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Miley cyrus and liam hemsworth step out for colorful date night in la | false |
Congressman vapes during debate to protest e-cigarette flight ban | false |
Lgbtq march on washington joins forces with major pride festival | false |
I recently joined a group for ambidextrous people. it didn't feel right, so i left. | true |
Fired walker aide explains why walker bid failed | false |
I went camping last week... and oh boy, it was in tents. | true |
Generic doxil: fda approves non-brand-name version of cancer drug | false |
Russell crowe had an affair with meg ryan he's gladiator. | true |
Should i eat it? a dining guide for toddlers | false |
What did the tectonic plate say when it had a collision? it's not my fault. | true |
I don't trust stairs they are always up to something. | true |
Report: gop candidate against gay marriage was once a gay female impersonator | false |
Bill o'reilly blames 'reverse mccarthyism' for celebs shunning donald trump's inauguration | false |
Frances mcdormand takes 'inclusion rider' to the oscars. here's what it means. | false |
Abigail breslin had a powerful response to commenter who said only reported rapes 'count' | false |
Fewer u.s. adults physically inactive, new report finds | false |
Why my husband and i are so horrible | false |
The year is 2057. iphone 742 is released. the screen touches you. | true |
Kiki, a pit bull who uses a wheelchair, has a can-do spirit and needs a forever home | false |
What happened to the man who died from drinking shellac? he had a *lovely finish*. | true |
We had a nice, quiet dinner last night... except for the celery, of course! | true |
Q: how many pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb? a: none: only the inner light matters. | true |
What do you call an alligator that always starts fights? an instigator! | true |
Leaked racist emails reveal 'toxic' culture at university of chicago fraternity | false |
I like to finish other people's sentences because... my version is better. | true |
Depressing new study shows know-it-alls get better grades | false |
Is she hot?- a guy's reply to any story that starts with this girl i know.. | true |
The woman who cleaned trump's hollywood star inspired a new meme | false |
Daily news chief: paper will continue in print seven days a week | false |
This 'bachelorette' fight about what engagement means is too real | false |
Why cant you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? because the p is silent | true |
I'm too old to still be getting too old for this. i've arrived. | true |
Q: what do teddy bears like to have in their houses? a: fur-niture. | true |
*watches movie* *sees a scene with full frontal male nudity* *pauses for three months* | true |
Waffle recipes that will make your breakfast better | false |
Thank you, u.s. senate. i've been asking and telling people things all day! | true |
Why was avogadro executed? he was a mole | true |
This project powerfully captures the wonders of black joy | false |
After finally coming to believe he deserved better, mark monacelli lost 300 pounds | false |
What sound does a horny toad make? .....rub it rub it. | true |
This is what i hear every time hillary speaks | false |
How does a woman go about inventing something? she gives birth to a boy. | true |
Why are pigs such great football fans? they're always rooting. | true |
This u.s. runner predicted her olympic trip on twitter 5 years ago | false |
I think i've lost an electron. ion a minute, are you positive? | true |
Leading climate scientists: ‘we have a global emergency' | false |
The crisis in medical research portends a tsunami of disease | false |
Fashion arts society in chicago: the best part of the day | false |
I like jokes that don't take long to read. | true |
*pets a blob in the dark to see if its my cat* *i'm still not sure* | true |
What's so fragile that even mentioning it breaks it? the male ego. | true |
The pentagon's response to ted cruz regarding jade helm 15 | false |
Forget mexico, trump can't even get congress to pay for his wall | false |
Alec baldwin ridicules donald trump over his disgusting comments about women on 'snl' | false |
It was fortunate that hillary had a moderator lester temper get out of hand. | true |
How i found opportunity in sharing my secret disorder | false |
Where do one-legged people go to eat? ihop. | true |
Inspirational tweets: 12 of the wisest twitter accounts worth following | false |
What runs faster? hot or cold? hot because everyone can catch a cold! | true |
Paul manafort and rick gates plead not guilty in federal court | false |
Have you heard the joke about the butter? i better not tell you, you might spread it!!! | true |
Too much sitting raises early death risk for women | false |
I read quantum physics magazines for the particles. | true |
Why did the chef invest in chicken and cow bones? he wanted to buy stock options. | true |
Climate scientist and mom will be first lady's guest at the state of the union | false |
Did you hear about the fly stuck on the toilet bowl? he got pissed off. | true |
What do you call a hoarse putin? rasputin | true |
I find humour in the simple things... that's why i am banned from all special olympics events. | true |
What is another name for a jewish guest? a visitorah sorry | true |
The elephant in the exam room: how insurance companies affect the doctor-patient relationship | false |
Dysfunction in the nonprofit sector -- reality or myth? | false |
I hope this week’s graduates acquired what i did at college: lifelong friendships | false |
Peru celebrates the absurdity of the past by embracing it (photos) | false |
What kind of degrees do slaves get in college? their master's. | true |
Can someone please help jay z figure out snapchat? | false |
Henry cavill goes undercover to prank will smith at comic-con | false |
Jail official sentenced to prison for denying medical care to dying diabetic inmate | false |
Be sure to use the word irony correctly. it means when something's, you know, just weird. | true |
For spring, the 10 best road movies ever | false |
My myplate experiment, day three: struggling with restaurants and empty calories | false |
A colorful living room decorating idea: one room, three ways | false |
What does a whore call a bus load of men? meals on wheels | true |
Anti-valentine's day gifts: 5 last-minute gifts your ex deserves | false |
Ray crockett, nashville man, mistakenly charged $84,000 for tank of gas that only cost $30 (video) | false |
I didn't have fun at the boston marathon this year ... back in 2013 it was a blast. | true |
Matthew weiner denies sexual harassment but admits to being 'demanding' boss | false |
Here's what the cast of 'rugrats' would look like as parents | false |
If history repeats itself, i'm totally getting a dinosaur! | true |
Dreamer sues to unblock the president's biggest immigration proposal yet | false |
How does nasa organize a party they planet | true |
Jason chaffetz still obsessed with hillary clinton, wants chelsea to testify | false |
Just found my birth certificate. ugh, it's official: i've gained weight. | true |
4 reasons to go without a plus one as a bridesmaid | false |
A sandwich walks into a bar... the barman says ''sorry we don't serve food in here'' | true |
Why did trump have to legally change his first name to donad? because hillary took the l. | true |
This spinach dip says 'best before 9/11' and i'm like wasn't everything? | true |
I once wrestled an anaconda for 3 days... then realized i was masturbating. | true |
Guaranteed smile... possible snigger if carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be fucked up | true |
Take control of day one onboarding into a new job | false |
House republicans are happy to dither as zika threat looms | false |
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