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I don't like peanut butter... it just isn't my jam. | true |
Get an inside look at pakistan's gay underground scene | false |
Balcony grill: barbecue has never seemed so incredibly dangerous (photo) | false |
How did the redneck find his sister in the woods? pretty hot. | true |
What do you get if you cross a cow a french fry and a sofa? a cowch potato! | true |
10 thanksgiving tips for turkey day: keep it real | false |
What is novichok? ex-spy poisoned with rare russia-linked nerve agent | false |
Dear president obama- please help americans rebuild their lives | false |
What's the worst part of getting hit in the face with pie? it's never ending. | true |
I like my women like i like my coffee. ground up and kept in the freezer. | true |
How are women and cigarettes similar? the taste changes as you get closer to the butt. | true |
Hello, mr. bond. *shuffles uno cards* i've been expecting you. *sinks into bean bag chair* | true |
Usain bolt runs rings around james corden in olympic rap battle | false |
Santa claus' hometown in rovaniemi, finland is as magical as you imagined it would be | false |
Wife: have you seen my stilettos? me : uh *stumble* no | true |
I'm giving away my dead batteries. they're free of charge. | true |
Why i'd give anything for my grown-up kids to be babies again | false |
What is the terminators muslim name? al bi baq | true |
What did the rapman say to other rapman yo tony where did you get that fresh salami? | true |
Why does donald trump love all colors? he heard all colors add up to white. | true |
Pretending this is a healthy protein shake even though it's just 15 pancakes i threw into a blender | true |
Why are taylor swift's songs always a hit? (warning pokemon joke) because swift never misses. | true |
Knock knock. who's rhere?. 9/11. 9/11 who? you said you would never forget. | true |
Two problems with north carolina: too many racists, and too many goddamn asians. | true |
This shiba inu totally wins at customer service | false |
It's 'before' not 'b4'... we don't speak bingo here... | true |
6 foods to eat when you're stressed af | false |
Craft of the day: a chic ipad case made from a bubble envelope | false |
Benedict cumberbatch is proof that a white guy banged a cat. | true |
10 things you didn't know about cameron diaz | false |
Jude law sweater leaves us scratching our heads (photo) | false |
White house tries to rebrand trump's 'deportation force' | false |
Roses are red violets aren't ferns since i've been with you when i pee it burns. | true |
The welsh are a very shy people they're really quite sheepish... | true |
We're thankful for curvy models, curly hair and more! | false |
Addiction treatment funding: why cutting spending could lead to higher costs | false |
Everyone please stop doing crimes because sirens are too noisy. | true |
I own a store that sells crafts painted with blood it's called the artery | true |
What's a rabbits' favorite tv show? hoppy days. | true |
Did maisie williams just reveal when ‘game of thrones’ will return? | false |
If trump wins the election and replaces president obama... ...orange will be the new black. | true |
Man jailed after he says cops mistook krispy kreme glaze for meth | false |
Friday box office rains down on 'cloudy with a chance of meatballs 2' | false |
Supreme court refuses to block trump team's 'poll watching' crusade in ohio | false |
Why did the business dog chase his tail? so he could make ends meet! | true |
What did mike tyson say to vincent van gogh?? you gonna eat that? | true |
David duchovny was 'amazed' after seeing the 'x-files' reboot | false |
St. louis county prosecutor: 'i'm pretty sure all lives matter' | false |
The queerest moments from the mtv video music awards | false |
Glass-bottom boats, history and monkeys at silver springs (photos) | false |
Nuri bilge ceylan's winter sleep wins palme d'or at cannes: a masterpiece | false |
Why did the condom fly across the room? it got pissed off. | true |
5 things not to do to a person with deformity | false |
If you insist on sending me pics of your boobs please at least be a female!! | true |
Secrets to leave the couch potato body behind | false |
Craft beer takes over nyc at the craft beer festival | false |
Who did chris brown mistook rihanna for? britney spears | true |
Empowering women to escape the cruel realities of poverty through education – one village | false |
Church probes priest accused of embezzling $1 million for gay sex exploits | false |
Streetlight saves pedestrian from death by speeding car | false |
Her: i like smart guys me : thats what happens if u get stuck behind a bookcase | true |
Harrison ford could've been killed by the millennium falcon on 'star wars' set | false |
Massive heat dome to scorch the southwest, could smash longstanding records | false |
A magician was driving through a neighborhood... and then he turned into a driveway. | true |
Arnold schwarzenegger will replace donald trump as host of 'celebrity apprentice' | false |
The rock has the best response to a meme calling him out | false |
I am sooo glad i was young, wild & crazy before there were cell phones & evidence. | true |
I like my oreos like i like my people... ...held under the surface till the bubbles stop. | true |
Introverts have fun too, we just don't care if you know... | true |
What's a sorority girls favorite camera? a like uh | true |
Mind, body, fitness goals: how i lost my pregnancy weight! (part two) | false |
You laugh at the burrito in my purse, until you get hungry. | true |
Exxon mobil actually put a climate scientist on its board of directors | false |
Me: boop! teehee! cop: .. me: sorry. did you want me to touch my nose? | true |
Friday the 13th box office competition no match for 'insidious: chapter 2' | false |
New years resolutions of self-growth for my fellow 20-somethings | false |
Designated drivers: study shows some still drink alcohol before driving | false |
Justice ginsburg leads supreme court majority to deliver blow to big business | false |
Feeling like a fraud? fearlessly embrace and own all the good! (video) | false |
Mark hamill gives 'stars wars' super fans the fright of their lives | false |
What is e.t. short for? he's only got little legs. | true |
That awkward moment when i'm really drunk and you're still ugly. | true |
Why was the astronaut cold? he forgot to bring a space heater. | true |
A british wizard walks into a gay bar... ...and disappears with a poof | true |
This is the most annoying sound you won't hear during world cup | false |
The nfl draft sleepers you can't afford not to know | false |
What did pythagoras say about the pyramid scheme? he just couldn't find the guys angle! | true |
Opi, the beauty department and more to follow on pinterest this week (photos) | false |
I read that 10 out of 2 people are dyslexic that makes two of us | true |
By putting the punchline in the title how do you trick /r/jokes into thinking it's a repost? | true |
South korean envoys meet kim jong un in pyongyang | false |
Why did the dinosaur go to jail? because he was a child molester. | true |
We're still holding out hope for an lgbt superhero on the big screen | false |
Boss: i'm sorry i just don't trust your judgment. me: explain.. | true |
Netanyahu orders cabinet ministers to attend trump's welcoming ceremony | false |
How the fabulous palm springs follies high-kicked my sobriety | false |
Heard a beethoven piece & a ke$ha song yesterday. which one is deaf again? | true |
Breast cancer and dogs: the next 'canaries in the coal mine'? | false |
Q: why did the chicken say meow oink bow-wow and moo? a: he was studying foreign languages. | true |
Did you hear the one about the easter bunny who sat on a bee? it's a tender tail! | true |
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