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I don't like peanut butter... it just isn't my jam.
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Get an inside look at pakistan's gay underground scene
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Balcony grill: barbecue has never seemed so incredibly dangerous (photo)
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How did the redneck find his sister in the woods? pretty hot.
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What do you get if you cross a cow a french fry and a sofa? a cowch potato!
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10 thanksgiving tips for turkey day: keep it real
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What is novichok? ex-spy poisoned with rare russia-linked nerve agent
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Dear president obama- please help americans rebuild their lives
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What's the worst part of getting hit in the face with pie? it's never ending.
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I like my women like i like my coffee. ground up and kept in the freezer.
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How are women and cigarettes similar? the taste changes as you get closer to the butt.
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Hello, mr. bond. *shuffles uno cards* i've been expecting you. *sinks into bean bag chair*
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Usain bolt runs rings around james corden in olympic rap battle
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Santa claus' hometown in rovaniemi, finland is as magical as you imagined it would be
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Wife: have you seen my stilettos? me : uh *stumble* no
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I'm giving away my dead batteries. they're free of charge.
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Why i'd give anything for my grown-up kids to be babies again
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What is the terminators muslim name? al bi baq
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What did the rapman say to other rapman yo tony where did you get that fresh salami?
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Why does donald trump love all colors? he heard all colors add up to white.
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Pretending this is a healthy protein shake even though it's just 15 pancakes i threw into a blender
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Why are taylor swift's songs always a hit? (warning pokemon joke) because swift never misses.
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Knock knock. who's rhere?. 9/11. 9/11 who? you said you would never forget.
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Two problems with north carolina: too many racists, and too many goddamn asians.
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This shiba inu totally wins at customer service
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It's 'before' not 'b4'... we don't speak bingo here...
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6 foods to eat when you're stressed af
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Craft of the day: a chic ipad case made from a bubble envelope
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Benedict cumberbatch is proof that a white guy banged a cat.
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10 things you didn't know about cameron diaz
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Jude law sweater leaves us scratching our heads (photo)
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White house tries to rebrand trump's 'deportation force'
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Roses are red violets aren't ferns since i've been with you when i pee it burns.
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The welsh are a very shy people they're really quite sheepish...
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We're thankful for curvy models, curly hair and more!
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Addiction treatment funding: why cutting spending could lead to higher costs
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Everyone please stop doing crimes because sirens are too noisy.
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I own a store that sells crafts painted with blood it's called the artery
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What's a rabbits' favorite tv show? hoppy days.
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Did maisie williams just reveal when ‘game of thrones’ will return?
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If trump wins the election and replaces president obama... ...orange will be the new black.
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Man jailed after he says cops mistook krispy kreme glaze for meth
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Friday box office rains down on 'cloudy with a chance of meatballs 2'
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Supreme court refuses to block trump team's 'poll watching' crusade in ohio
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Why did the business dog chase his tail? so he could make ends meet!
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What did mike tyson say to vincent van gogh?? you gonna eat that?
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David duchovny was 'amazed' after seeing the 'x-files' reboot
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St. louis county prosecutor: 'i'm pretty sure all lives matter'
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The queerest moments from the mtv video music awards
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Glass-bottom boats, history and monkeys at silver springs (photos)
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Nuri bilge ceylan's winter sleep wins palme d'or at cannes: a masterpiece
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Why did the condom fly across the room? it got pissed off.
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5 things not to do to a person with deformity
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If you insist on sending me pics of your boobs please at least be a female!!
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Secrets to leave the couch potato body behind
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Craft beer takes over nyc at the craft beer festival
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Who did chris brown mistook rihanna for? britney spears
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Empowering women to escape the cruel realities of poverty through education – one village
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Church probes priest accused of embezzling $1 million for gay sex exploits
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Streetlight saves pedestrian from death by speeding car
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Her: i like smart guys me : thats what happens if u get stuck behind a bookcase
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Harrison ford could've been killed by the millennium falcon on 'star wars' set
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Massive heat dome to scorch the southwest, could smash longstanding records
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A magician was driving through a neighborhood... and then he turned into a driveway.
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Arnold schwarzenegger will replace donald trump as host of 'celebrity apprentice'
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The rock has the best response to a meme calling him out
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I am sooo glad i was young, wild & crazy before there were cell phones & evidence.
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I like my oreos like i like my people... ...held under the surface till the bubbles stop.
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Introverts have fun too, we just don't care if you know...
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What's a sorority girls favorite camera? a like uh
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Mind, body, fitness goals: how i lost my pregnancy weight! (part two)
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You laugh at the burrito in my purse, until you get hungry.
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Exxon mobil actually put a climate scientist on its board of directors
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Me: boop! teehee! cop: .. me: sorry. did you want me to touch my nose?
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Friday the 13th box office competition no match for 'insidious: chapter 2'
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New years resolutions of self-growth for my fellow 20-somethings
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Designated drivers: study shows some still drink alcohol before driving
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Justice ginsburg leads supreme court majority to deliver blow to big business
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Feeling like a fraud? fearlessly embrace and own all the good! (video)
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Mark hamill gives 'stars wars' super fans the fright of their lives
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What is e.t. short for? he's only got little legs.
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That awkward moment when i'm really drunk and you're still ugly.
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Why was the astronaut cold? he forgot to bring a space heater.
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A british wizard walks into a gay bar... ...and disappears with a poof
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This is the most annoying sound you won't hear during world cup
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The nfl draft sleepers you can't afford not to know
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What did pythagoras say about the pyramid scheme? he just couldn't find the guys angle!
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Opi, the beauty department and more to follow on pinterest this week (photos)
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I read that 10 out of 2 people are dyslexic that makes two of us
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By putting the punchline in the title how do you trick /r/jokes into thinking it's a repost?
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South korean envoys meet kim jong un in pyongyang
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Why did the dinosaur go to jail? because he was a child molester.
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We're still holding out hope for an lgbt superhero on the big screen
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Boss: i'm sorry i just don't trust your judgment. me: explain..
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Netanyahu orders cabinet ministers to attend trump's welcoming ceremony
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How the fabulous palm springs follies high-kicked my sobriety
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Heard a beethoven piece & a ke$ha song yesterday. which one is deaf again?
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Breast cancer and dogs: the next 'canaries in the coal mine'?
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Q: why did the chicken say meow oink bow-wow and moo? a: he was studying foreign languages.
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Did you hear the one about the easter bunny who sat on a bee? it's a tender tail!
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