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Donald trump is gonna be the next us president pretty hillaryous, isn't it
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Why don't hipsters live in alaska? everything is cool there already.
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How does good king wenceslas like his pizzas? deep pan, crisp and even.
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Lisa murkowski introduces bill to open arctic wildlife refuge to oil drilling
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You're mama's so dumb... she thought the gay pride parade was in honor of happy lions.
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The most effective way to accomplish your goals is to be happy
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Dering hall: how to make a small living space work
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I blur that line between not a morning person and serial killer.
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The best food delivery service in the world
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Grief is normal and not a mental illness, medical journal editors say
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What does a dalek do in the shower? exfoliate!
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Why being happier helps you manage your time
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How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? none, that's a hardware problem.
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Dustin hoffman's accusers thank john oliver for confronting him on sexual misconduct allegations
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This is how budweiser plans to make history at this year's made in america festival
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Sorry, son, but it's not me, it's you!
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My protractor wanted to know what my plans were for this weekend not sure what his angle is
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Jeh johnson: congress standoff over dhs funding is 'bizarre and absurd'
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What playground equipment do kids hate the most? the slide into poverty.
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Why trump's contempt for the emoluments clause matters
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My hands got into an argument last night one was right and the other left
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Ethics of care: guiding the treatment of dementia in the 21st century
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What's better than breaking the seal on a bottle? breaking the seal on a rock.
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Battle over child care gets personal for democrats
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I like my coffee like i like the slaves free edit: people down voting freed slaves?
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Why didn't the feminist picnic work out? because they all refused to make sandwiches.
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Why are octopuses so dangerous? because they tentacle.
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So i introduced my new girlfriend to my family everyone seemed to like her except for my wife
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What has two legs and is covered in blood? half a dog.
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Confession: i'm having a kissing affair with a friend's husband
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Lost an electron really gotta keep an ion them.
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Alan rickman & rupert grint on 'cbgb,' reuniting post-'potter' and favorite halloween costumes
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Disney imagineer marty sklar pens first book - dream it! do it!
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Justin theroux says jimmy kimmel 'cried a little bit' at his wedding
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Dryer settings: - not the least bit dry - shrunk to barely fit 12 yr old you
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Adoba eco hotel goes sustainable in the black hills
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Why is it good for a mason to live in constant fear? that way he just shits bricks.
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Lebron doubles down, says he 'will not just shut up and dribble'
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My dog jumps so much, i think she might have a disease seems like leaprosy
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There's a spider on my calculator. must be an arachnerd.
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These tv couples are our marriage role models
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Broke up with my girlfriend today on the other hand i met this chick.
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I can always tell what my present is off iggy azelea because she's really bad at wrapping.
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What does a mexican say to piss you off? you are now manuelly breathing.
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What does a train full of grain's whistle sound like? cous, cous!!!
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Ludacris' wife eudoxie is pregnant with their first child
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Ricky martin's twins give their dad helpful notes after his performances
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What's the difference between a reindeer and a snowball? they're both brown except the snowball.
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Two reposters are in a plane crush. who survives? reddit
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The reason why you felt that 'phantom buzz'
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Ever hear the one about the deaf guy? neither did he.
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What do you call an obnoxious potato? a dictator.
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How many people does it take for valve to change a light bulb? two at most.
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John 'hot rod' williams dead after complications with cancer
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The cost of a super bowl stay, as revealed by tripadvisor
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This elf on the shelf brightens kids' days in the hospital
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Rabbi jonathan sacks on what it takes to end violence in god's name
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U.s. states sue to block trump's obamacare subsidies cut
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I used to be a cock sucker, then i took an arrow to knee.
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5 myths about trash the dress photos: part 1
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Celtic priest divines legends in landscape of aran island
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What is the difference between donald and a peace of sh..? nothing....!!!
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I would tell you a good cheesy joke, but i lactase
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Ariel the little mermaid gets plastic surgery in questionable new ad (photo)
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Ioana spangenberg's waist is a mere 20 inches (video)
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I just lost my mood ring... i'm not sure what to feel about this.
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How do mexicans line up? juan by juan
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*hires skywriter* $1 million dollars or i skywrite game of thrones spoilers!
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To be honest, i panic a bit right before i have to pronounce worcestershire sauce
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Dakota johnson cast in '50 shades of grey' as anastasia steele
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Carrie underwood gets real about mom guilt and postpartum 'pooch'
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Where's a lesbian's favorite place to shop? the liquor store
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How many chinese workers does it take to make a smartphone? i dunno. ask the kids.
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Where does jane fonda buy her groceries? traitor joe's.
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I am sick and tired of women jokes!! period!
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Kelly osbourne's bikini cover for cosmopolitan body is... glowing (photo)
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If you have a dollar.. you're a billionthaire.
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Most americans use outdoor spaces for relaxation, according to planet survey (photos)
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These 14 filmmakers are vying for best director in the 2018 oscar race
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Holiday divorce advice: how divorced parents can make the most of the holidays
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Lorde's grammys black fingertips are a terrifying take on nail art (photos, poll)
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Sound the alarm! dude, there's no way that thing will fit.
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My dr sent me a text. i read; what blod type are you? i replied typo.
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Remember when i told you to be yourself? i think we should revisit that.
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The one problem with martin scorsese's new doc
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There are two kinds of people. those who can extrapolate from incomplete information
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The trouble with asking the military to play devil’s advocate
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Boo birds, line-cutters and other jerks you'll meet at cannes
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We got a new whiteboard at the office today... it's remarkable!
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Stop wetting your pants when you cough or sneeze with this one simple tip
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What do you call a censored dmx song? a really good instrumental
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Blake shelton gives first interview post miranda lambert-divorce
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Butane hash oil -- the good, the bad and the ugly
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Tech companies step in to help after paris attacks
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Why did the woman sky-diver wear a jock strap? so she didn't whistle on the way down.
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'snl' super bowl cold open mocks blackout (video)
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I would never let my kids watch the orchestra, too much sax and violins.
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I burnt my hawaiian pizza... i guess i should've put it on aloha temperature.
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Never telling another baby goat joke again. i'm not kidding.
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Why should you never bring a fat person to see a dramatic movie? they will ruin the suspension.
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