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Whats better then getting a gold medal in the paralympics? walking. | true |
Clean wood floors with vegetable oil and white vinegar to get them gleaming | false |
Thank you all for the happy birthday wishes!!! had a great day!!! (didn't read a single one) | true |
Biden reportedly slams clinton: 'i never thought she was the correct candidate' | false |
Hurricane harvey is just the latest in facebook’s fake news problem | false |
12 ways to decorate with colorful flowers this spring (photos) | false |
5 out of 6 scientists feel russian roulette is safe | true |
Seth meyers mocks michael flynn with world's shortest highlight reel | false |
What did cinderella do when she reached the ball? she choked. | true |
Rock, paper, scissors: a dialogue -- part eight | false |
How can i smile when 28% of americans aren't getting enough fiber? | true |
What's the best thing about twenty three year old's? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzg3-y1qic4) | true |
Man praises 'luke cage' for showing black men in hoodies aren't threats | false |
Dan rather has a humorously grim idea to honor climate change deniers | false |
Elon musk's spacex has company in the race to mars | false |
Chipotle's sales still tanking in wake of e. coli outbreak | false |
Weird divorce story: man blames missing rabbit on ex-wife | false |
Guestcomment tries to reunite hotels and guests with real-time reviews | false |
How taking a bath in public made me more confident | false |
Velvet cake recipes in every single color (photos) | false |
What do you call a mexican midget? a paragraph.why?because he's too short to be an essay. | true |
In 'la to vegas,' nathan lee graham brings the sass to the friendly skies | false |
One time in band camp... they threatened me with eternal torture. oh wait that was bible camp. | true |
I used to be impatient.... ... i just don't have the time anymore. | true |
Can nonprofits build on bill gates's business insights? | false |
Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark. | true |
Arab media: see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil | false |
Entrepreneurs today don't need a big budget to start | false |
Pretty funny that turtles are always in uniform. it's like lighten up, turtles. the war is over. | true |
If you used a keyboard with built-in speakers, you would be...? stereotyping. | true |
What makes an isis joke funny? the execution. | true |
Hey mom, where could i buy some paperclips? staples? no....paperclips. | true |
Why did the dad make the joke? for the pun of it. | true |
What do you call a mexican girl who loves to sleep around? a burrithoe | true |
When shall we meet again ? by miles apart | true |
What is a chinese pirate an expert at? flying a plane. | true |
A group of thugs just beat me senseless all i have left are dollar bills | true |
Spiritual sex: the transformative power of feeling safe | false |
Alleged anti-gay hate crime caught on tape in atlanta | false |
How can you waste food when there are starving children in...ew onions. | true |
There's 2 types of people in this world... ....those who know binary, and those who don't. | true |
Mickey mouse doc, my knees hurt! doctor: which knee? mickey: disney | true |
Photographer's food scrap masterpieces turn trash into treasure | false |
Why can't lions ever conquer the world? because the pride comes before the fall. | true |
A roman walks into a bar holds up two fingers and says i'll take five beers please! | true |
Awkward russian wedding photos are a whole new level of wtf (nsfw) | false |
Q: what do you call a fake noodle? a: an impasta. | true |
11 years ago, greece won the euro 2004 today, they would be happy with 2004 euro's. | true |
This job fair sucks, it doesn't even have rides. | true |
Where did all the tv remotes go when you can't find them? to a remote island... | true |
At least 19 dead as typhoon damrey sweeps into vietnam | false |
In 2015, let's not punish the palestinians for joining the icc | false |
Why is it that there aren't much natural oil resources in china? they ate all the dinosaurs | true |
Adolf hitler wasn't so bad... i mean he did kill hitler. | true |
If my african american father had an asian name it would be so long | true |
Yao ming vows to put an end to elephant tusk trade | false |
Have you heard the joke about my penis? nevermind, no one ever gets it. | true |
Where does a snowman put his birthday candles? on his birthday flake! | true |
Why does helen keller masturbate with one hand? because she moans with the other. | true |
What did the mexican fireman name his 2 children? jose and hose b | true |
Watch: people try to pronounce medical terms, utterly mangle them | false |
Breastfeeding photos on instagram get 'the leaky boob' disabled, then reinstated | false |
I looked up thesaurus in my thesaurus and it says don't be a smart-ass. | true |
Joke 35 history lesson: the greeks invented sex... | true |
The koch brothers' dirty war on solar power | false |
Dark humor is like food in north korea not everyone gets it. | true |
My mom once told me if i jack off i'll go blind i never saw her again | true |
Yo momma's so fat ...that the city of dublin was named after her daily weight gain. | true |
This father and daughter have helped hundreds of sex trade survivors find jobs | false |
Why was the man accused of sexual harassment never arrested? he was a policeman | true |
Two peanuts walk into a bar... one was a-salted. | true |
Q: when is a school paper not a school paper? a: when it's turned into the teacher. | true |
What is the speed limit of sex? 68, because any faster and you'll flip over and eat it. | true |
A wireless bra? they weren't tricky enough, now i need a password? | true |
Why did the melons decide to have a wedding? because they cantaloupe. | true |
7 ways you can support someone who has lost a baby | false |
Til if you buy the new macbook pro there is no escape. | true |
Women go crazy only once a month for 30 days. | true |
Adjuncts would get student debt wiped away under new proposal | false |
Lapd spies on people with its tech tools. now the attorney general is praising its digital savvy? | false |
The secrets of being married to a chef | false |
Friend: don is flying in tomorrow me: my cousin don or amazing hearing don? amazing hearing don | true |
How do you describe catwoman in one word? purrfect | true |
Lauren graham just dropped a clue about those final 4 'gilmore girls' words | false |
Obama defends bold agenda in pre-super bowl interview | false |
Maybe i carry an axe. you don't know. i could love you to pieces... | true |
The crucial test that can save your life | false |
What's the difference between a strawberry and a pencil? one's a fruit, you idiot. | true |
I'm so depressed, radiohead is cheering me up. | true |
Party like it's 2013 with thanksgivukkah recipes (photo) | false |
Why are gay people such good swimmers? because they are flambuoyant | true |
2 ministers are trying to revive the campaign to end poverty that mlk started | false |
How many christians does it take to change a lightbulb? three, but they're really one | true |
Keep a clean fridge with press n' seal cling wrap | false |
If i were a famous president i would totally use money as photo i.d. | true |
Student loan debt: your student loans could have paid for 240 ipods (graphic) | false |
A soldier was assaulted with pepper spray and mustard gas. he returned home a seasoned veteran. | true |
High style made easy: interior designer mary mcdonald's gorgeous office (photos) | false |
Canadian couple catches florida burglary via web cam | false |
James corden, hugh jackman, zendaya, zac efron bring the circus to nyc streets | false |
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