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The new star wars comes out in two years. (luke 20:15). | true |
Let your teenager sleep -- the brain needs it | false |
Life is not a box of chocolates when the box of chocolates end, you get upset... | true |
What's a pirates favorite letter? argh... no, it be the sea | true |
My phone can hold 5000 songs or 1 voicemail from my mom | true |
A father's day reminder and challenge to dads in congress | false |
Bernie sanders wins on climate change in mock iowa caucus of activists | false |
Today i quit drinking for good now i only drink for evil | true |
What kind of flooring does jesus have in his kitchen gentiles | true |
Family focuses on the good things that happened in 2016 in musical holiday card | false |
Why is imgur down? it was over *cat*pacity. | true |
Interior design 101: 5 rookie mistakes you'll never make again | false |
What do you call a lost nun? a roman catholic | true |
Simple cure for childhood obesity: ice cream trucks that don't stop. | true |
What happens on 420 in saudi arabia a lot of people get stoned | true |
My friend keeps hiding disney films in my lunch. i'm fed up. | true |
Lgbtq ad execs share personal journeys in this national coming out day video | false |
Rubio lays out new, hardline position on immigration | false |
15 ways the knicks can trade carmelo anthony | false |
Taco recipes to try on cinco de mayo and all summer long | false |
This machine will create the largest manmade waves in the world | false |
Have we already solved the student debt crisis? | false |
I got pizza grease on my newspaper today and thought i'd developed x-ray vision. | true |
Dear workaholics who browse reddit - how do you manage your time so well? | true |
Domino's and ford are testing pizza deliveries with self-driving cars | false |
What body part do adults have two of and children have four of? kidneys. | true |
Stay away from teenage skunks they have pee-yoo-berty! ill see myself out :/ | true |
Chris rock calls out the oscars lack of diversity in perfect tweet | false |
I'd really, really love to adopt a kid some day. abort* sorry, i hate auto correct. | true |
Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar. | true |
Having trouble focusing because i watched a man use a key as a q-tip on the subway today. | true |
Whip me up, before you nae nae don't leave me hanging on like a bae bae | true |
'american ninja warrior' winner challenges show to make course harder next time | false |
What's the most positive thing in harlem? hiv. | true |
She was a very heavy smoker with a cough that curdled your blood. phlegm fatale, they called her. | true |
Crowded gop field forces presidential candidates to unite into republitron | false |
I was so depressed dat my atm displayed someone else's balance to cheer me up | true |
What type of fruit is not allowed to get married? cantaloupe... | true |
Jessica simpson shares adorable photo of her kids looking like angels on picture day | false |
Everytime pitbull performs i get scared because i probably know the words from drunken bar nights | true |
Of course kanye west is the star of the new balmain campaign | false |
Baghdad bomb blasts kill 20 and wound 80 during ramadan | false |
Emily blunt is better than a spoonful of sugar in 'mary poppins returns' teaser | false |
If you say guess who died? with a big smile on your face some people get kinda angry. | true |
What did dexter forget to bring to art class? supplies mother fucker | true |
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? he had to work it out with a pencil. | true |
Why are there only 49 miss black america contestants? ..because none of them want to be miss. idaho | true |
Racism seen as factor in differing sentences for election crimes in one texas county | false |
You don't have to root for the seal when the shark gives chase | false |
Stage door: 'the bridges of madison county' and 'nothing on earth can hold houdini' | false |
Olivia wilde had the sweetest birthday message for jason sudeikis | false |
Doctor: tell me everything you told the nurse 5 minutes ago. | true |
Zac efron's john john denim commercial is... intense (video) | false |
What do you call someone who only gives back rubs to men? a massage-inist. | true |
Turbulence injures at least 26 on china eastern flight | false |
A man walks into a bar and says... ouch! | true |
What does it say on the door of the microsoft store? no shirt, no shoes, no surface. | true |
Why did the freshly circumcised penis experience uncontrollable road rage? someone cut him off. | true |
Concerned parisians are posting missing persons reports on social media | false |
Demi lovato flaunts her curves on the cover of cosmopolitan (photo) | false |
The seven deadly sins of credit (and how to avoid them) | false |
Sadly, this joke about racist facebook friends still rings true | false |
Muhammad yunus on how to change the world: do the reverse | false |
Where can i donate to the american red cross? i would like to help with house #7. | true |
What's a minister's favorite food? tacos al pastor | true |
Why do airlines make a big deal out of single piece baggage weight limits? | false |
Steve miller rails against rock and roll hall of fame at induction ceremony | false |
Who is the chess player's dream companion? a *czech mate* | true |
Huffpost hill - nation to clinton: open wide and say, 'ahhhh' | false |
One mom's true story: how i stopped spoiling my kids | false |
Ref run over: south alabama running back cris dinham trucks umpire (video) | false |
How many tickles does it take to make laugh an octopus ? ten tickles | true |
Meet pearl mackie, the 20-something shaking up 'doctor who' | false |
At a town hall, constituents literally turn their backs on gop senator | false |
Why north korea's arrest of an american college student should come as no surprise | false |
Damn girl, are you a gibson? cause i would only use you if i would get paid. | true |
5 reasons the future is better without jetpacks or flying cars | false |
What did one lesbian vampire say the other? see ya next month ;) | true |
I was going to bring everyone on reddit some cool plants but unfortunately, i never botany | true |
Where will a springer spaniel never shop? at a flea market! | true |
All you need to transition into spring: from the stylelist network | false |
John mayer goes on 'indefinite hiatus': singer's vocal cord injury forces him to cancel tour | false |
Blake griffin dunk: tyson chandler ally oop followed by slam from clippers' star (video) | false |
More bodies found at mass grave in suspected thai trafficking camp | false |
Are you russian? no, i'm not in a hurry. | true |
17 funny fail gifs: falling down never was so hilarious (photos) | false |
Dead dog found with note: 'we beat it 2 death lol hahaha!' | false |
Never, ever report a poll you haven’t seen | false |
What's the difference between a mexican and a book? a book has papers. | true |
Un rights chief condemns assad regime for abuses in syria | false |
Pac-man what should you do before you criticize pac-man? waka waka waka mile in his shoes. | true |
He's the most mysterious guy in the world | false |
Finds it funny when people who aren't friends in real life are friends on facebook | true |
Who's on first? this triple play shows how random the yankees' infield has gotten | false |
Irritating friend: i passed your house yesterday. me: thanks. i really appreciate that. | true |
The people i work with are a bunch of potatoes they're definitely tator-taught. | true |
Why did the house go to the doctor? he was having window pains i'm sorry | true |
10 signs displayed in the 2013 nyc pride march that you should read and remember | false |
How do chinese people name their babies? throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make. | true |
Holy hogwarts, 'harry potter and the cursed child' is headed to broadway | false |
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