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What is every amish woman's dream? two mennonite.
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Milk carton projects: diy tips for creative ways to reuse old jugs
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Rap genius: 'we're sorry for being such morons'
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I was going to tell a straight joke... vagina fuck it
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Why do hipsters love raiders of the lost ark? because it's the first indy movie.
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Our solar system may have had a fifth 'giant' planet
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Megachurch pastor abruptly retires after allegations of improper conduct go public
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What did casper say to his girlfriend? i love you, boo!!
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What to do when you're a pregnant bridesmaid (photos)
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How do you know that a elephant's been in the fridge? there are foot prints in the butter.
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The sunrise kempinski hotel is worth the trip to china alone
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Jennifer hudson looked incredible wearing two different looks in one day
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Most pregnant first-time moms expect mother's day presents, survey says
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Father's day gift ideas: because dad deserves a vacation, not more ties
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Did you hear about the word that's changed in the dictionary? it means to make or become different.
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Gop governor brings illinois into the 21st century by nixing antiquated tampon tax
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I like my women like i like my coffee with my dick in them.
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Deaths in pakistan coal mine blast climb to 23, officials say
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How to turn soba noodles into your dream dinner
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A magician was driving down the road... then he turned into a driveway
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Two fish swim into a wall one looks at the other and says *dam!* #oldbutgold
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Kyle fortunato impaled by glass climbing through window in sacramento
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Of course tom cruise will complete his mission. with xenu, all things are possible.
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One of the last clinics to offer late abortions just quietly shut down
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Good cop: step away from the ledge cat cop oops
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23 food things only chinese-american kids would understand
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I wanted to make a joke about a russian airplane... ...but it'll probably get shot down
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What do you call a turtle with a hard on? a slow poke.
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Couple who sued kim davis tie the knot
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So i have a black girlfriend now ...after i severely burned my hand on the stove
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Why aren't football stadiums built in outer space? because there is no atmosphere!
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Sandra bland swallowed or smoked 'large quantity of marijuana' in jail: da
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First nighter: encores! irma la douce isn't so sweet
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I said no to bill cosby and yes to jian ghomeshi
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There's two things i hate. hypocrisy and condescension. do you understand what i mean?
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I haven't pooped in a couple weeks i'm not constipated, i'm just procrapstinating
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Q: why do ducks have flat webbed feet? a: to stomp out forest fires.
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Why did the dj get fired as a waiter? because he'd drop everything
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What is a black guy's favorite game to play with the kids? peekaboo.
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What do all failing students in new orleans have in common? they are all below c level.
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Kim kardashian's maternity clothes are finally starting to look like maternity clothes (photos)
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The problem with some people is that they're alive.
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Ironic... is having a coke machine reject your dollar bill for it being rolled up to many times.
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Trump’s barbarians were inside the conservative castle all along
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A sandwich walks into a bar... the barman says sorry, we don't serve food here.
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David beckham gets real about being a dad: 'i'm literally an uber driver now'
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Pencil me in boy: do you have a date for valentine's day? girl: yes, february 14th.
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Darth vader showed up to luke's party uninvited. talk about a foe pa.
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Did you hear about the guy whose left arm and left leg got chopped off? he died.
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Did you hear, there's no more ice in poland? the old lady with the recipe died...
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How upcoming fico credit score changes might rock the economy
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No more babies: when do you know you're done for good?
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Have questions about trans kids? katie couric produced an amazing resource
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What do you call a sad ditch? a depression.
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Gop senator says he was unmoved by meeting with merrick garland before meeting actually happens
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What do you call a former member of isis? waswas
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Everything is made in china. except babies. babies are made in vachina.
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Why did my wife didn't like her jewellery? cuz she is a nazi
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J. cole responds to kendrick lamar's 'control' verse on justin timberlake's 'tko' remix
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If a spider gets bitten by a radioactive teenager does it become super sulky?
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Really? wow! (the only two things i ever say to kids)
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What do you call two gay guys in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up
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When i chose to stop feeling small: the story of a latina amazon woman
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What did batman say to robin before robin got in the car? robin, get in the car.
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A trustworthy press is the immune system of democracy
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My girlfriend got an abortion she said she didn't want another sister to compete with.
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7 states carried by trump will be hit hard by proposed border tax, report shows
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Hate preachers on qatar campus: obama gives qatar undeserved a+ on fighting incitement
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When an 8 falls over it's an infinity til it gets up.
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What is 6.9? a good time ruined by a period.
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What is the most fascist letter? not c
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What weapon is most feared by knights? a can opener.
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Nothing brings neighbors together, like a broken elevator.
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Pfizer’s plan to leave u.s. unsettles drug lobbyists
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Can angostura's $25,000 rum change perceptions of the category?
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Don't buy a low-quality mirror. it would reflect poorly on you.
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Patton oswalt: why i quit twitter -- and will again
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Have you heard about the gay chinese prostitute? he only does brojobs.
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Charles barkley stumps for doug jones, begs alabama: 'stop looking like idiots'
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Reddit is a shopping website that's what my sister said.
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Behind the design: creating the perfect room for sleep
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Him: how does my football throw look to you? me: like you're good at science...
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Why did the hipster burn his tongue? he drank his coffee before it was cool.
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What is white on top and black on the bottom? society.
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What do you call two black guys walking down the street? nothing. are you racist or something?
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Biggest loser recap, season 14, episode 7: fathers and sons and singles
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Airplane proposal: flight instructor pops the question up in the air (video)
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Jenna jameson's jumpsuit is a sight to behold (photos)
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The most valuable thing you can make is a mistake- you can't learn anything from being perfect.
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A lot of the classic cool behaviors are pretty much just acting like a cat.
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Want to know how copper wire was invented? two jews fighting over a penny.
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What's black and white and red all over a biracial couple in a knife fight
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Whats the secret service of australia called? m8
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Have you tried rocky mountain oysters? they're offal.
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What is italian-american foreplay? hey! wake up and roll over!
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What do you call a dog who does magic tricks? a labracadabrador
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Here's how one expert says we can slow the spread of hiv
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Ceo mocks steve cohen in bizarre full-page wall street journal ad
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What does the snowman call his wife? snowblower
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Having sex is like multiplying numbers together if they're under 13, just do them in your head.
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