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Top tips to protect yourself from identity theft | false |
Thinking outside the box is dangerous... because that's where all the cats leave their poo. | true |
Trump ally sues qatar for hacking his email | false |
16 sodium atoms walk into a bar. they were followed by batman. | true |
Where will the womens world cup final be held? kitchen stadium | true |
Here are 13 of the worst anti-lgbtq villains of 2016 | false |
Russian warship's 'high risk' pass at navy ship 'highly unprofessional': u.s. | false |
I once tried starting a private airline business but it never took off | true |
James corden is 'disappointed' in himself for kissing sean spicer | false |
What do u call a mexican with a rubber toe? roberto | true |
Rainbows form over dublin as ireland votes for gay marriage | false |
I like my beer like i like my violence. domestic.. | true |
In honor of opening day, signs that you might be a baseball sacrifice | false |
I used to be in a band called cheap viagra'. we didn't make it very big. | true |
What do you call 4 mexicans in quick sand? cuatro sinko | true |
Woman's elaborate scheme to discredit washington post 'dated back months': report | false |
What do you get when you mix a bush and a motorcycle? a hedgehog | true |
Where's the ref? fifa -- a sports body playing without rules | false |
A tip for staying grounded from meditation teacher sharon salzberg | false |
Lancome dreamtone gets me one step closer to achieving a flawless complexion | false |
What is the best thing to do with lots of dutch cheeses? edam... | true |
The trick that keeps my kids away from tv | false |
What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad ? star warts ! | true |
A man walk into a bar and he said oww | true |
Republicans are attacking nancy pelosi even in non-house races | false |
I asked my chemistry teacher if we can revise oxides because im a bit rusty | true |
Arkansas judge accused of trading sentence reductions for sex | false |
Google is the #1 company in the world. how about them apples ? | true |
Policeman: why were you asleep at the wheel? motorist: your siren lulled me to sleep. | true |
I heard there were shenanigans in iowa last week apparently it was hillary's cock and bernie's ass. | true |
A fax machine is just a surprise printer. | true |
Remember the bridge you drive over today was built by the lowest bidder. | true |
Cnn's erin burnett reports donald trump kissed her friend without consent | false |
Turkey demands u.s. hand over cleric, as post-coup purge continues | false |
Redditors revive old image of conan o'brien as a superhero | false |
Why did the zombie start ripping up sheet music? because he was de-composing. | true |
What do you call a pachyderm that doesn't matter? irrelephant. | true |
This is what can happen when black teens are allowed to lead in u.s. cities | false |
The best picture speech for ‘moonlight’ would have sounded like this | false |
Prince's 'purple rain' returns to theaters this weekend | false |
So... there was a kidnapping at my school... but don't worry-- he woke up. | true |
How do you have sex with a fat chick?! roll her in flour and tickle the wet spots. | true |
Some people say putting helium in animals is wrong, i say whatever floats your goat. | true |
Every time you hire a clown for a kid's birthday party, a therapist gets a new car. | true |
Bernie sanders on ar-15s: they’re 'not for hunting. they’re for killing human beings’ | false |
Dolphin dies at the hands of photo-seeking mob on argentina beach | false |
February 13th i think we should spend some time apart february 15th ok that was enough time | true |
Florida man bitten by shark kills it and eats it as revenge | false |
4 powerful mindset shifts to start using today | false |
Jetblue is offering $39 flights in a 2-day flash sale | false |
Why did the felon have so much energy? he was well arrested! | true |
How to handle what's out of your control | false |
What is jose cuervo's favorite book? tequila mockingbird. | true |
I was forced to put my grades up for adoption i just couldn't raise them | true |
Seth meyers addresses that time jimmy fallon rubbed trump's head | false |
6 flea market tips for getting the best vintage finds, from a seasoned pro | false |
I fractured my tailbone this morning. i guess you could say i was pretty butthurt. | true |
What is the last thing you eat before you die? you bite the dust. | true |
Georgia's gop governor gives inaugural address worthy of a democrat | false |
Lessons on love, joy and the power of dreaming from the world's oldest ceo | false |
You think that's bad? i lost a testicle! | false |
How a facebook post answered this single mom's prayers | false |
What's the top song by the vietnamese beatles? rice fields forever. | true |
Saturated fat linked with decreased sperm count, study finds | false |
Happy mother’s day and thanks for the dysfunctional childhood! | false |
'the last jedi' behind-the-scenes footage will give you chills | false |
Mother i'd like to fuck she said ok, let's break your arms and get started. | true |
Crisis is a state of mind and a state of place | false |
Revenge of the brussels sprouts: now we welcome the world's most hated vegetable | false |
Buying in bulk: which food items to buy at warehouse stores | false |
Move of the day: plank with leg lift | false |
I still have a landline. or as i like to call it, cell phone finder. | true |
Why did the black guy cross the road? he heard there was chicken on the other side! | true |
Philippine president rodrigo duterte threatens to throw corrupt officials out of a helicopter | false |
The reason i love mushrooms cause just like mushrooms... i'm a fun guy. | true |
30 things traveling has taught me about life as i turn 30 | false |
On marijuana, obama, christie, and a nor cal judge all agree: legalization is a bad idea | false |
Ninety-eight percent of lawyers... give the other two percent a really bad name. | true |
If you're going to get in trouble for hitting someone, might aswell hit them hard. | true |
Valentine's day ideas: this yarn wreath will get your home ready for romance | false |
Kylie jenner is fresh-faced and gorgeous on elle uk cover | false |
What is the most surprised a cow can be?? udderly surprised! (edit: utterly to udderly) | true |
How do you tell if someone's balls are sensitive? give them a test-tickle | true |
Kelly osbourne: 'a lot of girls don't like to think outside of the box' | false |
These are a few of my favorite things... to eat | false |
Still waiting for the day i can illegally download groceries | true |
This mesmerizing lavender labyrinth is a real-life fairytale | false |
13 times potato chips should go in your food | false |
Did you here about the circus fire? it was in tents. | true |
If the carpet matches the drapes i'll install the hardwood for free | true |
Lgbtq groups blast trump's supreme court pick neil gorsuch | false |
Two peanuts walk through an alleyway... one of them was assaulted. | true |
Stop economic cronyism, wind down the ex-im bank | false |
Creative cooking: a new england style clam bake (video/photos) | false |
Becoming the mom of big kids: what i learned on our summer vacation | false |
What's the difference between a hold-up and a stick-up? age | true |
What do you call a policewoman who hasn't shaved for a week? constable | true |
How i used instagram to land my dream internship | false |
3 quotes that sum up exactly why you need more sleep | false |
Theater: some disappointments and a promising young composer -- stephen sondheim | false |
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