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So you have better sunblock than me... rub it in | true |
Jews are so insecure... they constantly remind us their country isreal. | true |
Two blondes went to a drive-in movie. what movie did they go to see? closed for winter. | true |
Only death will keep me from you. or cake. or netflix. or kittens....hold on, i have a list. | true |
Iowa poll's mixed message: strongman or strong woman? | false |
Leaving twitter for facebook is like leaving the bar to go home. | true |
Espn welcomes curt schilling back even after his disturbing hillary clinton comments | false |
Although not as effective as finger quotes, finger commas and finger periods are way fun. | true |
Here's some ways to get teachers to support lgbt students | false |
Russia appears to deploy forces in egypt, eyes on libya role | false |
Why men's self-esteem drops when their romantic partners succeed | false |
Beethoven's chicken q: why did beethoven kill his chicken? a: it kept saying, bach, bach, bach. | true |
Fruit by the foot, but no meat by the meter? i call bullshit. | true |
Katy perry: russell brand and other men i've dated are 'challenging' | false |
What do you call a tin boat? a hydrofoil. | true |
West virginia teacher strike heads into uncharted territory | false |
Bcs bowl travel: what to do besides go to the game (photos) | false |
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? dam. | true |
How does a coffee pot feel when it is hot? perky. | true |
U.s. figure skater nathan chen redeems himself with record-setting skate | false |
11 of the best body positive fashion moments in 2016 | false |
Change is always hard.... especially when a jar of it falls on your head. | true |
What do you get when you cross hitler with a black woman? aw sieg heil no! | true |
Why did hitler quit drinking? it made him angry. | true |
Black sabbath announce their end after nearly 50 years together | false |
Barbie for president: doll announces bid for white house | false |
Heartwarming animated clip tackles lingering myths about hiv/aids | false |
Three elephants jump off a cliff, two land on the beach, one in the ocean... ba-dum tshh | true |
What do the members of blackstreet like on their sandwiches? mayo mayo mayo mayooooooooooooooooo | true |
Cristiano ronaldo finds woman's missing phone, returns it, takes her out to dinner | false |
How to get a sexy vintage waves hairstyle for valentine's day (photos) | false |
I'm a brown woman who's breaking up with the democratic party | false |
Get a slab of bread dough. wrap dental floss around it. congratulations, you've seen me naked. | true |
If april showers bring may flowers, what do mayflowers bring? genocide. | true |
5 diet 'miracles' you might want to avoid | false |
Dwayne johnson writes adorable instagram caption about diaper duty | false |
So what are your goals for working here? to be home by 5 | true |
How many fugitives does it take to fix a light bulb? 1/3 | true |
Natural highs: a positive approach to mood alteration | false |
Waldo is probably horrible at responding to texts. | true |
Dikembe mutombo swears there's no nba draft lottery conspiracy | false |
The guest who's coming to dinner - maple-walnut cranberry tart | false |
Uncle sam wants you to help solve national problems | false |
Buy a boat, name it relation. now you can tell people that you have a relationship. | true |
Amazon refuses to comply with police request in arkansas murder case | false |
5 out of 4 people don't get jokes about fractions. | true |
I keep trying to make funny eye puns... but my friends say they keep getting cornea and cornea. | true |
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? a likalotapus. | true |
I'm far too cute to only have one ex-husband. | true |
What do you do if a bird shits on your windscreen? don't take her out again. | true |
Why didn't the police ask about his guns? | false |
Donald trump campaign manager corey lewandowski appears to grab protester at rally | false |
Fox news defends trump’s 'shithole' comments as just the way normal people talk | false |
Ethics training is missing the mark: here's why | false |
What do 0/10 little boys enjoy? catholic priests | true |
'pretty little liars' clothing line hitting aéropostale this january | false |
Method man lists doj report as contributing factor for ferguson police shooting | false |
James corden sparkles in spoof version of rihanna's 'diamonds' | false |
Why do midgets refuse to wear tampons? because they keep stepping on the string. | true |
Wife: *filing for divorce* me: are you mad at me? | true |
Just got added to a list called people. glad i made that cut. | true |
How many people with alzheimer's does it take to change a lightbulb? to get to the otherside! | true |
Absence makes the heart grow fonder... of someone else, who isn't quite as absent. | true |
Epa spending on scott pruitt's soundproof phone booth broke federal law, government watchdog finds | false |
Cop quietly pays for family's essentials after shoplifting bust | false |
How to spot a douchebag in the gym? really bad so he hurts himself. | true |
Bishop heather cook, sobriety, and the question of who should be clergy | false |
You want to have your cake and eat it, too. yeah. it's my cake. | true |
Donald trump to bring adviser with russia ties to classified briefing | false |
Why do sharks swim in salt water? because pepper water makes them sneeze! | true |
My girlfriend complained that i never listen to her. at least that's what i think she said. | true |
I hate finding out i'm arguing with someone who actually knows what they're talking about. | true |
'the paybacks' proves superhero comics can be legitimately funny | false |
Don't use asian prostitutes you'll just be horny again in an hour | true |
Donald trump calls kim jong un a 'smart cookie' | false |
15 things to buy now that will make your life better in 20 years | false |
'vampire' graves in bulgaria could create tourism boom | false |
If you're home alone and hear a fart do you laugh or get scared | true |
What is a cell? something you keep black people in | true |
I heard you like bad boys? *jumps in pool after eating without waiting an hour* sup. | true |
My secretary doesn't wear any bra or panties to work. but he types really well. | true |
Why do jews get circumcised? because jewish women won't touch anything that's not at least 10% off. | true |
Your parents brought you up! don't bring them down. | true |
Zooey deschanel and new husband jacob pechenik welcome baby girl | false |
How to find the best cruise deals for families | false |
How to do leather and lace for summer | false |
What do you call a nosy pepper? a pepper that gets jalapeno business! | true |
About to retire? here's why you should consider a reverse mortgage home loan | false |
I'm quitting drinking for good. now i drink for evil. | true |
Donald trump expects the media to do what he wants -- because it often does | false |
My homework ate my dog -student in python breeding class | true |
Vanessa paradis talks love & relationships in new interview | false |
Most of trump's voters don't think he's changed since taking office | false |
Sometimes waking up means the best part of your day is over. | true |
Rural counties are making a comeback, census data shows | false |
Wanna hear a dirty joke? a pig jumped into a giant pit of mud. | true |
Forrest gump wasn't a retard. he was just raised in philly | true |
7 newly popular baby names that have been hiding in plain sight | false |
30 days of online dating: my first tinder date | false |
Q: what do you get if you cross tina turner with an orang-utan? a: a f*ing ugly orang-utan | true |
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