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Judge rejects sumner redstone bid to end viacom ceo lawsuit | false |
Blake farenthold used $84,000 in taxpayer money to settle sexual harassment claim, politico reports | false |
Americans don't trust either trump or clinton with nuclear weapons | false |
How a sleepless night affects your ability to focus | false |
29 photos that will awaken your inner explorer | false |
Was just watching animal planet, and get this, hippos don't really eat marbles! | true |
Did you see the porn circus? it was fucking intense. | true |
What's the difference between being horny and being hungry? where you put the cucumber | true |
Q: why are brunettes so proud of their hair? a: it matches their mustaches. | true |
Boys, save your bottle caps trump just became president. | true |
Dinosaur brain structure modeled from birds & alligators in new study | false |
Shootings reported at 2 jewish centers in overland park, kan. (video) | false |
Stand up and protect the basic human right to health care | false |
Size matters... my penis looks huge when it's next to a map. | true |
Activists score big victory for medicaid expansion in utah | false |
What do you call a kinky secret society? illumi-naughty. | true |
Twitter warns users to change all their passwords after finding bug | false |
A modern-day fairy tale that works to make sense of war | false |
Justin trudeau tried to honor diwali. instead he offended twitter. | false |
Doctor doctor i keep thinking i'm invisible who said that? | true |
These people took on puerto rican slang and it was nítido | false |
You can never trust someone from chernobyl. most of them are two-faced. | true |
Just once i'd like to see someone dropkick the guy grinning and waving behind the news reporter. | true |
Jewish beekeepers sweeten rosh hashanah, new year holiday | false |
Telemedicine no less effective than in-person therapy for vets with ptsd | false |
Ebola and the fear that makes us stupid | false |
You can always predict what antigay protesters will say. but never how they'll spell it. | true |
What is the scientific measurement for moistness? digits... | true |
One of my favorite things about kids is that you only have to feed them once a week | true |
Man finds home videos hidden in goodwill buy, tracks down family to return memories | false |
I don't understand the hate for man buns i think they're top knots. | true |
Donald trump's fight with hotel workers in las vegas comes to an end | false |
What do you call a pub for lesbians in circus outfits? a clown-dyke-bar credit to u/thebigdsopinion | true |
Teacher says school reprimanded him after his husband sent flowers | false |
Maybe you should get your own life so that you can leave mine alone, bitch. | true |
Bulldog can't stop kissing baby -- it's clearly puppy love | false |
These countries are failing to resettle their ‘fair share’ of syrian refugees | false |
Can this $460 juicy tracksuit trick you into thinking it's cool? | false |
Why did the sun go to school? to get brighter! | true |
How does a road reply when you ask it how work is going? it's tiring. | true |
Jason collins signs with nets and becomes first openly gay active player in nba history | false |
3 guys walked into a bar but one ducked | true |
Amazon temp workers who deliver the holidays are getting squeezed | false |
Workout clothes no one should actually exercise in | false |
Hillary clinton calls for 'basic bargain' on economy | false |
Nothing beats a woman with a great voice. except chris brown. | true |
Apple is suing qualcomm for selling them overpriced chips. punchline ends. | true |
I like my sex like i like my barbeque, mesquite | true |
Why are people without converse shoes dangerous? because they own none chucks. | true |
Mtv movie awards dresses: wedding gown inspiration from the red carpet (photos) | false |
What's the easiest way to twist someone's arm? thalidomide | true |
I never understood why being called an einstein is bad. it's only relatively insulting. | true |
What's one thing today that women are better at than men compared to the 1800's? gold digging | true |
I had just stuck my wiener into some golden buns when i realized... i forgot a condiment. | true |
Where does an atom go when it breaks down? a quantum mechanic. lel | true |
How long do you have to wait between naps? | true |
Sessions, health care and the fall of trump | false |
Social good stars: plant a fish founder fabien cousteau on helping our oceans | false |
Joke yo momma so fat when she goes to the grocery store she brings a battery charger. | true |
The biggest mistake you're making when removing makeup | false |
This blind item helped launch kim kardashian's career 10 years ago | false |
Who broke into the tampon factory? (warning: offensive) some bloody cunt. | true |
Being bored at work could boost creativity, study suggests | false |
Cancer screening budget cuts may prove deadly for some women | false |
New jersey boys survive 100-foot fall after father jumps with them in his arms | false |
In solidarity with a free press, i put some objectionable content on the internet | false |
Born to explore: british columbia's islands of beauty and a floating message (photos) | false |
Shoulda, coulda, woulda: how to make a decision you won't regret! | false |
What happened when the icicle landed on the sowmman's head? it knocked him cold. | true |
Meet the people who refused to be evicted ahead of the rio olympics | false |
Seven more dirty little secrets of the travel industry | false |
A man is in urgent need for transplant buttocks after an accident. doctors report no end in sight. | true |
Its all fun and games till someone gets hurt... then its hilarious | true |
War is not the answer unless, what is the opposite of peace? is the question. | true |
Putin lashes out at the u.s. for going after fifa | false |
United auto workers lose crucial union battle at mississippi nissan plant | false |
Cast of 'ghostbusters' visits children's hospital in full costume | false |
If you don't wear ear protection, do you run the risk of getting hearing aids? | true |
Desi vedio jugar of india jugar india ka | true |
What do you call a unicorn that's had its horn removed? a eunuchorn. | true |
An open letter to college-educated liberal white men | false |
Senate republicans just blocked a bunch of gun control measures | false |
Q: what is a sea monster's favorite dish? a: fish and ships. | true |
Two artists had an art contest... it ended in a draw | true |
This app wants to help your drunk self | false |
What do you call someone who's representing a bike shop? a spokesperson. | true |
How many mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? just juan. | true |
Why do ducks have flat webbed feet? to stomp out forest fires. | true |
How does praying lead to a blow job? i don't know, ask an alter boy. | true |
Print isn't dead, and this artist can prove it | false |
A centrist in a centrifuge: reflections from the land of abraham lincoln | false |
However rich and successful you are, your cat will never see you as an equal. | true |
Standing up in the spirit of america's first whistleblower benjamin franklin! | false |
What do you call a little lannister when winter finally comes? peter shrinklage | true |
U.s. will ban citizens from traveling to north korea | false |
The most magical expat escape in all of europe | false |
Givenchy glittered chunky-heel sandal: object of my affection (photos) | false |
7-year-old refugee who tweeted during aleppo siege is writing a memoir | false |
'game of thrones' actor iain glen shoots down 'evil dany' theory | false |
Why are all smart mexicans guys gay? because they do their essays. | true |
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