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I still stumble over the question, how many children do you have? | false |
Now i ain't saying she's a gold digger but she did move to california in 1849... | true |
It is amazing how many problems you can solve by ignoring them. | true |
How many kids with add does it take to screw in a lightbulb? wanna go bike riding? | true |
Some worlds just want to watch the men burn like hell, and the sun. | true |
Meet the federal prisoners about to be released | false |
Watch martha stewart and snoop dogg make mashed potatoes (video) | false |
A u.s. president's great-great-grandson's big gay vampire novel | false |
Why did the cs major quit his job? he didn't get arrays. | true |
How to make a trump sandwich white bread lots of baloney russian dressing and a small pickle | true |
Did you know that miley has a twin sister? her name is tyranna and she's a palaeontologist. | true |
If someone is cramping your style, tell they, go masturbate elsewhere you pedophile! | true |
It's common knowledge talking shit will result in dental work. | true |
Quick ways to dress up a farm for a wedding | false |
I woke up to find that someone pooped in my slow cooker. what a crock of shit! | true |
Word of the day: exhaustipated. too tired to give a shit. | true |
Johnny knoxville, bam margera and steve-o honor ryan dunn | false |
This is exactly how spring break evolves throughout your life | false |
These under-the-radar travel destinations will be huge this year | false |
Someone is watching you... and his name is john seenya! | true |
Donald trump for president! that was the joke | true |
Why didn't the marshmallow peep cross the road on easter? because it was a little chicken. | true |
Interview with the metropolitan museum of art's limor tomer | false |
John harbaugh supports donald trump's plan to build a border wall | false |
It's time to get your salsa recipe playbook in order (photos) | false |
Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof? because he wanted to feel his oats! | true |
What's a pirate's least favorite letter? a cease and desist. | true |
Kesha’s album is not only an inspiration, but also just really good | false |
10 lessons we learned from diane keaton's new book | false |
Kanye west, apc collaboration is officially happening (photo) | false |
Why was fernando alonso upside down? because he haas been hit! | true |
I sent my wife a card that said, i don't like any of the babies you've made. | true |
Love wins: these marriage equality reactions are giving us all the feels | false |
What do you call the secret eskimo organization that controls the world? the igloominati. | true |
Eric mccormack on new rules for 'will & grace' | false |
If you ever feel like your job is meaningless, remember.. there is someone crash testing volvos | true |
Mutter museum to put woven hair art on display next month | false |
Even the defense department is questioning obama's isis strategy | false |
Cute proposal photo shows dog 'begging' his owner's girlfriend to say 'yes!' | false |
Ireland's first openly gay prime minister celebrates pride in belfast | false |
Buckets are for filling up, not kicking over | false |
A fish swam into a concrete wall... he said damn | true |
If quitters never win and winners never quit, what fool came up with, quit while your ahead?! | true |
What do you call a mexican midget? a paragraph. he's too short to be an ese | true |
Q: what's the richest kind of air? a: a millionaire. | true |
How does moses make his tea? hebrews it. i'm serious. that israeli how he does it. | true |
Farting in an elevator is.... wrong.....on so many levels..... | true |
Orange county cases that used jailhouse snitch evidence must be re-examined, experts say | false |
4 dead in shooting over laundry, police say | false |
What's bill clinton's favorite pink floyd jam? have a cigar | true |
8 desserts you can make in mason jars (photo) | false |
All my life, i've wanted to learn how to juggle... but i never had the balls to try | true |
Should we make marriage harder to stop divorce? | false |
My wife is such a bad cook,if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves. | true |
Conservatives take a hard line on obamacare repeal, putting gop in a bind | false |
Uncover your airline personality with this highly scientific quiz | false |
Who was the naughtiest character in star wars? r2d2. all of his lines are bleeped out. | true |
The best gluten-free, vegan, and vegetarian food items, tried and tested! | false |
Why did the feminist fail in programming? she hated objectification. | true |
Where is wallace at? where is his oscar nomination? | true |
Report: ray rice told nfl commish in june he had hit wife | false |
Politicians have history of pandering to white supremacist group | false |
My son said he wanted to get into organized crime when he grew up. government or private sector? | true |
Facebook pledges to add more local news to newsfeeds | false |
Church honors ‘dearly beloved’ prince by putting his lyrics on sign | false |
Washpost: warren 'the modern liberal movement's political godfather' | false |
Congress reaches deal on sanctions bill for russia, iran, north korea | false |
Facebook friends help diagnose a 3-year-old with eye disease | false |
Amanda seales claims russell simmons asked if they 'ever f**ked' during meeting | false |
What do you get when you run a canary over with the lawnmower? shredded tweet. | true |
I don't throw snowballs because i believe snowman life begins at snowball conception. | true |
Gop rep tries rare tactic: touting her bipartisan record | false |
Oily skin products that beat the shine (video) | false |
Fill the 'crimson peak'-size hole in your heart with this guillermo del toro art show | false |
Where do dads keep their jokes? in their dadabase. | true |
The life and not-so crazy times of a travel writer | false |
I'm an actress i watched your web series, and i disagree. | true |
What's the similarity between a spanish prison and leonardo dicaprio? now, both have an oscar. | true |
There are 10 types of people in the world... those that can read binary and those that can't. | true |
I like my women like i like my coffee sent back for not being hot enough | true |
A relationship is like a fart if you have to force it, it's probably shit. | true |
What do you call a blind hooker free | true |
Kate middleton does the wave while watching andy murray at the olympics (photos) | false |
There's something about curling... ... that rubs me the wrong way. | true |
Hamilton's schuyler sisters are singing at super bowl li | false |
What do you call cheese that is by itself? provolone | true |
How i knew my gf was playing with herself on her period... i caught her red-handed. | true |
What human organ would survive the longest in the hunger games? the liver | true |
The happiest meal: how servers can help diners with kids | false |
My phone battery can last longer than most relationships these days. | true |
Why does the mushroom get invited to all the parties? because he's a fungi. | true |
Why are broken vibrators so rare? because they are hard to come by. | true |
This bathing suit with guy fieri’s face on it isn’t exactly appetizing | false |
Senator tight with special interests traveled the world on their dime | false |
Ancient fossil of bizarre pig-snouted turtle unearthed in utah | false |
Congress won’t act; now community health centers weigh closures | false |
'pain and gain' box office impresses as film wins the weekend | false |
What do you get when you cross a paraplegic and a pentecostal? faith-masturbation. | true |
How do you make people lose faith in this sub? this. | true |
Hey, single mama: it's ok to not be ok | false |
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