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Do me a solid just sounds like you're asking someone to poop for you and that's kinda gross. | true |
Venezuela security agents seize opposition leaders in overnight raids, families say | false |
North carolina republicans would give themselves a huge advantage with new electoral maps | false |
Fitness chain bans cable news for not being part of a healthy lifestyle | false |
'the birth of a nation' is the toast of sundance | false |
Thought experiment: what if everything was your fault? | false |
Hey girl, are you a fire alarm? 'cause you get triggered from the smallest of things | true |
What do you call the irish guy who always brings flan to the potluck? shaun o'flanagan | true |
Minnesota under fire for banning coverage of gender confirmation surgery | false |
Afghan and american: a father and son bridge a cultural divide | false |
Did you hear about the jewish couple that met during the holocaust? they were star-crossed lovers. | true |
George clooney talks about his love for amal, and it’s devastatingly romantic | false |
Michelle obama olympics look: flotus represents in a mixed-print outfit (photos) | false |
What do you call the skin around a vagina a woman | true |
Malia, sasha and flotus look stunning at president's swearing-in ceremony (photos) | false |
'pandora's lunchbox': new book reveals how processed food took over the american meal | false |
How did the art student make a million dollar work of art? he started with 2 million. | true |
Mini pop-tarts are easier to make than you'd think | false |
A small tattoo i'd hate to be a midget into tattoos...only get half the canvas space | true |
The top 7 reasons black parents are magical | false |
Me: a wise man once said... wife: stop quoting yourself! | true |
What do you call the slums in paris? the baghetto | true |
No retrial for white cop who killed unarmed black man jonathan ferrell | false |
Why is manna from heaven like horse hay? both are food from aloft! | true |
About a 50/50 chance a computer will be doing your job in 20 years | false |
What's the difference between lobsters and crabs? i don't *have* lobsters! | true |
According to my neighbor's journal, i have boundary issues. | true |
Hey girl, are you a gorilla enclosure.. because i wanna drop a baby in you | true |
'oitnb' star laura gómez advocates for lgbt rights in latin america | false |
Students offer touching take on christmas classic during tornado warning | false |
Where do you see yourself in 5 years? probably photos, reflective surfaces, things of that nature. | true |
A patella throws a party because he's fun-knee | true |
How do we know paul walker had dandruff? we found his heads & shoulders in the glove box. | true |
Why is poop tapered? so your butt hole doesn't slam shut! | true |
What's the difference between tequila, and all of my relationships? tequila never goes bad | true |
Stella the dog discovers the joys of fall in a pile of leaves | false |
This is what it's like to be the only black kid in class | false |
It's not the fall that kills you; it's the sudden stop at the end. | true |
Cherish your high school friendships, those people will be strangers for the rest of your life. | true |
Did you hear about the irish paper boy? he blew away. | true |
A parent's full focus is a form of love | false |
Did you hear about the new chinese rap duo? 2 changz | true |
What is the hardest thing to do after starting a family? ending them. | true |
What do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot | true |
How can i convince my buddhist friend that he owes me money from 3 lifetimes ago? | true |
All the jokes about iphone 6s are just slightly improved jokes about iphone 6. | true |
The newfronts are essential but schedule is a challenge, medialink's michael kassan (video) | false |
You can thank a guy named bob butt for the long island iced tea | false |
What did jay say when adnan opened the trunk? hae girl hae | true |
Who takes the best selfies in la? i need someone good to do mine. | true |
Why are led's a good investment? because they always diode. | true |
What does the neckbeard say when asked what he did last weekend? m'laundry. | true |
Vanuatu develops drought-resistant crops in response to climate change | false |
'indivisible' at london film fest: italian cinema is alive and well | false |
Summing up things about this year 2015: i am officially the worst year ever! 2016: hold my beer. | true |
I know who tweeted that! -me when reading ecards on facebook | true |
The 21st century: deleting history is often more important than making it. | true |
I always cry before getting intimate with a girl does someone have tips against pepperspray? | true |
The top 5 people donald trump might pick as his vice president | false |
Me: sorry i can't go to the farmer's market with you. allergies. friend: pollen? me: hipsters. | true |
Spray tan risks: dihydroxyacetone chemical could damage dna, abc news finds | false |
How does stevie wonder check facebook? with his eyephone | true |
A buddhist monk goes to a hot dog stall... and says make me one with everything. | true |
Yes, ashanti is still here and ready for you to ‘say less’ | false |
Why are there no fertility clinics in arkansas? sooner or later they find a potent cousin. | true |
Infographic: where's the party for new year's eve? | false |
What do you call a turtle with an erection? a slow poke! | true |
To curb rising health insurance costs, some states try 'reinsurance pools' | false |
What happens when you want to work with a personal trainer, but you're too intimidated to ask? | false |
The worst thing about being british with crohns... ...is all the the bloody shits you take. | true |
Life is like a penis its very short but when it gets hard it seems very long | true |
Massive protests in poland as government takes aim at courts | false |
Will global warming influence women's risk for pregnancy diabetes? | false |
How did the farmer find the sheep in the tall grass? very satisfying. | true |
Hillary clinton assails donald trump's business record from atlantic city's boardwalk | false |
You show me a piano falling down,a mine shaft, and i'll show you a flat miner. | true |
What's the worst part about watching porn? ... the climax is always the same. | true |
I will not sleep until i find a cure for my insomnia. | true |
Supplements could have negative effect on endurance training | false |
Beer-tapping physics: a scientific explanation behind fun bar trick (video) | false |
Knock knock who's there ! crewcut ! crewcut who? crewcut and i'm the only one left ! | true |
Chipotle ordered to rehire fired worker who joined fight for $15 | false |
Tracy morgan says he was a 'crack dealer with a heart of gold' | false |
Tiger woods nike 'apologies' commercial showcases covert driver (video) | false |
Get a womb! - me when i see two newborns making out. | true |
Why did the apple pie get fired from his job? because he showed up baked. | true |
The new psychiatry: forget everything you think you know about mental health | false |
Hillary clinton aiming for rout in south carolina | false |
University of akron president resigns after financial controversies | false |
Mlb sports agent accused of filming his clients in the shower | false |
Why are there trees in harlem? public transport | true |
Laughter is the best medicine -doctor who failed med school | true |
What does a junkie use for protection during sex? a bus shelter | true |
What happens when a sweatshop gets busted? the entire outfit is compromised. | true |
Common sense is a flower that doesn't grow in everyone's garden. | true |
Confucius say breasts without nipples would be pointless. | true |
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs? to avoid being mistaken for feminists. | true |
Avoiding china's wrath, philippines defers upgrades to south china sea | false |
Hear the one about the deaf man who went fishing? neither did he. | true |
Why did the vegetables hop into the boiling pot of water? they were part of a stewicide pact. | true |
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