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Q: what is 61 to a blonde? a: she wants 8 (ate) more. | true |
Why does waldo wear stripes? because he doesn't want to be spotted | true |
'anna rexia' costume resurfaces after being pulled from online retailers | false |
Kelly wearstler's desk is pink, gold and fabulous (photo) | false |
How do you find will smith when he's lost in the snow? you look for the fresh prints. | true |
Watch gwen ifill call out fellow journalists for not standing up to racism | false |
16 times amy poehler hilariously summed up parenting | false |
Jimmy kimmel hilariously mocks hollywood's diversity problem in emmys opener | false |
Oh my god, hotels. relax. my stay was fine. | true |
Medical fact-checking the republican party platform: truth or truthiness? | false |
What was philip seymour hoffman's favorite album this year? pure heroine by lorde. | true |
One of pope francis's top u.s. allies to become vatican delegate | false |
When i hear the national anthem, i will kneel and bow my head | false |
9 ways families can waste less food and stash more cash in 2014 | false |
So anyway, one of my favorite pastimes is not drowning. | true |
See the latest empowering breastfeeding photo that's causing controversy on facebook | false |
New documents reveal michael flynn had deeper financial ties to russia | false |
Tom price's views could feed the anti-vaccine sentiment brewing in texas | false |
Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation; the other eight are unimportant. | true |
Why are postal carriers the most masculine profession? because they're male men | true |
Sorry for illegally downloading your music, guy who mostly makes songs about doing crime. | true |
Why are there more female than male archeologists? they always want to find a new bone. | true |
Prince harry & prince william polo match includes a cute baby (photos) | false |
Some of us are quiet because we're worried our thoughts might come out. | true |
George lucas had other plans for luke skywalker, mark hamill says | false |
I think ugly people have children just to prove to everyone they had sex. | true |
Priscilla presley's style: the fashion lessons we can learn from the icon (photos) | false |
Why did they bury the fireman beneath the hill? because he was dead | true |
Shakespeare: what's this? me: that's a meme shakespeare: what the hell is wrong with you people | true |
What's chris brown's favourite game? mortal kombat ex | true |
Community teams up to save cat found hanging from garage door | false |
Monstrous harvey weinstein effigy to be burned in england | false |
What do you call a pair of twins who live together? womb-mates | true |
Humility is one of those things you can't really brag about having. | true |
Movie trailer perfectly captures the horrors of flying coach | false |
What is the difference between a woman and a terrorist? with a terrorist you can negotiate | true |
I woke up one day and your name just didn't make me smile anymore. | true |
How does a skeleton call her friends? on a telebone. | true |
What is the worst place to have the you break it, you buy it rule? the pet store | true |
My gran'dad made moonshine and died at the ripe old age of 38... ellen degeneris | true |
12 juicy berry recipes that taste like summer | false |
Daphne guinness performs jefferson airplane at arlene's grocery with element 4 (video) | false |
Why would gabe newell be a better world leader than hitler? there'd be no world war 3. | true |
Parents really don't want their kids looking up to donald trump | false |
If brands want trust, they can't have slaves | false |
Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes? because it's a fast food! | true |
Poodle cat: new breed of feline is adorably fluffy (video) | false |
Abandoned wizard of oz amusement park reopens once a year for 'autumn at oz' (photos) | false |
Has gaudí’s sagrada familia grown out of touch? | false |
Why do egyptian warships have glass floors? so they can see their air force | true |
'mapplethorpe' documentary directors reflect on the artist and their film | false |
Hairy eyeball caused by rare tumor; teen has surgery to remove it (photo) | false |
Spiders have it about right. if he doesn't bring her a snack when he courts her it's curtains.. | true |
Breaking news: cheese factory explosion de brie everywhere. | true |
What's green and smells like bacon? kermit the frog's dick... | true |
Thursday's morning email: where the new house health repeal bill stands | false |
Merle butler, illinois mega millions winner, claims jackpot share | false |
If we were compressed down to a single dimension ... what would be the point of it all? | true |
R. kelly accused of 'knowingly and intentionally' infecting woman with std | false |
What kind of tie does a pig wear ? pig's tie ! | true |
Chicken superbugs may be responsible for drug-resistant bladder infections in 8 million women | false |
I've never been a great salesman i'll tell you that for free | true |
Why did the kid drop his ice cream? because the bus hit him. | true |
Rio summer games go down as the queerest olympics ever | false |
My resolution this year was to learn spanish, and that only lasted about dos weekos. | true |
How trump's education department could actually help some muslim schools | false |
Michael brown's family: what else do they need to arrest killer of our son? | false |
What black and latina women want you to know about hillary clinton | false |
Dear fcc: net neutrality is part of a social contract | false |
I needed the loo, and only a wishing well was in sight. well. shit. | true |
What do you call two detectives tracking down a ghost? pair-a-normal investigators. | true |
Nypd union has attacked every mayor in recent history | false |
Facebook tightens rules on who can cash in on ads | false |
100-foot-long joint is a big hit at massachusetts pot fest | false |
Whats the perfect place to hide a body on the internet? the second page of a youtube search. | true |
I was always really bad with numbers but i think my 34 inch dick makes up for it. | true |
Did you hear about the italian chef that died? he pasta way | true |
How to spot youtube videos and shows that are disturbing for children | false |
Dad with 350,000 airline miles helps families who can’t afford holiday travel | false |
What's the cheapest type of meat? deer balls, because they're under a buck. | true |
Everything i know about sex i learned from tetris: rotate it and hope it fits in another slot | true |
Justice department sues to block at&t's merger with time warner | false |
Has anyone heard the joke about the baby with aids? it never gets old. | true |
I really hate picketing but i don't know how to show it! rip mitch | true |
Lizard soup and 7 other cold remedies from around the world | false |
If my girlfriend and i were stoners, i would propose by asking ... ...marriage, you wanna? | true |
Notre dame football players arrested on gun, marijuana, battery charges | false |
What is a lesbians favorite day of the week? tuesday | true |
I'd rather get killed by the blair witch on the first night than have to camp another night. | true |
Your 'chemistry' with your girlfriend is great if you remember her 'periodic table'. | true |
...it's like what the mussel said to the clam... i wouldn't wish that on an anemone! | true |
What do you call a baseball player who watches porn? a master batter | true |
Why do lawyers have so much anal sex? because they are fucking assholes. | true |
Day 28: 31 days of daily inspiration from brilliant women | false |
What's the difference between your work and your wife ? in 5 years, your work will still suck | true |
*alcohol kills germs. *vodka is alcohol. *flu is germs. *vodka kills the flu. *you're welcome! | true |
We broke up, but she said we could still be cousins. merica. | true |
Excuses are like asses: everyone has them and they all stink. | true |
5 reasons why getting a divorce is the best new year's resolution you can make in 2014 | false |
The wife shares my sense of humour. she hasn't fcuking got one of her own. | true |
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