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A magician was driving down the street. then he turn into a driveway. | true |
If green gummy bears are strawberry flavored, what is the flavor of yellow gummy bears? phlegmon | true |
Why did the dog go to the hospital? he was feeling ruff. | true |
Why are today's teens more susceptible to genital herpes? | false |
Chris christie says obama's 'lawlessness' contributed to college unrest | false |
8 things a housecleaner won't tell you (photos) | false |
Why did the afgahni get burnt lips? because he tried to blow up a bus. | true |
What is the most common educational degree in new mexico? kindergarten dropout. | true |
What spice can't be in sol food? ginger. | true |
Unbinding our hearts: an interview with agapi stassinopoulos | false |
Will you make time to help make a difference in the world? | false |
I just hope this justin bieber thing doesn't make all yellow lamborghini owners look bad. | true |
How do you milk a sheep and make a profit? remove the audio jack | true |
How our own back-to-school stress harms our children | false |
What's the difference between a pope and the pope? bout tree fiddy. | true |
Hey girl, are you an orphanage? because i want to give you kids. | true |
Dan barber argues that farm-to-table is the wrong way to think about the future of good food | false |
What do you call 10 degree water? ice. | true |
Sisters in a custody battle: who should keep the child? | false |
We sent you an email, please check... please check your junk... mail. | true |
Watch the magical new trailer for 'fantastic beasts and where to find them' | false |
What do you say when leaving the periodic table of elements' police station? cu copper. | true |
I've finally stopped drinking for good. and i've started drinking for evil. | true |
40 theoretical physicists walk into a bar or did they? | true |
Boston must mull renaming iconic building to give civic dignity to blacks | false |
Yoga practice as a tool for coping with baby loss | false |
Right-wing group's study of 'negative' trump coverage is bogus | false |
What does supervillain black man need to do to escape the crime scene? turn off all the lights. | true |
What the hell is going on in...my sex life? | false |
Sorry i used the word flaccid twice in your wedding toast. | true |
The next time there's an awkward silence, try whispering, did you forget your line? | true |
Too bad chris rock isn't hosting this year's oscars | false |
Why are pirates funny? because they arrrr (yes i know its cheesier than my feet) | true |
The love i feel for my family is always constant. my tolerance is another matter. | true |
Why did the physicist at the hadron collider get thrown in jail? because he was a mass murderer | true |
Dog ears music: black friday playlist -- one debt away | false |
Now it's uruguay's turn to shine with wine | false |
5 christmas outfits to take you from opening presents to church to a large family dinner (photos) | false |
1 in every 5 dolphins is a method actor. | true |
Why dont canadian colleges have spring break first , you need spring. | true |
Let's talk about that messed-up death penalty in 'fantastic beasts' for just a minute | false |
Americans were just introduced to one of the nation's most powerful voices | false |
What do you do if you come across a lion in the jungle? wipe it off and apologise. | true |
Cate blanchett brings her own unique glamour to the golden globes | false |
Do these jorts stuffed with free breadsticks from olive garden make my thighs look oily? | true |
A gop senator told a democrat to lighten up during a confirmation hearing. it didn't go well. | false |
Valentino garavani birthday: celebrities' fave designer turns 80 (photos) | false |
Nile rodgers has a lot of cool stories and wisdom to share | false |
Armed assault on the banter convention shots fired. | true |
Bill maher: 'pot is the new gay marriage' (video) | false |
What do you call a horse that likes arts and crafts? a hobby horse. | true |
California prosecutor faces one-year suspension for falsifying confession | false |
How do you kill a byzantine? you push him into an ottoman. | true |
My life is a circus... i once juggled three fire-breathing girlfriends. bah-da-bing! | true |
Dapl pipeline blocked: this might be the last time america's president keeps his word | false |
I would tell you a joke about pizza... ...but it would be too goddamn cheesey. | true |
Woman captures what we all would look like if we saw beyoncé in person | false |
If we could put bread in a particle collider... we could discover new quarks and glutons. | true |
How did the hipster burn his tongue? he drank his coffee before it was cool.. | true |
Fitness parties provide new way to celebrate birthday, bachelorette, and everything in between | false |
Women in business q&a: nawal motawi, motawi teleworks | false |
If i gave you a penny for your thoughts i'd totally be expecting some change back. | true |
Competing protests for and against police face off in nyc | false |
Nra’s hold on florida so powerful not even this tiny bird is safe | false |
Why is it so quiet when pterodactyls use the restroom? their p is silent. | true |
What gets uglier the more you watch it? yo momma stripping | true |
What do apple and rose have in common? they both lost jack. | true |
Why do japanese people have slanty eyes? atomic bombs are realllllly bright. | true |
James kotecki, nsfw corp writer, talks unplugging at the huffington post's oasis | false |
5 reasons why peru is a country with much to envy | false |
What kind of noise annoys an oyster? a noisy noise annoys an oyster. | true |
Did you hear about the racist mexican? he joined the que que que | true |
How do you gently wake up a sleeping baby? don't preheat the oven when you bake it. | true |
San diego adopts ambitious plan to battle climate change | false |
Why is the stick attached to the roof? because it is sticky. | true |
5: why is the moon so bright? me: it's not, it's pretty dim actually. moon: i heard that. | true |
Oleocanthal, compound in extra virgin olive oil, could protect against alzheimer's disease | false |
One of my hooter's girlfriends died yesterday... may she breast in peace :'( | true |
What do computers and air conditioners have in common? neither work when you open windows. | true |
How much storage do you need for a mouthful of dirt? a terra bite | true |
How do you know when it's nottheonion? when they're still running pieces on hillary clinton. | true |
Democratic lawyer crafted deal that would obliterate campaign contribution limits | false |
So, you have a pimple? here's how to get rid of it | false |
Where does lonely soup go? to a brothel. | true |
Did you hear about the porno at the campground? it was fucking in tents. | true |
I was going to see your comedy but then a critic called it delightful. | true |
The last thing i want to do is hurt you. but it's still on the list. | true |
How to be ridiculously in charge of your life | false |
Mark hamill expertly mocks the fake news of his own death | false |
Trump won't have a state of the union -- it'll be a trump address | false |
Trump and clinton offer vastly different views on charlotte unrest | false |
Miranda kerr talks skin care, baby flynn & the importance of underwear (video) | false |
The family that lives apart, but very together | false |
Nicholas cage was only good in faceoff because he was played by john travolta. | true |
Girl rising: a better life begins in school | false |
What's the difference between your mom and your dad? your dad still sucks dick. | true |
What do you call a potato that looks like a penis? a dictator. | true |
Wedding bands are just little bands of gold | false |
Donald trump warns he 'hasn't even started' on hillary clinton yet | false |
Coca-cola spent $118.6 million on health efforts in the last 5 years | false |
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