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Homeowner has to pay damages from neighbor's exploding corpse | false |
I saw a sign that said falling rocks i tried. it doesn't. | true |
Gay american history: secrets of the united states' queer past | false |
Will katy perry profit off taylor swift's 'bad blood'? | false |
3 anger management tips for generally nice people | false |
Craigslist's sex work ads saved 2,150 women's lives. a bill could make such posts illegal. | false |
The mizzou football team lost it when their new coach was introduced | false |
How do you reference your local humane society on twitter? ## | true |
How do you sink a french battleship? put it in water. | true |
Donald trump jr. appears to have violated election law, democrats say | false |
57 white supremacists in texas indicted in meth, kidnapping cases | false |
Wednesday's morning email: what you need to know about hurricane irma | false |
What's really in those squeezable yogurt tubes for kids? (infographic) | false |
If usain bolt was an electrician... his name would be usain volt | true |
Disney-loving 4-year-old performs with teen behind the voice of moana | false |
My girlfriend asked me what color her eyes were today... i responded, 36c. | true |
What does rare chicken meat taste like? salmonella | true |
Get from spain to portugal in less than a minute | false |
Paul ryan says trump's trademark racist comments are ‘out of left field' | false |
What's the common thing between mercedes and iphone 6? mercedes benz... | true |
Here's definitive proof christmas is starting even earlier this year | false |
Why do girls like to have a dog? because it suits their personality, a bitch. | true |
Jennifer lawrence and chris pratt date in space in first 'passengers' trailer | false |
Did you hear kony is raising up another army? it's a baby only army. the infant-ry. | true |
15 years of ftc failure to factor privacy into merger reviews | false |
Obama to visit las vegas as immigration moves near | false |
Ran my first 10k this morning. ...i'm kidding, i'm on my second milky way. | true |
Dwindling arctic ice signals a clear need for change | false |
Relationships are like fat people, most of them don't work out. | true |
11 cheap beauty gifts that come straight from the drugstore | false |
From now on, i'm referring to my ex girlfriends as yesterbae's. | true |
Two termites go on a date.. waiter: what would you like to order sir? termite: table for two. | true |
Do you know why women love zombies? because zombies love what's on the inside, not the outside! | true |
If you see a muslim at the airport | false |
What do you call an italian reggae enthusiast? a pastafarian | true |
'how to get away with murder' grabs the opportunity to diss trump in premiere | false |
Women are temperamental. that's 90% temper and 10% mental. | true |
The avengers all went for dinner. what did bruce banner have? hulk's mash! | true |
How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb? there's really no sure way to know. | true |
Everyone's enjoying an empty new york city in these snowstorm photos | false |
What snake do get when cross a calculator with a steam engine? a puff-adder | true |
What do catholics and guitar players have in common? neither of them practice. | true |
Naked celebrities...well, almost: 26 stars show us how to go sheer with dignity (photos) | false |
I've got an inferiority complex. but it's not a very good one. | true |
Alarm (noun) -a device commonly used in the morning to invent new curse words. | true |
Whats the difference between a canoe and a jew? one tips the other doesn't. | true |
In canada, we don't count by mississippi's, we count by saskatchewan's. | true |
Very funny comedy @ my church night vigil | true |
Why are criminals so good at basketball? they shoot first and ask questions later. | true |
When is iran not iran? when it's a rock. | true |
Hillary clinton's governing vision receives affirmation... from bernie sanders | false |
What was jean-paul sartre's favorite art form? exi-stencilism | true |
Beck beats beyoncé for album of the year | false |
What did the tree do when he got really nervous? he soiled his pants i'll^see^myself^out... | true |
Once you've seen one shopping center... you've seen the mall | true |
Giorgio armani reveals his secret to making it in the fashion industry | false |
Power is the ulterior motive of our foreign policy | false |
Why did hitler kill himself because he saw his gas bill | true |
This is the longest-lasting stellar eclipse ever observed | false |
10 text messages that will get you dumped | false |
21 images of little wonder women who are the definition of girl power | false |
Dan rather to write a book on 'what unites us' | false |
Tifu by getting fired from the calendar factory. all i did was take a day off. | true |
What do you call a mentally challenged feather pillow? a downs pillow. | true |
When theres a rack of lamb, there is not a lack of ram. | true |
What do you call a surfer who loves muhammad? a radicalized muslim braaaaaaaaaaaaaa | true |
If amy winehouse complained a lot... she'd be amy whinehouse | true |
What has four hairy legs and sleeps with my sister? my father and i | true |
I don't understand men who can pull off facial hair why don't they just use a razor? | true |
The breastfeeding chronicles: my son didn't latch until he was 4 months old | false |
Guy in bear costume has no problem voting in russian election | false |
11 brand names that sound hilarious in a different language | false |
5 cooking classes that will change your life | false |
What kind of tea do the crime investigation team drink? a casual tea | true |
Hitler is threatening to start world war 3 he is dead serious. ayyy lmao | true |
The totally normal life stage that dare not speak its name | false |
Are you busier than the president? there's no excuse for not exercising | false |
'friends' co-creator on whether or not we'll get a reboot | false |
Audrianna beattie, 12, testifies in court to play on the 'boys only' wrestling team | false |
What has seven arms and sucks? def leppard | true |
How do you keep a vegan from eating all your dairy? invite two of them. | true |
How do you keep redditors in suspense? i dunno, i'll tell ya tomorrow | true |
You now what's great about fucking twenty five year olds? there's twenty of them. | true |
Mother of pulse nightclub victim speaks out for hillary clinton | false |
Look at the unbreakable bond between a blind puppy and her brother | false |
Why does dr. pepper come in bottles? because he's a fucking creep | true |
Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored. | true |
I was going to invest in the microsoft hololens but... ...their projections weren't very good. | true |
If you fall, i'll be there. love, the floor. | true |
A tree silently weeping as firemen steal its cat. again! | true |
Steve wozniak: 'i don't have broadband at home' | false |
Faith hill's age doesn't show in minidress (photos) | false |
Chance the rapper celebrates the last christmas before donald trump with run-dmc spoof | false |
What do you call a trailer park in a tornado? wind chimes. | true |
Boss: you're an hour late! guy who is about to invent daylight savings time: haven't you heard? | true |
I entered the word bit*h into my gps and guess what, i'm in your driveway!! | true |
Cash back incentives: a winning strategy for health insurers and consumers | false |
An invisible man attacked me while he was masturbating. he came out of nowhere. | true |
Jimmy kimmel may have just pulled off his greatest prank ever | false |
Do you think that a funeral director signs his letters with ' yours eventually'? | true |
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