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Baby seal so, a baby seal walks into a club... ... ...
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2 men indicted in bacon vandalism at islamic center
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The razor residence in la jolla, california may be the real 'iron man' house (photos)
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Bethenny frankel reveals whether or not she'll marry again
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Why did the devil buy so many shoes? he wanted their soles.
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Once i saw a blind man touching a cheese grater at ikea. he said: who wrote this bullshit
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Why hasn't anyone invented alcohol that acts as birth control too?
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50 years later: racial outrage and the importance of the 1965 watts uprising
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What's the difference between a princess and a witch? 2 years of marriage.
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Til that in 1940 a german u-boat captain found himself aboard a british vessel. whoops, wrong sub.
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I got 99 problems and each of them is being able to make relevant pop culture references.
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4 parenting tips that are music to your ears
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Here's how you can help lgbtq communities around the country
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Sheryl sandberg is living the working mother's dream
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Why are camels referred to as the ships of the desert ? they are full of iranian seman
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The state with the highest well-being (and no, it's not hawaii)
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Laverne cox: 'planned parenthood is a welcoming place for transgender people'
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I got gas today for $1.09! too bad it was from taco bell.
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Elizabeth banks as 'power rangers' villain rita repulsa is giving us major poison ivy vibes
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Calling bullsh*t on 'the drug war is not about race'
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What is a blonde's favorite fairy tale? humpme dumpme!
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On world lion day, let's celebrate the lions that made us who we are
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Graduation ceremonies turned into silent protests at elite universities
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If you were anti-pencil would you be erasist?
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Who's got the tightest bod in the north pole? abdominal snowman
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Tifu by mixing up my sub order at subway. whoops, wrong sub.
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I climbed a really tall ladder. afterwards, i was rung out.
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Mars rover crash: what if curiosity doesn't touch down safely?
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In russia they don't have netflix, they have njetflix.
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Lawsuit accusing trump of inciting rally violence gets green light from judge
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Relinquishing our uncomfortable inheritance: eran riklis' a borrowed identity
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I'm in a band called arrogant rat we're like modest mouse but way better
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Humanism isn’t just about being right, it’s about doing right
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4 reasons to swap regret over your breakup for excitement
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Are small presses the best choice for latino writers?
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Why did frosty the snowman pull down his pants? he heard the snow blower coming.
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U.s. intel officials knew last year about cia security breach that led to wikileaks dump
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I asked a german man if he had a wife he said he had nein.
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Role playing in the bedroom was fun until my wife gave me a speeding ticket.
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I hope fatboy slim dies on the hollywood boulevard halfway between the gutter and the stars.
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This summer's must-see gay web series takes a (humorously) dramatic turn
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On factory farms, not all cruelty is a crime
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How are skunks able to avoid danger? by using their instinks and common scents!
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Damn girl are you baking chocolate? because you're bitter as fuck.
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Boston teachers visit students' countries of origin to bridge cultural divide
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Kendall & kylie jenner's christmas gifts include celine, christian louboutin & balenciaga (photos)
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What's the difference between apathy & empathy? don't know. don't care.
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Democratic election sweep may complicate gop push for tax reform
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Every so often, i like to go to the window, look up, and smile for a satellite picture.
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What has four legs and quacks? a paradox
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Buckminster fuller's vision of a world that works for everyone
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Marriage after infidelity: psychologist says affair may strengthen relationship
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Summer carry-on luggage and travel bags for all types
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Why are squirrels actions so sexual? they are always trying to bust a nut
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What's the difference between a onion and a prostitute? i don't cry when i cut prostitutes.
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Whats the difference between a suicide bomber and a hooker..?? nothing.. they like to blow..
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Home storage gold ira - is it against irs regulations?
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What's a canadian anarchist's favorite shape? a circle, eh.
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For international women's day, let's pass ivawa to protect women and girls
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What's the difference between hitler and michael phelps? michael phelps could finish a race.
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Nigeria says it arrested 20 suspected boko haram chiefs
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Sahar speaks: giving the women of afghanistan a voice
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The end of the big oil and gas game has come
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Can a nonprofit organization have a president/ceo and an executive director?
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Why does mario hate punchbug? because he bruises like-a peach!
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Stephen colbert trolls alex jones with big mouth billy bass grilling
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The alchemists: a conversation with phil stutz, part i
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What do you call a clock tower somebody lives in? a timely manor.
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Sean spicer claims he never 'knowingly' lied to the american people
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Wednesday's morning email: the biggest winner in trump's proposed tax plan
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Super soul sunday: an unexpected burst of love
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Democratic debate is in flint, michigan would you like some water secretary?? no, not at all!
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The bartender says... we don't serve tachyons here. a tachyon walks into a bar.
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5 things you should stop saying when you hit 60
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What is al qaeda's favorite football team? the new york jets
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What sits down but doesn't get back up? a redditor.
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Kitchen and bath design trends reveal shift toward sophisticated neutrals (photos)
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How do you count cows? with a cowculator
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Why did the stressed out zombie go on vacation? he needed some time to himself to decompose.
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Yo momma so fat and a slut... her ass is the black-hole, it devours everything!!!
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What do you call a mexican with a rubber toe? robertoe
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A skeleton walks into a bar and says i'll have a drink and a mop
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Pretty fucked-up that your grandfather used to jerk it while thinking about betty boop drawings.
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What do you call a barn full of black people? a police shooting range.
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Steve and jean-ralphio are now convinced they're father and son
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What celebrating two easters taught me about love and respect
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A man walks into a bar ouch -badumtiss-
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Dwayne johnson's fans celebrate his hollywood star in the sweetest way
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What do you call the moisture build-up between two cousins having sex? relative humidity
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The u.s. is part of a war in yemen, and neither clinton nor trump will talk about it
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Ho, ho, ho, who delivers those holiday gifts?
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All rooms are panic rooms if there is no iphone charger
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This is what heat stroke does to your body
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Bill maher goes full 'csi' to connect the dots between donald trump and russia
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Why did the berlin wall come down? it didn't match with the iron curtains.
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Your 2014 horoscope: exciting romance or sexual liberation?
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Several ducks were found dead in a playground. police are suspecting fowl play.
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Turks head to polls with concerns over poverty and inequality
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Volkswagen confirms $4.3 billion u.s. settlement over diesel scandal
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It's raining in italy that's why it has the shape of a boot and not a flip flop.
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