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Parachuter catches some serious air while surfing on wingsuiter's back | false |
I've got a good one, but make sure you're indoors before you read it. it's an inside joke. | true |
Michigan begs supreme court to reinstate ban on 'straight-ticket' voting | false |
Yes, conservatives are still questioning whether president obama is really a christian | false |
To any girl who was told 'you’re not pretty enough' | false |
Things will never get better until you make the conscious decision to lower your standards. | true |
Today someone was killed with a starter pistol. police think it might be race related. | true |
Why can't java programmers see well? because of the eclipse | true |
Investing advice for women isn’t sexist; it’s a necessary corrective | false |
What do you call of group of black people? a group, you fucking racist | true |
For couples who want to get pregnant, men's habits matter, too | false |
What's the difference between the holocaust and killing 5 black men? 5,999,997 | true |
Why are father christmas' reindeer like a cricket match? because they're both stopped by the rein. | true |
California democratic party chair john burton on campaign finance and the election (audio) | false |
I don't like my financial adviser. he put the douche in fiduciary | true |
Starbucks bouncer video 'are you on the list' totally nails it | false |
The 20 greatest movie songs robbed of oscar nominations | false |
Online town halls like clinton's can't replace press conferences | false |
The politics of n.w.a. and hip hop feminism | false |
Immigration victory in nebraska deals another blow to gop | false |
What do you call it when someone has sex in exchange for spaghetti? pastatution | true |
Milky way is snicker's nut-less, gay little brother. | true |
A man walked into a bar i thought he would have seen it. | true |
Who was the roundest knight at king arthur's table? circumference | true |
Soles never buy shoes from a ginger. they have no soles | true |
Donald trump spoils ann coulter's 'in trump we trust' book launch | false |
Why did the family not laugh at the obstetrician's joke? ... because he screwed up the delivery... | true |
When do clocks die? when their time is up. | true |
Lethal weapon is my favorite movie about how to fix a dislocated shoulder. | true |
The 'tuesday night massacre' is trump's most brazen act of corruption yet | false |
Utah resident becomes first zika-related death in u.s. | false |
I like my women how i like my coffee. ground up and in a bag :^) | true |
What was poppin fresh's new name after he was put into the witness protection program? john dough | true |
Cats are just dogs who've been to drama school. | true |
How many scottish highlanders does it take to change a light bulb? there can be only one. | true |
Fbi obtains search warrant to examine new clinton emails | false |
How many dicks can kim jong-un suck at once? he chooses to keeps that information secret. | true |
After criticism, mark zuckerberg says facebook will activate safety check for more human disasters | false |
Eva longoria meets the pope, is literally #blessed | false |
It's like 10,000 goons when all you need is a knight | true |
Manson. o.j. michael jackson. the ap's linda deutsch covered them all | false |
Antarctic icebergs have a surprising role in slowing global warming | false |
Kinda creepy that noah could tell the difference between the male and female versions of everything | true |
Couple marries twice: officiant forgets to include vows in wedding ceremony | false |
Revealed: white house seeks to enlist silicon valley to 'disrupt radicalization' | false |
Sleep problems: 9 things that keep you up at night (infographic) | false |
Cardinals, dodgers standoff: la's scott van slyke vs. st. louis' joe kelly (video) | false |
What do you call a nose with no body? nobody knows. | true |
After portland and london, it’s time to change how we talk terrorism | false |
Request for a new client, your honor, i think this one's guilty | true |
Uber could be world's most valuable start-up if $1 billion fund-raising goal reached | false |
After months of practice, i can finally touch my toes. (by telling them that they are beautiful.) | true |
When does a cub become a boy-scout? when he eats his first brownie | true |
And the rest is history. -lazy history teacher | true |
My great grandpa died in the holocaust. he fell off his gaurd post. | true |
Why you should wash your car? wash your car because it is dirtier than miley cyrus! | true |
What is better than roses on a piano? tulips on an organ! | true |
15 surefire strategies to stay fit from thanksgiving to new year's day | false |
Life is like a box of chocolate... ... it doesn't last long for fat people. | true |
Jessica lichtenstein, artist, dyes her hair pink: from the stylelist network | false |
Black lives matter co-founder: we can grieve for dallas and still demand accountability | false |
Sports fan videobombs live tv interview with delicious dr. evil impression | false |
The top 10 workout songs for january 2018 | false |
What's green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a pool table. | true |
Who is hitlers least favourate character in star wars? jewbacca | true |
This isn't rain, it's god slaughtering a giant cloud. | true |
I didn't like my haircut at first, but it grew on me. | true |
7 (pretty) healthy st. patrick's day foods for kids | false |
Jim carrey’s new painting gives scott pruitt the world’s worst pipeline project | false |
Don't panic guys but i think we really just sawed that woman in half | true |
Taylor swift may appear as jury selection begins in groping case | false |
What did the dyslexic kid say to his parents at christmas? i love satan | true |
I once ate a watch it was time consuming, i didn't go back for seconds. | true |
The manly pursuit of desire: shopping and screwing | false |
John cena wakes up from coma cena: where am i? nurse: i c u cena: no you don't | true |
New study finds prep is safe for use by gay, bisexual adolescent boys | false |
One thing parents need to stop apologizing for | false |
Michael comeau, new york resident, has camera returned to him 3 years after losing it | false |
Why does the house only have one window? cheeseburger (joke from my 3 year old neice this evening) | true |
10 best houseplants to de-stress your home and purify the air | false |
Rachel dickinson, fashion blogger, contours and highlights her face like a professional | false |
'the bachelorette' finale showcases emily maynard's best & worst fashion (photos) | false |
Whats blue and doesn't fit anymore a dead epileptic | true |
Two wrongs don't make a right, take your parents as an example. | true |
What's the shortest organ in a goat? an isis member's dick. | true |
Leonardo dicaprio as rasputin: oscar nominee will star as famed russian mystic in upcoming biopic | false |
Investigation reveals key mistakes in overturned murder case | false |
Bravo's 'top design' alum carisa perez-fuentes talks pinterest addictions, life after reality tv | false |
Nyt: tamir rice would be alive if he were white | false |
Whats got two legs and bleeds..? half a dog | true |
As a refugee first-responder, i've seen people risk and lose their lives at sea | false |
Mlb player adam jones donates $20,000 to the negro leagues baseball museum | false |
Teen allegedly kidnapped as infant reunites with parents, 18 years later | false |
Why don't seagulls fly over bays? because then they'd be called bagels! | true |
Polish joke anyone? knock, knock. who's there? a polish burgular. | true |
So, is dora 18 yet, or what? asking for a friend. | true |
Angela lindvall, model, has a home that's as eco-fabulous as she is (photos) | false |
What did superman tell superwoman? do you want to be in my crib tonight (kryptonite) | true |
When can you store food in a door? when it's ajar. | true |
What do you call an std for homeless people? hermit crabs | true |
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