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Former cia officials give turkish coup plotters advice on cnn | false |
That awkward moment when twins realize that one of them was not planned | true |
The flash was caught high... he seemed to have taken speed. | true |
Cab driver returns $300,000 left behind in back seat | false |
What has wheels and is green? grass, i lied about the wheels. | true |
Insight into the mind of someone suffering from addiction | false |
How long is a chinese person so is his brother. | true |
I learned a very important lesson at mount rushmore. the best presidents were stoned. | true |
The year in review: college sports reform reaches the tipping point | false |
Why a democrat is now blocking an obama nominee | false |
Kfc urged to stop routine use of antibiotics on poultry | false |
'calvin and hobbes' kid's bedoom makes us want to be little again (photo, video) | false |
If it weren't for pick-pocketers i'd have no sex life at all. | true |
George lucas foundation donates $10 million to usc film school | false |
Kate middleton attends wedding while nearly five months pregnant (photos) | false |
'nightmare on elm street' home on sale for over $2 million (photos) | false |
What do a short-sighted gynaecologist and a puppy have in common? a wet nose. | true |
Jim carrey pays tribute to late ex-girlfriend cathriona white | false |
How is a meditating monk and a fiber-optic cable similar? total internal reflection. | true |
Gop voters have no idea what party leaders think about the primary | false |
Forgive me, father, for i have sinned. the priest replied, i know. i saw your tweet! | true |
Everyone has that friend that needs to stop bumming and buy their own pack of cigarettes. | true |
Helen keller's two favorite colors corduroy and velcro | true |
Twitter is the government's elaborate plan to keep us all off the streets | true |
What's the opposite of critical thinking? critical theory. | true |
The entire history of athletic competition boils down to hey y'all watch this! | true |
How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? none. it's a hardware problem. | true |
I was going to make a joke about asians... ...but that would be waisis. | true |
Florida governor says u.s. is not doing enough to fight zika | false |
Journalism 101 students apparently need to learn self-defense in addition to writing and reporting | false |
Men are like placemats, they only show up when there's food on the table. | true |
Joseph gordon-levitt to play snowden in new film | false |
-come on it was one time guys *jesus drags the cpr dummy to his side of the gym* | true |
Star-ledger editor throws shade on nh paper's christie endorsement | false |
Trump's supreme court nominee neil gorsuch faces senators in high-stakes hearing | false |
Why do we never take the time to thank mislabeled concrete? it's mistaken for granite. | true |
It's the first day of autumn so let's make like humpty dumpty!! and have a great fall! | true |
I just went to a bar god damn, it was one sharp crowbar. | true |
Embattled florida democratic rep. corrine brown loses primary | false |
In ww2 my granddad broke the enigma code... machine. | true |
Mosquitoes are whores. they suck on everyone who goes near them. | true |
How do you make a fireman cry? kill his family. | true |
The invention of dildos had a much deeper impact than previously anticipated. | true |
If you don't use a bottle opener to open your beer, you drink shitty beer. | true |
I love self-deprecating jokes. too bad i suck at them. | true |
Did you hear about the documentary on perforations? it was terrible | true |
I just saw a midget get pickpocketed... i still can't believe someone could stoop so low. | true |
The heartbreaking story of two gay men who were forced to flee russia | false |
I can't believe that they only taught us abstinence during sex ed! it's inconceivable! | true |
I don't see what's wrong with gay marriage it eliminates the worst part of a relationship | true |
Hey baby, are you an oven? because you've had a lot of jews inside of you. | true |
Who is the bees favourite singer ? sting ! | true |
Legal 'pussyrioting' lives on in another russian court blunder | false |
Cities are doing just fine, thank you very much | false |
How do you seperate the men from the boys? a crowbar. | true |
7 things almost as amazing as removing your bra at the end of the day | false |
Latin night is back at gay bars in orlando -- where it belongs | false |
I'm in shape. round is a shape isn't it | true |
What do clouds want to be when they grow up? -thunderstorms | true |
Part two of 'dinner for one' revealed! title is dinner for two: revenge of the tiger. | true |
Son asks dad, do you die if you lose your head? dad responds that is a no-brainer | true |
It's that time of the month for robots ipads | true |
How many mras does it take to screw in a light bulb? tires need changing too you know! | true |
Bush, oz, advocates to trump: declare emergency on opioid crisis now | false |
Chipotle twitter account having some sort of existential breakdown | false |
Why does helium go up? because the floors argon. | true |
Have you heard the joke about german sausage? it's the wurst. | true |
Kel mitchell announces baby news with adorable tribute to 'good burger' | false |
Brad pitt's charity to build $50k home for hurricane sandy family (photos) | false |
I hope that one day i am as fearless as a new york city pigeon. | true |
Paris and beirut: data show how social media shapes coverage | false |
The adventures of priscilla, queen of the sugar festival | false |
Ben carson: gop wouldn’t wait to replace scalia if we held the white house | false |
If i cuold time travel i wouldn't have dropped out of school | true |
Ridiculous etiquette rules from the '20s forbid unauthorized umbrellas, friendship (photo) | false |
7 celebrity pools from architectural digest that have us craving fun in the sun (photos) | false |
I found a place where recycling rate is 98% reddit. | true |
Global health disparities 'could be eliminated in a generation,' experts say | false |
Harrison ford shreds donald trump for 'air force one' praise | false |
Olympian allyson felix says strong black women have helped her carry on | false |
Here’s one excellent reason to cut prison populations | false |
Friday box office thrusts 'monsters university' ahead of 'world war z' | false |
Q: why did the blonde jump off the cliff? a: she thought her maxi pad had wings | true |
People are like a crayons the white ones are useless. | true |
Politicians and billionaires: pledging allegiance to each other in secret | false |
Why does waldo wear stripes? because he didn't want to be spotted! | true |
Why was oedipus against profanity? because he kisses his mother with that mouth. | true |
Reporter not ready blooper: melissa mahan's earpiece glitch causes awkward moment (video) | false |
Mindy kaling was mistaken for 17-year-old nobel prize winner | false |
Why are valley girls so odd? they can't even. | true |
A girl asked her boyfriend what the kamasutra was... he replied let me put it this way | true |
Everything i learned, i learned in the group dressing room at loehmann's | false |
Accidentaly switching two letters... ...can completely urin a sentence. | true |
What does the sign on an out of business brothel say? beat it, we're closed! | true |
10 curious cats guaranteed to inspire creativity (photos) | false |
Jimmy carter zings donald trump: apparently, america wants a jerk for president | false |
Youth designs: designed with the future in mind | false |
Q:what did the fish say when he hit the concrete wall? a:damn | true |
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? heart failure | true |
Alec baldwin's trump has a plan for pardoning paul manafort | false |
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