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What do you call an obese terrorist who plays for the yankees? derek bin jeter
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Joan and melissa rivers talk about motherhood with huffpost parents
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A blind guy walks into a bar... not a joke, this happens all the time.
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In brief statement, cleveland cop said he thought tamir rice was 'active shooter'
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Women have closets full of 'i have nothing to wear.'
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I was going to buy some classical music cds... but i was too baroque.
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Jennifer lawrence: attacks on planned parenthood are attacks on women
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How many mexicans... how many mexicans does it take to... oh shit, they're already done.
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Baby sloth eating breakfast at minnesota zoo will make your day (video)
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What do you call a gay dinosaur? cockinasoreass. (better when said aloud)
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Food informants: a week in the life of the tippling bros. paul tanguay & tad carducci
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What do people in arkansas do for halloween? pump kin.
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Watch kristin davis' 'sex and the city' nightmare sketch come true
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Affective touch boosts sense of self, study suggests
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Have you heard about the flint, michigan football team? their lead is unstoppable!
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Was sagt der groe stift zum kleinen stift? wachsmalstift
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Home isn't where the heart is: how i found myself by exploring new places
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Hillary clinton calls on united states to accept 65,000 syrian refugees
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50,000 petitioners say betsy devos has no place at hbcu commencement
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The power of embodying black mastery and our full leadership potential
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Pro-trump media get their wish as the health care bill is pulled
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Did paul ryan overplay his hand with donald trump?
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This unorthodox guided meditation might just get you in the habit
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Knock knock... who's there? cow. cow who? cowwhobunga dude ._.
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Hello 2014: 21 ways to live a resilient life
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Proof that life experiences -- not things -- make you happier
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Why doesn't rihanna smoke weed anymore? because she's taken enough hits.
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What is jeremy clarkson's pin number? nought two sixty.
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‘yes' is better than ‘no' when it comes to consensual sex on campus
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Clinton campaign hopeful for a 'comeback kid' boost from bill
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What's a sailor's favorite kind of knot? it's a tie.
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These are the victims of terrorism in colorado springs
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Lorde wears her crown in the march issue of vogue (photo)
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Respect for a gay elder, pity for benedict xvi
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Being an assassin would be so cool people would kill to have that job
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Lorena bobbit has died in a tragic car accident. some dick cut her off.
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Chuck norris once screamed bloody murder in sign language for the hearing impaired.
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Lady gaga tears up while talking about the downsides of fame on 'sunday morning'
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New survey has some surprising findings about gay men and hook up apps
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I was asked to help design the first monopoly board... i thought, i'll give it a go.
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Jill stein is not defrauding recount donors. but she’s not being totally honest either.
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If you want a pretty nurse, you've got to be patient.
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6-6x6 = ? little hint: it is not 32 edit: it gets funnier the longer you wait
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Why did the orange stop rolling? it ran out of juice!!!
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How to make coffee: mistakes not to make
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7 tips on how to share friends after a divorce
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Republicans say they can fix 'skinny repeal' later. don't be so sure.
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Americans respond to trump's plans for country with #nobannowall
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Settle down, levi's commercial. you are talking about pants.
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Tom perez nabs dnc chair endorsement from disability rights pioneer
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Mississippi gop sen. thad cochran absent from congress due to illness
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When is the best time to go to the dentist? 2:30
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Before i eat chips, i have to look in the bag for a perfect one
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Why did the chicken cross the road? for attention
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Melissa mccarthy on 'sesame street': actress and elmo learn to dance (video)
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I once farted in an apple store... it's not my fault they don't have windows.
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How do you know putin is late for thanks giving? he's russian to turkey.
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Why do the french like eating snails? because they can't stand fast food!
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Grand jury's 'myth' report on a california jail snitch scandal draws criticism
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When a dog is in heat, it means it wants sex. that is my defense!
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Did you hear the one about the zombie telemarketer? they say he was a dead ringer.
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Russia barred from flying its own flag at olympic games closing ceremony
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Heidi klum and seal: what blew up their marriage?
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Thanksgiving calories: how much exercise it takes to burn off that feast
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What does a panda say when it's out of food? chute
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Reggie love reveals president obama's best style tip
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Google reports consistent level of searches for pornography in the uk following brexit title
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Life is like art done in chalk, beautiful but temporary, enjoy it while possible.
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This is how the human face reacts to getting hit by a 90-mph fastball
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Wife: take me to bed or lose me forever. husband: *thinks about it for 45 minutes*
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10 american cities where rent is expected to rise the most, according to msn (photos)
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Stop running in the house! i said stop running! stop runn.. you better run you little shit!
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What does a radical sheep say? allahu ak-baa!
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What do you call americans flying to space? the plot for wall-e
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Wanna watch netflix in h? i'll give you the d later.
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1920s hairstyles that defined the decade, from the bob to finger waves (photos)
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Writing with eyes could allow paralyzed people to communicate, neuroscientists say
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The best time to book a plane ticket, according to new study
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Jennifer lawrence to play fidel castro's lover in 'jane bond'-type role
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How can you make money fast? glue it to the floor.
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Why is rust on a car orange? because its true car-rot
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White house’s new tactic on former campaign chief: manafort who?
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I went to a feminist picnic the other day it sucked. no one cooked or made any sandwiches.
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Will germany fulfill its responsibility for europe's defense?
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Smile, snap, click and post (or not): graduation and prom party digital drama footprints
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Why don't you want to hang out with a dude from chicago? because 'illinois you!
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An interview with sara terry on effectively documenting climate change
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4 things you should learn if you think coachella is merely the name of a music festival
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'broken but whole': a dad's tribute to a dedicated husband and father
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Looking up at his wife, he asked, honey, do i have trouble making up my own mind?
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Baton rouge naacp calls on police chief, mayor to resign after alton sterling shooting
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Alice glass says she will testify that crystal castles' ethan kath raped her
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They say there is safety in numbers tell that to 6 million jews
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5 parenting decisions to make from your gut
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Samantha bee rubs up on some models to celebrate men's fashion week
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'one million moms' is going totally ballistic over this new zales ad
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Health care costs expected to rise because of new specialty drugs
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The trump-putin meeting and the fate of the earth
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Health care proves that the gop cares about power more than people
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*sees my stepfather on xmas* hey chip, feliz notmydad you piece of shit
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