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A blind man walks in to a fish shop and says hello there lady s | true |
One great thing you can do for your business career in 2015 | false |
What goes; green-red-green-red-green-red-green-red? a frog in my blender | true |
What do you call a russian with tourettes syndrome? yukanol fukov | true |
What gets louder as its gets smaller? a baby in a trash compactor. | true |
What did jay sherman say about your breath? it stinks! | true |
That awkward moment you run into someone in public that you know, and there is nowhere to hide. | true |
Does anyone need a vacuum cleaner? i have one here, it's just collecting dust. | true |
Justin bieber wore a nirvana shirt and people got really pissed off | false |
Texas gop lawmaker hangs 'former fetus' sign outside his office in state capitol | false |
Philip seymour hoffman's story and obamacare coverage of drug addiction | false |
Where do you find a dog with no arms or legs? right where ya left him. | true |
Throw an easy outdoor cocktail party (without stressing out) | false |
How is cat food sold ? usually purr can ! | true |
Why did the lion lose at poker? he was playing with a cheetah. | true |
What does the husband say to his wife whose nose is bleeding? nothing, he already said it twice. | true |
11 makeup counter dilemmas that drive us bananas (gifs) | false |
Judge requires drunk drivers to download uber or lyft | false |
This house is not going to clean itself. apparently, i'm not either. | true |
Living in the shadow of a gun crime: 14 years later | false |
Metlife peanuts super bowl commercial reminds us why we love charlie brown (video) | false |
Hundreds of icebergs have clogged shipping routes in the north atlantic | false |
11 valuable lessons to help women of color thrive in the workplace | false |
What hillary clinton has learned from the kids she's met through the years | false |
Two wrongs don't make a right... but three rights make a left | true |
Kanye west calls slavery a ‘choice,’ gets schooled on history | false |
How gays decide who will be on the top? with a swordfight. | true |
The real heroes are the people who live within driving distance of their in-laws. | true |
Most smokers have tried to quit smoking before, survey shows | false |
What's the difference between jesus and other carpenters? jesus may actually return some day. | true |
Rihanna throws support behind hillary clinton with perfect throwback tee | false |
20 ways not to talk to your teenage daughter - then how to fix things | false |
Watch: netflix is riding high but it's still early days | false |
How do you kill a circus? you stab it in the juggler. | true |
What's the last thing that goes through a bugs mind when it hits your windshield? it's ass. | true |
What do you give a sick snake ? asp-rin ! | true |
Huffpost rise: what you need to know on may 25 | false |
South and north korea gymnasts' selfie scores a 10 for diplomacy | false |
6 legit ways to make money from home that you've never heard of | false |
Why did god invent patchouli? so blind people can hate hippies too. | true |
Why did the nsa worker have to stay in russia? he was snowed in(snowden) ;) | true |
Drone base closure doesn't end u.s. drone wars in africa | false |
Either narnia has really gone downhill or i'm just sitting in some guy's closet. | true |
What do you call a lazy immigrant ? a united states citizen | true |
Police in death penalty states must be required to record interrogations | false |
Swap your white pasta for one of these 6 healthier varieties | false |
What do you call a battered irish man? mashed potatoes. | true |
I taught my son never to quit ... ... now he always uses force quit. | true |
I was so close to a threesome last night... i was only missing 2 people | true |
Boston celtics: will rajon rondo's injury end the team's playoff hopes? | false |
Conde nast traveler explores 25 years of travel, 1987-2012 (infographic) | false |
The most beautiful instagram pics from the northeast snowstorm (photos) | false |
Obama grants 330 drug prisoners early freedom on final day of presidency | false |
Tater tot recipes that make potatoes proud (photos) | false |
Hot pocket alternatives: 8 recipes for flaky, filled treats | false |
Cal's ryan mason throws the most precise pitch you'll ever see | false |
What is a crocodile's favorite food? post to /r/askscience asshole | true |
Did you hear about the new jewish sports car? it stops on a dime then picks it up. | true |
Job applications to dallas police surge following shooting | false |
Hunt underway for 10-foot snake seen feeding near maine playground | false |
Heart benefits of losing weight may depend on whether the pounds stay off | false |
What do you call a fish that operates on brains? a brain sturgeon. | true |
Steve wynn accused of rape in new police filings: report | false |
How many potheads does it take to change a lightbulb? it was too bright in here anyway. | true |
Vanilla ice is selling more records lately guess his fans are seminemtal | true |
Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door? he wanted to win the no-bell prize! | true |
The simple way to make the most beautiful pie crust | false |
What the democrats need is a defensive president | false |
Castles are great but i wish you could rent other forms of bouncy architecture | true |
Tribes come together for fight to bring back protections for bears ears national monument | false |
Shot fired through indiana synagogue was meant to 'instill fear,' rabbi says | false |
It is known... ..by everyone except jon snow. he knows nothing. | true |
Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp. | true |
Yup, we can't believe these were taken free of charge either | false |
Belgium reports first case of doctor-assisted death for a minor | false |
I think my cat is a communist. he keeps saying mao | true |
How do you know if you are at a gay picnic? the hot dogs taste like shit. | true |
Know any swedish jokes? i've heard they don't finnish very well | true |
What did earth say to the other planets? wow, you guys have no life. | true |
Why did the girl take a ruler to bed? she wanted to see how long she slept. | true |
I love linguistics its the only class where i can talk about vowel movements. | true |
Five secrets of successful people:1. don't 2. tell 3. anyone 4. your 5. secrets | true |
What do you call an alligator in a vest? an in-vest-igator ( ) | true |
Did you hear about the stormtrooper who became a kamikaze pilot? he survived 99 missions. | true |
More berkeley professors shown to have violated sexual misconduct policy | false |
This 'giraffe' will woo you with some marvin gaye | false |
Our girl in havana: the artists of camagüey | false |
How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs? none, he just fell | true |
What's a pedophile's favorite musical score? the magic flute in a minor | true |
Syria ceasefire, backed by russia and turkey, holds after initial clashes | false |
China warns donald trump against pulling u.s. out of paris climate pact | false |
Why was hitler confused when he arrived in hell? he did nazi the aryan his ways. | true |
Your home in 2030 will be smarter than you (photos) | false |
Which film star is always jumping around the forest? john treevaulter. | true |
5 things you should buy at estate sales (and 3 to skip) | false |
Let's have a heart-to-heart: tips for preventing heart disease | false |
Do the best work of your life or get your $#*! together | false |
Mountain biker suffers severe burns after fall sparks iphone explosion | false |
The list of american food tourists are most excited to try will surprise you | false |
Britney spears totally forgets that time she met taylor swift | false |
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