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Date - so...are you going to be doing that for the whole date? | true |
Drunken irish coffee macarons are all the st. patrick's day you need | false |
Retired major general issues blistering takedown of trump parade plan | false |
What's big and green and sits in the corner? the incredible sulk! | true |
Is this happening in your bedroom? what foreplay looks like now | false |
Kobani sure looks important to the strategy now, doesn't it? | false |
It's summer! yay! no more school shootings! american children. | true |
When i blow myself up in a streetside cafe i expect 72 fleshlights in heaven. | true |
Trump pledges 'never again' on israel's holocaust remembrance day | false |
What side of a chicken has the most feathers? the outside. | true |
U.s. companies conduct fire drills in case greece exits euro | false |
Colombia reaches revised new peace deal weeks after referendum | false |
I would think you'd have to be open minded... ...to be a brain surgeon. | true |
Grandpa: my joints are stiff. me: don't roll them so tight. | true |
Proposed bill would allow students to sue if they see transgender students in certain bathrooms | false |
What do vegetables watch when they're feeling frisky? cornography | true |
Deion sanders, pilar sanders divorce: child support ordered | false |
My wife is an angel. all my friends are jealous because their wives are still alive. | true |
Antidepressants and pregnancy: ssris do not up risk of infant death, study says | false |
This toddler is completely delighted by a laser beam | false |
What do you call a serial killing cannibal who catches on fire easily? flammable lector. | true |
How this trans actress was happily proven wrong about show business | false |
When greek people play a video game, what settings do they use? default | true |
Germany rejects trump's claim it owes nato and u.s. 'vast sums' for defense | false |
Never make fun of an overweight person with a lisp. they're probably thick and tired of it. | true |
What do women call men under 6 inches? friends. | true |
I threw a cat in a lake i have finally made a pussy wet. | true |
How nikki haley helped fuel the homebuilding industry’s war on fire sprinklers | false |
What's the best part of getting/receiving a blowjob? her shutting up for once. | true |
A conversation with lifestyle expert and writer susanna salk | false |
Trump doubles down on criticism of kim jong un during alabama rally | false |
Facing terrorism charges, ny bomb suspect portrayed as bin laden admirer | false |
9 people who will throw a wrench in your dinner party | false |
Most of the lies i tell aren't even true. | true |
Energy secretary urges congress to pass sweeping climate policy | false |
Moms rally around pregnant scientist after she's uninvited from conference | false |
Even in divisive times, service and volunteering bring us together as one america | false |
Channing tatum lets it go as elsa from 'frozen' on 'lip sync battle' | false |
The best gifs from the 2016 golden globes | false |
Girls say all men are the same. why they have so many problems choosing one then?! | true |
It's been scientifically proven that women who worry are smart. i must be a freaking genius. | true |
What do you have when you have 1000 whites skydiving? oil | true |
Awww. there there. *pats you on the face. hard | true |
Congress moves to punish anyone using the aca and medicare | false |
There's probably a whole circle in hell that's just full of guys beatboxing. | true |
Shiitake recipes: how to cook one of our favorite meaty mushrooms (photos) | false |
Huffpollster: voters remain very negative about donald trump and hillary clinton | false |
Remember when you could strangle people with your phone? those were the days.. | true |
This filthy jewess is done with 'alt-right' bullsh*t | false |
Sometimes it just doesn't feel like putting the lotion on its skin. | true |
What good is a space heater, it's cold here on earth. | true |
I gave my wife my email address but she keeps on speaking directly to me. | true |
Scientology has spaceships?! crazy! i'll stick to my guy who parted the sea with his mind. | true |
This richard sherman fan met waka flocka and it got awkward fast | false |
Pink is angry, honest and armed with new music | false |
My friend asked me, what rhymes with reddit? i said: no it doesn't | true |
Trump support suffers post-rnc among this traditionally republican demographic | false |
You can now watch jay-z skewer 'friends' in the full 'moonlight' video | false |
Four years after the oprah-eckhart tolle web class, what i still can learn | false |
Making a new recipe this thanksgiving? share your photos! | false |
I took an iq test. the results were negative. | true |
My swedish girlfriend broke up with me now, i'm just somebody that she used to blow. | true |
This salad would be way better if it was pizza. | true |
Mom *sobs* it happened again mom: ok hurry up and eat his body | true |
Everytime i go see my drug dealer he just cracks me up | true |
Here's how matthew shepard's tragic death changed u.s. politics | false |
Three things in the universe are constant. the speed of light, gravity, and laundry. | true |
What portland can teach the rest of america about getting dressed | false |
I think i just found this ice cream cone's g-spot | true |
If the pen is mightier than the sword... ... then why do actions speak louder than words? | true |
The myth of the 'fine line' between healthy and unhealthy drinking | false |
If you're a delivery driver and don't get a tip... you get shafted | true |
I wish my girlfriend went down as much... as the pound did last night. | true |
Why are neutralization reations illegal? they involve assault. | true |
Did you hear willie nelson died? he was playing on the road again. | true |
Most wealthy americans say giving back is 'essential' to them: report | false |
12 ways to be richer a year from now | false |
Yo momma's so old she has a separate entrance for black guys. | true |
'wet hot american summer' is seeking the gop nomination for president | false |
A man caught me applying chap stick, so i just started eating it so it wouldn't be weird. | true |
What college did michael jackson go to? bringham young | true |
Why are catholic priests so eco-friendly? zero emissions. | true |
What do you get when you mix a hamburger with guinness. a hamburger paddy. | true |
What do you call a cow that has had an abortion? decaffeinated | true |
I have the talent of getting tired without doing nothing. | true |
The golden touch of a chicago cab driver | false |
A waiter walks up to a table of yentas and asks, is anything alright? | true |
7 times the nba suspended a player for doing what draymond green did sunday night | false |
Dear kellie leitch: if you think immigrants don't 'work hard,' you haven't met my family | false |
What did olivia newton-john say to her doctor? lets get physical! | true |
Integrative mental health and the healing power of connection | false |
Lindsay lohan turns roving eu reporter on social media | false |
Pope francis uses christmas message to call for two-state solution | false |
One crucial thing can help end violence against girls | false |
To the woman who keeps pounding and screaming at my door all night: i'm not letting you go... | true |
Michael phelps can't play any mmorpg anymore he always gets banned as a gold farmer. | true |
If you're in a mexican prison, jesus loves you might not be very comforting words... | true |
If you start peeing out blood urine big trouble | true |
Why was beethoven making a lot of money? his property was fur elise | true |
This is how muhammad ali wanted to be remembered | false |
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