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Did you know hellen keller had a dog? neither did she.
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Police hope to use dna to catch the zodiac killer
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Eric trump joins attack on kirsten gillibrand, says she asked for money 'every 3 days'
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I've just bought a transparent megaphone. now everyone can hear me loud and clear.
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Sometimes i feel like girls are like oscars and im leonardo dicaprio :(
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Guy in trump hat and 'deplorables' t-shirt arrested at texas polling place
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Ghostly portraits explore 'anonymous women' and their homes
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Q: what do you call cheese that's not yours? a: nacho cheese!
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Survey says christmas eve is most popular day to pop the question
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Mexican word of the day: chicken wing my wife plays the lottery so chicken wing some money.
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Don't you hate people that answer their own questions ? i know i do...
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There's a good chance your brain will fall for this color trick
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How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex? call her and tell her.
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How do you know your dog's cancer is really bad? if the vet says it's mutt-astasized.
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Four seasons resort launches first of its kind wild restaurant (video)
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When you google 'why do women ...' some very interesting results come up
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3-year-old missing after left outside for not drinking milk: cops
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You've heard of alphabet soup now get ready for times new ramen
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These are the most generous cities in america
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New 'brain training' app could help people with schizophrenia
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Fbi releases documents related to its clinton email investigation
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Samuel l. jackson breaks out his lightsaber for star wars day
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Ellen degeneres reveals she was the inspiration for 'miss congeniality'
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What happened when the composer got angry? he flew off the handel
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William trost richards painting 'adirondack landscape' donated to adirondack museum (photo)
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? because it had nobody to go with.
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I was going to buy a book on phobias but i was afraid it wasn't going to work
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Knock knock who's there ! boo ! boo who ? just boo ! i'm a ghost !
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Why waiting to sign up for an obamacare plan could cost you a bundle
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There was a shooting at the apple store last night. there were no iwitnesses.
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Me: excuse me sir, what's your wi-fi password? him: * this is a funeral
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What are indcs and why will you be talking about them this year?
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This blended family can teach us a lot about compromise
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Huffpost headline quiz: june 23 to june 29
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What is the difference between reddit and a fetish party? you might actually get me to sub here.
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Have you seen the new documentary about white trash? i've only seen the trailer.
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4 easy moves to help you deal with pregnancy back pain (watch!)
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What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? bison..
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The value of a dollar in every state
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Macho men, run and hide -- the closer is coming
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The assault on journalism: building knowledge to protect freedom of expression
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Positive post-it note day sheds light on a tragic year at appalachian state university
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What do you call a group of dead geologists? mineral spirits
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Chip gaines slams claim that he and joanna don't put family first
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What do you call a flatulent teacher? a tutor
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I tried to be a pornstar but apparently that type of content breaks terms of service on vine
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What can you find in the middle of no where?
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Did you get a haircut? no, i dyed the tips of my hair invisible...
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How do you know your sister is having her period? when your fathers dick taste like blood.
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If i had a nickel for every racist thing i said... some black guy would rob me...
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What you hope someone might say about you when they approach your casket? hey, i think he moved.
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The gop's political strong man act is a big con
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For the life of me, i can't understand why small and medium pizzas exist.
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Gop moderates plot way out of house budget mess
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What do reddit and pedophiles have in common? they are both fucking immature assholes...
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Top-tier gymnast maggie nichols says larry nassar sexually abused her, too
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Poll: trump and clinton are both spectacularly unpopular candidates
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David beckham: my super bowl ad was 'kind of embarrassing'
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I couldn't figure out how the hammer and nails worked... so i just said screw it.
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Male friend i hate tea... me of course you like tea! friend ...? me tit-teas...
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A snake walks into a bar... the bartender says, how did you do that?
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House beautiful introduces new contributor, gabrielle hamilton, owner of prune
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That moment the wi-fi freezes as your teammate leads an olympic final
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10 seasons of colbert pulling things out from under his desk
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The life electric: go for bold this summer
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What do you call the loch ness monster on drugs you're high ness
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Brian mcknight on the lessons artists can learn from prince and beyoncé
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Deadly police helicopter crash in rio after day of intense firefights
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I was raised as an only child. my siblings took it pretty hard.
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Jesse williams set to be honored with humanitarian award at the 2016 bet awards
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Guerrero wanted the boxing match to be outdoors tn but... he was afraid of the may weather.
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What do you call a sheep taking ambien? shleepy!
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Michael eggman midterm election results: dem challenger loses house race
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Will gop respect voters and seat doug jones before vote on trump tax plan?
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Why are dead baby jokes so funny? they never grow old.
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Baby preston, chimp play through glass at sedgwick county zoo in kansas (video)
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The anti-semitic neighbor from my past who still haunts me
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8 gorgeous greenhouses that have us wanting to become botanists (photos)
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Huffpost rise: what you need to know on february 17
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Did you hear about the contortionist who filed for bankruptcy? he couldn't make ends meet.
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Trump calls elephant trophy hunting a 'horror show,' says he's unlikely to allow imports
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Two ways to give back this memorial day
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The crawleys are back: why the world loves downton abbey
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Don't you just hate it when you bp red wine on a white tablecloth?
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Why did the cookie smoke weed? because he wanted to get baked.
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What's the square root of optimus prime? i'm not sure, but it's more than meets the eye.
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7 incredible things that happen once you learn to enjoy being alone
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So donald trump wakes up in the white house one morning...
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What do you call a greek virgins anus? a loophole credit to doug benson
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Why was the blonde upset when she got her drivers license? because she got an f in sex.
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I used to steal funny jokes i still do, but i used to, too.
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Do smartphones inhibit a boy's ability to communicate with girls?
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Do latin@s have better sex? are we even allowed to ask that?
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No quick fix to fighting depression comes without long-term side effects
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Disney owns miramax, so the gimp from pulp fiction is technically a disney princess.
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'broad city' prepares for the apocalypse on the day of trump's inauguration
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6 things fast food companies actually did right in 2016
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Donald trump cancels press event with black pastors after finding out they’re not endorsing him
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I have the body of a 25 year supermodel... but it takes too much space in my freezer.
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What's the difference between a man-whore and santa claus? santa stops after three hoes
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