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What is every amish woman's dream? two mennonite. | true |
Milk carton projects: diy tips for creative ways to reuse old jugs | false |
Rap genius: 'we're sorry for being such morons' | false |
I was going to tell a straight joke... vagina fuck it | true |
Why do hipsters love raiders of the lost ark? because it's the first indy movie. | true |
Our solar system may have had a fifth 'giant' planet | false |
Megachurch pastor abruptly retires after allegations of improper conduct go public | false |
What did casper say to his girlfriend? i love you, boo!! | true |
What to do when you're a pregnant bridesmaid (photos) | false |
How do you know that a elephant's been in the fridge? there are foot prints in the butter. | true |
The sunrise kempinski hotel is worth the trip to china alone | false |
Jennifer hudson looked incredible wearing two different looks in one day | false |
Most pregnant first-time moms expect mother's day presents, survey says | false |
Father's day gift ideas: because dad deserves a vacation, not more ties | false |
Did you hear about the word that's changed in the dictionary? it means to make or become different. | true |
Gop governor brings illinois into the 21st century by nixing antiquated tampon tax | false |
I like my women like i like my coffee with my dick in them. | true |
Deaths in pakistan coal mine blast climb to 23, officials say | false |
How to turn soba noodles into your dream dinner | false |
A magician was driving down the road... then he turned into a driveway | true |
Two fish swim into a wall one looks at the other and says *dam!* #oldbutgold | true |
Kyle fortunato impaled by glass climbing through window in sacramento | false |
Of course tom cruise will complete his mission. with xenu, all things are possible. | true |
One of the last clinics to offer late abortions just quietly shut down | false |
Good cop: step away from the ledge cat cop oops | true |
23 food things only chinese-american kids would understand | false |
I wanted to make a joke about a russian airplane... ...but it'll probably get shot down | true |
What do you call a turtle with a hard on? a slow poke. | true |
Couple who sued kim davis tie the knot | false |
So i have a black girlfriend now ...after i severely burned my hand on the stove | true |
Why aren't football stadiums built in outer space? because there is no atmosphere! | true |
Sandra bland swallowed or smoked 'large quantity of marijuana' in jail: da | false |
First nighter: encores! irma la douce isn't so sweet | false |
I said no to bill cosby and yes to jian ghomeshi | false |
There's two things i hate. hypocrisy and condescension. do you understand what i mean? | true |
I haven't pooped in a couple weeks i'm not constipated, i'm just procrapstinating | true |
Q: why do ducks have flat webbed feet? a: to stomp out forest fires. | true |
Why did the dj get fired as a waiter? because he'd drop everything | true |
What is a black guy's favorite game to play with the kids? peekaboo. | true |
What do all failing students in new orleans have in common? they are all below c level. | true |
Kim kardashian's maternity clothes are finally starting to look like maternity clothes (photos) | false |
The problem with some people is that they're alive. | true |
Ironic... is having a coke machine reject your dollar bill for it being rolled up to many times. | true |
Trump’s barbarians were inside the conservative castle all along | false |
A sandwich walks into a bar... the barman says sorry, we don't serve food here. | true |
David beckham gets real about being a dad: 'i'm literally an uber driver now' | false |
Pencil me in boy: do you have a date for valentine's day? girl: yes, february 14th. | true |
Darth vader showed up to luke's party uninvited. talk about a foe pa. | true |
Did you hear about the guy whose left arm and left leg got chopped off? he died. | true |
Did you hear, there's no more ice in poland? the old lady with the recipe died... | true |
How upcoming fico credit score changes might rock the economy | false |
No more babies: when do you know you're done for good? | false |
Have questions about trans kids? katie couric produced an amazing resource | false |
What do you call a sad ditch? a depression. | true |
Gop senator says he was unmoved by meeting with merrick garland before meeting actually happens | false |
What do you call a former member of isis? waswas | true |
Everything is made in china. except babies. babies are made in vachina. | true |
Why did my wife didn't like her jewellery? cuz she is a nazi | true |
J. cole responds to kendrick lamar's 'control' verse on justin timberlake's 'tko' remix | false |
If a spider gets bitten by a radioactive teenager does it become super sulky? | true |
Really? wow! (the only two things i ever say to kids) | true |
What do you call two gay guys in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up | true |
When i chose to stop feeling small: the story of a latina amazon woman | false |
What did batman say to robin before robin got in the car? robin, get in the car. | true |
A trustworthy press is the immune system of democracy | false |
My girlfriend got an abortion she said she didn't want another sister to compete with. | true |
7 states carried by trump will be hit hard by proposed border tax, report shows | false |
Hate preachers on qatar campus: obama gives qatar undeserved a+ on fighting incitement | false |
When an 8 falls over it's an infinity til it gets up. | true |
What is 6.9? a good time ruined by a period. | true |
What is the most fascist letter? not c | true |
What weapon is most feared by knights? a can opener. | true |
Nothing brings neighbors together, like a broken elevator. | true |
Pfizer’s plan to leave u.s. unsettles drug lobbyists | false |
Can angostura's $25,000 rum change perceptions of the category? | false |
Don't buy a low-quality mirror. it would reflect poorly on you. | true |
Patton oswalt: why i quit twitter -- and will again | false |
Have you heard about the gay chinese prostitute? he only does brojobs. | true |
Charles barkley stumps for doug jones, begs alabama: 'stop looking like idiots' | false |
Reddit is a shopping website that's what my sister said. | true |
Behind the design: creating the perfect room for sleep | false |
Him: how does my football throw look to you? me: like you're good at science... | true |
Why did the hipster burn his tongue? he drank his coffee before it was cool. | true |
What is white on top and black on the bottom? society. | true |
What do you call two black guys walking down the street? nothing. are you racist or something? | true |
Biggest loser recap, season 14, episode 7: fathers and sons and singles | false |
Airplane proposal: flight instructor pops the question up in the air (video) | false |
Jenna jameson's jumpsuit is a sight to behold (photos) | false |
The most valuable thing you can make is a mistake- you can't learn anything from being perfect. | true |
A lot of the classic cool behaviors are pretty much just acting like a cat. | true |
Want to know how copper wire was invented? two jews fighting over a penny. | true |
What's black and white and red all over a biracial couple in a knife fight | true |
Whats the secret service of australia called? m8 | true |
Have you tried rocky mountain oysters? they're offal. | true |
What is italian-american foreplay? hey! wake up and roll over! | true |
What do you call a dog who does magic tricks? a labracadabrador | true |
Here's how one expert says we can slow the spread of hiv | false |
Ceo mocks steve cohen in bizarre full-page wall street journal ad | false |
What does the snowman call his wife? snowblower | true |
Having sex is like multiplying numbers together if they're under 13, just do them in your head. | true |
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