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Justin bieber cancels meet and greets because they leave him depressed | false |
Catchy 'schoolhouse rock' parody reminds us that plan b is 'just a pill' | false |
The march for our lives was inclusive. here's how to make sure its agenda is, too. | false |
What do the weather in england and a muslim have in common? it's either sunni or shiite. | true |
What's black? what's black and screams? stevie wonder answering the iron. | true |
What did the letter o say to the letter q? hey, your dick is hanging out | true |
*pulls up to a red light with my windows down blasting npr* | true |
How do we know that slaves went to college? they all had masters | true |
Why are the buses in london red? you'd be too if you came every 10 minutes. | true |
An englishman, a welshman and a scotsman walk into a pub... i'm off says the scotsman, and leaves. | true |
Do you know the most popular place in town? the cemetery; people are just dying to get in | true |
Oh no! the 'game of thrones' delay is way worse than we thought | false |
Why did the pedophile go into the cave? he was looking for miners. | true |
Why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. | true |
Have you ever had ethiopian food? no? well neither have they. | true |
I bet the terrorists have a guy who does parody songs named weird al qaedavic. | true |
Take a hike! unplugging and recharging in nature boosts creativity | false |
I cheated on my taxidermist girlfriend. now i'm stuffed... | true |
I'm thankful for my twitter family. without you people, i'd still just be talking to myself | true |
We'd probably have a lot less crime if superheroes would stop making movies all the time. | true |
Her: i do. and that marks the last time she ever agreed with me. | true |
A guy using apple maps walks into a bar... or maybe a hospital... possibly a church. | true |
What do you call a nun that sleepwalks? a roamin' catholic. | true |
Benjamin button started off dead violets are blue roses are red | true |
So many people on facebook like everything but grammar. | true |
Why don't game of thrones characters tweet with twitter? they were ravin' with raven. | true |
Miranda lambert cozies up to new boyfriend on instagram | false |
Finally, track and field. where the men are men and the women are too... | true |
What goes up and never comes down in college your debt | true |
Broken cage q: what did the bird say after his cage fell apart? a: cheap, cheap! | true |
10 things you may not know about me: heather headley of 'the color purple’ | false |
24 ways to make black work for spring | false |
What was the russian mohel's name? borris kutchyakockoff | true |
Manchester blood banks receive 'overwhelming' number of donors following deadly attack | false |
Pinata cake by a subtle revelry is making us want to throw a party (photo) | false |
Kiss me, kate at the pasadena playhouse is too darn hot for sure! | false |
How can you tell if a package is gay? it cums in the male | true |
Thanks to me, you'll probably start seeing 'for display only' signs on the toilets at home depot. | true |
House intelligence chair attempts to clean up mess after alleging trump team was spied on | false |
There's a lot to be said for having a long term girlfriend and it's all said by her | true |
What do you call a bald spot on a cell phone salesperson? a gap in coverage. | true |
Desperate gop begs paul ryan to save them all | false |
'curb your enthusiasm' over rand paul's uneasy reaction to donald trump | false |
Princess a suspect in corruption case: who is the spanish royal? | false |
Shake shack celebrates the return of 'will & grace' in sweet (and boozy) way | false |
5 things to say or do for the bereaved | false |
I stopped working for a half-hour every day and got more done | false |
Mark cuban may run against donald trump in 2020 as a republican | false |
A journey to the rice terraces of batad | false |
What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? na'cho cheese | true |
How did the mexican greet people in hawaii? ahola. | true |
New york city just recognized that it's not only women who have to change diapers | false |
The first u.s. boxer to fight as a woman, and then as a man | false |
Please, person who just said libary, tell me more about what an avid reader you are. | true |
The little boy from 'love actually' has not changed at all | false |
So i had this idea to make money by selling bottled bottles ...it made no cents | true |
What do you call people waiting in line for the new iphone iq(ueue) made this up just now | true |
Karl lagerfeld documentary gives designer 'fashion pope' treatment | false |
The tipsy hostess' guide to moving, if you absolutely must (gifs) | false |
What's the most bitter tea in existence? reality *cries in the corner* | true |
What is the easter bunny's favourite kind of story? a cotton tale! | true |
I'm in a band called duvet. we're a cover band. | true |
Wears a black shirt to a first dates house to see if shes lying about having cats | true |
How do most women like their eggs? ovarie-z | true |
What do you call a veal-birthing cow? de-calf | true |
Phil hughs at least he died having a bat | true |
Runner's high is a lot more complicated than we thought | false |
The most talked-about suit at the espys sure was something | false |
Eat well global: tropical fruit world tour (photos) | false |
9 ceos with the worst reputations: 24/7 wall st. | false |
Too many for-profit colleges defraud students and taxpayers alike | false |
A european company made 'beer for her.' it's not going over well. | false |
Uniquely asian, uniquely modern, proudly classical: ballet philippines to tour u.s., canada | false |
Anyone else think they should limit oscar acceptance speeches to 140 characters like twitter? | true |
This dad has been getting his son's drawings tattooed on his arms for 7 years | false |
Trevor noah dings american health care after emergency surgery | false |
Who cares about the new gta when you can sit down and enjoy the new testament | true |
What's worse than being told by your doctor that you have gonorrhea? being told by your dentist | true |
What's the only thing that grows in oakland? a: the crime rate! | true |
Paris fashion week 2012: celebrities in the front row (photos) | false |
Whats soft and fuzzy and lives in a hole? belly button lint. | true |
Biologists free whale from fishing gear off georgia coast (photos, video) | false |
I don't care what people think of me. at least mosquitoes find me attractive. | true |
Death of mentally ill woman in police custody ruled a homicide | false |
Why did cinderella get kicked off the baseball team? she kept running away from the ball. | true |
The fragility of life and lung: my dad's severe pneumonia story | false |
The west virginia teacher strike was rare, militant and victorious | false |
15 maui adventures that will keep you active, happy ... and shark-bite free | false |
How do you know your fridge is going through menopause? it's all out of eggs.. | true |
Donald trump's long, winding history of promising deportations | false |
Why president obama's visit to estonia really matters | false |
It’s time to look beyond bullying: youth suicide rates rising while bullying rates drop | false |
Charles haley's hall of fame speech was the moment needed on mental health issues | false |
Hillary is a great female candidate. she really puts the emale in female. | true |
Where to see new england's best fall foliage | false |
Do you know what band really bugs me? the aphid brothers | true |
My boss asked me to put two pieces of wood together. i totally nailed it. | true |
Nordstrom removes offensive hanukkah sweater from online store | false |
There is a big difference between hating you and losing respect for you. | true |
Why do italians wear gold chains? so they know where to stop shaving. | true |
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