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Here is the 8th person who was at donald trump jr.'s meeting with russians | false |
I've got washboard abs. but unfortunately there is a load of laundry sitting on the washboard. | true |
Supreme court to weigh divisive social issues in new session | false |
Why did the chicken cross op's mother? . | true |
Paul ryan declines to say if he'll run for another term in congress | false |
Why do hurricanes have girl names? first they are all wild and wet, then they take your house. | true |
What is the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer? the taste. | true |
Y combinator: how the top start-up creator works | false |
How do mexicans cut their pizza? with little caesars! | true |
Q: what did the cook say to the dough? a: i need you! | true |
Do you like oranges? well i am bad at colloquialisms! how you like them oranges?!?! | true |
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs that can breathe underwater? gil. | true |
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist ? to improve his bite ! | true |
Here's the only proof you need that renting in nyc is absurd | false |
Island nations lead where all must follow in a looming climate crisis | false |
Claire mccaskill's daughters are pleasant surprise at 2012 election (photos) | false |
Jesus loves you is always great to hear unless you're in a mexican prison. | true |
Stephen colbert is sick of donald trump stealing his act | false |
How do you catch a unique rabbit? unique up on him.. heh | true |
Who is this rorschach guy..... and why does he paint all these pictures of my parents fighting. | true |
In germany, we know of a joke the french military. | true |
Is the western wall a kind of idolatry? | false |
Andrew lincoln and his cue cards are back in 'love actually' reunion teaser | false |
Thursday's morning email: momentum grows in congress for 'bump stock' ban | false |
What do you call a t-rex that's been weightlifting all day? dino-sore | true |
I was going to tell you a joke about women's rights... ...but it would have been too funny | true |
Census funding cuts might cost rural america billions | false |
Why don't monkeys gamble in the jungle? there are too many cheetahs. | true |
Why can't mites race in nascar? because mites make rights, not lefts. | true |
Why did the cat get arrested for playing a violin? because it was a kitty fiddler. | true |
Why do they call them rapeseeds? it's not like the flowers ever consented. | true |
To all the ananda's out there.. what's better than eating a mandarin? eating amanda out. | true |
The drunker i get, the more dance moves i know. | true |
What do you call an asexual who tries to be hetero? an ace in the hole. | true |
One day i shall solve my problems with maturity. today, however, it will be alcohol. | true |
Man jailed in suspected hate crime after mosque worshiper is stabbed in california | false |
Here is about 2 minutes of flies getting capped with a plastic gun that shoots salt | false |
Senate democrats would like to remind you that donald trump still hasn't released his tax returns | false |
It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs. they always take things literally. | true |
Laser joke a blue laser hertz twice as much as a red laser. | true |
Saudi attack on yemen aims to prevent thaw between iran and the west | false |
What do u call 1,000 black people on a plane back to africa? a good start. | true |
A brief history of venus williams' braided hairstyles | false |
Why did aristotle hate french fries? they were fried in ancient grease! | true |
Brad pitt is a rock star general in absurdist 'war machine' trailer | false |
Tom jones honors elvis presley in the first video and single from his new cd, long lost suitcase | false |
Press-on nails: the '80s beauty trend makes a comeback (poll, photos) | false |
Girls expelled for getting pregnant during ebola crisis back in school | false |
Mitch mcconnell says elections are 'not an excuse' for senators to skip work | false |
June squibb's oscar nomination means she no longer has to audition for parts | false |
What does a spanish speaking ghost say when they like you? mi ghosta!! | true |
Pet custody: divorced couples fighting over fido (video) | false |
Can you pass the science quiz that too many americans failed? | false |
Obama's endorsement of debbie wasserman schultz brings in serious money... for her challenger | false |
After years of birther conspiracies, trump aide claims gop never questioned obama's legitimacy | false |
Little girl's drawing of mom is probably completely accurate (photo) | false |
Conan celebrates his film debut like only conan would | false |
Pirates didn't want the fountain of youth, they wanted a cure to scurvy a vitamin sea | true |
Tiger woods live updates: round 3 at pga championship | false |
The duchess of cambridge can't get enough of these classic white sneakers | false |
Fun fact about germany... fooled ya... there's nothing funny about germany | true |
Do not dismiss my grief just because drugs killed my loved one | false |
What do pirates and strip clubs have in common? neither can get enough booty | true |
Parents are like future electric cars they can go for years without recharging | true |
The best food processors, according to amazon reviewers | false |
Bill maher slams undecided swing state voters and the media for celebrating them (video) | false |
I have glasses but cannot see. i have feet but cannot walk. what am i? a riddle. | true |
First nighter: pushkin's eugene onegin, poe's the raven take flight | false |
Maybe i should get married. its not like i have sex anyway. | true |
Cumin recipes to spice up your life (photos) | false |
Tv wives: 14 most memorable wives on television | false |
How many dead babies can fit inside a bio-dumpster? 16. | true |
Is trump trying to goad kim jong-un into war? | false |
The last word on the ban bossy campaign | false |
Too little sleep increases heart disease risk in obese adolescents (study) | false |
Why did the suicide bomber explode on the train? to get to the other side. | true |
I once met a man from nantucket... ...he didn't understand limericks, either. | true |
How many vegans does it take to eat a bacon cheeseburger? one if nobody's looking. | true |
What do you call houses who have good behavior? manors. | true |
Anthony 'treach' criss of naughty by nature arrested in new jersey: report | false |
Hilary duff says aaron carter makes her 'uncomfortable' | false |
Toby keith won't apologize for performing at donald trump's inauguration celebration | false |
I tried to eat soup with a fork. it was a strain. | true |
Youtube star logan paul sparks outrage with disturbing 'dead body' video | false |
My friend oscar met leonardo dicaprio and told him a joke. he didn't get it. | true |
My wife had the best mother's day i didn't ask her for sex, not even once. | true |
Why don't the dutch have a space program? their spaceships netherland. | true |
Did you hear about the woman with 12 breasts? sounds crazy, dozen tit? | true |
I hate being friends with the repo-guy he only comes around when he wants something. | true |
Alex garant's 'queen of double eyes' will break your brain | false |
My friend told me to stop singing wonderwall i said maaaybe | true |
Black ice is just like regular ice except it dies first in movies. | true |
An alligator decided to have unprotected sex... now he has gatorades. | true |
Everything's made in china except babies... ...those are made in vachina. | true |
Keeping all the balls in the air, or 'calgon, take me away!' | false |
What to do when your teen hates you | false |
Yes, men are still harassing people on the street. no, it's still not okay. | false |
In living color: plant dyeing with sasha duerr | false |
My fantasy is having two men at once. one cooking. one cleaning. | true |
There was a murder at the mime convention everyone was left speechless | true |
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