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10 things to consider if your ex-wife has breast cancer | false |
32nd rule of fight club is no peanut products are allowed at fight club | true |
Why don't jews eat pussy? it's too close to the gas chamber. | true |
Jewel chats about touring, her cirque du soleil show and new music | false |
What do you call a barbarian you can't see? an invisigoth. | true |
Giraffes were invented in 1780 when three horses accidentally swallowed a ladder | true |
What do you do with a green monster? put it in the sun until it ripens! | true |
What do north korea and my girlfriend have in common? neither want me coming inside them. | true |
The thanksgiving i ruined by yelling at my kids | false |
I just ordered a door bell on amazon... shit, how am i gonna know when it gets here? | true |
Princess madeleine's elle cover is absolutely gorgeous (photo) | false |
Bartolo colon hits first career home run and makes history | false |
What's the difference between a peeping tom and a pickpocket? one snatches watches and the other... | true |
Delta deals the 99 percent out: one-percenters get twice as many miles | false |
So a frog parked his car in a no parking zone..... his ride got toad away. | true |
What animal brings the most boys to the yard? the (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/milk_snake) | true |
I just met a black vegan... all i kept asking was so you don't eat chicken? | true |
Recipe of the day: warm double-chocolate brownie cake | false |
Why do raindrops like lightning at night? -so they can see where they are going | true |
Ben carson defends trump's flip-flop on abortion and only makes trump look worse | false |
20 most romantic u.s. cities, according to misstravel.com | false |
Michael wright found dead and covered in trash bags in brooklyn | false |
What's the difference between math and meth? one of them ruins your life. the other's just meth. | true |
I took a laxative and smoked some weed. you know just for shits and giggles. | true |
Street artist gives johannesburg's decrepit landmarks a neon pink makeover | false |
Are you the fourth derivative of a position function? cause you're a jerk! | true |
I recently won the local innuendo competition after coming from behind. | true |
Ikea houses: ikea and ideabox debut prefab homes at portland home and garden show (photos) | false |
Massive pro-independence rallies fill the streets in catalonia | false |
Why is the sea so salty? because the land didn't wave back. | true |
Muslims are good people because they take people around them along to meet allah. | true |
Obesity gene makes people fat by triggering hunger, scientists find | false |
The most common reasons we move in america | false |
Gop senator really doesn't want to talk about donald trump | false |
Farrah abraham celebrates her 24th birthday in a bikini | false |
Trump's tweet condemning al franken assault allegations backfires spectacularly | false |
Dying from cancer, 11-year old's last wish feeds the hungry | false |
Two blondes walk into a library that's the joke | true |
Today my wife was on her knees before me. ...screaming: don't you hide under the bed, asshole! | true |
I used to be addicted to soap but im clean now | true |
What did the plant say to the runaway melons in love? you cantelope! | true |
So afraid of commitment i only play words with acquaintances. | true |
Q: what cows give each other when they meet? a: a milkshake. | true |
What do you call a man who's always in high spirits? an alcoholic. | true |
I'm gonna color my hair ... or dye tryin' | true |
In ancient days, newscasters kept you updated on the latest news happening flat the world. | true |
House republicans don't regret passing their health care bill | false |
What do you call a snarky criminal walking down stairs? a condescending con descending. | true |
You act like no one at work has ever asked you to apply ointment to a bunion before. | true |
What's long, dark, hard and grotesque but very satisfying to beat? bloodborne | true |
Who is the only person to get 15 million dollars from a nigerian prince? hillary clinton. | true |
Hand. cannot. erase. -- an interview with steven wilson | false |
Taylor swift steps out in a sultry new look | false |
What the stylelist staff bought this weekend: february 11th-12th (photos) | false |
Meet the cast of 'rupaul's all stars drag race' | false |
How can you tell when a politician is lying? when their lips move | true |
Huffpost arts interviews 'bel borba' filmmakers burt sun and andre costantini (video) | false |
What's you're biggest weakness? *whispers* sorry i couldn- i cant control my volume | true |
How long do you have to wear a soul patch before your cravings for souls goes away completely? | true |
I like my beers how i like my nba players with hops. | true |
Dreamlike photos capture the 'vanishing landscape' of black life in america | false |
Rick scott won't be endorsing a republican presidential primary candidate | false |
I haven't slept for ten days because that would be too long. | true |
Pick a card, any card. no, not that one. not that one, either. | true |
Defrauded student loan borrowers face potential obama administration 'boondoggle' | false |
Have you heard the joke about the pencil? it's not really worth it, it doesn't have a point. | true |
You know how to scare a bunch of bees? boobies!!! | true |
I used to be a banker.... but then i lost interest | true |
Do u know why all the pills are white colored? because they work | true |
Ted cruz, marco rubio rip justin trudeau for praising fidel castro | false |
G20 leadership on beneficial ownership is good for business, and the world | false |
99% of the world can't count. i'm just glad i'm part of the other 4%. | true |
Meatball madness 2012: donatella, l'apicio win top honors (photos) | false |
What do you call a condom within a condom? contraception. | true |
I asked the nazi store for a discount they gave me 8 off. | true |
Tropical storm erika leaves death and destruction in caribbean | false |
What do we want? a 2016 calendar! when do we want it? late 2015! | true |
Donald trump formally announces indiana gov. mike pence as vp pick | false |
Former joint chiefs chairman: 'sad kelly supports trump no matter what' | false |
I joined a cold war reenactment group. we just sit around and act nervous about the ussr. | true |
Ariana grande shuts down fan blaming her for ‘heartbreaking’ mac miller split | false |
Pigs can fly... they just gotta pay for two seats. | true |
I'm a recovering alcoholic do you have any actual blood? | true |
3 simple tips to cut through holiday stress | false |
Dem group boosts rep's gop challenger in hopes of splitting primary vote | false |
I'm reading this thesaurus. it's really interesting, or should i say... very interesting. | true |
Dangerous tornado threat to arise from texas to nebraska this weekend | false |
Why was helen keller a bad driver? 'cause she's a woman! | true |
Georgia lawmaker withdraws bill targeting islamic veils after backlash | false |
What is long, green, and smells like bacon? kermit the frog's fingers. | true |
Have you seen stevie wonder's new house? neither has he. | true |
Two fish in a tank... ...one turns to the other and says, how do you drive this thing? | true |
Here's how you can justify buying a powerball lottery ticket | false |
Q: why did the mummy go to the bathroom? a: to wrap itself in toilet paper! | true |
What do you call a bird with 3 wings and 3 legs? triangull | true |
Michael cera probably apologizes and gives back cars in grand theft auto | true |
Back to school, back to sports, time to huddle up about sports safety | false |
Why's everyone so afraid of clowns? well.. you know what they say about big feet. | true |
What do you get if you cross a rethorical question and a joke? | true |
You won't believe where this key got stuck | false |
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