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Why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a six offender!!! | true |
Ate a hot dog at the food court today and four gay men gave me a standing ovation. | true |
Ben carson suggests some 'lifestyles' are more valuable than others | false |
The best way to lie is to tell the truth, carefully edited truth. | true |
Yo' mama is so classless she could be a marxist utopia | true |
Of course the gop women who opposed aca repeal are facing a sexist backlash | false |
I want to make my racing snail like turbo snail | true |
That time kevin hart saved lady gaga's life at the golden globes | false |
Marc jacobs' louis vuitton fall 2012 show turned into a train station (photos) | false |
10 things you never want to hear your daughter say | false |
What do you call a stoner when horny? a weed wacker! - now please post weed related jokes | true |
Kin by mania: the bond i feel with other bipolar people is inexplicable | false |
Berlin's nightlife: 48 hours you might not remember (photos) | false |
Here are the new shows that have been picked up for a full season so far | false |
Happy halloween... may all of your skeletons stay in the closet where they belong! | true |
It's called a runway. but you taxi there. in a plane. go home english, you're drunk. | true |
What do you call a broken statue with nice tits? a busted busty bust. | true |
Spanish fireman has twin boys, he names them jose and hose b | true |
Welcome to the plastic surgery addicts association, nice to see a lot of new faces here today. | true |
Everything that's wrong with advertising in one video | false |
Exploring the yucatan in cancun and chichen itza | false |
You know what would be better than trump 2016? kony 2016. | true |
How do you lead a horse to water? with carrots | true |
Spray tan meltdown: where christina aguilera and keira knightley's faux glows went wrong | false |
Taxi driver calls john elway the greatest quarterback, unaware elway is in his car | false |
Daniel st. hubert and why the criminal-justice system needs more mental-health oversight | false |
New 'amazing spider-man 2' teaser soars through times square on new year's eve | false |
What would one call a movie about meth addictions? need for speed. | true |
Drunk me would really appreciate a light switch on the floor. | true |
Kentucky newspaper’s windows shattered amid rising anti-press climate | false |
Thousands of crime victims get worrying notices about perpetrators | false |
Katy perry shows her support for hillary clinton in typical sparkly fashion | false |
I hate waiting in line. i wish this guy would hurry up and pick a suspect. | true |
What do you call a black widow trapped in a bowl of noodles? natasha ramenoff | true |
Girl, you must be saint peter... cuz you've denied me three times already. | true |
From america's west coast to east of the jordan river: caffe strada in amman | false |
Dear trans persons everywhere, i'm sorry for being a bad gay | false |
A man walks into a bar and says ouch | true |
Why did everyone hate the window? he was a pane in the glass! credit: 12 year old me | true |
Prison escapee caught in florida after 56 years on the run | false |
Queer dance party to protest 'religious liberty' executive order at white house | false |
One hump, two humps, no humps - camelids, section 1: animal planet on the looney front, part 17 | false |
So there we were, 2 vs 100. we prepared our attack and started off strong... killed 'em both. | true |
All of your varicose vein questions answered, in one simple chart | false |
Heard about the toilet that quit his job? he was tired of dealing with that shit every day | true |
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long? because then it would be a foot.. | true |
Are you fluent in the language of love? | false |
Q: why do blondes drive bmws? a1: because they can spell it. a2: because they can spell bwm. | true |
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? the p is silent | true |
Remember girls, you can't say happiness... without saying penis | true |
Beyonce's makeup artist says the star buys fur lashes 'by the ton' | false |
Did you hear about the new divorcee barbie? she comes with all of ken's stuff. | true |
Food hubs could be revolutionary -- but they're not as simple as they seem | false |
Candle soot may be the key to a better battery for electric cars | false |
Something besides trump’s hands that is way too small | false |
Nephews joke... what do you call a witch that goes to the beach? sandwich(sandwitch) -my nephew | true |
Hula painted frog, newly rediscovered species in israel, reclassified into 'extinct' genus | false |
Rose byrne will return as moira mactaggert for 'x-men: apocalypse' | false |
Father's day index 2013: dad's housework is worth less than mom's, according to insure.com | false |
Things that shock the 'fun mom dinner' cast: vajazzling, scaramucci's firing, bono's glasses | false |
Nobody lives forever, but especially not that homeless person i just ran over. | true |
Thursday's morning email: gop presses forward with tax plan despite election shellacking | false |
By iphone 30, you'll have a choice. whether to buy an iphone or an island in the caribbean. | true |
Watch conan o'brien lose his mind after downing espresso in italy | false |
An 11-year-old student of mine just told me this. what do you call a singing computer? adele. | true |
Dung beetles' favorite feces comes from omnivores, research shows | false |
I was gonna make a gay joke but thats intolerant. | true |
Weeklings!: how to survive a straight christmas party (video) | false |
What's the difference between 9/11 and your birth? one was planned. | true |
Healthy living comics: today, your introduction to surgery and your first close shave | false |
My daughter said she needs a bag of skittles for a class project. starting to get suspicious. | true |
It’s 2016, and even the dictionary is full of sexist disses | false |
An irish man left the bar...... no, really, it happened...... | true |
Michelle obama pledges $100 million for girls' education in morocco | false |
Irs has $1 billion for those who did not file tax returns in 2008 | false |
Fcc faces scrutiny for refusing to turn over evidence on net neutrality comments | false |
Careful, this is an alphabet bomb! if it goes off, it could spell disaster! | true |
Espn turns 8 athletes into marvel superheroes in new series | false |
The 10 most beautiful botanical gardens across the united states (photos) | false |
Vintage postcard completely oversells mobile homes as living 'like a millionaire' (photo) | false |
The company you work for is destroying your morale and what you can do about it | false |
Melania trump pulls off perfect state dinner with kfc in 'jimmy kimmel' bit | false |
What joe biden gave up to run with obama | false |
The wildest beauty looks from paris fashion week fall 2014 | false |
What does a 500 pound parakeet say? tweet!!! * (http://i.imgur.com/jr1vta0.jpg) | true |
Hillary clinton and donald trump are in a plane crash. who survives? not the joke. | true |
What's another name for the child sex offender registry? the pedo file. | true |
Why don't gay necrophiles like to talk about their pasts? too many skeletons in their closets. | true |
Why did turkey disappear? because austria was hungary. | true |
Easy way to wake up in the morning involves a cookie tin lid | false |
Autocorrect is like my girlfriend. it always changes what i said to something i didn't mean. | true |
'fear the walking dead' star says season 2 is like a 'war zone' | false |
Any party is an ugly sweater party if you're ugly and you sweat a lot | true |
Clowns assaulted haunted house visitors with sex toys: lawsuit | false |
Gwist recap: the best video clips from the gay youtube channel, march 18 - march 24 | false |
What did julius caesar ask when finding a color to paint the senate? ecru, brute? | true |
It's dangerous to chase the moon: 9 things every cyclist should know | false |
Have you heard that hilarious joke about hellen keller? neither has she. | true |
Big cities, small stays: intimate boutiques in bustling metropolises (photos) | false |
What cops need to know to better understand transgender people | false |
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