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Despite more losses, democrats say they can win the house in 2018 | false |
Inside melissa gorga from 'the real housewives of new jersey's' over-the-top mansion (photos) | false |
If you do something right once, someone will ask you to do it again. | true |
Dwyane wade custody battle heats up as he publishes essay on parenting | false |
What's black and taps on the window? a baby in the microwave :) | true |
I have so much pubic hair i can start a cattle ranch | true |
'big little lies' season 2 already looks to die for | false |
My naked wife fell on the floor as she was climbing into bed. 5 second rule? | true |
Holy land u.s.a. theme park: a look at an eerie former biblical attraction (photos) | false |
What's more illegal than marijuana? my mexican neighbor | true |
9 diy foodie gifts that practically make themselves | false |
If you take the d out of devil what do you get? d | true |
Kat von d engaged: reality star's amazing birthday present for fiance deadmau5 | false |
Why did the left shoe marry the right? because they were sole-mates :) | true |
'inside amy schumer' writer goes on lengthy, victim-blaming rant | false |
The malaria misstep: let african scientists solve our own problems | false |
Julie bowen golden globes dress 2013: see the 'modern family' star's gown! (photos) | false |
Asked my magic 8 ball if i should turn my lights off or not... it said on | true |
New uses for lemons, vinegar, vodka and our other best repurposing ideas (photos) | false |
Cyd charisse poses for valentine's day card, 1940s | false |
Jeb bush: u.s. should embed troops with iraqis for training | false |
Did you hear about the guy with five penises? his condom fit like a glove. | true |
Champions league final: bayern munich vs. chelsea at allianz arena | false |
I was once blind for 5 years it was a very dark time in my life. | true |
Valerie harper gives fans health update following hospitalization | false |
What's the leading cause of death among wizards? staff infection | true |
I try to avoid nice people so they can stay that way. | true |
95% of parenting is using your sock as a mop. | true |
Hulk hogan vs. gawker sex tape trial nears verdict | false |
I have so much astronomy work it's out of this world. | true |
Miley cyrus attempts to break instagram at the 2015 vmas | false |
These tweets brought to you by me waiting to hear back from my weed guy | true |
What to know about the iran nuclear deal | false |
The republicans' non-response to the las vegas shooting | false |
Flow like water: how water supports your feminine leadership | false |
What is the only thing easier to break than a razer headset? your sister's hymen. | true |
Why 21 didn't invite his brother for dinner? 28 | true |
Hello and welcome to hypocrite's anonymous. what's your name? | true |
How to get your difficult sleeper to sleep in 19 easy steps | false |
What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep ? a dinosnore ! | true |
Local sausage restaurant starts a youtube channel... links in the description. | true |
Sam champion disagrees with weather channel co-founder's climate change denial | false |
Dad jokes who can make a good dad joke? | true |
Why is the new version called windows 10? because 7 ate 9. | true |
What kind of cigarettes do hippies smoke? yours. | true |
She's how old? do age differences really matter? | false |
I've been using productstm for years and let me tell you, other brandstm can't compare ! | true |
What do derek jeter and girls' asses have in common? they're both overrated bags of shit | true |
What do you call a nerd after highschool? boss | true |
Pippa middleton packs on the sparkles for sugarplum ball with nico jackson (photos) | false |
Abu khattala: the career and arrest of the jihadi behind the benghazi attack | false |
A lawyer i know is a big fan of u2 he's pro bono. | true |
'got' stars wishing this guy happy birthday is a present for everyone | false |
11 kids who know exactly how we feel on thanksgiving | false |
Jimmy kimmel proves some americans still think barack obama is muslim | false |
How do you get elected president of my pants? by the vote of the erectional college... | true |
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? you suck his cock! | true |
How do you know you sister is on her period? dad's cock tastes like blood. | true |
My father used to say life is like a box of chocolates... **because women will destroy you.** | true |
What do you call a black guy flying a plane? you call him a pilot you fucking racist. | true |
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? a dinosnore! ps: caillou is the best show ever. | true |
They told me i had type a blood. but it was a type o. | true |
It's not about who's right or wrong. ~ the person that is wrong | true |
What's white on top and black on bottom? society what's black on top and white on bottom? rape | true |
15 out of 12 beers agree i can't do math when i'm drunk. | true |
I decided to make a new logo for /r/jokes you like it? | true |
Aclu sues to block mississippi law that allows denying service to lgbt people | false |
My son failed gym. but he unlocked every achievement on left 4 dead so it's a wash. | true |
Guys, i found a cure for my alzheimer's! | true |
I like my coffee like i like my coffee. coffee. | true |
Lover.ly app review: mobile version of wedding site is easy to use | false |
How to wear a sheer skirt: from the stylelist network | false |
You know what the doctor told the midget? you'll have to be a little patient. | true |
Why aren't midgets attention whores? cause they know they're important. | true |
Eternal childhood of the spotless mind: speech codes in the neoliberal university | false |
Mommy told me i should make some friends so i became a necromancer | true |
When do you care for a man's company? when he owns it. | true |
Famous last words of the father, when he killed his son with a vacuum cleaner dyson | true |
Long-sought ncaa football practice legislation finally within sight | false |
Why it would actually make sense for shailene woodley to be in the 'o.c.' musical | false |
Summer shape-up: how to look good in a t-shirt | false |
What do you call an unfinished inflow of money? incomplete. | true |
What do jewish termites do for passover? they have a cedar dinner. | true |
If two cannibals fight does that make it a food fight? | true |
What has four legs a tail whiskers and flies? a dead cat. | true |
Volkswagen may try to pay off owners of diesel cars | false |
I bet that in prison everyone's fb relationship status is set to it's complicated. | true |
What do you call a group of ears? a heard | true |
It's snowing in hawaii right now, and we can't wait to visit | false |
I see that your iq test came back negative. | true |
As we honor veterans, we must acknowledge the moral costs of war | false |
An australian asked me, have you come to die? no, i came yesterday., i replied. | true |
The censorious vortex of the 'flash news' barons | false |
Craft of the day: lovely rustic wall art | false |
I don't like rape jokes... they feel kinda forced. | true |
There was a man who left a boombox on a mountain. the rocks were rocking on. | true |
Jeb bush sending signals that he may be getting ready for 2016 presidential run | false |
Adventure of a lifetime: 'coasteering' in southwest wales | false |
Rahm emanuel says 'fairy dust' tax credits can't fix infrastructure alone | false |
If you want to be healthier, eat your trash | false |
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