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Wolfgang laib is on our radar: 'pollen from hazelnut' finds a home at the moma (photos, interview) | false |
The ideal number of pillows should be on a bed is 6-10. | true |
What do you get when you cross a jamaican and a scotsman dreadlochs | true |
Bringing up berkeley bebes: my pamela druckerman fantasy, with yoga pants and cheddar bunnies | false |
Ohio death row inmate receives pillow to help him breathe during execution | false |
I got my retainer today so pleathe excuthe me if i talk funny for a few dayth | true |
It's true what they say: no news is fox news. | true |
Critics eating crow: google+ becomes second largest social platform | false |
What's the best thing about an ethiopian? they'll always swallow | true |
Knock knock who's there ! barber ! barber who ? barberd wire ! | true |
A bee jerks off all over some cheerios. its honey nut. | true |
Who just can't get enough of one liners? coke addicts. | true |
Dear troika: it is crucial that you tailor your decision | false |
How are women like rocks? you skip the flat ones. | true |
Do you know whats black on the bottom and white on top? society | true |
Op started a pizza place. they don't deliver. | true |
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? a pouch potato | true |
Senate one step closer to allowing drilling in fragile arctic wildlife refuge | false |
'my son wears heels': one mom's story of raising a gender non-conforming child | false |
Why shoudn't you play poker in africa ? because of all the cheetahs! | true |
New orleans agrees to pay $13.3 million for police post-katrina killings | false |
What does a ghost wear when it's raining? boooooooooooooots | true |
I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life, if i die next thursday | true |
I hate when my bank account is like a musical composition by bach baroque. | true |
Geeky marriage proposal: physicist writes research paper to propose to girlfriend (photo) | false |
How sitting too much is making us sick and fat -- and what to do about it | false |
Weeping federer hails emotional 20th grand slam title | false |
Trump surrogate rudy giuliani: 'anything's legal' during war | false |
What happens when devil worshipers do the rain dance? precipisatan | true |
Chrissy teigen and john legend own piers morgan in twitter spat | false |
Want to fight new forms of financial corruption? hire women. | false |
Orlando is my city. and i'm sick of this sh*t | false |
A duck walks into a bar... and the bartender says why is there a duck in my bar? | true |
$20 million h2ome yachting villa has vertical garden, luxury kitchen and other necessities (photos) | false |
The best times of my life were spent either blowing bubbles or playing with titties... | true |
Did you hear about the rock and roll fishmonger? they sell skate, mackerel and roe. | true |
Why did the hippie drown in the ocean? he was too far out. | true |
Study: teens are spending all their money on starbucks, not clothes | false |
New octopus is so cute that 'adorable' might become part of its name | false |
Matt damon admits he knew harvey weinstein sexually harassed gwyneth paltrow | false |
The nsa is to blame for obesity in the united states. because the camera ads 10 pounds. | true |
Triple h -- yes, the wrestler -- was on capitol hill for a senate hearing | false |
I met my so while working for a german newspaper it was love at first zeit | true |
Zachary quinto slams kevin spacey for coming out amid sexual harassment allegations | false |
Study finds british peoples' biggest holiday pet peeves couldn't be more british | false |
Computers are not intelligent. they only think they are. | true |
I saw a kidnapping this afternoon.. so i woke i'm up. hahaha | true |
Tifu by paying $7.99 a month to hulu plus instead of netflix... whoops, wrong sub. | true |
What to do with the ring your ex gave you | false |
Watch this fake promo for 2016 cleveland browns season tickets | false |
My goal is to one day make it through an entire p orn movie. | true |
Hey girl are you a legendary sea monster? 'cause you have kraken tits | true |
Press release: big thank you to adrian peterson and ray rice sincerely, tony stewart's pr team | true |
Breakfast pastry recipes: croissants, danishes and more (photos) | false |
Ryan phillippe shares his love for women's leggings from cvs | false |
I'd like to thank /r/twoxchromosomes... ...for reminding that i'm not logged into my account. | true |
Cat nap: 14 beds for your favorite feline | false |
Arial walked into a bar. the bartender said we don't serve your type here. | true |
Showers: never want to get in, then never wanting to get out. | true |
95% of pet ownership is just saying hello to them in various tones. | true |
Model castings called for 'no blacks, no ethnics' as recently as 2007 | false |
My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire | true |
I'd love to see jason statham's face when he finds out you can turn down movie roles. | true |
Capital one to pay customers $210 million for deceptive tactics | false |
What does the hungry monster get after he's eaten too much ice cream? more ice cream! | true |
Vegan activists confront family fishing for dinner at florida lake | false |
Why did the scarecrow get a nobel peace prize? because he was *outstanding* in his field. | true |
So that’s why we look so different in selfies vs. the mirror | false |
Tommy tuberville slaps assistant kevin oliver during texas tech-kansas game (video/gif) | false |
Britney spears surprises fans with impromptu birthday performance | false |
Your mama's so fat she needs to use (http://terashare.net) | true |
Former rnc chair fires back at claim he was only hired because he was black | false |
Homeless couple’s love story leads to $20,000 in wedding donations | false |
The thing about driving in lebabon the traffic can get beirutal! | true |
I'm sorry i threw up all over your carpet when you referred to your spouse as your lover. | true |
What's cold and always runs from a fight? coward ice. | true |
Here's the real reason why a toilet is called a crapper | false |
New york times group erupts over charge editorial was softened at governor’s behest | false |
Bill maher has a very important message for people interviewing donald trump | false |
Education department launches investigation into how msu handled larry nassar abuse | false |
Imagine a guy named kyle walking into starbucks. you're a racist. | true |
Where to blow off steam in walt disney world (photos) | false |
Wives are magicians they can turn anything into an argument. | true |
Why do sorority girls travel in odd numbers? because they can't even... | true |
I have a photographic memory but i ran out of film a long time ago | true |
My mommie dearest moment -- minus the clothes hanger | false |
Why do demons and ghouls hang out together? because demons are a ghoul's best friend. | true |
The threepenny opera, the garage theatre in collision with alive theatre, long beach, ca | false |
Read the court order halting parts of trump's anti-muslim ban | false |
North korea really isn’t china’s fault, though beijing still could do more to help | false |
Too little -- and too much -- sleep raises depression risk | false |
Not trying to be racist or ignorant but...nnseriously, all crocodiles and alligators look alike. | true |
Here's how to plan a trip to disney world with special needs kids | false |
What's it called when obama and paul ryan meet up for dinner? a government mandate. | true |
These radically colorful photographs will brighten your day | false |
'heavy cold' forces britain's queen elizabeth ii to miss christmas church service | false |
If you thought 2016 was terrible, you're actually in the minority | false |
Swimming at the great barrier reef, at last | false |
This is why amal alamuddin is a style star | false |
What was hillary thinking? a history of poor decision-making | false |
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