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Channeling sade: the '80s soul singer's timeless beauty makes a comeback (photos)
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Woman stabs husband with scissors after he drinks her beer: police
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Ok all you guys need is a name *they look around bank for ideas*
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A man's work is never done. ...something both men and women can agree on!
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What one chicago activist says she expects from her next president
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The true story of public education in america
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Sam panopoulos, creator of pineapple pizza, dies at 83
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Trump had a good week, but it won't last long
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I just spent my entire tax return on guacamole.
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Kerry washington is a vision in pepto pink and seafoam green (photos)
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Why did the train sound effect album get derailed? the tracks were unfinished.
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Went for a 4 mile run this morning. now everything hurts... even my eyelashes.
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Hillary clinton: donald trump's tax returns would reveal he pays no income tax
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Can we stop calling grown white men 'kids'?
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What's the most sensitive part of the body when masturbating? the ears
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What's the main problem with wookie steaks? they're a little chewie. (edit: wookiee***)
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I hate people who... i hate people who use big words just to make themselves look perspicacious.
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The only indie movie i like is raiders of the lost ark
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I was wondering why the night had to be this long... ...then it dawned upon me.
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What did the stamp say to the envelope? stick with me man... we'll go places. peace. hmath out.
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'the newsroom' reviews, 'brave,' justin bieber's 'believe' & more: the week in ouch
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Ny post apologizes for 'heil president trump' alerts on hacked account
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Is israel real? if palestinians eyes are real?
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This joke isn't fast. it's not slow either. i guess it's just half-fast.
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I used to be a necropheliac... ...but then some rotten asshole split on me.
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The person who took my sneakers while i was on the jumpy castle at mcdonald's please grow up.
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Paris attacks suspect sentenced to 20 years in prison for brussels shootout with police
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How do you confuse helen keller? you tell her to read a basketball.
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What fuels electronics but drains a relationship? battery
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What's the difference between a feminist and a chicken? the chicken likes the cock.
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Chrissy teigen shows growing baby bump in adorable instagram
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How to welcome opportunities: why you should learn to take risks instead of avoiding them
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After infertility: saying goodbye to my stash of ‘for future baby' clothes
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Mark zuckerberg posts adorable baby photo with a very realistic caption
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A dog will never borrow money from you, and that's why he's man's best friend.
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What did anna freud let her underwear show? it was a freudian slip
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The most tear-worthy moments from 'this is us' season 1, ranked
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I was searching for bear photos when i made a grizzly discovery
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What's it like to grow up in an old money family?
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Former 'cosby show' star keshia knight pulliam engaged
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What was monica lewinsky's high school yearbook superlative? most likely to suck seed.
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Heimlich again makes name for self by using heimlich to save woman
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Trump's son-in-law jared kushner visits iraq with joint chiefs chairman
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What do you call a greedy marsupial? a kangajew
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Ayesha curry says game 6 of the nba finals was 'absolutely rigged'
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What do you call an irishman who bounces off things? rick o'shea
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This bank pen tastes like it's been in a lot of other people's mouths
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Why can you trust noone in the savannah? cause they be lion.
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What's the difference between santa claus and tiger woods? santa stops after three hos.
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What does your husband do? the secret identity of the expat wife
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There's a cheap and effective way to reduce gun violence. why aren't more states doing it?
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The commonwealth games: for when you can't win an olympic medal.
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6 smart mama tips to save more than your sanity
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Send us photos of your best halloween food costumes (contest)
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All the prince jokes here who the fuck is/was prince.
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Football fans are ready to give ray rice another chance. domestic violence experts are not.
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Lois lane finally gets her own tv series
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This netflix show is going to look way different in its new season
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Anti-kremlin protesters rally across russia on putin's birthday
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There's no law against parrots calling you at work just to chat.
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Progressive groups urge north carolina governor not to break abortion promise
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Three little words you should never say on a first date
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Ferguson commission shines light on racially divided st. louis
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What did the frog say in the massage parlor? rubbit.
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Sorry about my two week twitter hiatus, i was trying to find the end of the plastic wrap.
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Wanna hear a joke about nitric oxide ? no
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Donald trump awkwardly kissed hope hicks goodbye, and it became a hilarious new meme
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The most dramatic dresses at the amfar gala, including elle fanning as a peacock
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Why do the things donald trump says always sound fishy? melania needs to douche.
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Gray outshines verlander, a's win with a walk-off
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The magic of seaside resorts in the off season
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How hillary clinton's tough father helped to shape her
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How to avoid wedding fights with your mom
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How do you get holy water you boil the hell out of it
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Taxi fares to the airport all around the world
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If i was antisocial i wouldn't have just ordered a pizza over the phone.
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Mom finds racial slur, 'trump 17' on burned family home
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Virgin produced launches loyola marymount university student's music career into the air
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I've just been diagnosed as colorblind.. i know, it certainly has come out of the purple.
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What do you do when your girlfriend starts smoking? you slow down and use lube ( )
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Florida state called out over lack of sportsmanship
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How to slice, dice, peel and pit your favorite produce in seconds
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What do you call a stingy douchebag who likes plants? a prick
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Here's what the in-n-out 'monkey style' burger looks like
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Dozens of dying birds rain from the sky over boston
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8 fascinating things we learned about the mind in 2015
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Why do cows have bells around their necks? because their horns don't work.
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What did leonardo davinci call his house? the davinci abode
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Divorce finances: survey suggests wealthy women are better off financially after divorce
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Seeing conan work at a famous soul food joint will tickle your ribs
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Key republican puts dagger in push to end filibusters
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God must be a woman because just like my wife, she's always right
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This children's abc book perfectly skewers jeb bush
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My children disturb me... and i love it
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Glenn beck offers bill o'reilly a job at theblaze
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Teaching our children not to follow romney's example
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Here's one thing congress can do to mess with donald trump
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With all this uranium on reddit, we should remember not to swallow any. you'll get atomic ache
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When u post in /r/shoot.... its a suicide..! (self.shoot) ps- didnt check if it existed xd
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Why are waste facility managers so successful? because they're always on top of their shit!
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