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Q: how do you get a cellist to play fortissimo? a: write 'pp espressivo'. | true |
Top five huffpost science stories this week, march 3-8 | false |
There's just something funny about this photo of deandre jordan and a tiny gymnast | false |
National ice cream day: how to choose healthier ice cream (video) | false |
Republicans just cannot let the clinton emails go | false |
Politico admits ‘mistake’ in sending dnc an article in advance | false |
... and on the eighth day, satan created teenagers. | true |
Why can't a soldier look wistfully across the horizon? because there are no gaze in the military | true |
The week's best style moments: kerry washington, zoe kravitz and aisha tyler (photos) | false |
How sixty million refugees can prove who they are | false |
Woman's last words before alleged killing: 'whoa, you scared me' | false |
#explainafilmplotbadly a raccoon and a tree commit multiple felonies | true |
Baby are you an iphone encryption? because i want to go through your backdoor | true |
Donald trump will be president in just over a month and the constitution is already under attack | false |
Study: do supermarkets promote what's good for you? | false |
Bringing down the barriers for a better education in arizona | false |
5 things brittany maynard's example teaches us about death and dying | false |
Hedge fund to launch proxy fight to remove yahoo's entire board: report | false |
Even in philadelphia, plenty of people are voting for trump | false |
People who say watching golf on tv is boring have obviously never listened to golf on the radio | true |
Michigan lawmakers to introduce 21 bills targeting kids in adult corrections | false |
Greek mythology in 3 words zeus got horny | true |
With senate within reach, gop tries to become the party of 'yes' | false |
Photographer's marriage proposal utilizes camera in unusual way (photos) | false |
What did the homeless man say to barack obama? can i have some 'change'? | true |
I wrote lunchbox notes to my daughter for a year. here's what i learned. | false |
Deja moo when you are sure you have heard this bullshit before. | true |
Why didn't the buzzard have any luggage on the airplane? because he ate his carrion. | true |
Super bowl xlvi: greening efforts to reduce environmental impact | false |
Meryl streep is doing a 'mamma mia' sequel so we can dance, we can jive | false |
Tifu by serving a hasidic man a footlong italian bmt. oops, wrong sub. | true |
Aly raisman just accepted a date with an oakland raider | false |
I just won an innuendo competition. i had to beat off some stiff competition though. | true |
Did you watch the movie constipation? it never came out. | true |
What do elephants do in the evenings ? watch elevision ! | true |
Emma stone still feels some type of way about andrew garfield over one year after split | false |
I'm so good at making puns they call me the punisher. | true |
Down syndrome: a year of grief and joy | false |
Here's what the first 100 days of a gop presidency could look like | false |
Yoga-finding apps search for upcoming yoga classes wherever you are | false |
Madeleine albright congratulates jen welter on becoming first female nfl coach | false |
Ohio player wins $200 million in mega millions lottery | false |
Hillary clinton, bernie sanders react to joe biden's 2016 announcement | false |
What is the sexiest pair of lingerie? your mother's thigh highs and a freudian slip. | true |
What did the athletic trainer say to the body builder who was allergic to protein powder? no whey. | true |
The control for the air conditioner was so far away it was not even remotely close | true |
What the black guy get on his sat's? bbq sauce | true |
One of sao paulo's biggest reservoirs is nearly dry | false |
The 5 types of moms at the children's museum | false |
Airstrike reportedly hits third syrian hospital in 24 hours | false |
Please describe your moustache: strange visa questions revealed | false |
Being a virgin is sort of like owning a used prius. you've never had sex. | true |
The six states of matter solid liquid gas plasma bose-einstein condensate black lives | true |
Mike wazowski opens up a tattoo shop called monsters ink | true |
What do you call a chicken surrounded by men? a buk-buk-bukkake! | true |
What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord. my ass! | true |
Why couldn't the children see their father after his sex change? because he was trans-parent | true |
I hate people who buy gym memberships just to walk on a treadmill. walking is free. | true |
After k-9's death, internet raises money to get police dogs new bulletproof vests | false |
Why did princess diana cross the road? no seatbelt. | true |
How did the hipster burn his tongue? he drank his coffee *before* it was cool. :-) | true |
Why did simba have trouble returning to pride rock? he ran into trafiki. | true |
What's the definition of macho? jogging home from your vasectomy. | true |
Review: oz, the great and powerful -- yes! | false |
What programming language was used to create piratebay? r. | true |
An idiot abroad as well: my travel diaries | false |
Dem senator doesn't like florida's direction under rick scott | false |
Chris stapleton had no idea who adele was when she covered his song | false |
House oversight committee investigating michael flynn's russia speaking gig | false |
Obama administration backs off pacific trade deal vote effort | false |
What the stylelist staff bought this weekend: march 31st-april 1st (photos) | false |
Calling all foodies: vote now for america's favorite food truck, donut and more! | false |
Doing the lido shuffle out of venice (photos) | false |
What's 12 long, rock hard in the morning, and makes a woman cry? a dead baby. | true |
A progressive third party just picked up its third ever seat in a state legislature | false |
Jeb bush says 'my bad' after flubbing answer about tamir rice | false |
How do you make a fire with two sticks? you make sure one is a match ! | true |
A baby seal walked into a club ba dum tss | true |
What's the difference between your dad and this joke? this joke will be back someday | true |
A budget is a moral document. the one trump produced is dark. | false |
Fall foliage: the top five places on the east coast | false |
I bet slash has a lot of trouble trying to tell people how to get to his website | true |
Man: what can i do you for? woman: a bottle of wine and cab fare | true |
Mothers who breastfeed might have lower multiple sclerosis risk | false |
Trump nominates john kelly's deputy as new homeland security secretary | false |
How to have an unforgettable date? 1. have a date. 2. try not to forget it. | true |
What's the definition of irony? an incongruity between expectation and result. | true |
What sits in the middle of the world wide web ? a very very big spider ! | true |
On the toilet for 20 minutes. wish you were here. | true |
Don't expect the warriors' rocky stretch to define their year | false |
Here's a toad wearing a top hat, because what else do you have going on? | false |
Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions? i do. | true |
My grade for geography will be out of this world. | true |
How do you keep a moron in suspense for 24 hours? i'll post the answer tomorrow. | true |
Alec baldwin's donald trump wreaks world havoc with a skeletal steve bannon on 'snl' | false |
Kristen stewart balenciaga show appearance ups paris fashion week's celeb factor (photos) | false |
I hate political jokes and it disgusts me that two are running for president. | true |
What did one lesbian vampire say to another? see you next month. | true |
Paul pierce accidentally proves la is still a lakers town | false |
My cooking is so great.... ...that firefighters like to come and watch. | true |
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