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Heidi riess learned not to attach morality to food and lost 165 pounds | false |
What's the best way to get a punjab in india? hire a cunning linguist. | true |
My ex-girlfriend was a magician... she made all of my money disappear... | true |
Sun poisoning: what you need to know to keep your skin safe | false |
Was the film 'heavenly creatures' good for the gay community? | false |
What did hitler get for christmas? an easy-bake oven. | true |
Father's day gift guide for your super star dad | false |
Why was there so much chaos at the sperm bank? because it was first cum first serve. | true |
Recipe: the best blue crab mac & cheese | false |
Celebrities are so rich because they save money every time they attend a movie premiere for free. | true |
What don diva magazine means to the incarcerated | false |
My uncle saved a crumbling cartography business needless to say he put them on the map. | true |
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish ? tweetie pie ! | true |
What does a crappy carpenter make? loose stools | true |
Celebrate leap day, or any other minor holiday | false |
This simple menu change could finally get us to stop overeating | false |
What do you call a destroyed bomb shelter in poland? a helter-skelter hitler shelter. | true |
42,000 pounds of trash removed from hawaii home | false |
Half of young adults have gotten sunburned in past year: study | false |
Why i worry about kansas, my home state | false |
Two-thirds of soccer fans worldwide want more women in charge at fifa | false |
What's the best thing to say if a pizzaman does an ama? op delivers. | true |
Bernie sanders as george costanza is real and it's spectacular | false |
Johnny depp would have made an excellent catwoman. | true |
What's the biggest sign she's just not into you? a restraining order. | true |
New evidence this simple reform would get a lot more people registered to vote | false |
Justin timberlake confirms jessica biel's pregnancy with sweetest photo ever | false |
14 little ways to make your spouse's day | false |
Melissa joan hart explains it all about being a '90s queen | false |
There's a free 270-foot waterslide coming to new york city | false |
It's like grandma used to say, all men are hilarious, until you marry one. | true |
A vagina is like the weather. once it's wet, it's time to head in that's all folks. | true |
I hate the alphabet so much... i'm thinking about burning an f or g. | true |
Nfl arrogance has temporarily made rice a standard-bearer against injustice | false |
Anti-trump protesters say u.s. denied them entry at canada border | false |
Macron pulls a trudeau and fills half his cabinet with women | false |
Mila kunis talks old navy cargo pants & rachel weisz admits to fashion faux pas in instyle (photo) | false |
'revenge' actress ashley madekwe has a fabulous home -- and a must-see blog (photos) | false |
Why did mickey get hit but donald didn't because donald duck. | true |
Knock knock who's there? to to who? to whom. | true |
Every person behind this music festival is a woman. here's why that matters. | false |
What's the longest word in the dictionary? smiles because there is a mile between each s! | true |
There is a new barbie doll on the market - roadkill barbie ...unrecognizable | true |
Lay's cheesy garlic bread potato chips wins 'do us a flavor' contest | false |
Tattoos tell a story, like tribal tattoos tell a story of a guy that wears sunglasses indoors. | true |
Why does waldo wear stripes? because he doesn't want to be spotted!!! | true |
A man took an airline to court because his luggage was stolen. unfortunately, he lost his case. | true |
If a bulldog and a shitzu mated, their off-spring would be called a dog-zu | true |
Congressman introduces the covfefe act because the universe won't let this joke die | false |
If i win the lottery my cats are getting gold teeth and canopy beds | true |
Senate's turn to act on patent reform this week | false |
What do dark humour and food have in common? only some people get it. | true |
Why did the comedian without a tongue lose his job? all his jokes were a bit tasteless. | true |
And this blood shall be called a+ all the other blood types: k wow we're like right here | true |
What do you do when your apple device gets warm? ask apple to open the backdoor. | true |
Here are some of the shortest celebrity marriages | false |
This simple idea gives homeless people a way to get ahead | false |
Mike medavoy: movies are 'not like manufacturing a pair of shoes' | false |
1 out of every 5 kids face hunger the other 4 turn away | true |
*walks up to bouncer* sorry pal, this is a private country club *peeks inside* | true |
Obama didn't mention deportation raid rift in state of the union | false |
The 10 most ridiculous ice cube trays ever made (photos) | false |
Trump lawyer says president is innocent because collusion is not a crime | false |
Chemists confirm the existence of new type of bond james bond | true |
Danny devito divorce? 6 other celeb couples who split after decades together | false |
What did the officials say whenever systematic punishment was banned? there's no punchline. | true |
Whats the difference between the government and a stripper? strippers don't rig their polls. | true |
Chris rock's girl scout moment wasn't a big lie after all (update) | false |
I'm like a kid. people like me best when i'm quiet or sleeping. | true |
What do you call a woman in thailand? a three-legged lady | true |
Why do hamburgers make good baseball players? they're great at the plate! | true |
What does trump say when he can't find his viagra? this erection is rigged | true |
Married men live longer then single men. so if you want a slow death...... ;-) | true |
Ever wonder why you never see the headline. physic wins the lottery. | true |
I don't know what i would do if i got to greece... ...and couldn't get a single gyro. | true |
And god said, let there be light... ..and american beer turned into water. and it was bad. | true |
How do you date a ghost? you 'woooo' him! | true |
Why doesn't democracy work in china? because no one wants to hold an erection. | true |
Here's what bernie sanders had to say about donald trump's rnc speech | false |
San bernardino nurses, medical staff send love to orlando hospital after shooting | false |
Hey, do you guys remember sex ed from high school? he's in jail now. | true |
Donald trump still not convinced obama's birth certificate is real | false |
Only one man has ever entered parliament with honest intentions... ... guy fawkes | true |
How many teamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 19 . got a problem with that? | true |
Supercut of screams in wes craven films is ear-splitting eulogy | false |
How to build a 6-figure business while traveling around the world | false |
Johnny bravo would be so perfect for jersey shore. | true |
How parenting is like groundhog day and mad libs | false |
I wish mirrors and pictures would get together already and agree on what i really look like. | true |
I've just bought myself a hyena. finally my jokes will be appreciated. | true |
Mexican state bans 61 baby names including scrotum, hitler, facebook, burger king | false |
Hey baby, do you smell that? no. me neither, start cooking. | true |
I wish all tests were things you peed on | true |
What did hitler say to the chinese food delivery guy that stole his chinese food? mein lomein! | true |
Did you hear about the patriots? i personally think it's all overblown. | true |
How does a girl get a guy to eat shit? she wipes back to front. | true |
I think what i did to get away from that spider could qualify as parkour. | true |
7 wonderfully candid quotes about fatherhood from celebrity dads (and one random guy on the street) | false |
What kids today can learn from gen-xers about sick days | false |
Jennifer lawrence after thinking her bafta win was a prank: 'oh, go f--k yourself' | false |
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