
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Kendall jenner and kourtney kardashian are not quite twins in hilarious instagram photo
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I'll catch you later: cool thing to say to a friend, scary thing to say to a child.
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Q: what side of the dog has the most fur? - a: the outside.
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My wife came from the country... and hit every branch on the way down.
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What's the difference between a 3 figure and a 4-figure suit? 1 figure, literally and figuratively.
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How do cats eat spaghetti ? the same as everyone else - they put it in their mouths!
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Sexism is alive and well in high school science classes, study says
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Exotic delicacies around the world that could kill you
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A man walks in to a bar his alcoholism is destroying his family.
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My appointment at gamblers anonymous is at 25 to 1...
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Elizabeth warren slams proposed tax reforms as 'giant wet kiss' to corporations
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'star wars' gets an 'arrested development' narration from ron howard
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Code associated with russia hacking found on vermont utility computer
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How can you tell your girlfriend is getting to fat? she can wear your wife's clothes.
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Frank ocean's mom just dropped a sunscreen for people with melanin
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Top 10 inappropriate songs to sing at a children's karaoke party; 10 - sometimes when we touch
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Twitter users taunt rudy giuliani over new role on trump legal team
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Why did the mathematician move to seattle? he liked lagrange bands
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Here's how voters would interpret a clinton loss in iowa
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What do communists and feminists have in common ... they cannot change anything.
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Every dance move from a to z showcased in one ridiculously insane video
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Talking irrelevance and 'live (at the time)' with demetri martin
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The greatest detective stories ever told by watts e. dunn
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Caribbean carnival 2012: pass the torch program mentors kids through calypso music
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If the powerball has taught me anything, it's how to turn $200 into $4.
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29 of the best food photos from 2013
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Wife just changed her facebook status to it's complicated. better go see what she wants.
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*looks at crushed dead raccoon on the side of the road* i'm thinking arby'stm
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What did the kangaroo say when her baby was missing? help! my pocket's been picked!
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Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a volkswagon!
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Officer killed in planned parenthood attack was 'man of courage'
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Did you hear about the man with five penises? his pants fit like a glove!
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Cops search for motive in deadly federal building shooting
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The #nevertrump push hits a brick wall in nebraska
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Racist comments... just like grandma used to make
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Why is a fish easy to weigh ? because it has its own scales !
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'weworewhat.com' fashion blogger danielle bernstein on turning down free clothes (video)
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Rnc request to send christmas greetings to the trumps goes awry
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What's the leading cause of obesity in women? wedding rings
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Obamacare sign-up challenge: proving the law is not dead
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Philip treacy kids' hats would be perfect for suri, harper & other celeb kids (photos)
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The first rule of fight club is don't hit hard i'm very sensitive
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Whenever the starbucks guy asks for my name i laugh and whisper i'm seeing someone
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Two-year-old throws tantrum and gets kicked off jetblue flight
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What type of wind is named after santa claus's warm climate cousin? santa ana
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My girlfriend said give me 10 inches and make it hurt! so i stabbed her with a ruler.
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Could brexit be a catastrophe that never happens?
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Clean your pillows to avoid mold, dust mites and bacteria
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Bill maher zings eric and donald trump jr. as he comes out fighting for teachers
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A visual survey of retro computers that predated the macbook
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Relationship lessons: what readers want in a future partner
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Justin bieber skipped the vmas to sing drunk karaoke at a strip mall
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Sorry my diet made me slap the oreo out of your toddler's hand and scream not today satan!
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That barefoot running shoe company lied to us all
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Demi lovato and wilmer valderrama decide to give their hearts a break
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If i were anthony weiner and huma abedin's therapist
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Land of the free, home of the brave
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Meet the doctor behind the most extreme face transplant ever
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Bill o’reilly's 'killing patton' movie gets killed by fox's natgeo
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Q: why are horses poor dancers? a: they have two left feet.
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A guy walks into a bank with a gun i don't know what happens next i was outside.
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I burnt my hawaiian pizza last night. must use aloha setting.
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What does a nosey pepper do? gets jalapeno business!
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Women walk 100 miles to see pope francis, plead for immigration reform
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